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Author : Felice Arena
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ISBN 13 : 9781407129051
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (29 download)
Download or read book Bottomus Burps of Britannia and Other Foul-smelling Stories! written by Felice Arena and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nine stories centered around the subject of farting.
Author : Felice Arena
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781741698237
Total Pages : 185 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (982 download)
Download or read book Farticus Maximus written by Felice Arena and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farticus Maximus, Greatest Gladiator of All Time, has got away! Evil Emperor Bullius won¿t have it - Farticus and his old foe (now friend) Gassius Brutus must be found and punished. Will the gladiators stay one smelly step ahead, or will they end up butterfly-kissed, never to break wind again? Also featuring the explosive stories of a stinky stepmother to be, a competition in which the whoopee cushion comes up a winner, a series of 'SBDs¿ that are enough to foil a robbery, and plenty more!
Author : Felice Arena
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Book Rating : 4.:/5 (116 download)
Download or read book Bottomus Burps of Britannia written by Felice Arena and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Felice Arena
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781741696233
Total Pages : 185 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (962 download)
Download or read book Bottomus Burps of Britannia written by Felice Arena and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Farticus Maximus, Greatest Gladiator of All Time, has got away! Evil Emperor Bullius won't have it-Farticus and his old foe (now friend) Gassius Brutus must be found and punished. Will the gladiators stay one smelly stepahead, or will they end up butterfly-kissed, never to break wind again? Ages 7+.
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Publisher : Scholastic Canada
ISBN 13 : 144310793X
Total Pages : 152 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (431 download)
Download or read book Farticus Maximus written by and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2012 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hold your nose - Farticus Maximus is back in a rip-roaring sequel! Have you ever let one rip and blamed ... your brother or sister? Your best friend? The dog? Your dad or mom, or even your teacher? Have you ever laughed, snorted, blushed or just smiled at the sound of someone popping-off? Have you ever broken wind in the bath, in your classroom, on the school bus or in bed? If you have answered yes to any of the above questions, then Farticus Maximus is definitely for you. Farticus Maximus, Greatest Gladiator of All Time, is back in the arena with his arch enemy Gassius Brutus, whom he must "butterfly-kiss" or face losing his beloved Rhina forever! Will the power of Farticus's almighty wind be strong enough to prevail? Also features grannies who don't toot (or do they?), the return of the Stick Dudes in "Phwooohhh!," new Fartoons and more!
Author : Dave Cudd
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781541397958
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (979 download)
Download or read book Bottom Burps written by Dave Cudd and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-18 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bottom Burps is the story of a young boy who explores the world of farts, which he calls "Bottom Burps". He talks about how he knows each and every person in his family has let one rip from time to time. If you'd like to explore the world of flatulence with your child then buy "Bottom Burps" today!
