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Download or read book I Pooped written by Blank Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-13 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! Enjoy the comments left behind from your guests (hopefully that's all they left) and provide some entertainment while sitting on the thrown.
Download or read book Best Friends written by Sweary Mcleary and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-07 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Space for nearly 400 guests messages/doodles. Gloss cover so can be wiped if needed.
Book Synopsis A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape by : Joe Pera
Download or read book A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape written by Joe Pera and published by Forge Books. This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book The Guest Book written by Sarah Blake and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Instant New York Times Bestseller Longlisted for Andrew Carnegie Medal for Excellence 2020 New England Society Book Award Winner for Fiction “The Guest Book is monumental in a way that few novels dare attempt.” —The Washington Post The thought-provoking new novel by New York Times bestselling author Sarah Blake An exquisitely written, poignant family saga that illuminates the great divide, the gulf that separates the rich and poor, black and white, Protestant and Jew. Spanning three generations, The Guest Book deftly examines the life and legacy of one unforgettable family as they navigate the evolving social and political landscape from Crockett’s Island, their family retreat off the coast of Maine. Blake masterfully lays bare the memories and mistakes each generation makes while coming to terms with what it means to inherit the past.
Book Synopsis I Pooped Bathroom Guest Book by : Rose Press
Download or read book I Pooped Bathroom Guest Book written by Rose Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-21 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a hilarious bathroom guestbook or a gift for a friend's housewarming party? Smile every time you open this laugh of loud notebook. Record your name and thoughts when you've done your number ones and twos! Makes an excellent gag gift idea for friends, family, and coworkers. Perfectly sized at 8.25" x 6" 100 pages Gloss cover (to protect against splashes!) Softcover bookbinding Flexible Paperback
Book Synopsis Christmas Wedding Guest Book by : Grace White
Download or read book Christmas Wedding Guest Book written by Grace White and published by Infinityou. This book was released on 2019-12-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you getting married during the winter season? This romantic holiday wedding guest book is the perfect gift to say congratulations to a new husband and a new bride. For a holiday themed wedding this guest book is the perfect gift for a romantic bride and groom. Click on our brand name under the title of this listing for more winter themed journals, calandars, notebooks, diaries, agendas, coloring, activity & puzzle books for a variety of occasions and events. Wedding guest books are a great way to have your guests and invited visitors leave you a personal messages so you can keep a vivid memory of the most beautiful day of your life. It is also a thoughtful keepsake gift for you to hold onto memories of your special day, friends & family. Years after your wedding, you will be able to enjoy and laugh at the sentimental and funny sayings, thoughts, wishes, quotes, poems, and stories that your loved ones like your grandparents, siblings, parents, friends & colleges wrote into this keepsake back in the day. Features: - 120 Pages For wedding guests to leave a few lines for a message, thoughts, comments, well wishes, anecdotes, quotes, sayings, or whatever else your guests want to express towards the happy couple - 8.5"x8.5" dimension - Cover: Soft, Matte with Premium and Unique Design - Binding: Perfect binding, non-spiral - Heavy Paper Add this wonderful keepsake to your cart now and celebrate a wonderful Thanksgiving Wedding!
Book Synopsis The Prefab Bathroom by : Deborah Schneiderman
Download or read book The Prefab Bathroom written by Deborah Schneiderman and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This congenial graphic architectural history examines the significance of the prefab bathroom in the history of prefabricated technologies in the built environment. The cultural aspects of ritual and sanitary necessities of hygiene have added to complexities in bathroom design, and driven the development of various alternative construction methods, specifically prefabrication. First introduced with Buckminister Fuller's 1936 Dymaxion Bathroom, and subsequently revisited by many architects and designers, the prefab model has expanded to "pod" and "plug-in" concepts on the building- and city-scale.
Download or read book Deskbound written by Kelly Starrett and published by Victory Belt Publishing. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 591 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sitting can wreak havoc on your health, and not just in the form of minor aches and pains. Recent studies show that too much sitting contributes to a host of diseases—from obesity and diabetes to cancer and depression. The typical seated office worker suffers from more musculoskeletal injuries than those workers who do daily manual labor. It turns out that sitting is as much an occupational risk as is lifting heavy weights on the job. The facts are in: sitting literally shortens your life. Your chair is your enemy, and it is murdering your body. In this groundbreaking new book, Dr. Kelly Starrett—renowned physical therapist and author of the New York Times and Wall Street Journal bestseller Becoming a Supple Leopard—unveils a detailed battle plan for surviving our chair-centric society. Deskbound provides creative solutions for reducing the amount of time you spend perched on your backside, as well as strategies for transforming your desk into a dynamic, active workstation that can improve your life. You will learn how to: • Easily identify and fix toxic body positions • Eradicate back, neck, and shoulder pain • Mitigate carpel tunnel syndrome forever • Organize and stabilize your spine and trunk • Walk, hinge, squat, and carry with peak skill • Perform daily body maintenance work using fourteen mobility templates for resolving pain and increasing range of motion Whether your goal is to maximize your performance in or out of the workplace, lose weight, or simply live pain-free, Deskbound will work for you. It is a revolutionary cure for death-by-desk.
