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Author : Brian Asman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781950259366
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (593 download)
Download or read book Boinking Bizarro written by Brian Asman and published by . This book was released on 2020-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Brian Asman
Publisher : New Bizarro Author Series
ISBN 13 : 9781621052906
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (529 download)
Download or read book I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today written by Brian Asman and published by New Bizarro Author Series. This book was released on 2019-03 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell, and takes you along with it. I haven't had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in a long time." -Stephen Graham Jones, author of Mongrels A Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic CLERKS. After a killer surf session, Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious, icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave, a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon, who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith. Now Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all. I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation.
Author : P. C. Cast
Publisher : St. Martin's Griffin
ISBN 13 : 1429945109
Total Pages : 301 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book Awakened written by P. C. Cast and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2011-01-04 with total page 301 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "My love, speak to me. Tell me everything." Neferet went to Kalona, kneeling before him, stroking the soft, dark wings that unfurled loosely around the immortal. "What would you have me say?" He didn't meet her eyes. "Zoey lives." Neferet's voice was flat, cold, lifeless. "She does." "Then you owe me the subservience of your immortal soul." She started to walk away from him. "Where are you going? What will happen next?" "It is quite simple. I will ensure Zoey is drawn back to Oklahoma. There, on my own terms, I will complete the task you failed." Exonerated by the Vampyre High Council and returned to her position of High Priestess at Tulsa's House of Night, Neferet has sworn vengeance on Zoey. Dominion over Kalona is only one of the weapons she plans to use against Z. But Zoey has found sanctuary on the Isle of Skye and is being groomed by Queen Sgiach to take over for her there. Being Queen would be cool, wouldn't it? Why should she return to Tulsa? After losing her human consort, Heath, she will never be the same – and her relationship with her super-hot-warrior, Stark, may never be the same either... And what about Stevie Rae and Rephaim? The Raven Mocker refuses to be used against Stevie Rae, but what choice does he have when no one in the entire world, including Zoey, would be okay with their relationship? Does he betray his father or his heart? In the pulse-pounding 8th book in the bestselling House of Night series, how far will the bonds of friendship stretch and how strong are the ties that bind one girl's heart?
Author : John Skipp
Publisher : Crossroad Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 445 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book The Light at the End written by John Skipp and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 445 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An adrenaline-charged tale of unrelenting suspense that sparks with raw and savage energy... The newspapers scream out headlines that spark terror across the city. Ten murders on the New York City subway. Ten grisly crimes that defy all reason -- no pattern, no m.o., no leads for police to pursue. The press dubs the fiend the "Subway Psycho"; the NYPD desperately seeks their quarry before the city erupts in mass hysteria. But they won't find what they're looking for. Because they all think that the killer is human. Only a few know the true story -- a story the papers will never print. It is a tale of abject terror and death written in grit and steel... and blood. The tale of a man who vanished into the bowels of the urban earth one night, taken by a creature of unholy evil, then left as a babe abandoned on the doorstep of Hell. Now he is back, driven by twin demons of rage and retribution. He is unstoppable. And we are all his prey... unless a ragtag band of misfit souls will dare to descend into a world of manmade darkness, where the real and unreal alike dwell in endless shadow. A place where humanity has been left behind, and the horrifying truth will dawn as a madman's chilling vendetta comes to light... Filled with gripping drama and harrowing doomsday dread, The Light at the End is the book that ushered in a bold new view of humankind's most ancient and ruthless evil; a mesmerizing novel from two acknowledged masters of spellbinding suspense.
Author : Brian Asman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781736467718
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (677 download)
Download or read book Nunchuck City written by Brian Asman and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Disgraced ex-ninja Nunchuck "Nick" Nikolopoulis just wants to open a drive-thru fondue restaurant with his best friend Rondell. But when an old enemy kidnaps the mayor, and a former flame arrives in hot pursuit, Nick's going to have to dust off his fighting skills and face his past. Plus an army of heavily-armed ninjas, a very well-dressed street gang, an Australian sumo wrestler with a gnarly skin condition, giant robots, municipal paperwork, and much, much more! From the rooftops to the sewers, Nick and his ex-girlfriend Kanna Kikuchi are in for the fight of their lives!
Author : Brian Asman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781736467725
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (677 download)
Download or read book Man, Fuck This House written by Brian Asman and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-19 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A family moves into their dream home. Spooky stuff happens. You like haunted house books? Well, this is a haunted house book. Boo, y'all.
Author : Brian Asman
Publisher : Mutated Media
ISBN 13 : 9781736467701
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (677 download)
Download or read book Jailbroke written by Brian Asman and published by Mutated Media. This book was released on 2021-01-26 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Future slacker Kelso's got the easiest gig in the galaxy, working the Gordita Especial! pod on board an interstellar cruiser, although that doesn't stop him from complaining about it to anyone who'll listen. Cyborg Security Officer Londa James spends her days wrangling idiot tourists and keeping an artificial eye out for any passengers or crew who might be on the verge of snapping from space sicknesses. But after a colleague is brutally murdered, Kelso and James are going to have to work together if they want to survive! Man-eating machines, cybernetically-enhanced badasses, septuagenarian toddlers, an opioid algorithm-addicted bucket of bolts, a cult that worships the reincarnation of a 400-year-old God Genius, and one very unusual sex robot come together in JAILBROKE, a heartwarming/ripping tale about what it means to be human in a galaxy run by artificial intelligence.
