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Book Synopsis Maybe Swearing Will Help by : C. J. Nye.
Download or read book Maybe Swearing Will Help written by C. J. Nye. and published by . This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maybe Swearing Will Help is an adult coloring book filled with 20 images of amusing cuss words for you to color. Life has its ups and downs, hopefully this book will bring you some distraction from the mundane. Everybody needs a good laugh! I hope you enjoy your new book.
Book Synopsis Sweary Affirmations by : Sweary Indigo
Download or read book Sweary Affirmations written by Sweary Indigo and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-16 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Manifest good vibes and self love with some positive profanity! Relax and color each page while you breathe in the good shit and exhale the bullshit. The affirmations inside this book will encourage you to embrace your badassery so you can tell any negative thoughts to f*ck off! Features: 40 Coloring Pages with designs that range from mandalas to whimsical and abstract. Some Examples of The Affirmations Are "Happiness is my f*cking birthright", "I'm a direct descendant of badassery", "I'm a magnet for motherf*cking miracles", and "I'm allowed to say no to bullshit". Suitable For All Skill Levels with a variety of simple to complex designs Single Sided Pages. This avoids any bleed through and will allow you to frame your art. Colored pencils are recommended. Great Gift For Women! This coloring book uplifts and empowers while bringing laughter to the recipient. Book Size is 8.5 x 11
Book Synopsis Don't Sleep With Your Drummer by : Jen Sincero
Download or read book Don't Sleep With Your Drummer written by Jen Sincero and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2002-09-13 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At twenty-eight, Jenny Troanni has decided to become the rock goddess she was always meant to be. Items on her new to-do list include: 1) Quit going-somewhere copywriting job and get going-to-band-practice job. 2) Break up with Hootie and the Blowfish-lovin' boyfriend. 3) Hang out in skanky bars. Meet musicians. 4) Cash in pension and buy kickass guitar amp. 5) Team up with sex-crazed guitar genius/best friend Lucy Stover Hanover II. After auditioning every musician in the greater Los Angeles area---including the deluded, deranged, and underaged---Jenny finds the perfect lineup, and 60-Foot Queenie is born. But while reveling in free tequila shots, autograph hunters, and other perks of minor stardom, Jenny realizes with a shock that 60-Foot Queenie is poised to become even bigger than she imagined. Suddenly, she's learning the real lessons of Rock and Roll High School, including the danger of trusting a record company executive who ties a ponytail in his goatee, and the ten telltale signs your bass player is living in your practice space. Part diary, part crash course in rock stardom, Don't Sleep with Your Drummer is a hilarious, no-holds-barred guide through the pleasures and pitfalls of the music industry---from the beginning to the bitter end, and back again.
Book Synopsis The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks by : Jen Sincero
Download or read book The Straight Girl's Guide to Sleeping with Chicks written by Jen Sincero and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-02 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Drawing on personal experience and hundreds of interviews with straight chicks who've slept with lesbians, straight chicks who've slept with straight chicks, lesbians who have slept with straight chicks, and straight chicks who've done both or neither, Sincero covers A to Z of the experience.
Book Synopsis Another Fucking Shit List by : Crazy Tired Beetches
Download or read book Another Fucking Shit List written by Crazy Tired Beetches and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Book Synopsis Cheer the F*ck Up by : Caitlin Peterson
Download or read book Cheer the F*ck Up written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.