Author : David Mitchell
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 158836528X
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (883 download)
Download or read book Black Swan Green written by David Mitchell and published by Random House. This book was released on 2006-04-11 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By the New York Times bestselling author of The Bone Clocks and Cloud Atlas | Longlisted for the Man Booker Prize Selected by Time as One of the Ten Best Books of the Year | A New York Times Notable Book | Named One of the Best Books of the Year by The Washington Post Book World, The Christian Science Monitor, Rocky Mountain News, and Kirkus Reviews | A Los Angeles Times Book Prize Finalist | Winner of the ALA Alex Award | Finalist for the Costa Novel Award From award-winning writer David Mitchell comes a sinewy, meditative novel of boyhood on the cusp of adulthood and the old on the cusp of the new. Black Swan Green tracks a single year in what is, for thirteen-year-old Jason Taylor, the sleepiest village in muddiest Worcestershire in a dying Cold War England, 1982. But the thirteen chapters, each a short story in its own right, create an exquisitely observed world that is anything but sleepy. A world of Kissingeresque realpolitik enacted in boys’ games on a frozen lake; of “nightcreeping” through the summer backyards of strangers; of the tabloid-fueled thrills of the Falklands War and its human toll; of the cruel, luscious Dawn Madden and her power-hungry boyfriend, Ross Wilcox; of a certain Madame Eva van Outryve de Crommelynck, an elderly bohemian emigré who is both more and less than she appears; of Jason’s search to replace his dead grandfather’s irreplaceable smashed watch before the crime is discovered; of first cigarettes, first kisses, first Duran Duran LPs, and first deaths; of Margaret Thatcher’s recession; of Gypsies camping in the woods and the hysteria they inspire; and, even closer to home, of a slow-motion divorce in four seasons. Pointed, funny, profound, left-field, elegiac, and painted with the stuff of life, Black Swan Green is David Mitchell’s subtlest and most effective achievement to date. Praise for Black Swan Green “[David Mitchell has created] one of the most endearing, smart, and funny young narrators ever to rise up from the pages of a novel. . . . The always fresh and brilliant writing will carry readers back to their own childhoods. . . . This enchanting novel makes us remember exactly what it was like.”—The Boston Globe “[David Mitchell is a] prodigiously daring and imaginative young writer. . . . As in the works of Thomas Pynchon and Herman Melville, one feels the roof of the narrative lifted off and oneself in thrall.”—Time
Author : Michael Moorcock
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781786363107
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (631 download)
Download or read book Pegging the President written by Michael Moorcock and published by . This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the 1960s Jerry Cornelius was the coolest assassin on the Ladbroke Grove block. By the 1970s The Condition of Muzak had won the Guardian Fiction Prize and The Final Programme was a feature film starring Jon Finch, Jenny Runacre, Hugh Griffith and Sterling Hayden. In the 1980s the world s first cyberpunk continued to inspire a generation of writers including William Gibson, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and bands like the Human League. By the 1990s he was up and running towards the guns again in stories like The Spencer Inheritance , The Camus Referendum and Cheering for the Rockets , which dealt with the icons and key events of the day. At turn of the millennium, in Firing the Cathedral, he responded to the attacks on America of September 2001 and their consequences, to the realities of global warming and global terrorism. Now, in Pegging the President, Jerry Cornelius is back; the ambiguous, amoral, androgynous English Assassin, cooler, sharper, his fingers still firmly on the pulse of the twenty-first century, counting names and taking heads, showing once again that colonialism and despotism the roots of empire gone sour do not change. The apocalypse has never seemed more terrifying, never been more fun, and modern life will never feel the same to you again -- Provided by the publisher.
Author : G. H. Bennett
Publisher : Stackpole Books
ISBN 13 : 1461750881
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (617 download)
Download or read book Destination Normandy written by G. H. Bennett and published by Stackpole Books. This book was released on 2009-04-20 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cross-section of the American experience on D-Day Unique perspective from the regimental level that also integrates strategic and tactical considerations Stories of largely forgotten acts of valor G. H. Bennett collects oral histories from the soldiers of three American regiments and weaves them into an intimate account of the D-Day invasion of June 6, 1944. Widely scattered during its drop into Normandy, the 507th Parachute Infantry Regiment (82nd Airborne Division) stopped the advance of an SS division. The untested 116th Infantry Regiment (29th Infantry Division) landed on bloody Omaha Beach, where it suffered more casualties than any other regiment that day. Meanwhile, the 22nd Infantry Regiment (4th Infantry Division) easily waded ashore on Utah Beach but faced savage fighting as it moved inland.
Author : Roald Dahl
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141378573
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (413 download)
Download or read book The BFG (Colour Edition) written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Human beans is not really believing in giants, is they? Human beans is not thinking we exist.' On a dark, silvery moonlit night, Sophie is snatched from her bed by a giant. Luckily it is the Big Friendly Giant, the BFG, who only eats snozzcumbers and glugs frobscottle. But there are other giants in Giant Country. Fifty foot brutes who gallop far and wide every night to find human beans to eat. Can Sophie and her friend the BFG stop them?
