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Book Synopsis Bubba (he's the One with His Tongue Hanging Out) by : John Kelso
Download or read book Bubba (he's the One with His Tongue Hanging Out) written by John Kelso and published by . This book was released on 1984 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Kelso has been a humor columnist at the Austin American-Statesman since April of 1977. Thanks to that nerd Hitler, he was born at Fort Sill, Oklahoma, but doesn't remember anything about the place since he only lived there a couple of months. In between, he worked at newspapers in New Hampshire, Missouri, Wisconsin and Florida, where he went fishing on other people's boats, and wrote about it for a living. While stationed at Frankfurt, Germany, Specialist 4 Kelso wrote the jokes for General Willard Pearson's speeches. Kelso now lives in the South of Austin with his wife Sally, cats Tusser and Lady Kitty, and his dogs Bubba and Rufus. He also needs a new car, so please buy this book.
Download or read book The candidates written by James T. Havel and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 660 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Big Bubba written by Rita Garrison and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-08-26 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everythings Bigger in Texas! That saying held true when Charles Bubba Smith was born in a little town outside Beaumont and grew to be 68, 300 pounds with the physique of a gladiator. BIG BUBBA contains the colorful, candid memoirs of Bubba Smiths life, the life of a man who reached super-stardom as an NFL legend and then went on to enjoy a prolific career in commercials, TV, and movies -- most notably as the endearing giant of a police cadet, Moses Hightower, in the successful Police Academy movies. From humble beginnings, he grew up under the strict guidance of his football coach father and his loving mother, a woman who went from chopping cotton to earning a doctorate. BIG BUBBA runs the gamut of emotions from jaw-dropping shock to laugh-out-loud humor and heart-warming stories involving family, friends, and other players and actors. These memoirs, told in his later years, reveal stories and details Bubba had never before revealed, since he said he wanted to Put it all out on Front Street, one of Bubbas favorite expressions. You might be shocked, you may laugh or cry, but you will certainly be entertained by these memories of a man who lived his life on a level above most of us. At a memorial to Bubba, Gene Washington, a fellow MSU teammate, quoted a line from a poem often read to them by their coach.Be the best of whatever you are. Gene then closed with, Bubba was the best.
Download or read book Little Angels written by Ann Louise Smith and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-02-09 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pepper finds herself in heaven after being hit by a car at the age of nine. She encounters three children playing by a big oak tree in a beautiful meadow. There is Lizzy, her brother, Tommy, and their friend Chet. The two boys are always causing mischief in some form or another. Meanwhile, on earth, PepperaEUR(tm)s family is dealing with the loss of their beloved daughter and sister. Her older brother, Scotty, spends all of his time alone in his room while her little brother, Mikey, blames himself for PepperaEUR(tm)s death. Lizzy and the boys show Pepper a portal they discovered that lets them see people down on earth. Soon Pepper discovers a way to zone in on her family. Although they cannot hear her, she soon discovers that the family dog, Bubba, can hear her whistle.
Book Synopsis The Life and Times of Bubba Lee Boatbum by : Terry P. Rizzuti
Download or read book The Life and Times of Bubba Lee Boatbum written by Terry P. Rizzuti and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-08-16 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An adventure story about a chauvinist, yet lovable character who is hopelessly in love with his ex-wife. It is a wacky, fun-loving world where the narrator's viewpoints on women, war, politics, religion and sex are shared unabashedly. The setting is mostly the Gulf Coast region during the year leading up to and immediately preceding the 2004 Presidential Election.
Book Synopsis The Body in the Hole by : Jonathan B. Zeitlin
Download or read book The Body in the Hole written by Jonathan B. Zeitlin and published by Overkill Press. This book was released on 2017-12-17 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Someone dumped a body in an open grave at the cemetery, and the undertaker isn't happy about it. But he isn't happy about the police trying to solve it, either. In fact, the undertaker tries to solve it himself. The undertaker’s name is Yvgeny, and Yvgeny is an unlikeable and morally ambiguous Sherlock Holmes aficionado who lives with his mother in a mortuary in middle-Georgia. He wears Victorian era dress and speaks with a Polish accent. Don’t let Yvgeny’s career choice scare you away from the story- while some of Yvgeny’s antics will make you cringe, there is nothing gory or violent. The story begins with Yvgeny preparing for a funeral. He gets annoyed when he discovers someone dumped a body into a grave he had dug for someone else. Always looking for a way to make an extra buck, he hauls the body back to his office to inspect. After filching a nice watch, he calls the police. Of course, Yvgeny doesn’t like the police, and he eventually decides to solve the crime himself. With his love for Sherlock Holmes and inflated ego, he estimates his chances of solving the crime are far higher than those of the detectives. Yvgeny teams up with a motley assortment of not always like-minded characters in this small Georgia town, trying to stay one step ahead as the detectives close in. The local talent includes the mentally deficient one-eyed owner of the army-navy surplus store and the local doctor/deputy coroner who is a recovering hippie with a Tom Selleck fetish. In the middle of everything, Yvgeny falls for the crude and vulgar granddaughter of an old man buried in his cemetery. She is turned off by his bizarre fashion and strange interests, but Yvgeny is persistent. Will he solve the crime? Will he get the girl? Read and find out!
