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Uncle John's Presents Mom's Bathtub Reader

Author : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1607106817
Total Pages : 248 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Uncle John's Presents Mom's Bathtub Reader written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another variation of successful bathroom reader single topic books. Most bathroom readers are sold to males, this book would target female audience. Pitch to all women who have bought for their man or to men to buy for women and give them equal time. Why a book celebrating Mommy? Abraham Lincoln said it best: “All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” Uncle John’s Presents Mom’s Bathtub Reader is the only book of its kind--an entertaining and upbeat collection of stories celebrating all things maternal. Mom will be tickled pink by these 300 pages we’ve lovingly put together. So turn on the faucet, climb into the bubble bath, and lose yourself in . . . * Not-so wicked stepmothers * The sitcom mom Hall-of-Fame * History’s all-time greatest mommies * Stand-up comedians and their jokes about their moms * The Monkee mother who invented liquid paper * The gentle gorilla who mothered a kitten * World leaders who are also moms * Calling Dr. Mom And much, much more! .

Uncle Montague's Tales of Terror

Author : Chris Priestley
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1599906988
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (999 download)

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Download or read book Uncle Montague's Tales of Terror written by Chris Priestley and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This spine-tingling novel has more than enough fear factor for the most ardent fan of scary stories. Uncle Montague lives alone in a big house, but regular visits from his nephew, Edgar, give him the opportunity to recount some of the frightening stories he knows. As each tale unfolds, an eerie pattern emerges of young lives gone awry in the most terrifying of ways. Young Edgar begins to wonder just how Uncle Montague knows all these ghastly tales. This clever collection of stories-within-a-story is perfectly matched with darkly witty illustrations by David Roberts. Look for the other spine-tingling book in Chris Priestley's Tales of Terror series, Tales of Terror from the Black Ship!

From Beaten to Badass: My Journey of Broken Blessings and How I Became My Own Hero

Author : Erin Baer
Publisher : Positively Powered
ISBN 13 : 9781732902299
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book From Beaten to Badass: My Journey of Broken Blessings and How I Became My Own Hero written by Erin Baer and published by Positively Powered. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Raped, beaten, nearly killed, bullied, abandoned, abused and broken. She shouldn't have survived, but she did. Ultimately, she became a strong, independent woman who possesses qualities that are a perfect match for what life throws her way. Erin gained insight and resilience while traveling through peaks and valleys with the help of mentors, friends, parents, and coaches, who all made a difference in her life. Erin rose out of her difficult childhood to become an accomplished golfer. In young adulthood, she endured a traumatic tipping point of abuse and rape. While searching for self-esteem, she found competitive bodybuilding and became a successful Figure Competitor. After experiencing a life-threatening heart condition, Erin also had to heal from a fluke accident that caused a traumatic brain injury. The strength that brought her through those medical issues is now guiding her through infertility. Her story shows how a strong woman stands tall like a tree, rooted to her beliefs. Just when you think you may break, you can bend with the wind to find another success. Erin lives with the most energetic and positive outlook on life whose life purpose is to confront the "elephants in the room" and give all women strength. By inspiring and motivating, she teaches them to leverage all of what life throws their way to bring out the powerful women they truly are.

Oreo

Author : Fran Ross
Publisher : New Directions Publishing
ISBN 13 : 081122323X
Total Pages : 156 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (112 download)

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Download or read book Oreo written by Fran Ross and published by New Directions Publishing. This book was released on 2015-07-07 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pioneering, dazzling satire about a biracial black girl from Philadelphia searching for her Jewish father in New York City Oreo is raised by her maternal grandparents in Philadelphia. Her black mother tours with a theatrical troupe, and her Jewish deadbeat dad disappeared when she was an infant, leaving behind a mysterious note that triggers her quest to find him. What ensues is a playful, modernized parody of the classical odyssey of Theseus with a feminist twist, immersed in seventies pop culture, and mixing standard English, black vernacular, and Yiddish with wisecracking aplomb. Oreo, our young hero, navigates the labyrinth of sound studios and brothels and subway tunnels in Manhattan, seeking to claim her birthright while unwittingly experiencing and triggering a mythic journey of self-discovery like no other.

