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Betoota-isms

Author : The Betoota Advocate
Publisher : Pan Australia
ISBN 13 : 1760988979
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book Betoota-isms written by The Betoota Advocate and published by Pan Australia. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A guide to The Betoota Advocate's most memorable slang, nicknames and sayings. The Betoota Advocate prides itself as not only Australia's oldest newspaper, but also its most ardent documenter of our nation's ever-changing language. Betoota-isms is a deep dive into Australian culture, invention and creativity with a complete record of 'English' as it is used from the Member's Box of the MCG to the change rooms of the Betoota Dolphins rugby league club. Discover the meaning of the Michelle Pfeiffer (the Pfizer). Identify, with confidence, our nation's leaders: Scotty from Marketing, Dictator Dan and Hot Mess Gladys. Ask your mate to pick you up a Bachelor's Handbag and some bread rolls on his next run to Coles. As authoritative as the Macquarie Dictionary and as exhaustive as a Fortitude Valley pub crawl, Betoota-isms is your one-stop guide to the grandeur of the great Australian vernacular.

John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life

Author : John Goblikon
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781644282304
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (823 download)

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Download or read book John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life written by John Goblikon and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world filled with trolls, we all need to live life more like a goblin. What does it mean to "live life like a goblin"? It means to give no fucks, but also all the fucks in the world at the same time. It means to be constantly anxiety ridden while also eternally optimistic. A goblin's heart, specifically John Goblikon's, is filled with love, joy, angst, constant quandary, Chili's Southwestern Egg rolls, metal, and empathy. Through the goblin eyes of being an internet-celebrity-insurance-salesman-rock and roll-mascot for the Goblin Metal outfit NEKROGOBLIKON, we learn about life, death, business, food, music, travel, culture, dating, school, drinking, compassion, and much more! John walks readers through crucial life steps, from becoming internet famous, to getting dates with special someones, to even correct ordering techniques for the perfect meal at Chili's. Have a problem? John Goblikon assumes he knows how to help you solve it...all in this new, for-sure-to-be-a-New-York-Times-bestseller-and-win-like-a-hundred-awards debut book: John Goblikon's Guide to Living Your Best Life.

Bi-Curious George

Author : Andrew Simonian
Publisher : Cider Mill Press
ISBN 13 : 9781604332834
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (328 download)

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Download or read book Bi-Curious George written by Andrew Simonian and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2012-10-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious illustrated book in the growing gay and bi-curious market. A total original. "George was a straight little monkey but always very... curious. One day George saw a man. He had on a sassy purple beret. And George got excited, despite himself." And so begins the saga of Bi-Curious George. People of all ages and predilections will love this hilariously clever parody of one of the most beloved classic children's books of all time. Just don't read it to your kids.

The Little Girl Who Gave Zero Fucks

Author : Amy Kean
Publisher : Unbound Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1783526440
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (835 download)

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Download or read book The Little Girl Who Gave Zero Fucks written by Amy Kean and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of a brave young girl, Elodie-Rose, who one day decides to change the world and keep all her fucks in her basket. Wait a minute. You’re confused. What are fucks, you ask? It’s quite simple, really. Fucks are her self-esteem; all the happy, sad and wonderful thoughts that sit in her basket. That sit in every girl’s basket! And every girl must give these fucks away every time someone asks. One day Elodie-Rose decides to break rank and find out what happens if those fucks stay where they are...

Discovering Scarfolk

Author : Richard Littler
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473557704
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book Discovering Scarfolk written by Richard Littler and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-11-20 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the weird and warped world of Scarfolk, a town forever trapped in the 1970s... Based on the cult blog, the massive online hit which has over a million page views in a year, this is an illustrated guide to the Lancashire town which brings nightmarish childhood memories relentlessly back to life. Fans of Charlie Brooker, The League of Gentlemen and Brass Eye will love this... WHAT READERS ARE SAYING 'Delicious and hilarious' -- ***** Reader review 'Witty and savage' -- ***** Reader review 'Brutally funny and scarily accurate' -- ***** Reader review 'Marvellously dark and dangerous' -- ***** Reader review *********************************************************************************************** "Scarfolk is a town in north-west England that did not progress beyond 1979. The entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. In Scarfolk children must not be seen OR heard, and everyone has to be in bed by 8 p.m. because they are perpetually running a slight fever..." Part-comedy, part-horror, part-satire, Discovering Scarfolk is the surreal account of a family trapped in the town. Through public information posters, news reports, books, tourist brochures and other ephermera, we learn about the darker side of childhood, school and society in Scarfolk. A massive cult hit online, Scarfolk re-creates with shiver-inducing accuracy and humour our most nightmarish childhood memories. The perfect gift or self-purchase for any forty or fifty-something with a dark sense of humour!

Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village

Author : Maureen Johnson
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 1984859625
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village written by Maureen Johnson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2021-09-14 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Considering a trip to a quaint English village? You’ll think twice after learning about the countless murderous possibilities lurking behind the bucolic façades, thanks to this illustrated guide from #1 bestselling author Maureen Johnson and illustrator Jay Cooper—perfect for fans of cozy mysteries. A weekend roaming narrow old lanes, touring the faded glories of a country manor, and quaffing pints in the pub. How charming. That is, unless you have the misfortune of finding yourself in an English Murder Village, where danger lurks around each picturesque cobblestone corner and every sip of tea may be your last. If you insist on your travels, do yourself a favor and bring a copy of this little book. It may just keep you alive. Brought to life with dozens of Gorey-esque drawings by illustrator Jay Cooper and peppered with allusions to classic crime series and unmistakably British murder lore, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village gives you the tools you need to avoid the same fate, should you find yourself in a suspiciously cozy English village (or simply dream of going). Good luck! And whatever you do, avoid the vicar.

Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best [A Parody]

Author : Jennie Egerdie
Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 0762478470
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Frog and Toad are Doing Their Best [A Parody] written by Jennie Egerdie and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At home, work, and out in our ever-changing world, we're all just doing our best. In this modern parody, Frog and Toad are here to commiserate and lend some laughter. Full of wry humor and deep compassion for our modern vulnerabilities, the stories in Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best perfectly capture the heartwarming authenticity of Lobel’s famous amphibian friends while revealing razor-sharp truths about the world we live in today. Through Frog and Toad, we see the anxieties that are woven throughout our everyday existence, from our well-meaning but often-failed attempts at practicing self-care to our struggle to balance the gifts and burdens of technology. Toad ponders a variety of questionable schemes to pay off his credit cards, while Frog spends too much time scrolling through the newsfeed on his phone. But despite their daily frustrations and existential concerns, they know that having a friend to share life’s burdens makes even the darkest days brighter.

Sock Monkey Kama Sutra

Author : Vatsyayana Banana
Publisher : Adams Media
ISBN 13 : 9781440554513
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (545 download)

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Download or read book Sock Monkey Kama Sutra written by Vatsyayana Banana and published by Adams Media. This book was released on 2013-06-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time to bump fuzzies! You know what they say, "Monkey see, monkey do." Well, these sock monkeys have seen the Kama Sutra and boy, are they doing it. This photographic glimpse gives new meaning to monkey business as the crafted creatures try out dozens of real Kama Sutra positions. From the Clinging Creeper to the Spinning Top, these socks are ready to knock boots!

Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood

Author : Trixie Mattel
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473574501
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood written by Trixie Mattel and published by Random House. This book was released on 2020-07-16 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER Drag superstars Trixie Mattel and Katya have long captivated fans with their stunning looks, onscreen chemistry, and signature wit. In Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood, the pair channel that energy into an old-school etiquette guide for ladies. In essays and how-to sections peppered with hilarious, gorgeous photos, Trixie and Katya will advise readers on beauty and fashion and tackle other vital components of a happy home, such as money, entertaining and friendship; sharing advice and personal stories in high-concept fashion. Informative, humorous, and heartwarming, Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood is the book that their fans have been waiting for.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Author : Graham Johnson
Publisher : Perigee Trade
ISBN 13 : 9780399536496
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (364 download)

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Download or read book Images You Should Not Masturbate To written by Graham Johnson and published by Perigee Trade. This book was released on 2011 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Better than a cold shower-and a lot funnier. Choke the chicken, spank the monkey, charm the snake-however you refer to it, none of the images in this book will encourage you to pleasure yourself. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Star Wars: Vader Family Sithmas

Author : Jeffrey Brown
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781797207735
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Star Wars: Vader Family Sithmas written by Jeffrey Brown and published by . This book was released on 2021 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Celebrate Star Wars Sithmas in style and good cheer with this sweetly funny holiday gift book"--

You’re Doing it Wrong: A History of Bad & Bonkers Advice to Women

Author : Kaz Cooke
Publisher : Random House Australia
ISBN 13 : 1760896977
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book You’re Doing it Wrong: A History of Bad & Bonkers Advice to Women written by Kaz Cooke and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2021 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're Doing it Wrong is an outrageous tour through the centuries of bonkers and bad advice handed down and foisted upon women, told as only Kaz Cooke can -- with humour and rage, intelligence and wit. Come with Kaz on a laugh-out-loud frolic through centuries of terrible advice, from 14th-century clergy to the Kardashians (wear a dress made of arsenic, do some day-drinking, have sex with a billionaire biker, worry about your vagina wrinkles). It's also a roar against injustice, a rallying cry for sisterhood and a way to free ourselves from ludicrous expectations and imposed perfectionism. Kaz's own 30-year history of interest and experience in advice -- from her newspaper etiquette column to best-selling books, including Up the Duff and the Girl Stuff series - and years of archives and research have culminated in a full-colour, exuberant shout of a book with hundreds of wacky and sobering historical photos of objects and instructions. You're Doing It Wrong examines what we're told to do (change shape, shoosh, do all the housework), and what we're not supposed to do (frown, have pockets, lead a country). It covers sex & romance, paid work, fashion & beauty, health advice, housework, and a motherlode of mad parenting instructions -- from witchcraft to beauty pageants, with a side of aviatrixes. Put the kettle on and settle in.