Book Synopsis California the Beautiful by : Paul Elder
Download or read book California the Beautiful written by Paul Elder and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contribution by Charles Warren Stoddard, Ina Coolbrith, Joaquin Miller, George Sterling, David Starr Jordan, Frank Norris, Bret Harte, Gelett Burgess, Gertrude Atherton, Edwin Markham, John Muir, among others.
Download or read book The Girls written by Emma Cline and published by Random House Trade Paperbacks. This book was released on 2017-05-09 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE INSTANT BESTSELLER • An indelible portrait of girls, the women they become, and that moment in life when everything can go horribly wrong ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: The Washington Post, NPR, The Guardian, Entertainment Weekly, San Francisco Chronicle, Financial Times, Esquire, Newsweek, Vogue, Glamour, People, The Huffington Post, Elle, Harper’s Bazaar, Time Out, BookPage, Publishers Weekly, Slate Northern California, during the violent end of the 1960s. At the start of summer, a lonely and thoughtful teenager, Evie Boyd, sees a group of girls in the park, and is immediately caught by their freedom, their careless dress, their dangerous aura of abandon. Soon, Evie is in thrall to Suzanne, a mesmerizing older girl, and is drawn into the circle of a soon-to-be infamous cult and the man who is its charismatic leader. Hidden in the hills, their sprawling ranch is eerie and run down, but to Evie, it is exotic, thrilling, charged—a place where she feels desperate to be accepted. As she spends more time away from her mother and the rhythms of her daily life, and as her obsession with Suzanne intensifies, Evie does not realize she is coming closer and closer to unthinkable violence. Finalist for the Los Angeles Times Book Prize • Finalist for the National Book Critics Circle John Leonard Award • Shortlisted for The Center for Fiction First Novel Prize • The New York Times Book Review Editors’ Choice • Emma Cline—One of Granta’s Best of Young American Novelists Praise for The Girls “Spellbinding . . . a seductive and arresting coming-of-age story.”—The New York Times Book Review “Extraordinary . . . Debut novels like this are rare, indeed.”—The Washington Post “Hypnotic.”—The Wall Street Journal “Gorgeous.”—Los Angeles Times “Savage.”—The Guardian “Astonishing.”—The Boston Globe “Superbly written.”—James Wood, The New Yorker “Intensely consuming.”—Richard Ford “A spectacular achievement.”—Lucy Atkins, The Times “Thrilling.”—Jennifer Egan “Compelling and startling.”—The Economist
Book Synopsis Notes from the Bathroom Line by : Amy Solomon
Download or read book Notes from the Bathroom Line written by Amy Solomon and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of never-before-seen humor pieces—essays, satire, short stories, poetry, cartoons, artwork, and more—from more than 150 of the biggest female comedians today, curated by Amy Solomon, a producer of the hit HBO shows Silicon Valley and Barry. With contributions from: Lolly Adefope • Maria Bamford • Aisling Bea • Lake Bell • Rachel Bloom • Rhea Butcher • Nicole Byer • D’Arcy Carden • Aya Cash • Karen Chee • Margaret Cho • Mary H.K. Choi • Amanda Crew • Rachel Dratch • Beanie Feldstein • Jo Firestone • Briga Heelan • Samantha Irby • Emily V. Gordon • Patti Harrison • Mary Holland • Jen Kirkman • Lauren Lapkus • Riki Lindhome • Kate Micucci • Natalie Morales • Aparna Nancherla • Yvonne Orji • Lennon Parham • Chelsea Peretti • Alexandra Petri • Natasha Rothwell • Amber Ruffin • Andrea Savage • Kristen Schaal • Megan Stalter • Beth Stelling • Cecily Strong • Sunita Mani • Geraldine Viswanathan • Michaela Watkins • Mo Welch • Sasheer Zamata • and many more. More than four decades ago, the groundbreaking book Titters: The First Collection of Humor by Women showcased the work of some of the leading female comedians of the 1970s like Gilda Radner, Candice Bergen, and Phyllis Diller. The book became an essential time capsule of an era, the first of its kind, that opened doors for many more funny women to smash the comedy glass-ceiling. Today, brilliant women continue to push the boundaries of just how funny—and edgy—they can be in a field that has long been dominated by men. In Notes from the Bathroom Line, Amy Solomon brings together all-new material from some of the funniest women in show business today—award-winning writers, stand-up comedians, actresses, cartoonists, and more. Notes from the Bathroom Line proves there are no limits to how funny, bad-ass, and revolutionary women can—and continue—to be.
Book Synopsis Shit Happens by : Friendly Guest Publishing
Download or read book Shit Happens written by Friendly Guest Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you want to know who was in the bathroom and what thinking? Thanks to these book, you will now! This book is Ideal to fun and makes comfortable for guestes also spent nice time in bathroom! Make a Perfect Gift for Birthday, Christmas, Parties, Anniversaries also for Family, Friends, Coworkers, Office and Events. If you would like to see a sample of the journal, click on the Look inside feature. Specifications: Dimensions: 8.25" x 6" (20.96 x 15.24 cm) Pages: 100 Pages Cover: Glossy - Fit any decor Binding: Perfect Binding High-Quality paper Make sure to check out the others colors/style our books. Get yours today!