Sweet 'stache

Author : Jon Chattman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440520054
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Sweet 'stache written by Jon Chattman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-03-18 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I am personally offended by this book because my mustache wasn't included. However, I endorse it because I am, and always will be, a huge fan of Tom Selleck's 'stache." --Meredith Vieira, The Today Show If a man has a mustache, it's hands-down his most distinguishable facial feature. Whether it's a handlebar, pencil-thin, fu Manchu, toothbrush, or horseshoe--it's how he's identified and described. This book recognizes this fact and celebrates the most famous mustaches--and the faces behind them. From politicians and ball players to pop stars and actors, this book covers them all with wit and humor. Authors Jon Chattman and Rich Tarantino have provided profiles and 'stache-analysis for the forty-nine men and one woman who made the cut. (One can't count out Frida Kahlo's artistic bigote!) It also includes sidebar lists that rank the top 'staches in all sorts of categories as well as mustache trivia and a timeline that traces the facial hair's evolution. It's hip again to rock full on facial hair. And Sweet 'Stache is the guide for anyone looking to get in on the must-have mustache action.

Calamity Jayne and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Lawn Gnome

Author : Kathleen Bacus
Publisher : Gemma Halliday Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1940371996
Total Pages : 228 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book Calamity Jayne and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Lawn Gnome written by Kathleen Bacus and published by Gemma Halliday Publishing. This book was released on 2015-07-31 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A space invader. Ace Cub Reporter Tressa "Calamity" Jayne Turner is back in Grandville and ready to enjoy the slower pace of with small town life and begin building a dating resume with one handsome ranger. It’s Frontier Days at the Historical Village, but mischief’s afoot—of the malicious variety—when vandals target the area, stealing and damaging property and leaving behind spray-painted signatures in the form of hot pink tornadoes. So what else besides a gang of local thugs threatens Knox County’s frontier festivities? Only a cross-dressing aunt bent on a reunion "gotcha," two-relationships in crisis, three dates from hell, an eccentric local with an ET obsession, five burning questions for a man-o’-mystery, and a missing lawn gnome that makes Chucky seem benevolent by comparison. It’s a countdown to a showdown where strange lights in the sky, “signs” on the trees, and horses of a different color are only the beginning of this close encounter of the Calamity Jayne kind. And Tressa Jayne? She’s ready to believe. Calamity Jayne Mysteries: Calamity Jayne – book #1 Calamity Jayne and the Fowl Play at the Fair – book #2 Calamity Jayne and the Haunted Homecoming – book #3 Calamity Jayne and the Campus Caper– book #4 Calamity Jayne in the Wild, Wild West– book #5 Calamity Jayne and the Hijinks on the High Seas– book #6 Calamity Jayne and the Trouble with Tandems– book #7 Calamity Jayne and the Sisterhood of the Traveling Lawn Gnome – book #8 What critics are saying about the Calamity Jayne Mysteries: "Filled with dumb-blonde jokes, nonstop action and rapid-fire banter, this is a perfect read for chick-lit fans who enjoy a dash of mystery." ~ Publishers' Weekly "Fun and lighthearted with an interesting mystery, a light touch of romance and some fascinating characters." ~ RT Book Reviews

Rejected Princesses

Author : Jason Porath
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062405381
Total Pages : 653 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)

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Download or read book Rejected Princesses written by Jason Porath and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 653 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blending the iconoclastic feminism of The Notorious RBG and the confident irreverence of Go the F**ck to Sleep, a brazen and empowering illustrated collection that celebrates inspirational badass women throughout history, based on the popular Tumblr blog. Well-behaved women seldom make history. Good thing these women are far from well behaved . . . Illustrated in a contemporary animation style, Rejected Princesses turns the ubiquitous "pretty pink princess" stereotype portrayed in movies, and on endless toys, books, and tutus on its head, paying homage instead to an awesome collection of strong, fierce, and yes, sometimes weird, women: warrior queens, soldiers, villains, spies, revolutionaries, and more who refused to behave and meekly accept their place. An entertaining mix of biography, imagery, and humor written in a fresh, young, and riotous voice, this thoroughly researched exploration salutes these awesome women drawn from both historical and fantastical realms, including real life, literature, mythology, and folklore. Each profile features an eye-catching image of both heroic and villainous women in command from across history and around the world, from a princess-cum-pirate in fifth century Denmark, to a rebel preacher in 1630s Boston, to a bloodthirsty Hungarian countess, and a former prostitute who commanded a fleet of more than 70,000 men on China’s seas.