Book Synopsis A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults by : Honey Badger Coloring
Download or read book A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Color and Cuss by : Naughty Coloring Books
Download or read book Color and Cuss written by Naughty Coloring Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious book has 30 single sided pages of swear words to color! These pages of cuss words and dirty phrases are sure to bring a smile to anyone with a twisted sense of humor and makes a great present for adults who curse like a sailor! This funny adult coloring book is a great way to relax and makes the perfect novelty gift for grownups who have filthy mouths!This Dirty Adult Coloring Book Features:30 Detailed Coloring PagesBeautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have FunSingle-Sided 8x10 Pages
Book Synopsis The Lifespan of a Fact by : John D'Agata
Download or read book The Lifespan of a Fact written by John D'Agata and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A BROADWAY PLAY STARRING DANIEL RADCLIFFE 'Provocative, maddening and compulsively readable' Maggie Nelson In 2003, American essayist John D'Agata wrote a piece for Harper's about Las Vegas's alarmingly high suicide rate, after a sixteen-year-old boy had thrown himself from the top of the Stratosphere Tower. The article he delivered, 'What Happens There', was rejected by the magazine for inaccuracies. But it was soon picked up by another, who assigned it a fact checker: their fresh-faced intern, and recent Harvard graduate, Jim Fingal. What resulted from that assignment, and beyond the essay's eventual publication in the magazine, was seven years of arguments, negotiations, and revisions as D'Agata and Fingal struggled to navigate the boundaries of literary nonfiction. This book includes an early draft of D'Agata's essay, along with D'Agata and Fingal's extensive discussion around the text. The Lifespan of a Fact is a brilliant and eye-opening meditation on the relationship between 'truth' and 'accuracy', and a penetrating conversation about whether it is appropriate for a writer to substitute one for the other. 'A fascinating and dramatic power struggle over the intriguing question of what nonfiction should, or can, be' Lydia Davis
Book Synopsis 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t by : Alex Fleming
Download or read book 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t written by Alex Fleming and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.
Download or read book Kingdom of Ash written by Sarah J. Maas and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2023-02-14 with total page 998 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'One of the best fantasy book series of the past decade' TIMETogether they will rise. Or together they will fall. The epic finale to the #1 bestselling Throne of Glass series by Sarah J. Maas. Aelin Galathynius has vowed to save her people -- but at a tremendous cost. Locked in an iron coffin by the Queen of the Fae, Aelin must draw upon her fiery will as she endures months of torture. The knowledge that yielding to Maeve will doom those she loves keeps her from breaking, but her resolve unravels with each passing day. With Aelin captured, her friends and allies have scattered. Some bonds will grow even deeper, while others will be severed forever. But as destinies weave together at last, all must stand together if Erilea is to have any hope of salvation. Sarah J. Maas's #1 New York Times bestselling Throne of Glass series draws to an explosive conclusion as Aelin fights for her life, her people, and the promise of a better world.
Book Synopsis The Lost and the Chosen by : Ivy Asher
Download or read book The Lost and the Chosen written by Ivy Asher and published by Lost Sentinel. This book was released on 2018-11-18 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Vinna, and I've been keeping a lot of secrets.You would too if you'd experienced some of the weird shit I have: red-eyed monsters chasing me, markings on my body appearing out of nowhere, a strange power that crackles colorfully over my skin from time to time, and don't get me started on the weapons I can conjure up almost out of nowhere. Lucky for me, I have yet to meet someone whose ass I couldn't kick, inside the ring or out. I put that to the test when I run headfirst into a fight that brings all my secrets, and reality as I know it, crashing down around me.Now, I'm looking for answers and trying to piece together what the hell is going on. Paranormal is my new way of life. It's not going to be easy, and I'm not exactly welcome. That is, until I meet the boys, and trust me, they are anything but boyish. I'm up against elders who think I'm too powerful, a family who views me as a threat, and something lurking in the shadows that's been coming for me my whole life. There's not a chance in hell I'm going down without a fight. I'm not lost anymore, and I'm about to show this world exactly what I can do.Author's Note: This is the first book in The Lost Sentinel Series and ends with a cliffhanger. This book is a medium burn reverse harem story, intended for ages 18 years and older. This story contains strong language, sexual situations, and violence. Book two coming in January
Book Synopsis Badass Mums Get Shit Done by : Wicked Sweary
