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Tales from the Barber Shop

Author : Jo Palmeri
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1412051312
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Tales from the Barber Shop written by Jo Palmeri and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Anthony "Tony Palma" Palmeri, popular barber and humorist in Pittston, a small Pennsylvania coal-mining town, began telling jokes as he began losing hair in his twenties. With his dynamic wit, Tony built up a repertoire as "The Bald Barber," which mushroomed into a stand-up-comedian routine over a 40-year career. With the humor of Robin Williams and the gentleness of Bing Crosby, there was no frightened child whom Tony could not charm into a barber chair, and no sad person he could not make laugh. Nurses, doctors, and townsfolk agreed, "He’s better than a medicine." In Tales from the Barber Shop, his daughter, Sister Josephine Palmeri, a teaching nun in Morristown, NJ, shares Tony’s 40 years of stories, along with inspirational gems from the life of her late Dad, a heartwarming story of down-to-earth holiness and humor.

Barber Shop Jokes and Stories

Author : Joseph A. Laratonda
Publisher : Iceni Books
ISBN 13 : 9781587360848
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Barber Shop Jokes and Stories written by Joseph A. Laratonda and published by Iceni Books. This book was released on 2002-01-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of the wit and humor that have flowed through Frank's Barber Shop, located in Arcadia, California. Frank's has faithfully catered to the desires of its customers for over 40 years, with a joke and a smile.

Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes

Author : Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr.
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1524500984
Total Pages : 123 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes written by Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr. and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-06-16 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the importance of adult jokes and laughter: Some dictionary definitions of laughter are as follows: the general word for the sounds or exhalation made in expressing mirth, amusement, etc. and to feel or express joyousness. I started collecting these adult jokes, brief bits of humor, and one-liners over seventy years ago while serving as a young enlisted man and officer in World War II and the Korean Conflict. As a young serviceman, I started collecting them as a hobby when I observed the one sure way to relieve the anxiety and tension of young men who didnt know if theyd be here tomorrow, or if so in one piece, was to hear and respond to a good adult joke. Later in graduate school, during a course in the Vanderbilt University School of Medicine, I learned that laughter is one of the healthiest things you can do for your body. After sharing this adult humor with a large number of family members and friends and receiving a resounding positive response from these recipients, I was motivated to write this book with the belief it would provide many healthy smiles and laughs to a much larger audience of adults. I have thoroughly discovered this books subtitle, Laughter Is the Best Medicine, is indeed the most valid one that could be used. Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr.

Hometown Humor, U.S.A.

Author : Loyal Jones
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Hometown Humor, U.S.A. written by Loyal Jones and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gathers humorous anecdotes from rural and small-town America about religion, doctors, lawyers, school, politics, farming, and alcohol.

Jokes & Stories from a Salesman's Briefcase

Author : Kim E. Cooper
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462814263
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)

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Download or read book Jokes & Stories from a Salesman's Briefcase written by Kim E. Cooper and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2004-12-02 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let there be no doubt, the stereotype is accurate: sales people, more than any other profession, truly love telling jokes and humorous stories. And considering the thousands of individuals they come into contact with throughout their careers, one fact is clear: if a career sales professional could somehow capture and save the best humorous anecdotes they had ever heard, an impressive stockpile of exceptional material would result. However, remembering all those jokes seems rather impossible, now doesn’t it? Not so, for that´s exactly what I´ve done, and the results are all there in Jokes & Stories from a Salesman´s Briefcase.

Hair-Brained Humor

Author : Wayne Hayworth
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1477115935
Total Pages : 97 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (771 download)

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Download or read book Hair-Brained Humor written by Wayne Hayworth and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-10-07 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wayne Hayworth has been entertaining customers as a barber for 47 years. He has ghost written other books, but this is the fi rst book that openly carries his name as author. Wayne began his education at what is now Multnomah University; he received a B.A. and Masters degree from Christian International Graduate School, Florida, and served in Christian ministry for many years encouraging countless individuals. Because part of barbering is human relations, Wayne hoped that this book will make a positive contribution to the profession of barbering. He happily lives in Portland, OR with his loving wife Lolita, and their charming daughter Michelle.

Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories: Funny Reflections on Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2021-03-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!” “VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!” Team Golfwell created and administers “Golf Jokes and Stories,” a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 110,000 members in a short time. Some of the selected material is edited for spelling, etc., and some has been left “as is” as we didn’t want to change them. The selected group members' posts, replies, comments, jokes, and stories are amazingly creative and funny. Read on and you will see what we mean…

A Collection of Jokes and Funny Stories

Author : Marvin Lebman
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1426939280
Total Pages : 329 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (269 download)

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Download or read book A Collection of Jokes and Funny Stories written by Marvin Lebman and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2004-11-24 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emailed jokes and funny stories.

Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes

Author : Sr. Floyd E McDowell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781524501006
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (1 download)

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Book Synopsis Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes by : Sr. Floyd E McDowell

Download or read book Barber Shop Adult Jokes and Value-Laden Quotes written by Sr. Floyd E McDowell and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the importance of adult jokes and laughter: Some dictionary definitions of laughter are as follows: ?the general word for the sounds or exhalation made in expressing mirth, amusement, etc.' and ?to feel or express joyousness.' I started collecting these adult jokes, brief bits of humor, and one-liners over seventy years ago while serving as a young enlisted man and officer in World War II and the Korean Conflict. As a young serviceman, I started collecting them as a hobby when I observed the one sure way to relieve the anxiety and tension of young men who didn't know if they'd be here tomorrow, or if so in one piece, was to hear and respond to a good adult joke. Later in graduate school, during a course in the Vanderbilt University School of Medicine, I learned that laughter is one of the healthiest things you can do for your body. After sharing this adult humor with a large number of family members and friends and receiving a resounding positive response from these recipients, I was motivated to write this book with the belief it would provide many healthy smiles and laughs to a much larger audience of adults. I have thoroughly discovered this book's subtitle, Laughter Is the Best Medicine, is indeed the most valid one that could be used. ?Dr. Floyd E. McDowell Sr.

