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Author : Arthur Wentworth Hamilton Eaton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)
Download or read book Funny Epitaphs written by Arthur Wentworth Hamilton Eaton and published by . This book was released on 1900 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Allen Foster
Publisher : Gill & Macmillan Ltd
ISBN 13 : 0717151530
Total Pages : 171 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (171 download)
Download or read book Dead Funny – The Little Book of Irish Grave Humour written by Allen Foster and published by Gill & Macmillan Ltd. This book was released on 2010-11-05 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Allen Foster lives in on a farm in Enfield, Co Meath. When not tending to his cattle or walking his beloved dogs he finds the time to be a freelance journalist and researcher. He is the author of eight other books, including Foster’s Irish Oddities, Foster’s Even Odder Irish Oddities and Around the World with Citizen Train: The Sensational Adventures of the Real Phileas Fogg.
Author : Linda Broday
Publisher : Leisure Books
ISBN 13 : 9780843951875
Total Pages : 358 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (518 download)
Download or read book The Cowboy who Came Calling written by Linda Broday and published by Leisure Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Glory Day accidentally shoots an interfering stranger who gets in between her and the outlaw she plans to bring in for the reward money, she realizes Luke McClain is no ordinary cowboy. Turns out she's collared the man of her dreams. Original.
Author : Thomas Clifford Mann
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781566190497
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (94 download)
Download or read book Over Their Dead Bodies written by Thomas Clifford Mann and published by . This book was released on 1993 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : William Andrews
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 278 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (9 download)
Download or read book Curious Epitaphs written by William Andrews and published by . This book was released on 1899 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : J. Patrick Lewis
Publisher : Charlesbridge
ISBN 13 : 160734453X
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (73 download)
Download or read book Last Laughs written by J. Patrick Lewis and published by Charlesbridge. This book was released on 2012-07-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers morbidly-humorous, pun-filled, illustrated epitaphs for animals that poetically describe how they met their ends.
Author : Emily Dickinson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 117 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (762 download)
Download or read book He Kindly Stopped for Me written by Emily Dickinson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-05 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ciara M. Windom, the author of Dark Honey: Poetry you can sip tea with, has brought you one of the most daunting, theatrical plays this generation has ever seen. From a young age, the author's love for artistic expression was present but over time grew, and became one of her many passions. Ciara Windom currently resides in Los Angeles, CA with her loving and supportive husband.He Kindly Stopped For Me is a dramatic play set in a realistic world, with absurdity sprinkled throughout. What's the worst that could happen in one year? Plenty for this family, as they go through obstacles that could be the turning point of their lives. Take a peak and see, in He Kindly Stopped For Me.
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Publisher : JHU Press
ISBN 13 : 1421408058
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (214 download)
Download or read book Cut These Words into My Stone written by and published by JHU Press. This book was released on 2013-01-31 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lively ancient epitaphs in this bilingual collection fit together like small mosaic tiles, forming a vivid portrait of Greek society. Cut These Words into My Stone offers evidence that ancient Greek life was not only celebrated in great heroic epics, but was also commemorated in hundreds of artfully composed verse epitaphs. They have been preserved in anthologies and gleaned from weathered headstones. Three-year-old Archianax, playing near a well, Was drawn down by his own silent reflection. His mother, afraid he had no breath left, Hauled him back up wringing wet. He had a little. He didn't taint the nymphs' deep home. He dozed off in her lap. He's sleeping still. These words, translated from the original Greek by poet and filmmaker Michael Wolfe, mark the passing of a child who died roughly 2,000 years ago. Ancient Greek epitaphs honor the lives, and often describe the deaths, of a rich cross section of Greek society, including people of all ages and classes— paupers, fishermen, tyrants, virgins, drunks, foot soldiers, generals—and some non-people—horses, dolphins, and insects. With brief commentary and notes, this bilingual collection of 127 short, witty, and often tender epigrams spans 1,000 years of the written word. Cut These Words into My Stone provides an engaging introduction to this corner of classical literature that continues to speak eloquently in our time.
Author : Linda Broday
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1492602884
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (926 download)
Download or read book Forever His Texas Bride written by Linda Broday and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Linda Broday's books always take me back to a west that feels true. Her love stories run deep with emotion. A delightful read." —Jodi Thomas, New York Times bestselling author of Promise Me Texas on Texas Mail Order Bride "There's this thing between us that refuses to die. I'd like nothing better than to be able to..." His words faded. He'd give anything to change people's views about his race...to be able to make her his wife. But the world wasn't that simple. Not for people like them. All his life, Brett Liberty has straddled two worlds: white and Iroquois. The only place he's truly at peace is with his wild mustangs. But after he's arrested for the color of his skin, he discovers Rayna Harper in the cell next to him. Rough and tumble Rayna has known little kindness, but Brett sees the depth of her heart hidden beneath layers of hurt and fear, and he refuses to leave without her. Fierce and loyal, kind and strong, Rayna is everything Brett has ever wanted. But the world doesn't look kindly on a love like theirs, and he would rather let her go than bring her pain. Yet when the demons of his past threaten her future, Brett realizes he will do anything to keep Rayna safe...and make her his. Bachelors of Battle Creek series: Texas Mail Order Bride (Book 1) Twice a Texas Bride (Book 2) Forever His Texas Bride (Book 3)
Author : Laurie Kilmartin
Publisher : Rodale
ISBN 13 : 1635650003
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (356 download)
Download or read book Dead People Suck written by Laurie Kilmartin and published by Rodale. This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide to coping with death and dying from Emmy-nominated writer and New York Times bestselling co-author of Sh*tty Mom Laurie Kilmartin. Death is not for the faint of heart, and sometimes the best way to cope is through humor. No one knows this better than comedian Laurie Kilmartin. She made headlines by live-tweeting her father’s time in hospice and her grieving process after he passed, and channeled her experience into a comedy special, 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad. Dead People Suck is her hilarious guide to surviving (sometimes) death, dying, and grief without losing your mind. If you are old and about to die, sick and about to die, or with a loved one who is about to pass away or who has passed away, there’s something for you. With chapters like “Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn,” “If Cancer was an STD, It Would Be Cured By Now,” and “Unsubscribing Your Dead Parent from Tea Party Emails,” Laurie Kilmartin guides you through some of life’s most complicated moments with equal parts heart and sarcasm.