Download or read book Badass Mums Get Shit Done written by Wicked Sweary and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Busy Badass women who keep it real! Make 2020 your bitch with a gorgeous Planner. 2020 Planner, diary, & personal organizer with Calendar Views for busy women & Mums The cute weekly & Monthly spreads include space to write your daily schedule as well as a to-do list, bills due, goals, & fun things. Grab your colored pens and washi tape and let's get organized! Fantastic Christmas or Birthday gift! Product Details: ** Monthly & Weekly spreads ** Full Year + Monthly Calendars with space for notes, habit tracking, & goal setting ** January 1, 2020 to December 31, 2020 ** Premium Matte Finish Cover Design ** Portable Format 8.0" x 10.0" ** Entire week at a glance; two pages per week format ** Printed on bright-white 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Scroll up and buy now to own this new year! **Wicked Sweary. Because swears are always funny ;) **
Book Synopsis Badass Mums Get Shit Done by : Wicked Sweary
Download or read book Badass Mums Get Shit Done written by Wicked Sweary and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Busy Badass Mums who keep it real! Make 2020 your bitch with a gorgeous Planner. 2020 Planner, diary, & personal organizer with Calendar Views for busy women & Mums The cute weekly & Monthly spreads include space to write your daily schedule as well as a to-do list, bills due, goals, & fun things. Grab your colored pens and washi tape and let's get organized! Fantastic Christmas or Birthday gift! Product Details: ** Monthly & Weekly spreads ** Full Year + Monthly Calendars with space for notes, habit tracking, & goal setting ** January 1, 2020 to December 31, 2020 ** Premium Matte Finish Cover Design ** Portable Format 8.0" x 10.0" ** Entire week at a glance; two pages per week format ** Printed on bright-white 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Scroll up and buy now to own this new year! **Wicked Sweary. Because swears are always funny;) **
Book Synopsis Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow: 2022 Sweary Mom Planner: Funny Mom Planner 2022, Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings, Monthly and Weekly Planner 2022 for Strong Women by : coordinator books
Download or read book Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow: 2022 Sweary Mom Planner: Funny Mom Planner 2022, Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings, Monthly and Weekly Planner 2022 for Strong Women written by coordinator books and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-27 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Strong women use strong language! This planner is motivational notebook for women MOTHERHOOD IS FUCKING HARD. Keep your shit together with this funny mom planner.... and have a laugh while you're at it! This planner is perfect for the mom who isn't offended by the perfectly-placed "fuck" or "shit"! 2022 SWEARY MOM PLANNER FEATURES: Page important contact page Yearly Calendar View Page Monthly Calendar View: Each month features a two page calendar with tons of space to keep track of events, holidays, appointments, birthdays, etc..... 4-Weekly planner for every month Perfect planner Gift for Women Who Swear BOOK DETAILS: Sized 8.5" x 11" - lots of space to keep track of to-do lists, your monthly schedule, and more! Get this unique gift today!
Book Synopsis Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow: 2022 Sweary Mom, Monthly and Weekly Planner: Funny Mom Planner 2022, Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings by : coordinator books
Download or read book Coordinator of the Entire Shitshow: 2022 Sweary Mom, Monthly and Weekly Planner: Funny Mom Planner 2022, Mom Sweary Planner with Cuss Word Motivational Sayings written by coordinator books and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-27 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Strong women use strong language! This planner is motivational notebook for women MOTHERHOOD IS FUCKING HARD. Keep your shit together with this funny mom planner.... and have a laugh while you're at it! This planner is perfect for the mom who isn't offended by the perfectly-placed "fuck" or "shit"! 2022 SWEARY MOM PLANNER FEATURES: Page important contact page Yearly Calendar View Page Monthly Calendar View: Each month features a two page calendar with tons of space to keep track of events, holidays, appointments, birthdays, etc..... 4-Weekly planner for every month Perfect planner Gift for Women Who Swear BOOK DETAILS: Sized 8.5" x 11" - lots of space to keep track of to-do lists, your monthly schedule, and more! Get this unique gift today!
Book Synopsis 2020 Badass Mums Get Shit Done by : Wicked Sweary
Download or read book 2020 Badass Mums Get Shit Done written by Wicked Sweary and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-14 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 80% of New Year's resolutions get dropped or forgotten by February. But it's time to cut that shit out and take control of your life! The Wicked Sweary New Year's Resolutions Journal is the single best way to organize your resolutions and crush those 2020 goals. This workbook will help you think about why these resolutions are important to you and break them down into manageable steps so you can start working towards your perfect 2020 faster. Includes: ** Resolution List ** Guided Journaling ** To Do List to break down resolutions into manageable action steps ** Vision Boards to help visualize your goals You can totally smash your goals in 2020. You are strong enough. You are smart enough. You are fucking awesome and you're going to own 2020!
