The Aging of an Old Fart

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Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1644920921
Total Pages : 267 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (449 download)

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Book Synopsis The Aging of an Old Fart by : Randal Lee Gritzner

Download or read book The Aging of an Old Fart written by Randal Lee Gritzner and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-05-24 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are many ways for a young boy to grow into a man. Randal Gritzner took his own unique path. His personality and character were influenced by many people. Many of those people offered good Christian influence, and some offered influence of less positive nature. Randal's parents were strong Christians with exceptional work ethic. Having all four strong Christian grandparents living within one mile offered additional foundation. Randal entered the US Navy with strong convictions that he would never drink alcoholic beverages. He did not live up to those convictions. He became a pot-smoking, beer-drinking man very much the opposite of his intentions. Individuals do come to mind who offered such influence, but Randal made those decisions himself. Nobody else is to blame, but Randal himself. Part of becoming a teacher is learning how to learn. There are many ways to learn, and most universities that offer bachelor degrees in education spend huge amounts of time discussing learning styles. Some people are auditory learners, some are visual learners, and some are tactile-kinesthetic learners. Randal understands and uses all three methods but frequently chose to learn by making mistakes, feeling the pain, and deciding not to feel that pain again. Fortunately for him, he didn't get caught in some of his worst mistakes. That would have changed his life so dramatically that he would have never gotten a job in a room full of teenagers or been loved by the "love of his life." How different would his life be had he never been allowed to teach? How different would his life be had Elvia never taken a second look at him in 1983? She was not looking for an immoral man lacking in integrity. Elvia is a strong Texas woman who doesn't need a man. She has proven to Randal that life with the right person can be incredibly richer than life alone!

Old Farts Are Forever

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Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740798499
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Book Synopsis Old Farts Are Forever by : Lee Lorenz

Download or read book Old Farts Are Forever written by Lee Lorenz and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-04-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever. Lee's colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes, and spouses who'd rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C'est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz's world. Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist's first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won't be disappointed. "I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America's favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along." --Lee Lorenz

An Old Farts Survival Guide

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781729813553
Total Pages : 552 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (135 download)

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Book Synopsis An Old Farts Survival Guide by : Ron Foster

Download or read book An Old Farts Survival Guide written by Ron Foster and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-11-21 with total page 552 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Survival tips written for (and by) "Old Farts" I decided to write down a bunch of timely woodlore tricks and preparedness advisement so they can be shared and remembered once more. Knowledge I have gained from a lifetime of prepping and preparing for disasters and how to live easier through hard times are explained within this book. I bet all of us aging seniors who are of the prepper mindset or of a survivalist bent, as well as many younger folks less knowledgeable, want to know about the same things we do regarding eating well and dying easier after a mega disaster. That is survival knowledge that we will need to know and rely on should the electrical grid ever go down and stay down. Considering just how unreliable all this newfangled technology can be and the fact that new threats are always appearing on the horizon, it is not a far stretch to say our dependency on technology is putting our very survival or daily existence in jeopardy. We need to try to get back to our old school mindsets now and learn more about the woods or country living that some of us may have forgotten about, or some of us never learned growing up to begin with. Whether or not you are just learning basic preparedness for the first time or remembering many an old camping trip or military deployment, there is plenty to learn here. The contents of this book will teach you long term survival and food procurement with and without, using anything but the cheapest gear best suited for the task. Even if you are on a strict fixed income and have a few minor physical disabilities' I have a plan for you and one that won't cost much at all to sustain you for a year or more. This book will teach you some awesome things like how to catch a fish with a twig, use nothing but a pencil sharpener to light a fire in wet woods and make a fish hook or animal trap, heat your house with the sun and a sewage line, open a can of food on the curb without a can opener, heat your house with a garbage bag, light a fire with a rain drop, defend yourself against a wild dog attack, spend a dollar on a tool that can feed you the rest of your life or spend a hundred dollars on a piece of gear that could feed you and your family for a year using common easy applicable food procurement skills in any suburban backyard or forested wood lot. You will learn the skills that some of us old timers who are still kicking around will use for surviving long term and would like to be taught to the next generation. Things that are good to know, like how to take a cardboard box, a baking bag, a piece of string and catch your own dinner, cook it and boil and purify water using those three items. This book will teach you more than a few things you might not know yet, but you should for old fart survival purposes! Let us try to outlive and out think them young heathens or at least hang around long enough to teach them a better way to survive themselves!