Author : J. Patrick Lewis
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 0763618373
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (636 download)
Download or read book Once Upon A Tomb written by J. Patrick Lewis and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2006-07-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Clever puns and elaborately detailed, surreal artwork illuminate a collection of comically grim verses that can’t help but tickle the funny bone. Reader, if I had more time I’d say au revoir in rhyme, Sayonara, ciao in verse — But I have to catch a hearse. Peek inside Once Upon a Tomb and find twenty-two poems, each of which tells, in hilarious verse, the story of an untimely demise — from a school principal to a bully, a food critic to a cafeteria lady, an underwear salesman to a soccer player. Complemented by Simon Bartram’s deadpan illustrations, J. Patrick Lewis’s cryptic tour of headstones and epitaphs is silly, spooky — and far from grave.
Author : Thomas L. Masson
Publisher : BoD – Books on Demand
ISBN 13 : 3387051239
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (87 download)
Download or read book Masterpieces of American Wit and Humor written by Thomas L. Masson and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2023-09-15 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reproduction of the original. The publishing house Megali specialises in reproducing historical works in large print to make reading easier for people with impaired vision.
Author : Kathleen E. Miller
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402729690
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (296 download)
Download or read book Last Laughs written by Kathleen E. Miller and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2006 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh in the face of death! That’s what this bold, brash, and often irreverent collection of epitaphs encourages readers to do. It offers more than just the deceased’s name and dates of birth and death, plus a touching phrase in memorial. Instead, every fascinating quote presents an unexpectedly cheeky perspective on the tragic, like this one from Uniontown, New Jersey: "Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake.” Some come from the gravestones of the famous: Bette Davis’s proudly notes that "she did it the hard way.” Each thought-provoking line makes an indelible contribution to our folklore.
Author : Lynette Strangstad
Publisher : Rowman Altamira
ISBN 13 : 9780761991304
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (913 download)
Download or read book A Graveyard Preservation Primer written by Lynette Strangstad and published by Rowman Altamira. This book was released on 1995 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes assessing the problem, collecting data, cleaning and maintaining the site, and caring for gravestones.
Author : Ronald Reagan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743271114
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)
Download or read book Speaking My Mind written by Ronald Reagan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.
Author : Richard Lederer
Publisher : Marion Street Press
ISBN 13 : 9781936863136
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (631 download)
Download or read book Lederer on Language written by Richard Lederer and published by Marion Street Press. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Confessions of a verbivore--A celebration of English. Our abounding English language; Doing a number on English ; A guide to Britspeak, A to Zed --This American language. A declaration of language independence ; Talking turkey ; All-American dialects ; Slang as it is slung ; A circus of words ; Words from oure presidents ; Stamp out fadspeak! ; Like, what's happening to our language? -- The glamour of grammar. Conan the grammarian ; Laying down the law--without lying down on the job; Sex and the singular pronoun ; An open letter to Ann Landers--Spellbound. Under a spell ; I before E, except?..;Fairly familiar phrases--Getting the word out. Writing is ... ; How I write; Plane talk; Radio days; English with a Russian dressing--The collide-o-scope of language. How wise is proverbial wisdom? ; Words that never stray ; Heads without tails ; Our uppity English language ; On palindromes ; The long and the short of English--The romance of words. Toothsome etymologies ; Haunted words ; My kids the poker players ; On paradox ; A primer of political words; The true meaning of Christmas ; Literature lives!--It's a punderful life. Jest for the pun of it ; Pun your way to success ; Nothing works for me ; A bilingual pun is twice the fun ; My favorite monsters.
Author : Neil Gaiman
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060530944
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (65 download)
Download or read book The Graveyard Book written by Neil Gaiman and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-09-28 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It takes a graveyard to raise a child. Nobody Owens, known as Bod, is a normal boy. He would be completely normal if he didn't live in a graveyard, being raised by ghosts, with a guardian who belongs to neither the world of the living nor the dead. There are adventures in the graveyard for a boy—an ancient Indigo Man, a gateway to the abandoned city of ghouls, the strange and terrible Sleer. But if Bod leaves the graveyard, he will be in danger from the man Jack—who has already killed Bod's family.
