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Bride Gone Bad

Author : Sabine Starr
Publisher : eKensington
ISBN 13 : 1601831455
Total Pages : 299 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Bride Gone Bad written by Sabine Starr and published by eKensington. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 299 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HE'S HUNTING FOR GOLD. . . Not many people can keep a secret from Lucky Devereaux. He's a triple threat of outlaw, treasure hunter, and Native American mystic. But something in Tempest Templeton's beautiful, heartbroken eyes intrigues him, and he's determined to unravel the mystery. . . SHE'S HUNTING FOR A MAN. . . Tempest has to remind herself that handsome men like Lucky bring only pain. She learned that when her groom ran off before the wedding night—taking her family's money with him. Now she's hunting him down. But a lady alone in Indian Territory is asking for trouble, and Lucky promises he's just the man to keep her safe and show her everything she's been missing. . . PRAISE FOR SABINE STARR'S LADY GONE BAD "A fun read—Old West style!" –USAToday.com "An exciting read!"— New York Times bestselling author Bobbi Smith "If you're a fan of sexy cowboys, mysterious outlaws, historical settings, and HAWT romance— definitely grab this one up." —JenRen's Review "Readers will enjoy. . .Lady Gone Bad." —Genre Go Round Reviews "This book is perfect for a romance reader." —Nocturne Romance Reads "One of the best historicals of the year!" —Melissa's Mochas, Mysteries & More Review

Belle Gone Bad

Author : Sabine Starr
Publisher : eKensington
ISBN 13 : 1601831463
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Belle Gone Bad written by Sabine Starr and published by eKensington. This book was released on 2014-03-20 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sabine Starr's books pack a wallop!" —Carolyn Brown A Little Scandal. . . Belle Thompson will do just about anything to bring the murderer of her father and fiancé to justice. Even partner up with Mercy Huntingdon, a notorious artist known more for his scandalous sculptures than his skill with a six-shooter. But Belle and Mercy may have a common enemy, and if posing as his muse—a sensuous lady of the evening—will get Belle her man, the Texas beauty is up to the challenge. . . Might Do A Girl Good. . . Mercy Huntingdon needs Belle Thompson. Not only in his big, brass bed, but by his side as he tracks a kidnapper. Yet once he crosses into outlaw country with the gorgeous bounty hunter, all of his protective instincts go into overdrive—as well as a passion more powerful than the revenge that drives them both. . .. Praise For Sabine Starr "Sabine Starr's books pack a wallop! Featuring a rip-roaring cast of characters and smoking hot romance, they are head butting, heart stopping, sassy and sexy books that come to life in your hands—books that you don't want to end!" —Carolyn Brown, New York Times bestselling author "Starr writes a fun, vivid western romance with entertaining characters." —Publishers Weekly 62,000 Words

Angel Gone Bad

Author : Sabine Starr
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 1601830491
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Angel Gone Bad written by Sabine Starr and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Good Plot By day Angel Morgan reads her thrilling dime novels about the Wild West to the corseted members of the Red River Book club. But when the sun sets on the Texas border her own life proves to be stranger than fiction, especially when a friend's life depends on her utilizing her many secret talents. . . A Surprise Ending Rune Wulfsson is no stranger to Angel Morgan's talents--the ones that left him burning for more and the ones that left him wrongfully locked up in jail. Now that he's no longer behind bars, he's riding hard for some good old fashioned revenge. But first he needs Angel's help in hunting down some horse thieves, kidnappers and killers. Tough enough without Angel and Rune's hands all over each other. It gets worse. But sometimes, bad is good. . . "Starr writes a fun, vivid western romance with entertaining characters . . ." --Publishers Weekly Praise For Lady Gone Bad "An exciting read!"--New York Times bestselling author Bobbi Smith "If you're a fan of sexy cowboys, mysterious outlaws, historical settings, and HAWT romance -- definitely grab this one up . . ." --JenRen's Review "Readers will enjoy. . .Lady Gone Bad." --Genre Go Round Reviews "This book is perfect for a romance reader." --Nocturne Romance Reads "One of the best historicals of the year!"--Melissa's Mochas, Mysteries & More Review 61,600 Words