The United States Catalog

Author : Mary Burnham
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1612 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The United States Catalog written by Mary Burnham and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 1612 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes

Author : Joy S. McDiarmid
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781468079876
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (798 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes written by Joy S. McDiarmid and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2011-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of barber jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Barber Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of barber jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one barber joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many barber jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do barbers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A barber and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The barber turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the barber.The barber's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the barber who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do barbers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

A Book of Short Stories

Author : Robert H. Austin
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1663236011
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (632 download)

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Download or read book A Book of Short Stories written by Robert H. Austin and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2022-02-28 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When I was a young boy my most exciting times were hearing stories. Stories told to me by my grandparents. I was born in 1937 and was a young boy during World War II. I lived with my grandparents for over two years while my dad was in the army. There was no TV and very little on the radio to keep young people interested. So, it was stories, stories that were told over and over. I will always remember most of these stories and have shared most of them with my children and grandchildren. I am happy to share these stories and hope you will enjoy them. I have written most of these stories and some were told by my grandparents. There will always be story tellers. But not everyone has the desire to tell stories. I think we need to share these stories and never think they will not be read and enjoyed. This is my first book of short stories to be published. I have published three other books including, The Shoebox, The Saloon and Total Commitment. All of these are available at iUniverse, Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

Spirit Dawnings

Author : Reverend David E. Sharpe
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1039138977
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Spirit Dawnings written by Reverend David E. Sharpe and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2022-01-31 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As I began to share parts of this, friends asked why I was writing it. I want to respond to all and any who will read this as I did to them. I needed to be able to have this reflection for myself. In these years it seemed as though I have been greatly blessed. Even more than I deserved. Yes, the Apostle Paul discovered “grace abounds”, but it was hard to accept it was even for me. However, in writing this I know for sure that grace abounds even for me, then now and always. In reading I hope you will also. If you do not know, this is an invitation for you to live in it. Just accept it!! I hoped that in these reflections some readers might also reflect on where the Spirit was leading them. By my experience the reader may reflect and discover life situations that passed them buy only because they either did not know the source of that door opening or did not trust it. They may also discover as I did that indeed God was active in their lives. I believe that is true for all of us. Dave Sharpe, Author

Absolute Best Adult Party Jokes

Author : Team Golfwell
Publisher : Team Golfwell
ISBN 13 : 1725879980
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (258 download)

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Download or read book Absolute Best Adult Party Jokes written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2018-08-26 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you like adult jokes, you'll love this book. Great for Parties! “I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.” - Drew Carey Review from Alexander V. Ph.D. “I really enjoyed this book and I'm giving it high five. Of course, not all jokes in there gave me the jolt but there were many others which after reading still made me grin and giggle to myself like a doped Halloween pumpkin for quite a while. I have the suspicion some people around though I must have gone loony from too much work. So, the five stars are meant for those jokes. The jokes cover a broad range of topics and the reader will find a good one for just about any situation and conversation which will appeal for just about everyone. If you manage to memorize a few that would make it a handy addition to your arsenal of ice-breakers and conversation-rekindlers in case the situation seems completely frozen and awkward.” Excerpt: An international flight from Asia to the US was carrying 198 passengers but the crew, unfortunately, discovered an hour into the flight there were only 40 meals on the plane. After trying to figure out what to do, the Flight Crew came up with a solution. They advised the passengers, “We apologize to you and we are still trying to figure out how this occurred, but we have only 40 dinners on board, and we need to feed all 198 of you on this flight.” A loud muttering and moaning started amongst the passengers. The chief flight attendant continued to try and quiet everyone down, “Anyone who is kind enough to give up their dinner so someone else could eat, will receive unlimited free alcoholic beverages during the entire duration of the flight.” A second announcement was made two hours later, “If anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 40 dinners available.” All alphabetically arranged by topic, you’ll find a large assortment of enjoyable jokes, intriguing stories, thought-provoking quotes, and lots of humor in the 320+ pages. We leave the choice of jokes or stories you want to share up to you as individual humor and tastes vary. Sit back in a comfortable chair with your favorite beverage away from all distractions and get this book and enjoy reading this hilarious book!

Twenty Good Stories

Author : Opie Read
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book Twenty Good Stories written by Opie Read and published by . This book was released on 1891 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Sunshine Poems

Author : Charles Hammond Frye
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book Sunshine Poems written by Charles Hammond Frye and published by . This book was released on 1926 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Haircut

Author : Ring Lardner
Publisher : Read Books Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1473366348
Total Pages : 19 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (733 download)

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Download or read book Haircut written by Ring Lardner and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2016-04-03 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This early work by Ring Lardner was originally published in 1925 and we are now republishing it with a brand new introduction. 'Haircut' is a dark satire about moral blindness. Ring Lardner was born in Niles, Michigan in 1885. He studied engineering at the Armour Institute of Technology in Chicago, but did not complete his first semester. In 1907, Lardner obtained his first job as journalist with the South Bend Times. Six years later, he published his first successful book, You Know Me Al, an epistolary novel written in the form of letters by 'Jack Keefe', a bush-league baseball player, to a friend back home. A huge hit, the book earned the appreciation of Virginia Woolf and others. Lardner went on to write such well-known short stories as 'Haircut', 'Some Like Them Cold', 'The Golden Honeymoon', 'Alibi Ike', and 'A Day with Conrad Green'.