Author : Hank Moody
Publisher : Gallery Books
ISBN 13 : 9781416598237
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (982 download)
Download or read book God Hates Us All written by Hank Moody and published by Gallery Books. This book was released on 2009-09-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original novel as seen in Showtime’s Californication, starring David Duchovny. The critically acclaimed show, Californication, is one of Showtime’s highest rated programs. Averaging about two million viewers an episode, it is the most successfully rated freshman series in Showtime history. A Golden Globe nominee for Best Television Series (Comedy or Musical), Californication features an electric, likeable cast, led by actor David Duchovny, who won a Golden Globe for his performance playing Hank Moody. God Hates Us All is the novel written by Duchovny’s character, Hank Moody, which in the show is turned into a Hollywood film entitled A Crazy Little Thing Called Love. Timed to coincide with the premiere of the Season 3 of the hit series, this will allow fans an extra, backstage look at the concept of the show not available through episodes.
Author : Max Booth (III)
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781943720293
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (22 download)
Download or read book Lost Films written by Max Booth (III) and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-21 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booth and Michelle (Lost Signals) deliver a collection of 19 technological horror shorts that are rich in imagination but woefully inconsistent in quality. Bookended by two bland head-scratchers, "Lather of Flies" by Brian Evenson and "The Fantastic Flying Eraser Heads" by David James Keaton, this anthology features all manner of descents into madness, horror, and mayhem, aided by the largely inhuman hand of technology. Entries include the intensely, weirdly atmospheric ("I Hate All That Is Mine" by Leigh Harlen) and the frustratingly, mind-bendingly experimental ("Daddy's in a Snuff Film" by Kelby Losack). John C. Foster's "Archibald Leech, The Many-Storied Man," Brian Asman's "A Festival of Fiends," and Eugenia M. Triantafyllou's "Ghost Mapping" are exceptional offerings that sacrifice neither storytelling nor style in realizing their thought-provoking concepts.
Author : Kazuma Kodaka
Publisher : Kizuna
ISBN 13 : 9781569701829
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (18 download)
Download or read book Kizuna written by Kazuma Kodaka and published by Kizuna. This book was released on 2012-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Beautiful Ranmaru and sweet, serene Kei fell in love at first sight when they were just boys, and now that they're finally old enough, they're moving in together! College should be all about new experiences and freedom-- but what will the couple do when their home-sweet-home is invaded by the brash and spoiled Kai, Kei's half-brother? Is their relationship strong enough to weather a sudden storm of sibling rivalry?"--Publisher's web site.
Author : Michael Allen Rose
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781621050063
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (5 download)
Download or read book Party Wolves in My Skull written by Michael Allen Rose and published by . This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Norman Spooter awakens one morning to find that his eyeballs have fallen in love with each other. They proceed to tear themselves out of his head, steal his car keys, and take off for parts unknown... So he does what any of us would probably do in that situation... he goes back to bed, hoping it'll all resolve itself. Unfortunately, in the middle of the night, a pack of WOLVES moves in. The worst thing is, they're party wolves... BUT they gave him a security deposit, so he decides he's going out to get his eyeballs back. He joins forces on his epic quest with a woman named Zoe, who has a mysterious secret almost as crazy as Norman's Party Wolves. Besides, she needs him too... She's on the run from her psychopathic ex-boyfriend, who happens to be a dangerous sociopath, a classic car enthusiast and, worst of all, a fully grown walrus. The road trip/chase novel is flipped on its head with everyone chasing everyone... explosions, battles and madness are the drivers in this particular race, along with a few stops in such places as the Motel Sick and a cult town in North Dakota featuring some dangerous hooded guys who'll pretty much marry anything to anything. With violence and insanity nipping at his heels and a race against the clock to get his body parts back, this could turn out very badly for Norman Spooter.
Author : Shannon Felton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781957537313
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (373 download)
Download or read book The Prisoners of Stewartville written by Shannon Felton and published by . This book was released on 2022-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stewartville. A town living in the shadow of the prisons that drive its economy. Haunted by the ghosts of its past. Cursed by the dark secrets hidden beneath. A town so entwined with the prisons waiting outside the city limits that it's impossible to imagine one without the other, or to ever imagine escaping either. When a teenage boy digs into the history of the town, he discovers a tunnel system beneath Stewartville, passageways filled with dark secrets. Secrets leading not to freedom, but to unrelenting terror. Stewartville. Where the convicts aren't the only prisoners.