Book Synopsis The Daughters of Yalta by : Catherine Grace Katz
Download or read book The Daughters of Yalta written by Catherine Grace Katz and published by Houghton Mifflin. This book was released on 2020 with total page 435 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The story of the fascinating and fateful "daughter diplomacy" of Anna Roosevelt, Sarah Churchill, and Kathleen Harriman, three glamorous young women who accompanied their famous fathers to the Yalta Conference with Stalin in the waning days of World War II"--
Book Synopsis I Pooped by : Golden Lifestyle Press
Download or read book I Pooped written by Golden Lifestyle Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-06 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you want to know who was in the bathroom and what thinking? Thanks to these book, you will now! These book is Ideal to fun and makes comfortable for guestes also spent nice time in bathroom! Make a Perfect Gift for Birthday, Christmas, Parties, Anniversaries also for Family, Friends, Coworkers, Office and Events. If you would like to see a sample of the journal, click on the Look inside feature. Specifications: Dimensions: 8.25" x 6" (20.96 x 15.24 cm) Pages: 100 Pages Cover: Glossy - Fit any decor Binding: Perfect Binding High-Quality paper Make sure to check out the others colors/style our books. Get yours today!
Book Synopsis Would Poop Here Again, Bathroom Guest Book by : Amy Newton
Download or read book Would Poop Here Again, Bathroom Guest Book written by Amy Newton and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This beautiful Bathroom Guestbook notebook is definitely a fun and trendy way of entertaining anyone who comes to visit and spend time in your bathroom. Each page welcomes your guest and features several tick boxes for questions & space for them to check, including: Name, Sign In Visiting From Date, Time, (Day & Year) DURING YOUR VISIT DID YOU . . . Play With Your Phone? Mess With Your Hair? Inspect Your Teeth For Food? Check Your Butt In The Mirror? Read Through This Entire Guest Book? CHECK ALL THAT APPLY . . . I Take Restroom Selfies I Snoop In Medicine Cabinets I Text/ Call While On The Toilet I Pick My Nose In The Restroom I Talk To Myself While On The Toilet Doodles & Brilliant Thoughts Inspired By Sitting On The Throne Or Toilet: Blank Lined Place To Write & Leave Comments, quote Or Draw A Picture. You will never wonder who has been a special visitor in your bath room, now you'll know with this signin guestbook! You will simply enjoy reading all the comments left behind in this stylish journal notebook with many, many prompts. Give your guests some fun things to do and interesting & great things to read as they "get shit done". Makes hilarious and humorous novelty gifts to give for special events such as birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, relative, friends, family, housewarming, coworker, white elephant gag gift, wedding, vacation house or retirement party. Perfect gifts for events or a summer party of memories. Size is 8.5x8.5 inches, 102 pages, quality white paper, black ink, soft matte finish cover, simple design, paperback. Get one today!
Book Synopsis A Bathroom Guest Book by Dr. Deuce by : Duke Jarboe
Download or read book A Bathroom Guest Book by Dr. Deuce written by Duke Jarboe and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Bathroom Guest Book is guaranteed to have you and your guests smiling from ear to rear! Keep in your guest bathroom or better yet, bring to your next White Elephant gift exchange. This is the perfect gift for Dads and Grads and makes for a hilarious housewarming party. Each page has space to doodle, write a poo poem, rate the experience and contribute to the great toilet paper over/under debate. A perfect companion to Dr. Deuce's 101 Poo Poems!
Book Synopsis American Dirt (Oprah's Book Club) by : Jeanine Cummins
Download or read book American Dirt (Oprah's Book Club) written by Jeanine Cummins and published by Holt Paperbacks. This book was released on 2022-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "También de este lado hay sueños. On this side, too, there are dreams. Lydia Quixano Perez lives in the Mexican city of Acapulco. She runs a bookstore. She has a son, Luca, the love of her life, and a wonderful husband who is a journalist. And while there are cracks beginning to show in Acapulco because of the drug cartels, her life is, by and large, fairly comfortable. Even though she knows they'll never sell, Lydia stocks some of her all-time favorite books in her store. And then one day a man enters the shop to browse and comes up to the register with four books he would like to buy--two of them her favorites. Javier is erudite. He is charming. And, unbeknownst to Lydia, he is the jefe of the newest drug cartel that has gruesomely taken over the city. When Lydia's husband's tell-all profile of Javier is published, none of their lives will ever be the same. Forced to flee, Lydia and eight-year-old Luca soon find themselves miles and worlds away from their comfortable middle-class existence. Instantly transformed into migrants, Lydia and Luca ride la bestia--trains that make their way north toward the United States, which is the only place Javier's reach doesn't extend. As they join the countless people trying to reach el norte, Lydia soon sees that everyone is running from something. But what exactly are they running to? American Dirt will leave readers utterly changed when they finish reading it. A page-turner filled with poignancy, drama, and humanity on every page, it is a literary achievement."--
