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Author : Jonathan Swift
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781847496805
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (968 download)
Download or read book Benefit of Farting Explained written by Jonathan Swift and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-14 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Fartinando PUFF-INDORST (pseud. [i.e. Jonathan Swift?])
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (19 download)
Download or read book The Benefit of Farting Explained, &c. Or The Fundament-all Cause of the Distempers Incident to the Fair Sex Inquired Into ... The Twenty-fifth Edition ... Written in Spanish, by Don Fart-in-hand-o Puff-en-dorff ... Translated Into English ... by Obadiah Fizzle, Etc written by Fartinando PUFF-INDORST (pseud. [i.e. Jonathan Swift?]) and published by . This book was released on 1810 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1526361892
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (263 download)
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Author : Nick Caruso
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 031648413X
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)
Download or read book Does It Fart? written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
Author : Mark Bacera
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781952343001
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (43 download)
Download or read book The Fart Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!
Author : Fart in hando Puff-indorst
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (25 download)
Download or read book The Benefit of Farting Explain'd: Or The Fundament-all Cause of the Distempers Incident to the Fair-sex written by Fart in hando Puff-indorst and published by . This book was released on 1744 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jonathan Swift
Publisher : Alma Books
ISBN 13 : 0714546437
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (145 download)
Download or read book Benefit of Farting Explained written by Jonathan Swift and published by Alma Books. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is the nature, essence and definition of a fart? What are the consequences and disadvantages of suppressing one? Why is farting considered to be taboo? Swift's The Benefit of Farting argues eloquently, in a forceful a posteriori fashion, that most of the distempers thought to affect the fairer sex are due to flatulences not adequately vented. To complete the excursus into this venerable and age-old human activity, Charles James Fox's Essay upon Wind provides a detailed analysis, classification and history of farting, peppered with wit and curious anecdotes about particularly eminent farters of the past.
Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481490648
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)
Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
Author : Nishi Singh
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781519210593
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (15 download)
Download or read book Fart Science written by Nishi Singh and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-10 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book on "fart" is meant to be both fun and educational at the same time. It will explore in depth about why flatulence occurs and what exactly happens in our body to cause gas. Children will also learn about why farts create different sounds and smells. There are very good reasons for why farts smell and sound the way they do, so it is important to learn these reasons. Not only will this help them manage their own farts better, but can help educate others as well. It may seem like an uncomfortable topic to talk about with their friends and family, but it doesn't have to be. Flatulence is a biological function that could even be caused by diseases or cancers in the body. Although these are rare causes of flatulence, it is important that we understand it completely so that we can judge for ourselves if our excessive fart problem is something serious. This book will help children and adults alike and hence appreciate farts for what they are without always thinking bad about them. Topics covered in this book Introduction What is fart and flatulence The digestive system and flatulence Why do we fart - causes of flatulence Chemical composition of fart Why does fart smell so bad What causes farting sound Is smelling fart is good for you How to reduce flatulence Conclusion Further reading and credits
Author : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1614297827
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (142 download)
Download or read book Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts written by Todd Strauss-Schulson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--
Author : Jonathan Swift
Publisher : e-artnow
ISBN 13 : 807484983X
Total Pages : 25 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (748 download)
Download or read book A Modest Proposal + The Benefits of Farting Explained written by Jonathan Swift and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2013-11-10 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully crafted ebook: “A Modest Proposal + The Benefits of Farting Explained ” contains 2 books in one volume and is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People From Being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public, commonly referred to as A Modest Proposal, is a satirical essay written and published anonymously by Jonathan Swift in 1729. Swift suggests that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food for rich gentlemen and ladies. This satirical hyperbole mocks heartless attitudes towards the poor, as well as Irish policy in general. The Benefits of Farting Explained was published in pamphlet form in 1722. Why is farting considered to be a taboo? Swift's The Benefit of Farting argues eloquently, that most of the distempers thought to affect the fairer sex are due to flatulence not adequately vented. To complete the excursus into this venerable and age-old human activity, Charles James Fox's Essay upon Wind provides a detailed analysis, classification and history of farting, peppered with wit and curious anecdotes about particularly eminent farts of the past. Jonathan Swift (1667 – 1745) was an Anglo-Irish poet, writer and cleric who gained reputation as a great political writer and an essayist. Jonathan, who became Dean of St. Patrick's in Dublin, is also known for his excellence in satire. His most remembered works include Gulliver's Travels, A modest Proposal, An Argument against Abolishing Christianity and A Tale of a Tub.
Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 9781583940792
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.
Author : Michael P. Branch
Publisher : Shambhala Publications
ISBN 13 : 1611804574
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (118 download)
Download or read book Rants from the Hill written by Michael P. Branch and published by Shambhala Publications. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If Thoreau drank more whiskey and lived in the desert, he’d write like this.”—High Country News Welcome to the land of wildfire, hypothermia, desiccation, and rattlers. The stark and inhospitable high-elevation landscape of Nevada’s Great Basin Desert may not be an obvious (or easy) place to settle down, but for self-professed desert rat Michael Branch, it’s home. Of course, living in such an unforgiving landscape gives one many things to rant about. Fortunately for us, Branch—humorist, environmentalist, and author of Raising Wild—is a prodigious ranter. From bees hiving in the walls of his house to owls trying to eat his daughters’ cat—not to mention his eccentric neighbors—adventure, humor, and irreverence abound on Branch’s small slice of the world, which he lovingly calls Ranting Hill.
Author : Fart in hando Puff-indorst
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (21 download)
Download or read book The Benefit of Farting Explain'd written by Fart in hando Puff-indorst and published by . This book was released on 1722 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Ralph Fletcher
Publisher : Heinemann Educational Books
ISBN 13 : 9780325088808
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (888 download)
Download or read book Joy Write written by Ralph Fletcher and published by Heinemann Educational Books. This book was released on 2017 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A writer needs wide latitude so she can bring all her intelligence to the task," Ralph observes. "Assigning a particular format -- a hamburger essay, for instance -- would curtail this play, if not eliminate it entirely." That's why, instead of teacher-driven assignments, Joy Write shares the whys and the how of giving students time and autonomy for the playful, low-stakes writing that leads to surprising, high-level growth. First Ralph makes the case for carving out classroom time for low-stakes writing, despite pressure to focus on persuasive essays and test prep. Then he shares five big ideas for choice-driven, authentic, informal writing -- deeply engaging work that kids want to do. He also provides numerous suggestions for helping students build and flex their writing muscles, increase their stamina, and develop passion for expressing themselves with the written word. -- Provided by publisher.
Author : Jonathan Swift
Publisher : e-artnow
ISBN 13 : 8027237173
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (272 download)
Download or read book The Benefits of Farting Explained & A Modest Proposal written by Jonathan Swift and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2017-12-06 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Modest Proposal for Preventing the Children of Poor People From Being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public, commonly referred to as A Modest Proposal, is a satirical essay written and published anonymously by Jonathan Swift in 1729. Swift suggests that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food for rich gentlemen and ladies. This satirical hyperbole mocks heartless attitudes towards the poor, as well as Irish policy in general. The Benefits of Farting Explained was published in pamphlet form in 1722. Why is farting considered to be a taboo? Swift's The Benefit of Farting argues eloquently, that most of the distempers thought to affect the fairer sex are due to flatulence not adequately vented. To complete the excursus into this venerable and age-old human activity, Charles James Fox's Essay upon Wind provides a detailed analysis, classification and history of farting, peppered with wit and curious anecdotes about particularly eminent farts of the past. Jonathan Swift (1667 – 1745) was an Anglo-Irish poet, writer and cleric who gained reputation as a great political writer and an essayist. Jonathan, who became Dean of St. Patrick's in Dublin, is also known for his excellence in satire. His most remembered works include Gulliver's Travels, A modest Proposal, An Argument against Abolishing Christianity and A Tale of a Tub.
Author : Nick Sherrington
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781499756470
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (564 download)
Download or read book Fart written by Nick Sherrington and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-14 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For beginners and those aspiring to louder things. An A-Z of historical fart names depicting results. The food to eat to get the most from your 'expelling wind from the anus'. Farts are funny and globally now recognized as replacing Esperanto as the new universal language! Have a laugh and don't take life so seriously...