GI Brides

Author : Duncan Barrett
Publisher : William Morrow Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 9780062328052
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book GI Brides written by Duncan Barrett and published by William Morrow Paperbacks. This book was released on 2014-09-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For readers enchanted by the bestsellers The Astronaut Wives Club, The Girls of Atomic City, and Summer at Tiffany’s, an absorbing tale of romance and resilience—the true story of four British women who crossed the Atlantic for love, coming to America at the end of World War II to make a new life with the American servicemen they married. The “friendly invasion” of Britain by over a million American G.I.s bewitched a generation of young women deprived of male company during the Second World War. With their exotic accents, smart uniforms, and aura of Hollywood glamour, the G.I.s easily conquered their hearts, leaving British boys fighting abroad green with envy. But for girls like Sylvia, Margaret, Gwendolyn, and even the skeptical Rae, American soldiers offered something even more tantalizing than chocolate, chewing gum, and nylon stockings: an escape route from Blitz-ravaged Britain, an opportunity for a new life in affluent, modern America. Through the stories of these four women, G.I. Brides illuminates the experiences of war brides who found themselves in a foreign culture thousands of miles away from family and friends, with men they hardly knew. Some struggled with the isolation of life in rural America, or found their soldier less than heroic in civilian life. But most persevered, determined to turn their wartime romance into a lifelong love affair, and prove to those back home that a Hollywood ending of their own was possible. G.I. Brides includes an eight-pages insert that features 45-black-and-white photos.

The Bad Luck Bride

Author : Janna MacGregor
Publisher : St. Martin's Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 1250116120
Total Pages : 349 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book The Bad Luck Bride written by Janna MacGregor and published by St. Martin's Paperbacks. This book was released on 2017-05-02 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Eloisa James and Sabrina Jeffries, comes a sparkling Regency romance debut.

The Bride Stripped Bare

Author : Nikki Gemmell
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062191470
Total Pages : 402 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (621 download)

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Download or read book The Bride Stripped Bare written by Nikki Gemmell and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-05-29 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE RUNAWAY INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER “The Bride Stripped Bare shows us the inside–out of marriage, infidelity, obsession and taxi drivers (I may never take a cab ride in London again). . . . Few books can be both dark and light. This one dances on the edge, and sometimes crosses it, with much satisfaction to be had on either side.”— Valerie Frankel, author of The Accidental Virgin An explosive novel of sex, secrecy, and escape. A woman disappears. Her car lies abandoned on a remote bluff; no body is found. Known by her family and friends as quiet and self-contained, she has left behind an incendiary diary chronicling a disturbing journey of sexual awakening. The diary opens on her honeymoon in Morocco: she believes herself to be happy—or happy enough, anyway. Swiftly, this security masquerading as love fractures in an act of massive betrayal, only to propel her into a world of desire and fantasy and recklessness. In need of guidance, she finds an unlikely heroine in the anonymous author of a dusty, rare manuscript. Written by a woman in the 1600s, it is a cry from the heart for women to live and love freely. Emboldened, she allows herself to discover the intoxicating power of knowing what she wants and how to get it. The question is, how long can her soul sustain a perilous double life? Coolly impassioned, Bride Stripped Bare tells shocking truths about love and sex. Couched in a deceptively simple style, its gorgeous, incantatory rhythms will make you question whether it is ever entirely possible to know another person.

The Bride's Farewell

Author : Meg Rosoff
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101105402
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book The Bride's Farewell written by Meg Rosoff and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-08-06 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tender and magical tale from the 2016 recipient of the Astrid Lindgren award and author of international bestseller How I Live Now, National Book Award finalist Picture Me Gone, and most recently Jonathan Unleashed Pell Ridley, daughter of a good-for-nothing preacher in mid-nineteenth century England, has watched her mother crushed by the burden of too many children and too little money. Unwilling to repeat her fate, Pell runs away on her wedding day taking only her beautiful, white horse. But, as she journeys through a strange world of gypsies in search of a new life, Pell finds that her ties to home refuse to release her. Like the works of Philip Pullman and Sue Monk Kidd, The Bride's Farewell will resonate with readers of all ages as it grapples with timeless questions of how to live, how to love, and how to be true to one's self.