Old MacDonald Heard a Fart

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Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008242794
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (427 download)

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Book Synopsis Old MacDonald Heard a Fart by : Derek Landy

Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.

A Song Only I Can Hear

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1534442537
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (344 download)

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Book Synopsis A Song Only I Can Hear by : Barry Jonsberg

Download or read book A Song Only I Can Hear written by Barry Jonsberg and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "First published in Australia in 2018 by Allen & Unwin"--Copyright page.

The Oppens Remembered

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Publisher : UNM Press
ISBN 13 : 0826356249
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (263 download)

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Book Synopsis The Oppens Remembered by : Rachel Blau DuPlessis

Download or read book The Oppens Remembered written by Rachel Blau DuPlessis and published by UNM Press. This book was released on 2015-12-15 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poet George Oppen (1908–1984) and artist and writer Mary Oppen (1908–1990) were striking, exemplary, and somewhat mysterious cultural figures of the last decades of the twentieth century. To a younger group of artists, George Oppen functioned as a mentor, an irritant, and a supporter. Together, because of their intense and unique union, the Oppens provided a model of the companionate artistic life. In this book the poets, editors, writers, composers, and teachers who knew the couple consider their encounters and relationships with George and Mary Oppen. Set at a politically crucial time in US history, from the Cold War through the Vietnam War and the women’s movement, the essays show how people tried to integrate art and politics in the spirit of the Oppens’ own debates and choices.

A Body To Die For

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Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0758255934
Total Pages : 469 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (582 download)

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Book Synopsis A Body To Die For by : G. A. McKevett

Download or read book A Body To Die For written by G. A. McKevett and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 469 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A plus-sized private detective investigates a diet guru accused of making her husband eat lead in this cozy mystery by the author of Poisoned Tarts. Weight loss diva Clarissa Jardin became a household name after she transformed herself from flabby to fit with an exercise program she designed. Raking in millions of dollars, Clarissa has the whole world in the palm of her hand—that is, until her husband, Bill, is found mysteriously shot to death. Detective Dirk Coulter calls PI Savannah Reid to the crime scene, and it isn't long before Clarissa’s squeaky-clean image starts to unravel. With the whole world watching this celebrity whodunit, Savannah must crack the case fast—before another victim gets their just desserts . . . Praise for A Body to Die For: “Lively. . . . McKevett . . .delivers another amusing tart-tongued cozy that goes down like a yummy guilt-free dessert.” —Publishers Weekly “As usual, her tongue is the muscle that gets the most exercise as lively Savannah sets one and all straight.” —Kirkus Reviews

Venting, Somebody Had to Say It

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Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0557454220
Total Pages : 286 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (574 download)

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Book Synopsis Venting, Somebody Had to Say It by : Harry Webster

Download or read book Venting, Somebody Had to Say It written by Harry Webster and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010-06-23 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are a Tea Party Supporter, a Baby Boomer, or a Grass Root Independent, you will find Venting, amusing, and thought provoking. Venting is a book of over two hundred and fifty short topics about real life observations. Topics such as; American haters, Bailouts, Celebrity rehab, Common sense, Christmas attacks, Death penalty, Fear, Immigration, Old farts, Rednecks, Sanctuary cities, Stupid lawsuits, Stop or I’ll shoot, Tasers, and Obama overload. Venting was written by someone, perhaps like you, who doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry about today’s society. This book is for the average American who loves their family, loves their country and questions the path our society is on. Some topics will make you laugh, smile, and think. Some topics will make you shake your head. Some actually make common sense. All in all, an enjoyable read. Be careful, for this book could start you Venting!!!!!

Release Your Inner Old Fart

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Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN 13 : 1843179946
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (431 download)

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Book Synopsis Release Your Inner Old Fart by : Mark Leigh

Download or read book Release Your Inner Old Fart written by Mark Leigh and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-08-24 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilariously cynical and gloom-laden, this book contains diatribes, rants, anecdotes and advice for Old Farts everywhere.