We Have Always Lived in the Castle

Author : Shirley Jackson
Publisher : Dramatists Play Service Inc
ISBN 13 : 9780822212263
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (122 download)

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Download or read book We Have Always Lived in the Castle written by Shirley Jackson and published by Dramatists Play Service Inc. This book was released on 1967-10 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE STORY: The home of the Blackwoods near a Vermont village is a lonely, ominous abode, and Constance, the young mistress of the place, can't go out of the house without being insulted and stoned by the villagers. They have also composed a nasty s

Amazing Spider-Man & Silk

Author : Robbie Thompson
Publisher : Marvel Entertainment
ISBN 13 : 1302493205
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (24 download)

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Download or read book Amazing Spider-Man & Silk written by Robbie Thompson and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2016-09-21 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For years they were strangers despite their common origin. Then they were lovers. Now they're not quite friends. But Spider-Man and Silk have no option but to put all that behind them for a timetorn Team-Up, when they are sent back to just before they got their spider-powers! Can they let bygones be bygones, stop a sinister threat to reality as they knew it, and avoid accidentally wiping out the moment that gave them their amazing abilities? Maybe these two anachronistic arachnids could enlist some aid from a local Forest Hills man. His name's Ben Parker, you might know him? Spider and Silk face a date with destiny right back where it all began - the spectacular science fair that started it all! COLLECTING: AMAZING SPIDER-MAN & SILK: THE SPIDER(FLY) EFFECT 1-4.

Bad Uncle

Author : Jordan Silver
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781544944203
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (442 download)

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Download or read book Bad Uncle written by Jordan Silver and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-26 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Mark left the home of his adoptive parents seventeen years ago, he swore to himself that he wouldn't be back until he could get his revenge.Now eighteen years later he'd moved on and built a life for himself, leaving the past behind. That is until his adoptive brother's daughter searched him out. The brother who'd made his life a living hell. Now he's back in his hometown at the request of his 'niece' and his revenge just might take another form.

The Dark Unwinding

Author : Sharon Cameron
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545469643
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (454 download)

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Download or read book The Dark Unwinding written by Sharon Cameron and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the award-winning author of Rook comes a delicious and twisty tale, filled with spine-tingling intrigue, juicy romance, and dangerous family secrets. When a rumor that her uncle is squandering away the family fortune surfaces, Katharine Tulman is sent to his estate to have him committed to an asylum. But instead of a lunatic, Katharine discovers a genius inventor with his own set of childlike rules, who is employing a village of nine hundred people rescued from the workhouses of London. Katharine becomes torn between protecting her own livelihood and preserving the peculiar community she grows to care for deeply -- a conflict made more complicated by her developing feelings for her uncle's handsome apprentice. As the mysteries of the estate begin to unravel, it is clear that not only is her uncle's world at stake, but also the state of England as Katharine knows it. With twists and turns at every corner, this extraordinary adventure will captivate readers with its thrills and romance.

The Monkeyline

Author : H. James Stewart
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1469177935
Total Pages : 608 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (691 download)

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Download or read book The Monkeyline written by H. James Stewart and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-07-05 with total page 608 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Billy Smith, alias, Billy Nomicill, has survived an unexplained shock wave and the world has changed. Suffering memory loss and prosopamnesia--he can't remember faces--he hopes to reboot his brain with the files in his julie, a dysfunctional personal computer. It's all there: the music, the visual arts, the photos, the band diary, his life before the disaster. But was it really a disaster? Planet Earth was in a runaway global warming phase, the so-called Venus effect. But the outlook has changed: winter sports might be coming back.