She's Gone Bridal!

Author : Liz Razin
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0806536039
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book She's Gone Bridal! written by Liz Razin and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't Lose Your Head on Her Big Day! Welcome to the Bridal Zone, an alternate universe where logic and reason cease to exist, and wedding madness rules. So what's a girl to do when her BFF turns into a BFH (Bride from Hell) and is determined to take everyone down with her? In this lifesaving book your very own PBT--Personal Bridal Therapist--will guide you through the nine stages of life with the bride-to-be. 1. Denial: Is she really marrying him? 2. Diagnosis: Early detection of "bridezilla" behavior 3. Masquerading: Playing the part of "good" friend 4. Anger: Managing meltdowns without having to say you're sorry 5. Transference: Reap the benefits of the bride without all the fuss! 6. Fixation: Stop obsessing over her wedding! 7. Family Therapy: There really is someone worse than your relatives 8. Catharsis: How to create wedding well-being on the big day 9. Withdrawal: What to do when the invitations stop coming "A must-read for any BFF, friend or family member likely to be pulled into the bridal tornado." --Leslie Milk, author of It's Her Wedding But I'll Cry If I Want To "Wise and compassionate advice. . .will make you laugh through your tears. . ." --Anne Goldfield, Ph.D., Clinical Psychologist Liz Razin knows all too well the plight of the bridal attendant, having been a bridesmaid eight times and a maid of honor four. Inspired by the trauma of bridesmaiddom, she used the psychology skills she honed at Tufts University to write She's Gone Bridal! Liz's work has appeared in The Boston Phoenix, Stuff@Night magazine, and the Associated Press. Currently, she is a partner at a New York advertising agency and lives dangerously close to Bloomingdale's. . .where she gets many of her bridesmaid dresses.

The Vanished Bride

Author : Bella Ellis
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593099141
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (93 download)

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Download or read book The Vanished Bride written by Bella Ellis and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Before they became legendary writers, Charlotte Brontë, Emily Brontë, and Anne Brontë were detectors in this charming historical mystery... Yorkshire, 1845. A young wife and mother has gone missing from her home, leaving behind two small children and a large pool of blood. Just a few miles away, a humble parson’s daughters—the Brontë sisters—learn of the crime. Charlotte, Emily, and Anne Brontë are horrified and intrigued by the mysterious disappearance. These three creative, energetic, and resourceful women quickly realize that they have all the skills required to make for excellent “lady detectors.” Not yet published novelists, they have well-honed imaginations and are expert readers. And, as Charlotte remarks, “detecting is reading between the lines—it’s seeing what is not there.” As they investigate, Charlotte, Emily, and Anne are confronted with a society that believes a woman’s place is in the home, not scouring the countryside looking for clues. But nothing will stop the sisters from discovering what happened to the vanished bride, even as they find their own lives are in great peril...

The Bride Goes Rogue

Author : Joanna Shupe
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0063044064
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book The Bride Goes Rogue written by Joanna Shupe and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-05-24 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Joanna Shupe is the queen of historical bad boys!" — Julia Quinn By beloved USA Today bestselling author Joanna Shupe, the third installment in the Fifth Avenue Rebels series about an arranged engagement destined for disaster. A hard-hearted tycoon. A romantic dreamer. An engagement set up to fail. The charismatic and vivacious Katherine Delafield should be married by now. Her father arranged an engagement to the much sought-after tycoon Preston Clarke ages ago. The only problem is Preston refuses to acknowledge it. But this isn’t going to stop Katherine from living life to the fullest as she ditches all silly notions of love and marriage and sets out to sample all the excitement New York City has to offer . . . the more scandalous the better. Because no matter what happens, she and Preston will never marry. After his family nearly lost everything, Preston is done letting his late father ruin his life—including choosing his bride. But when a mysterious lover at a masquerade turns out to be his would-be fiancée, Preston's resolve begins to crumble. He hadn't expected Katherine to be so charming. Or beautiful. Or passionate. And seeing her out on the town with other men is driving him crazy. What happens when the wrong bride turns out to be the right woman after all?