Book Synopsis Don't Sleep With A Bubba: Unless Your Eggs Are In Wheelchairs by : Susan Reinhardt
Download or read book Don't Sleep With A Bubba: Unless Your Eggs Are In Wheelchairs written by Susan Reinhardt and published by Kensington Books . This book was released on 2013-10-07 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Southern Belle's answer to David Sedaris. --Karin Gillespie "She's like a modern-day, southern-fried Erma Bombeck or Dave Barry."--Booklist Aimed at anyone with a funny bone, these all new stories and essays by Gannett-syndicated columnist Susan Reinhardt tackle domestic life, particularly of the Southern persuasion, with sidesplitting observations and searing confessions. Reinhardt candidly lets readers into her world as she goes mano a mano with her Bubba of a husband--and occasionally her mother. From discovering she's getting a dreaded "front fanny" to revealing her husband's experiments with a Norelco shaver and their Pomeranian pooch, Reinhardt scrapes bare the bedrock truth about married life and love. She also poignantly shares her struggles with a depression that secretly plunged her downward and her reaction to the unexpected helping hands that pulled her up. Totally uncensored and blisteringly honest, Reinhardt is all heart--and a storyteller to savor and remember. "So engaging. . .so honest. . .will make you laugh out loud."--The Asheville Citizen-Times "Like hanging out with your bluntest, most mischievous friend, the one who never fails to crack you up." --Chicago Sun-Times "Funny and touching. . .Reinhardt is not afraid to put it all out there."--The Pilot (N.C.) "Susan Reinhardt takes the naked, honest truth and sets it on fire in a blaze of laughter. . . will have you holding your sides the whole time." --Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Girl "She can break your heart in one sentence and leave you laughing till you're breathless in the next." --Julie Cannon, True Love & Homegrown Tomatoes Susan Reinhardt is a syndicated columnist and feature writer whose work has appeared all over the world in major newspapers such as the Washington Post, London Daily Mirror, Newsday, and other Tribune Media and Gannett publications. Reinhardt has won dozens of awards for her writing, including several Best of Gannett honors and a Pulitzer Prize nomination. A long-time volunteer fund-raiser for Hospice, the United Way, the American Lymphoma and Leukemia Society, the PTO and other worthwhile and not so worthwhile causes, Reinhardt is also a proud member of the Not Quite Write Book Club, a group of ten women who drink wine and pretend to act literary. A true Daughter of the South, Susan Reinhardt was born in South Carolina, was raised in Georgia, and currently makes her home in Asheville, North Carolina, the jewel city of the Blue Ridge Mountains. She has two adorable children and still calls her mama every night.
Book Synopsis I Am Finally Alive by : Margaret Kroeck
Download or read book I Am Finally Alive written by Margaret Kroeck and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Please join my website at Margaret Kroeck Life Survivor and Author. This is also dedicated to Miss Elsa. You are a constant source of support and I think of you everyday. I also dedicate this book to Penny Monks and Pear Woodard, dont forget the invisible fly in the room. Right Pearl? To miss Beth, I am so glad we met. To Thomas , thank you for your support. Thank you Tracy, thank you for sharing your Father with me. I also want to thank Sheila, I miss you everyday.
Book Synopsis Kirby Engineering by : George Clapper
Download or read book Kirby Engineering written by George Clapper and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-04-12 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kirby Engineering is the story of the nation's power grid and the people who build and maintain the grid. This book is about two young people who grow up in the industry and the paths they travel.
Book Synopsis A Snail's Broken Shell by : Ann Kelley
Download or read book A Snail's Broken Shell written by Ann Kelley and published by Luath Press Ltd. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the first time in years Gussie can run, climb and jump. Every breath she takes is easier now, and every step more confident, but Gussie can't help wondering about her doner. Was she young? Had she been very sick or was there an accident? And with her new life comes a whole new set of problems. She is going back to school at last - but she doesn't know anyone her own age, with the exception of Siobhan, the girl she hates most in the world. With school not meeting up to her expectations, Gussie turns to her old pastimes of bird watching and photography, but troubling news awaits her there too. And the lightning strikes and Gussie must act at once.