Dangerous Acquaintances

Author : Choderlos de Laclos
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780140441161
Total Pages : 404 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (411 download)

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Download or read book Dangerous Acquaintances written by Choderlos de Laclos and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1961 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An epistolary novel chronicles the cruel seduction of a young girl by two ruthless, eighteenth-century aristocrats

The Communist Manifesto

Author : Dick Cody Heese
Publisher : Dick Cody Heese
ISBN 13 : 9781087885155
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (851 download)

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Download or read book The Communist Manifesto written by Dick Cody Heese and published by Dick Cody Heese. This book was released on 2021-06-15 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PLEASE READ: Widely loathed parody author Dick Cody Heese is responsible for this poorly-conceived spoof of Marx and Engels' "The Communist Manifesto." Written at the Hooters in Saugus, Massachusetts, in the span of 45 minutes, "The Communist Manifesto: But Tony Hawk Can Keep His Stuff" asks the question: What would change about the Communist Manifesto had Tony Hawk existed during the time of Marx and Engels? Heese's resounding conclusion is that the seminal document in political theory would have included exceptions allowing Tony Hawk to retain his private property in recognition of his gnarly skateboarding abilities and personable demeanor. In an act of parodic historical revisionism, Heese amends the Manifesto to include several sentence-long additions to each of its four parts to make this change on behalf of the original authors. In doing so, he saves Marx and Engels from becoming a casualty of their time given their inability to foresee the bodacious shredding a Californian skateboarder would accomplish nearly a century after their deaths. Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including "The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis," "Moby-Kevin," and "Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God."

The Lost Love Song

Author : Minnie Darke
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473562546
Total Pages : 287 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book The Lost Love Song written by Minnie Darke and published by Random House. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A feel-good romance by the author of Star-crossed, perfect for anyone who loves David Nicholls, Marian Keyes and Jojo Moyes. Arie and Diana were destined to be together. Arie falls for Diana in a heartbeat. Their love creates a life for them, a marriage and a home. Pianist Diana wants to capture this in a song for Arie. But that’s not where the story ends... After Diana debuts their song to a room full of strangers, tragedy strikes and Arie never gets to hear it. There’s still a verse to come. Diana’s melody lives beyond her and the lost love song begins to find its way back home. Can it help Arie to find new hope, and a new love? Readers love Minnie Darke 'Witty, mischievous and intelligent... if you enjoy Marian Keyes or Mhairi McFarlane, you'll enjoy this. 'A clever and witty comedy' 'Warm, funny, addictive, I couldn’t put it down.' 'A smart and funny novel' 'Beautifully written with warmth and wit... a truly delightful read.' 'Uplifting, romantic and fabulous... I loved this charming book.'

As Swallows Fly

Author : L.P. McMahon
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1920727574
Total Pages : 319 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book As Swallows Fly written by L.P. McMahon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-03 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Malika, a young orphan in rural Pakistan, is savagely attacked, her face is left disfigured and her self-esteem destroyed. Haunted by the assault, she hides from the world, finding solace in her mathematical theories. A few years later, her intellectual brilliance is discovered and she leaves conflict-stricken Pakistan for a better education in Melbourne, where she finds herself placed with Kate—a successful plastic surgeon facing emotional insecurities of her own. Malika and Kate’s lives slowly intertwine as they find within each other what each has lacked alone. At first, Kate’s skills appear to offer a simple solution to Malika’s anguish, but when tragedy strikes, the price of beauty is found to be much higher than either of them could have known. As Swallows Fly is a poignant portrayal of survival, identity and empowerment in a culture dominated by the pursuit of perfection. In a captivating and unforgettable debut, McMahon asks what might be possible if we have the courage to be flawed.

Heavily Meditated

Author : Caitlin Cady
Publisher : Hardie Grant Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1743586744
Total Pages : 298 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (435 download)

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Download or read book Heavily Meditated written by Caitlin Cady and published by Hardie Grant Publishing. This book was released on 2020-03-01 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A down-to-earth guide to meditation and getting high on life. Heavily Meditated has everything you need to know to get hooked on meditation for good. Presented in a simple, friendly, accessible style that even the busiest of meditation-doubters can relate to, this book clearly outlines: What meditation is Five fundamental meditation techniques (and which one is right for you) Where, when and how to sit How to deal with thoughts Why meditation is so damn good for you How to measure your meditation practice How to set goals and get hooked on meditation How to upgrade your practice from habit to ritual. Filled with exercises, worksheets, cheat sheets and other practical tools, as well as relatable personal stories to light your way, Heavily Meditated is your down-to-earth guide to meditation, and how to turn it into a habit that sticks and reap the benefits of a happier, calmer and more intentional life.