Author : Amy M. Vaughn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781947654754
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (547 download)
Download or read book Skull Nuggets written by Amy M. Vaughn and published by . This book was released on 2018-07-31 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Forato House is looking for test subjects: Are you between the ages of 21 and 61? Are you depressed, anxious, unfulfilled? Join us at our state-of-the-art residential facility where we have perfected trepanation, the ancient art of drilling a hole in the skull to achieve a permanently higher state of consciousness! But that's not all! We are currently seeking individuals who wish to rid themselves of brain mites. By injecting our proprietary blend of hallucinogens directly into the frontal lobe, you can eradicate every last neurophage and experience lasting bliss. Do it for science! Do it for peace of mind! Do it for the people you love!
Author : Morgan Richter
Publisher : Luft Books
ISBN 13 : 9780990936732
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (367 download)
Download or read book Preppies of the Apocalypse written by Morgan Richter and published by Luft Books. This book was released on 2014-11-01 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Still reeling from a devastating tragedy, Kit Garrett struggles to adjust to his fancy new prep school. When his estranged older sister Ivy starts undergoing a frightening physical transformation, Kit embarks upon a quest to save her. He follows Ivy into a cave near his school and finds himself stranded twenty years in the future, after a mysterious catastrophe has obliterated almost all traces of human life. Accompanied by his nemesis Ashley, the star of the school's lacrosse team, Kit makes his way across a destroyed land in search of his sister. Defenseless and in way over their heads, Kit and Ashley face off against a succession of dangerous and bizarre creatures: vicious imps with a taste for human flesh, telepathic cockroaches, and a gorgeous but lethal glass dragon. While Ivy struggles to come to terms with her ghastly birthright, Kit unearths the long-buried secrets of his own dark past. Kit's mission becomes clear: rescue Ivy, find a way back to his own time... and save the world, if he can.
Author : Chandler Morrison
Publisher : Splatter Western
ISBN 13 : 9781639510160
Total Pages : 154 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Human-Shaped Fiends written by Chandler Morrison and published by Splatter Western. This book was released on 2021-06-26 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LOS ANGELES, 1854. Felipe Alvitre and a band of teenage outlaws set out on a brutal, seemingly random killing spree across the San Gabriel Valley, ignighting the ire of the Los Angeles citizens. Sheriff James Barton wrestles with a rapidly escalating crime rate and a populace that demands more from their corrupt, do-nothing legal system as the bodies continue to pile up. The crimes of the young Alvitre gang become symbolic of a greater frustration, and the sheriff faces mounting pressure to bring the outlaws to justice. His greatest battle, however, comes from within, and his responsibilities soon play second fiddle to his struggles with addiction and his toxic, unrequited love for a mysterious prostitute.LOS ANGELES, 2021. Self-obsessed, pretentious, womanizing novelist Chandler Morrison has been contracted to write a Western. He knows what kind of book his fans want, but he's torn between his commitment to the craft and the "brand" to which he believes he is expected to adhere. As he sinks deeper into deluded self-importance while juggling a number of surface-level relationships, the line separating fiction from reality becomes increasingly blurred.
Author : Helmut Lammer
Publisher : Illuminet Press
ISBN 13 : 9781881532187
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (321 download)
Download or read book MILABS written by Helmut Lammer and published by Illuminet Press. This book was released on 1999 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book to document the amazing evidence connecting covert military mind control and the alien abduction phenomenon. In this well-documented book, the authors review former top secret mind control projects ARTICHOKE and MKULTRA, and utilise little-known formally classified documentation, photos, x-rays, illustrations and first-hand testimony to expose the shocking story behind the abduction phenomenon. If you think you know the truth about alien abductions -- think again! MILABS will open your eyes to the sinister connections between mind control and the abduction phenomenon!
Author : Chandler Morrison
Publisher : Death's Head Press
ISBN 13 : 9781639510283
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (12 download)
Download or read book Boinking Bizarro written by Chandler Morrison and published by Death's Head Press. This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the demented minds of Bizarro authors Danger Slater and Brian Asman comes Boinking Bizarro, an anthology of weird literary parodies. You've never seen the classics quite like this. We've taken that old, musty canon and dressed it up in lace, leather, and lipstick. Wowza!In Boinking Bizarro, a glory hole attendant seeks to give his wife the family she deserves, a time-traveling professor gives blind poet John Donne a hand, a slick serial killer gets the tables turned on that ass, a PI delves into the mysterious goings-on at a whorehouse, the forgotten erotic ouevre of Alfred Horsecock is explored, a trip to Mars puts a cloned super-soldier in a seminally sticky situation, and how did they film the infamous orgy scene in that Stephan Kink clown movie, anyway? Dystopian futures, disaffected slang-spewing youth, sexy tortures, and rapidly-growing pubic hair abound! Plus, Pinnochio's big dick energy. Which is like this whole thing in and of itself.If you've ever wanted to lose your virginity to the acrid scent of your mother's burning corpse, this is the anthology you've been waiting for! And if not, get fucked.Stories by:Brian AsmanDanger SlaterJohn Wayne ComunaleAutumn ChristianGina RanalliBetty RocksteadyChristine MorganJohn SkippWhit SlorpCody GoodfellowChad StroupCharles Austin MuirMichael Allen RoseMax Booth IIILucan MangumChandler MorrisonAmy VaughnJessica McHugh"Literature is just porn without the honesty"--Charles Buttkowski