The Bride Wore Black Leather

Author : Simon R. Green
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101554037
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book The Bride Wore Black Leather written by Simon R. Green and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-01-03 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the secret heart of London, under the cover of endless darkness, is the Nightside. But enter at your own risk. The party animals who live here may be as inhuman as their appetites... My name is John Taylor. The Nightside is my home, and I’ve got a brand new full-time job there (in addition to my private eye work) as Walker—the Voice of the Authorities. I’m also marrying the love of my life, Suzie Shooter, the Nightside’s most fearsome bounty-hunter. But nothing comes easy here. Not life. Not death. And for certain, not happily-ever-after. Before I can say “I do,” I have one more case to solve as a private eye—and my first assignment as Walker. Both jobs would be a lot easier to accomplish if I weren’t on the run, from friends and enemies alike. And if my bride-to-be weren’t out to collect the bounty on my head...

The Belle Gone Bad

Author : Betina Entzminger
Publisher : LSU Press
ISBN 13 : 9780807128367
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (283 download)

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Download or read book The Belle Gone Bad written by Betina Entzminger and published by LSU Press. This book was released on 2002-07-01 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Scarlett O’Hara fluttered her dark lashes, did she threaten only the gentleman in her parlor or the very culture that produced her? Examining the “bad belle” as a recurring character, The Belle Gone Bad finds that white southern women writers from the antebellum period to the present have used treacherous belles to subtly indict their culture from within. Combining the southern ideal of ladyhood with the sexual power of the dark seductress, the bad belle is the perfect figure with which to critique a culture that effectively enslaved both its white and black women. Betina Entzminger traces the development of the bad belle from nineteenth-century domestic novelist E.D.E.N. Southworth to contemporary novelist Kaye Gibbons. Coy and alluring like the traditional southern belle, the bad belle is also manipulative and knowing; the men subject to her cultivated charms often meet disastrous ends. By making the patriarch vulnerable to women who outwardly conform to the limiting conventions of womanhood but inwardly break all the rules, these writers challenged a society that stereotyped black women as promiscuous and forced white women onto pedestals while committing heinous acts in their name. Representations of the bad belle evolved along with southern society, and by the late twentieth century, many women writers expressed emancipation through the literal or figurative destruction of corrupt or would-be belles. The Belle Gone Bad shows that even writers who have been critically dismissed as too domestic or conservative to be innovative did—through the strategy of the bad belle character—challenge southern institutions and conceptions about race, class, and gender. What unites the dangerous belles created by several generations of women writing in the South, old and new, is their liberating potential.

Unexpected Bride

Author : Lisa Childs
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1426812884
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Unexpected Bride written by Lisa Childs and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2008-02-01 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Always a bridesmaid? Only her best friend's wedding could bring Abby Hamilton back to her Michigan hometown. But when the bride runs away, the reception turns into an unexpected homecoming party for Cloverville's prodigal daughter. Everyone's happy to see Abby…except Clayton McClintock, the bride's straight-arrow older brother and Abby's unrequited crush. Where Abby goes, trouble follows. But Clayton has to admit the adult Abby is very different from the rebellious eighteen-year-old who left without a backward glance. She runs a successful business and is a single mother to an adorable four-year-old, who is quickly stealing Clayton's heart. Suddenly a man with no intentions of settling down is thinking about making a home and a family…

The Broke-Ass Bride's Wedding Guide

Author : Dana LaRue
Publisher : Potter Style
ISBN 13 : 0385345119
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book The Broke-Ass Bride's Wedding Guide written by Dana LaRue and published by Potter Style. This book was released on 2013-12-17 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For budget brides, including fans of TheBrokeAssBride.com, this is a definitive guide to saving money and making every dollar count during wedding planning, from the engagement party to the big day, without sacrificing style or personality. Brides-to-be, do you dream of rocking a wedding full of personality, pizzazz, and style, without compromising your dreams or kissing your budget goodbye? Well, bust out your happy dance because today is your lucky day...you're holding the key in your newly-betrothed hands! In the pages of this witty guide, Dana LaRue, creator of thebrokeassbride.com, shares hundreds of tips and anecdotes for getting the most bang for your buck, celebrating your personality as a couple, and making wedding planning fun. She includes: · The top 14 money-saving rules for choosing your location, dress, menu, and music—and most important of all, enjoying the day · Engagement party and rehearsal dinner ideas that won’t break the bank · 4 tips for finding your dream theme · Sample budget breakdowns ($1,000; $5,000; $10,000; $15,000; and beyond) showing where couples saved and splurged · Her very own road-tested advice for becoming a negotiation ninja · 7 ways to keep your booze budget under control · DIY décor projects and recipes you can make without risking a bridezilla meltdown · Online planning shortcuts, tools to find savings, and helpful websites for organization and style inspiration

