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Don't F-Up: Life Lessons from a Serial Failure

Author : Kevin Mulhall Jr
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1312012218
Total Pages : 45 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book Don't F-Up: Life Lessons from a Serial Failure written by Kevin Mulhall Jr and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-02-13 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world over run by experts telling you the path to follow to happiness, success, fame or wealth inside the pages of this manifesto you will find none of that. Based on 31 years of a mediocre existence the author of this text offers insights and instructions on only how NOT to do things in life. Short, sweet and to the point this work focuses on the bigger milestones of life and presents a brief outline of how each can go south in a hurry.A combination of brutal honesty, mild observational humor with a small amount of serious undertones this book serves as a good reference for those who are unsure about how to proceed in life. So before you find yourself walking down the isle, enrolling in college or deciding whether to excommunicate your family take a quick read through the pages of this book. You'll be glad you did.

How to be a Complete and Utter F**k Up

Author : Steve McDermott
Publisher : Pearson UK
ISBN 13 : 1292342838
Total Pages : 346 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (923 download)

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Book Synopsis How to be a Complete and Utter F**k Up by : Steve McDermott

Download or read book How to be a Complete and Utter F**k Up written by Steve McDermott and published by Pearson UK. This book was released on 2020-12-09 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Confessions of a Forty-Something F**k Up

Author : Alexandra Potter
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1529022819
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (29 download)

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Book Synopsis Confessions of a Forty-Something F**k Up by : Alexandra Potter

Download or read book Confessions of a Forty-Something F**k Up written by Alexandra Potter and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a major TV series! Read the inspiration behind the hilarious new comedy Not Dead Yet, starring Gina Rogriguez (Jane the Virgin), Hannah Simone (New Girl) and Lauren Ash (Superstore). 'The new Bridget Jones' - Celia Walden, Telegraph 'Say hello to a book that will have you laughing with every page, whether you're 20, 40 or 80' - Heat A novel for any woman who wonders how the hell she got here, and why life isn't quite how she imagined it was going to be. And who is desperately trying to figure it all out when everyone around them is making gluten-free brownies. Meet Nell. Her life is a mess. In a world of perfect Instagram lives, she feels like a f**k up. But when she starts a secret podcast and forms an unlikely friendship with Cricket, an eighty-something widow, things begin to change. Because Nell is determined. This time next year things will be very different. But first, she has a confession . . . Confessions of a Forty-Something F**k Up by Alexandra Potter will make you laugh, and it might even make you cry. Above all, it will remind you that you're not on your own – we're all in this together. 'Brilliant! Laughing out loud' - Emma Gannon 'Funny but layered, light-hearted but surprisingly deep, this is a perfect and inspiring new year read' - Red

Never Fuck Up

Author : Jens Lapidus
Publisher : Vintage Crime/Black Lizard
ISBN 13 : 030790850X
Total Pages : 562 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book Never Fuck Up written by Jens Lapidus and published by Vintage Crime/Black Lizard. This book was released on 2013-06-18 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the same raw energy and verve he displayed in Easy Money, Jens Lapidus delivers an electrifying tale of Stockholm's vicious underworld. Mahmud is fresh out of jail, but he's forced to work for a brutal mob boss to pay off his debts to a drug lord. Niklas, a mercenary and weapons expert with an appetite for vigilante justice, is back in Sweden and plans to keep a low profile. But the discovery of a murdered man in his mother's building severely threatens those plans. Thomas, the volatile detective on the case, finding his efforts suspiciously stymied and the evidence tampered with, goes off the grid in search of the truth. But as the paths of these three men intertwine and the identity of the murdered man is revealed, crimes and secrets bigger, deeper, and darker than a mere murder will come to light.

The Fuck Up

Author : Arthur Nersesian
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439184550
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book The Fuck Up written by Arthur Nersesian and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-11-05 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arthur Nersesian's underground literary treasure is an unforgettable slice of gritty New York City life. This is the darkly hilarious odyssey of an anonymous slacker. He's a perennial couch-surfer, an aspiring writer searching for himself in spite of himself, and he's just trying to survive. But life has other things in store for the fuck-up. From being dumped by his girlfriend to getting fired for asking for a raise, from falling into a robbery to posing as a gay man to keep his job at a porno theater, the fuck-up's tragi-comedy is perfectly realized by Arthur Nersesian, who manages to create humor and suspense out of urban desperation. "Read it and howl," says Bruce Benderson (author of User), "and be glad it didn't happen to you."