Remembering the Music, Forgetting the Words

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Publisher : Beacon Press
ISBN 13 : 080700331X
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (7 download)

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Book Synopsis Remembering the Music, Forgetting the Words by : Kate Whouley

Download or read book Remembering the Music, Forgetting the Words written by Kate Whouley and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2012-09-25 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A chronicle of the profound, life-changing, and laugh-out-loud funny moments in the journey of an Alzheimer’s caregiver Kate Whouley is a smart, single woman who faces life head-on. Her mother, Anne, is a strong-minded accidental feminist with a weakness for unreliable men. Their complicated relationship isn’t simplified when Anne exhibits symptoms of organic memory loss. As Kate becomes her mother’s advocate and protector, she will discover that the demon we call Alzheimer’s is also an unlikely teacher—and healer. For anyone who has faced and fought the decline of a parent or loved one, this book will touch your heart, make you smile, and, quite possibly, change the way you think about love, life, and loss.

Do, Lord, Remember Me

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Publisher : LSU Press
ISBN 13 : 9780807119280
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (192 download)

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Book Synopsis Do, Lord, Remember Me by : George Garrett

Download or read book Do, Lord, Remember Me written by George Garrett and published by LSU Press. This book was released on 1994 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reverend Joshua Smith, facing his imminent death, reexamines his faith and the accomplishments of his life.

Blood, Guts, and Glory

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Publisher : Pinnacle Books
ISBN 13 : 0786047895
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (86 download)

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Book Synopsis Blood, Guts, and Glory by : William W. Johnstone

Download or read book Blood, Guts, and Glory written by William W. Johnstone and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the greatest characters in Western fiction. Two of the wildest tales of frontier vengeance from William Johnstone’s classic bestselling saga. This is how Smoke Jensen became a legend. REVENGE OF THE MOUNTAIN MAN They came in the dead of night like a pack of wolves. They invaded Smoke Jensen’s ranch. They destroyed Smoke Jensen’s dream. Then they finished the job by putting three bullets in Smoke Jensen’s wife. By the time Smoke arrived on the scene, it was too late to save her. Now he lives for revenge. Ruthless, righteous, merciless revenge. . . . VENGEANCE OF THE MOUNTAIN MAN With his darkest days behind him, Smoke Jensen hopes to return to a normal life. Unfortunately, he can’t escape his past. A vicious young gunfighter named Sundance holds an all-consuming grudge against the mountain man. He’s got backup from Mexico, bullets to spare, and bloodlust in his eyes. Tonight, the past is coming for Smoke Jensen. With a vengeance. . . . Live Free. Read Hard.

The Polyandrist Murders

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595522548
Total Pages : 406 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (955 download)

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Book Synopsis The Polyandrist Murders by : Jack Collins

Download or read book The Polyandrist Murders written by Jack Collins and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-06 with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cherri Mason has three wealthy husbands and high end antique shops in London, New York and Los Angeles. She is a woman of action, not words. Lately, her husbands and those little shops have become a bit of a strain. Maybe, it's time to take the money and run. The only way to do that is to kill her husbands and sell the antique shops. The trick is to get away with it. Does she? Well, yes and no. She has some wild times along the way with some unusual friends. Some of those friends aren't what they seem.

World Shaper

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1532070748
Total Pages : 185 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (32 download)

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Book Synopsis World Shaper by : Theodore Krulik