Croak

Author : Gina Damico
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547608322
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (476 download)

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Download or read book Croak written by Gina Damico and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2012 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delinquent sixteen-year-old girl is sent to live with her uncle for the summer, only to learn that he is a Grim Reaper who wants to teach her the family business.

The Invention of Hugo Cabret

Author : Brian Selznick
Publisher : Scholastic
ISBN 13 : 1407166573
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book The Invention of Hugo Cabret written by Brian Selznick and published by Scholastic. This book was released on 2015-09-03 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An orphan and thief, Hugo lives in the walls of a busy train station. He desperately believes a broken automaton will make his dreams come true. But when his world collides with an eccentric girl and a bitter old man, Hugo's undercover life are put in jeopardy. Turn the pages, follow the illustrations and enter an unforgettable new world!

Fly By Night

Author : Frances Hardinge
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1683350790
Total Pages : 314 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (833 download)

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Download or read book Fly By Night written by Frances Hardinge and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2017-03-14 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The award-winning author of The Lie Tree “has created a distinctly imaginative world full of engaging characters, robust humor, and true suspense” (School Library Journal, starred review). Everybody knew that books were dangerous. Read the wrong book, it was said, and the words crawled around your brain on black legs and drove you mad, wicked mad. Mosca Mye’s father insisted on teaching her to read—even in a world where books are dangerous, regulated things. Eight years later, Quillam Mye died, leaving behind an orphaned daughter with an inauspicious name and an all-consuming hunger for words. Trapped for years in the care of her cruel uncle and aunt, Mosca leaps at the opportunity for escape, though it comes in the form of sneaky swindler Eponymous Clent. As she travels the land with Clent and her pet goose, Mosca begins to discover complicated truths about the world she inhabits and the power of words. “Intricate plotting, well-developed and fascinating characters, delicious humor, and exquisite wordcraft envelop readers fully into this richly imagined world.” ?The Bulletin of the Center for Children’s Books (starred review) “Hardinge’s stylish way with prose gives her sprawling debut fantasy a literate yet often silly tone that calls to mind Monty Python.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) “Mosca’s ferocity and authentic inner turmoil [are] both reminiscent of Philip Pullman’s Lyra Belacqua.” ?Booklist “Incredibly well written.” ?The Seattle Times

Death and Glory

Author : Charles F. David
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1453500707
Total Pages : 235 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Death and Glory written by Charles F. David and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-06-09 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IRAQI Freedom, Invasion of Iraq First day in, four men with the U.S. Army V Corps, find themselves lost and left behind after their Humvee breaks down in a sand storm. They spend their days trying to rejoin their unit, fighting their way across the desert, in and out of predicaments. Some good, some bad, and some pretty ugly. They fight with every branch of U.S. fighting men, except the troops they go in with. They experience the lighter side of things that happen on their way to join their unit, and the darker side of war. Action packed stories from cover to cover!

Silk

Author : Robbie Thompson
Publisher : Marvel Entertainment
ISBN 13 : 1302938363
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (29 download)

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Download or read book Silk written by Robbie Thompson and published by Marvel Entertainment. This book was released on 2021-06-23 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects Amazing Spider-Man & Silk: The Spider(Fly) Effect (2016) #1-4, Spider-Women Alpha (2016) #1, Spider-Gwen (2015B) #7-8, Silk (2015B) #7-8, Spider-Woman (2015) #6-7, Spider-Women Omega (2016) #1. All team-ups, all the time! Spider-Man and Silk have a short, complicated history — but they’ve got to put it behind them fast when they’re thrown back in time to shortly before they get their spider-powers! Can Peter and Cindy let bygones be bygones, stop a sinister threat to reality as they know it and avoid accidentally wiping out the moment that gave them their amazing abilities? Then, Spider-Woman becomes a mentor to Silk and Earth-65’s “Spider-Gwen” Stacy, and the trio enjoy a brunch break in Gwen’s home dimension. But when nefarious Earth-65 spy organization S.I.L.K. and its leader — a certain Cindy Moon — notice the interdimensional interlopers, everything quickly goes wrong for the three Spider-Women!