667 Ways to F*ck Up My Life

Author : Lucy Woodhull
Publisher : Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
ISBN 13 : 1786510537
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (865 download)

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Download or read book 667 Ways to F*ck Up My Life written by Lucy Woodhull and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2016-08-16 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes, there's nowhere to go but f*ck up... If you love Broad City and Bridget Jones, you'll adore Dagmar Kostopoulos...and her colossal f*ck-ups. Twenty-something Dag has always been the &‘perfect' woman. Responsible, honest to a fault, hard-working. Even her bras are no-nonsense. And for what? Her boyfriend dumps her for being boring, and her boss fires her for not sucking on his nether regions to get promoted. What's a perfectionist overachiever to do? A complete one-eighty. To heck with rules—Dag orchestrates a spectacular fall from grace by deciding to ruin her life exactly six-hundred-sixty-six times, and finally has a little naughty fun. Some scandalous Spandex and a few bar lies later, tame little Dagmar becomes Giselle, ballsy siren. The wild thing is...it works! Dag gets a better job and meets the sexiest man she's ever known. Well, Giselle meets him. Dagmar doesn't exist. Except that she does, and her escapades just became a ticking time bomb, one that might blow her heart to smithereens. Join Dag for her irresistible and hilarious f*ck-ups, because every good girl needs to inject a little bad girl sizzle into her veins.

Shut the Fuck Up!: Every Man's Key to Happiness

Author : Darren G. Burton
Publisher : Darren G. Burton
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Shut the Fuck Up!: Every Man's Key to Happiness written by Darren G. Burton and published by Darren G. Burton. This book was released on 2023-05-02 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a novelty book that takes a humorous look at what drives men nuts when it comes to women and what they say to men. Chauvinistic?..........Probably! Controversial?..........Yes! True?..........You be the judge!

I Want You to Shut the F#ck Up

Author : D.L. Hughley
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 030798625X
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (79 download)

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Book Synopsis I Want You to Shut the F#ck Up by : D.L. Hughley

Download or read book I Want You to Shut the F#ck Up written by D.L. Hughley and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-08-06 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: D.L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, discussing everything from dating to former president Barack Obama with sharp, thoughtful commentary “The best book since The Hunger Games. First he was a King of Comedy; now he’s the king of comedy authors.”—Chris Rock The American dream is in dire need of a wake-up call. A f*cked up society is like an addict: if you are in denial, then things are going to keep getting worse until you hit bottom. According to D. L. Hughley, that's the direction in which America is headed. In I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up, D.L. explains how we've become a nation of fat sissies playing Chicken Little, but in reverse: The sky is falling, but we're supposed to act like everything's fine. D.L. just points out the sobering facts: there is no standard of living by which we are the best. In terms of life expectancy, we're 36th—tied with Cuba; in terms of literacy, we're 20th—behind Kazakhstan. Things are bad now and they're only going to get worse. Unless, of course, you sit down, shut the f*ck up, and listen to what D. L. Hughley has to say. I Want You to Shut the F*ck Up is a slap to the political senses, a much needed ass-kicking of the American sense of entitlement. In these pages, D. L. Hughley calls it like he sees it, offering his hilarious yet insightful thoughts on: • Our supposedly post-racial society • The similarities between America the superpower and the drunk idiot at the bar • Why apologizing is not the answer to controversy, especially when you meant what you said • Why civil rights leaders are largely to blame for black people not being represented on television • And more!

Calm the Fuck Down and Cheer the Fuck Up: Art Therapy for Anxiety and Depression

Author : Margaret MacLean
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1365424510
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (654 download)

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Download or read book Calm the Fuck Down and Cheer the Fuck Up: Art Therapy for Anxiety and Depression written by Margaret MacLean and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-09-26 with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A graphic memoir about living with anxiety and depression and how art can be a therapeutic form of self-care.