Download or read book World Shaper written by Theodore Krulik and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2019-03-13 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alex Brocton is an award-winning science fiction author. Where does he get his ideas? From everyone—everyone he comes in contact with. Alex is a mind reader who sees those imaginings that all of us think about as we scurry through our day. He sees our fantasies, our aspirations, our daydreams. Life is good for a twenty-eight-year-old unmarried writer. Just one problem. Someone has been watching him for years. Someone who knows Alex is able to read minds. What does he want? When Alex is the victim of a mugging, he is rescued by the mysterious stranger who knows Alex’s secret. The stranger calls himself Mr. Quiver, but Alex remains at a loss about this mystery man’s motives. Alex engages Larry Coates, a childhood friend who has become a lawyer, to help him find Mr. Quiver. The search takes a deadly turn when a crazed fan attacks Alex at a science fiction convention. Alex nearly dies but is revived in the hospital. The fan is found murdered in his hotel room. Now a homicide case, Alex and Larry Coates put a plan into motion to capture Mr. Quiver and bring him to justice. Through a twisting and complex series of events, Alex learns the shocking truth about Mr. Quiver. Mr. Quiver is closer than Alex ever thought. Much closer.

Memories of You

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Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1426896646
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (268 download)

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Book Synopsis Memories of You by : Bobbie Cole

Download or read book Memories of You written by Bobbie Cole and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2013-07-15 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cold case detective Charlie Vargas is searching for a killer—but what she really needs to know is what happened to her lover, who vanished several months ago. When the phone rings and she hears Seth's voice, she's skeptical. He tells her his name is Mason Aldridge, and the only thing he remembers after his accident is the number he called...hers. Mason looks nothing like her former lover, but there's something about his mannerisms, if not his face, that draws Charlie in. As they begin to piece together what few clues and skimpy details they have, Charlie and the man she believes is Seth slowly discover a mutual passion. With the Feds following at a distance and someone trying to kill them, will they live long enough to find out his true identity? 56,300 words

Desperate in Dubai

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Publisher : Random House India
ISBN 13 : 8184002319
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (84 download)

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Book Synopsis Desperate in Dubai by : Ameera Al Hakawati

Download or read book Desperate in Dubai written by Ameera Al Hakawati and published by Random House India. This book was released on 2011-11-20 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oozing with men, money, and Maseratis, Dubai is the ultimate playground for the woman who knows her Louboutins from her Louis Vuittons. But for some, there’s a lot more at stake than a Hermes Birkin. Leila has been in search of a wealthy husband for over a decade. Nadia moves to Dubai to support her husband’s career, only to have her sacrifices thrown in her face. Sugar escapes the UK in an attempt to escape her past. Lady Luxe, the rebellious Emirati heiress, scoffs at everything her culture holds sacred. Until the day her double life starts unravelling at the seams. Set against a backdrop of luxury hotels and manmade islands, Desperate in Dubai tells the tale of four desperate women as they struggle to find truth, love, and themselves.

An Anthology in Memory of Herbert George Wells and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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Publisher : XinXii
ISBN 13 : 3969313066
Total Pages : 761 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (693 download)

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Book Synopsis An Anthology in Memory of Herbert George Wells and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle by : Ellen Elizabeth Dudley

Download or read book An Anthology in Memory of Herbert George Wells and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle written by Ellen Elizabeth Dudley and published by XinXii. This book was released on 2021-02-20 with total page 761 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excerpt...The Time Traveller Dear Melanie. I hope my parting was met with the sorrow I deserved, and that my wishes were fulfilled. Do you remember the time we went for a ride on a dog sleigh while your mother was giving birth to your brother Michael. Do you remember seeing the big white bear on the ice flow? You are probably aware that polar bears have been extinct since the year 2053 and the ice at both poles has long since disappeared. You were eleven and changing into a woman; I thought to tell you then, but I decided it best to wait a while longer. Mrs Mirren, or Marjory, will have mentioned my long periods of seclusion in the attic. I wish you to go there now. You will find the key in the right-hand drawer of my desk....... .....You see my dear; you are now in possession of a time machine. WHATEVER YOU DO, ALWAYS RETURN ONE NANO-SECOND AFTER YOU DEPARTED, AND NEVER BEFORE, AS THIS WILL CAUSE AN IRREVERSABLE ANOMALY. If the instructions are not clear, read them through once more. Please ensure that this device does not leave your possession. If such an occasion should arise, do your utmost to destroy the device, preferably by fire. And, remember this, you have no moral right to change the future, for things don’t always turn out the way you plan them. Go visit the future, say hello to yourself, it won’t be a shock to you as you know of it beforehand. Goodbye, Henry Jones.