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 728 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (318 download)
Download or read book The Writers Directory written by and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 728 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Ammon Wrigley
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 438 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (89 download)
Download or read book The Wind Among the Heather written by Ammon Wrigley and published by . This book was released on 1916 with total page 438 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Felice Arena
Publisher : Penguin Group Australia
ISBN 13 : 1743483171
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (434 download)
Download or read book Specky Magee written by Felice Arena and published by Penguin Group Australia. This book was released on 2014-02-26 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The football adventure that started it all! Simon Magee is twelve and mad about Aussie Rules. He's even got a nickname – 'Specky' – because he takes such spectacular marks. But his family hates footy... So why is there a baby photo of him dressed in footy gear? Determined to find out the truth, Specky uncovers more than he ever bargained for. Specky Magee is a one gulp book to be read fast and easily . . . Australian Book Review It's encouraging Aussie Kids to read and enjoy Aussie culture . . . Eddie McGuire, the Herald Sun
Author : Roald Dahl
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0698161874
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (981 download)
Download or read book Boy written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-01-22 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out where the bestselling author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The BFG got all his wonderful story ideas in this autobiographical account of his childhood! From his own life, of course! As full of excitement and the unexpected as his world-famous, best-selling books, Roald Dahl's tales of his own childhood are completely fascinating and fiendishly funny. Did you know that Roald Dahl nearly lost his nose in a car accident? Or that he was once a chocolate candy tester for Cadbury's? Have you heard about his involvement in the Great Mouse Plot of 1924? If not, you don’t yet know all there is to know about Roald Dahl. Sure to captivate and delight you, the boyhood antics of this master storyteller are not to be missed!
Author : N. G. N. Kelsey
Publisher : Springer
ISBN 13 : 3030029107
Total Pages : 835 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (3 download)
Download or read book Games, Rhymes, and Wordplay of London Children written by N. G. N. Kelsey and published by Springer. This book was released on 2019-02-26 with total page 835 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book presents a unique annotated collection of some 2000 playground games, rhymes, and wordplay of London children. It charts continuity and development in childlore at a time of major social and cultural change and offers a detailed snapshot of changes in the traditions and language of young people. Topics include: starting a game; counting-out rhymes; games (without songs); singing and chanting games; clapping, skipping, and ball bouncing games; school rhymes and parodies; teasing and taunting; traditional belief and practice; traditional wordplay; and a concluding miscellany. Recorded mainly in the 1980s by primary schoolteacher Nigel Kelsey, transcribed verbatim from the children’s own words, and accompanied by extensive commentaries and annotation, the book sets a wealth of new information in the wider historical and contemporary context of existing studies in Britain, Ireland, and other parts of the English-speaking world. This valuable new resource will open new avenues for research and be of particular interest to folklorists and linguists, as well as to those working across the full spectrum of social, cultural, and educational studies.
Author : Kathleen Krull
Publisher : Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 9781416928287
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (282 download)
Download or read book Fartiste written by Kathleen Krull and published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-06-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Across the world there are many an artiste - But none so outrageous as Joe, the Fartiste. The Fartiste doesn't sing, he doesn't dance, and he doesn't act. But that doesn't stop him from taking the stage at Paris's famed Moulin Rouge, where he performs his much-loved act for celebrities and royalty with the funniest talent of all - Joe is the man who has perfected the art of the fart. Kathleen Krull and Paul Brewer bring new wind to their mostly true story about "the man who made his pants dance," which is perfectly matched with Boris Kulikov's explosive art.
Author : Felice Arena
Publisher : Macmillan Education AU
ISBN 13 : 9780732989651
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (896 download)
Download or read book Basketball Buddies written by Felice Arena and published by Macmillan Education AU. This book was released on 2003 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sam and Billy meet at the local basketball courts and decide to have a seriously friendly game of one-on-one. While they are bickering, the basketball disappears and the fight is on to get it back. This book is intended for ages 7-9.