Good Earl Gone Bad

Author : Manda Collins
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250061075
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Good Earl Gone Bad written by Manda Collins and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marriage? To a gambler? You must be joking! Lady Ophelia Dauntry has never been one to back down from a challenge. And when her spendthrift father does the unthinkable and loses her hand in marriage at the gaming tables, she is faced with the challenge of her life. Not only in the man she'll be forced to marry--the Earl of Mainwaring--a gamester, he's also a member of the Lords of Anarchy--the driving club she holds responsible for her dear friend Lucinda's confinement in an asylum, though they have never claimed responsibility.

Good Girl Gone Bad

Author : Eric Kincaid Clark
Publisher : Dog Ear Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0976217368
Total Pages : 105 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (762 download)

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Download or read book Good Girl Gone Bad written by Eric Kincaid Clark and published by Dog Ear Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this eye opening commentary of Genesis 38 Bishop Eric Kincaid Clark proves that the bible is more interesting than the daily soap opera's that fill our televisions. Bishop Clark opens up a story that's filled with lies and deception, sex and murder and even reveals to the reader, God's sense of humor. The story of Genesis 38 follows a girl named Tamar from the innocent days of her youth to a promiscuous season of prostitution. In her youth Tamar is seen as an excited newlywed in a family that's destined for greatness. But as a result of some unfortunate circumstances Tamar goes through a series of emotional changes that ultimately leads to her taking matters into her own hands with the possibility of paying the ultimate price for her actions. This book reveals that know ones sin is bigger than the plan of God. Bishop Clark through his vast understanding of the scriptures and the ability to make them come alive takes you on a journey that's filled with surprise, disappointment and human nature but finally end with God taking the most unlikely people and the most bazaar situation and producing Jesus Christ the Son of God. This book will inspire and encourage you to make good decisions in all of your relationships, but just in case you have made some poor choices in your life, Bishop Clark shows us through this story that you are not disqualified from being used by God. Bishop Eric Clark is one of the most exciting and anointed ministers of the Gospel today. His intensity in delivering the Word of God has revived many ministries and stirred the hearts of many believers to a new level of faith in God. He is known for his powerful messages which have revived many ministries and stirred the hearts of many believers to a new level of faith in God. Bishop Eric Kincaid Clark is the founder and Senior Pastor of the Body of Christ Assembly Located in Warr. Hts., OH. He is currently Serving under the covering of Bishop Luther James Blackwell of Cleveland, OH.

Dungeon Crawler Carl

Author : Matt Dinniman
Publisher : Penguin Group
ISBN 13 : 059382024X
Total Pages : 465 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (938 download)

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Download or read book Dungeon Crawler Carl written by Matt Dinniman and published by Penguin Group. This book was released on 2024-08-27 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The apocalypse will be televised! Welcome to the first book in the wildly popular and addictive Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman—now with bonus material exclusive to this print edition. You know what’s worse than breaking up with your girlfriend? Being stuck with her prize-winning show cat. And you know what’s worse than that? An alien invasion, the destruction of all man-made structures on Earth, and the systematic exploitation of all the survivors for a sadistic intergalactic game show. That’s what. Join Coast Guard vet Carl and his ex-girlfriend’s cat, Princess Donut, as they try to survive the end of the world—or just get to the next level—in a video game–like, trap-filled fantasy dungeon. A dungeon that’s actually the set of a reality television show with countless viewers across the galaxy. Exploding goblins. Magical potions. Deadly, drug-dealing llamas. This ain’t your ordinary game show. Welcome, Crawler. Welcome to the Dungeon. Survival is optional. Keeping the viewers entertained is not. Includes part one of the exclusive bonus story “Backstage at the Pineapple Cabaret.”