Stfu—Start the F Up

Author : Rajive Dhavan
Publisher : Partridge Publishing
ISBN 13 : 148285645X
Total Pages : 94 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (828 download)

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Download or read book Stfu—Start the F Up written by Rajive Dhavan and published by Partridge Publishing. This book was released on 2015-09-14 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The start-up culture in the world has grown by leaps and bounds in the last few years. The ecosystem is bustling with ideas, pitches, funding, and more. Start-ups have suddenly become a rage all over. Serial entrepreneur and author Rajive Dhavan is among those risk-takers who entered the start-up world at the age of 22, with as little as Rs. 40,000. All he had was an idea that he believed in. During his journey, he challenged the status quo, witnessed success, embraced failure and showcased exponential growth. Incidentally, Dhavan has founded three separate companies so far. In STFUStart The F Up, he shares some basic ideologies he developed through the initial phase as an entrepreneur. Dhavan has drawn his perspective from the fundamentals of business and management, self-belief, and real-world experiences and failures. Geared toward present and future leaders of start-ups and small and medium-sized companies, he offers a new way of looking at things with an honest, unusual and a broader perspectivea perspective that has lived deep inside you but hasnt come to the surface. STFUStart The F Up focuses on inspiring you to look for solutions yourself. It is about empowering you to make the right decision. And to do that, youll need to depend heavily on that one person wholl always come to your rescueyou. Yes. Nothing helps you like you.

Shut The F*ck Up and LOVE

Author : Raxiel Liz
Publisher : Raxiel Liz
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Shut The F*ck Up and LOVE written by Raxiel Liz and published by Raxiel Liz. This book was released on 2020-07-29 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We as individuals want to succeed and achieve our goals on an immense level. It's in our DNA to be creative and evolve. Unfortunately you know what else can be in our DNA? Self doubt, procrastination, guilt, stubbornness, asshole-ness, bitchiness, fakeness, fear and the list goes on! We are not immortal, the Unicorns run this sh*t! We are on borrowed time! Learn to live today and stop holding on to bullsh*t! Be fearless and let it go! SHUT THE F*CK UP and LOVE!

You Can't F*ck Up Your Kids

Author : Lindsay Powers
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982110155
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book You Can't F*ck Up Your Kids written by Lindsay Powers and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cribsheet meets The Sh!t No One Tells You in this no-holds-barred, judgment-free parenting guide that sets the record straight on every hot-button parenting topic by longtime journalist and founder of the viral #NoShameParenting movement. What if you could do more for your kids, by doing a whole lot less? Parenting today has become a competitive sport, and it seems that everyone is losing. From the very moment that little line turns blue, parents-to-be find themselves in a brave new world where every decision they make is fraught, every action they take is judged, and everything they do seems to be the wrong thing. Formula feed? Breast is best. Breastfeed in public? That’s indecent. Cry it out? You’re causing permanent harm to your child. Don’t sleep train? Your child will never learn to sleep on his or her own. Stay home? You’re setting a bad example for your kids. Go back to work? Don’t you love your kids more than your job? Lindsay Powers—former editor-in-chief of Yahoo! Parenting, creator of the #NoShameParenting movement, and mom of two—is here to help parents everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief. This laugh-out-loud funny, accessible, and reassuring book sets the record straight on all of the insane conflicts that parents face—from having a glass of wine while pregnant to sleep training, childcare, feeding, and even sex after baby. Drawing on the latest research and delivered in a relatable, comforting voice, You Can’t F*ck Up Your Kids demonstrates that it is possible to take the stress out of parenting and sit back and enjoy the ride.

Foreverland

Author : Heather Havrilesky
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062984497
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (629 download)

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Download or read book Foreverland written by Heather Havrilesky and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Recommended Read from: Good Morning America • Good Housekeeping • Esquire • Shondaland • Atlanta Journal-Constitution • The Week • Lit Hub • Publishers Weekly An illuminating, poignant, and savagely funny examination of modern marriage from Ask Polly advice columnist Heather Havrilesky If falling in love is the peak of human experience, then marriage is the slow descent down that mountain, on a trail built from conflict, compromise, and nagging doubts. Considering the limited economic advantages to marriage, the deluge of other mate options a swipe away, and the fact that almost half of all marriages in the United States end in divorce anyway, why do so many of us still chain ourselves to one human being for life? In Foreverland, Heather Havrilesky illustrates the delights, aggravations, and sublime calamities of her marriage over the span of fifteen years, charting an unpredictable course from meeting her one true love to slowly learning just how much energy is required to keep that love aflame. This refreshingly honest portrait of a marriage reveals that our relationships are not simply “happy” or “unhappy,” but something much murkier—at once unsavory, taxing, and deeply satisfying. With tales of fumbled proposals, harrowing suburban migrations, external temptations, and the bewildering insults of growing older, Foreverland is a work of rare candor and insight. Havrilesky traces a path from daydreaming about forever for the first time to understanding what a tedious, glorious drag forever can be.