Book Synopsis Night Will Find You by : Julia Heaberlin
Download or read book Night Will Find You written by Julia Heaberlin and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2023-06-20 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Heaberlin’s work calls to mind that of Gillian Flynn.” —The Washington Post * A GOOD MORNING AMERICA BUZZ PICK * BEING DEVELOPED BY FOX TELEVISION AS A TV SERIES * KIRKUS REVIEWS BEST FICTION BOOKS OF THE YEAR * STARRED PUBLISHERS WEEKLY REVIEW * LONG-LISTED FOR THE UK’s GOLD DAGGER AWARD * In the new thriller from the author of the bestselling We Are All the Same in the Dark, a brilliant young astrophysicist with an uncanny gift is asked to find a girl who vanished. Their story will make you examine everything you believe. Vivvy Bouchet was only ten when she saved a boy’s life by making an impossible prediction. She doesn’t want to explain it. A wunderkind scientist, she just wants to be left in peace to scan the desert Texas sky with her telescopes in one of the darkest places on earth. But when the boy she saved, now a Fort Worth cop, begs for her help on a cold case, she can’t turn him down. In the past decade, Lizzie Solomon and the Victorian mansion where she disappeared have taken on almost mythic status. Conspiracy theorists feed the frenzy that Lizzie is still buried in the crumbling walls while her mother, who sits in prison convicted of killing her, loudly proclaims her innocence. Paired with a skeptical detective, Vivvy falls deeper into the mystery of why Lizzie has never been found. When a vicious podcaster takes aim at Vivvy’s own secrets—and those of the vanished girl—Vivvy’s life unravels like the mysterious galaxies she chases. Julia Heaberlin delivers a resilient and unforgettable heroine in Vivvy Bouchet, a woman who walks the line between evidence-based science and unexplained phenomenon. Sharply relevant, Night Will Find You explores the mysterious nature of belief―in science, in conspiracies, in a higher power―and the delicate dance with the things we can’t know.
Book Synopsis Texas Rebels: Elias by : Linda Warren
Download or read book Texas Rebels: Elias written by Linda Warren and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2017-12-01 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FIRST LOVE, SECOND CHANCE Maribel McCray knew moving back to Horseshoe, Texas, would mean facing Elias Rebel, the cowboy she was forbidden to love in high school. She just didn’t expect it to happen so soon. With her teenage son, Chase, in trouble, she needs Elias’s help. He may be a Rebel, sworn enemy of every McCray, but he’s also Chase’s father. For the lone bachelor of the Rebel clan, there’s only one way to make up for lost years with his son—become a family for real. But Maribel’s distance runs deeper than the Rebel-McCray feud. Elias won’t settle for a marriage of convenience with the woman he’s falling for again. How can he convince Maribel some second chances are worth taking?
Book Synopsis How Lamar's Bad Prank Won a Bubba-Sized Trophy by : Crystal Allen
Download or read book How Lamar's Bad Prank Won a Bubba-Sized Trophy written by Crystal Allen and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-02-22 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A powerful mix of sibling rivalry, revenge, and hard-won redemption. Readers will come for the laughs and stay for the laughs.” —BCCB Thirteen-year-old Lamar Washington is the maddest, baddest, most spectacular bowler at Striker's Bowling Paradise. But while Lamar's a whiz at rolling strikes, he always strikes out with girls. And Lamar's brother is no help—Xavier earns trophy after trophy on the basketball court and soaks up Dad's attention, leaving no room for Lamar's problems. Then bad boy Billy Jenks convinces Lamar that hustling at the alley will help him win his dream girl, plus earn him enough money to buy an expensive pro ball and impress celebrity bowler Bubba Sanders. But when Billy's scheme goes awry, Lamar ends up ruining his brother's shot at college and damaging every relationship in his life. Can Lamar figure out how to mend his broken ties, no matter what the cost? Crystal Allen's debut novel bowls over critics: “Lamar will have readers hooked.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “Allen has written an engaging and humorous story and created a compelling character in Lamar, whose wonderfully inventive, laugh-out-loud idiosyncratic voice will leave readers wanting to hear more.”—ALA Booklist “Crystal Allen has the rare ability to make you laugh out loud one minute and swell with tears the next. The tween book world has a new hero—Lamar Washington—as well as a brilliant new author who’s bound to win a Bubba-sized trophy herself!” —Neal Shusterman, author of The Schwa Was Here and Bruiser
Book Synopsis The Publicist's Plight (Rewritten Version of Harrison inc.) by : Hailey Allen
Download or read book The Publicist's Plight (Rewritten Version of Harrison inc.) written by Hailey Allen and published by Singapore New Reading Technology Pte Ltd. This book was released on with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leslie King is a publicist nestled in the heart of Los Angeles representing Garrett Harrison, president of Harrison Incorporated - one of the world's leading real estate and brokerage empires. Having had Garrett Harrison as her client for years, she has grown used to the uniformity in her job - not to mention the uniformity in her personal life... However, when Garrett Harrison shares the news of his retirement, Leslie's professional and personal life becomes anything but the harmonious routine she has grown used to. Sebastian Harrison - handsome Hollywood playboy and the youngest son of Garrett Harrison - enters Leslie's life in the most unusual of ways as she is asked to turn the King of Debauchery into a man fit and trusted enough to become the CEO of Harrison Incorporated. Even though Leslie vows to fulfill the expectations of the task handed to her, she soon discovers that Sebastian Harrison's past is darker and more complicated than what she has read and researched about him. Now, Leslie is caught between satisfying the expectations of her job description and helping the mysterious and twisted spirit that Sebastian Harrison possesses. Regardless of what choice she makes, Leslie knows that there is more to Sebastian Harrison than she could have ever prepared herself for.
Book Synopsis Pure Products of America, Inc. by : John Bricuth
Download or read book Pure Products of America, Inc. written by John Bricuth and published by JHU Press. This book was released on 2015-11-15 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The poetic life and times of Big Bubba, equal parts charismatic trickster and tent revival preacher. This propulsive narrative poem tells the extended story of the popular born-again televangelist Ray Bob Elray—better known to all his fans as Big Bubba—his twin sons, Nick and Jesse, and his niece and adopted daughter, Donna. The comic tragedy of Big Bubba’s family begins to unfold when he is interviewed by an old friend, country radio disc jockey Charlie Printwhistle. Bubba has come to Waco, Texas, to preach a revival, but soon reveals to Charlie much about his complicated relationship with his family, his ambitions for the ministry, his faith healing, and his most recent venture with Pure Products of America, Inc., which produces and endorses anything “pure,” from Bibles to jelly preserves—for a “whopper” of a fee, of course. Structured as a verse play of two acts composed of three scenes each, Pure Products of America, Inc., follows the unwinding of Bubba’s legacy as his heirs fall out and his already slippery relationship with religion is tested by genuine grief. Along the way, master poet John Bricuth treats readers to a sly, sarcastic—and sometimes deeply moving—look at storytelling, old-time religion, and the American way.
Book Synopsis The Body in the Bed by : Jonathan B. Zeitlin
Download or read book The Body in the Bed written by Jonathan B. Zeitlin and published by Overkill Press. This book was released on 2020-05-30 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh no, the undertaker is back, and he's more obnoxious than ever! When an old man dies in an assisted living center, the undertaker is the first to show up, hoping to get the business. "Easy money!" he declares, but his hopes for an easy funeral are dashed when a psychic insists the old man was murdered. He starts out doing the right thing- he informs the sheriff's department of the psychic's suspicion that the death might have been a murder. They laugh him out of the office, leaving the poor undertaker to try to solve it himself. Lucky for him, he has help. There's a retired police chief with a penchant for rap music, a barely competent local doctor, and the undertaker's voluptuous, chain smoking girlfriend. It's a rogue's gallery of characters, and with the help of the local detectives, maybe they'll solve the case together. Join the ridiculous, hysterical adventure in this latest installment of the Undertaker Series!
Book Synopsis A Fine Dark Line by : Joe R. Lansdale
Download or read book A Fine Dark Line written by Joe R. Lansdale and published by Mysterious Press. This book was released on 2003-04-01 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is the summer of 1958 in Dewmont, Texas, a town the great American postwar boom passed by. The kids listen idly to rockabilly on the radio and waste their weekends at the Dairy Queen. And an undetected menace simmers under the heat that clings to the skin like molasses... For thirteen-year-old Stanley Mitchell, the end of innocence comes with his discovery of the mysterious long-ago demise of two very different young women. In his quest to unravel the truth about their tragic fates, Stanley finds a protector in Buster Lighthorse Smith, a black, retired Indian-reservation cop and a sage on the finer points of Sherlock Holmes, the blues, and life's faded dreams. But not every buried thing stays dead. And on one terrifying night of rushing creek water and thundering rain, an arcane, murderous force will rise from the past to threaten the boy in a harrowing rite of passage... Vintage Lansdale, A Fine Dark Line brims with exquisite suspense, powerful characterizations, and the vibrant evocation of a lost time.