More Confessions of a Forty-Something F**k Up

Author : Alexandra Potter
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 152909884X
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (29 download)

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Download or read book More Confessions of a Forty-Something F**k Up written by Alexandra Potter and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2023-08-17 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More Confessions of a Forty-Something F##k Up: the laugh-out-loud sequel to the hilarious, WTF AM I DOING NOW?! runaway bestseller! 'The new Bridget Jones for our times' - Celia Walden, The Telegraph 'The story of Nell Stevens’ struggle through her imperfect, messy life doesn’t just make brilliant fiction, it’s turning into a cultural revolution!' - Matt Cain, author of The Madonna of Bolton There is no magical land you finally arrive at where everything is figured out, fixed and sorted. Life, like us, is a sum of moving parts, and if we’re lucky, we get to keep f**king up, figuring it out and laughing in the face of it all. Nell’s back. Her life still isn’t going to plan. And she’s still asking the big questions and getting none of the answers. Like, for example: 1. Why is falling in love so easy, but staying in love so hard? 2. What do you do when your friendships are put to the ultimate test? 3. Can we ever really live in the moment and leave the past behind? 4. When everything goes tits up, do you fall apart or jump on a plane to LA with Cricket (an eighty-something widow and your BFF)? 5. And when all else fails, will celebrity-scented candles, smashed avocados and Instagram filters save us?* In this hilarious, un-put-downable follow-up to the bestselling Confessions of a Forty-Something F##k Up, now the basis for the major TV series, Not Dead Yet, there are laugh-out-loud lessons to be learned, truths to be told, adventures to go on and joys to discover. But first, Nell has some more confessions . . . *#onlyjoking #sortof #LOL Praise for Alexandra Potter: 'Say hello to a book that will have you laughing with every page, whether you're 20, 40 or 80' - Heat 'Brilliant! Laughing out loud' - Emma Gannon, author of Olive 'Funny but layered, light-hearted but surprisingly deep, this is a perfect and inspiring new year read' - Red

Grow the F*ck Up

Author : Sarah Knight
Publisher : Voracious
ISBN 13 : 0316473332
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (164 download)

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Download or read book Grow the F*ck Up written by Sarah Knight and published by Voracious. This book was released on 2023-04-04 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A no-bullsh*t bible for the modern adult—the newest “No F*cks Given Guide” in the New York Times bestselling self-help series Whether you’re freshly of-age or you’ve been at this adulting gig for a while and haven’t quite gotten the hang of it, this collection of practical, no-nonsense advice from New York Times bestselling author Sarah Knight will help you achieve your ideal grown-up form—and reap the rewards. Putting her sweary, hilarious twist on classic parental decrees like “Stop whining” and “Go clean up that mess!,” Sarah teaches you essential life skills—like effectively communicating your needs and taking accountability for your actions—and then how to use those skills to turn grown-up responsibilities into daily opportunities for increased happiness, satisfaction, and success. Packed with tips, strategies, and hundreds of real-life examples of adulting wisely and well, Grow the F*ck Up is the perfect read for anyone—at any age—looking to become more independent, resourceful, and self-sufficient, and have lots of fun along the way.

Battling Monsters and Other F'd Up Dates

Author : Kel Carpenter
Publisher : Kel Carpenter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Battling Monsters and Other F'd Up Dates written by Kel Carpenter and published by Kel Carpenter. This book was released on 2020-04-10 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when I think things are finally starting to calm down, I come face-to-face with my long-lost twin. Turns out, being death’s daughter is a whole lot more than just kicking ass and taking names. There are things like rules...and responsibilities. Oh yeah, and let’s not forget the monster that’s killed me in all my past lives. That’s a thing, too. There’s also this teensy little problem with the tensions between council members turning deadly. Their toxic vibes are getting to people and it’s only a matter of time until someone does something crazy. Now I gotta figure out what my twin wants, learn about my super badass death powers, kill a monster, and stop a war. Wish someone would have prepared me for battling monsters and a veritable witch hunt, but apparently that’s too much to ask. This is the last book in the Reapers of the Grimm Brotherhood series. This series must be read in order.

The Railroad Trainman

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 914 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Railroad Trainman written by and published by . This book was released on 1926 with total page 914 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: