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Download or read book You're the Shit written by Jen Meyers and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-13 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color like the badass you are. Coloring is relaxing, easy, and fun. But do you know what's even better? A sassy coloring book that boosts your self-esteem while you color. Inside this beautiful book you'll find 21 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to color and enjoy. Handpicked for their beauty and ranging from simple to intricate, most of the drawings include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got this" to the cheekily profane "You are a metric shit ton of awesome." So grab some pencils or markers, find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, and get ready to raise your spirits while you release your inner sass in full-color splendor.
Book Synopsis Pooping Animals by : Honey Badger Coloring
Download or read book Pooping Animals written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs
Download or read book Shit Happens written by James Alexander and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-11-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!
Book Synopsis Let Your Shit Go by : Swear Word Coloring Geeks
Download or read book Let Your Shit Go written by Swear Word Coloring Geeks and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-27 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not Another Shitty Adult Coloring Book? This curse word adult coloring book is filled with filthy words and phrases -- but with a twist. These illustrations are some of the most intricate and detailed drawings that you will find. Stop holding in your crap and LET YOUR SHIT GO! This book includes: - 40 very detailed illustrations that will keep you busy till you let your shit go - Filthy swear words that will make your grandmother weep Curse Words Included: - Dickweed - Shitfaced - Slutface - Bastard - Hoebag - Shitbrains - Fuckin' Jerkoff - Donkey Humper - Fuckboy - And many more!
Book Synopsis Fuck Off, I'm Coloring by : Dare You Stamp Co.
Download or read book Fuck Off, I'm Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Book Synopsis Maybe Swearing Will Help by : C. J. Nye.
Download or read book Maybe Swearing Will Help written by C. J. Nye. and published by . This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maybe Swearing Will Help is an adult coloring book filled with 20 images of amusing cuss words for you to color. Life has its ups and downs, hopefully this book will bring you some distraction from the mundane. Everybody needs a good laugh! I hope you enjoy your new book.
Book Synopsis Cursed Pirate Girl by : Jeremy Bastian
Download or read book Cursed Pirate Girl written by Jeremy Bastian and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects the first three issues with an all-new epilogue.
Book Synopsis Draw Your Own Damn Coloring Book by : Jeanette Nyberg
Download or read book Draw Your Own Damn Coloring Book written by Jeanette Nyberg and published by . This book was released on 2017-12-04 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coloring books are incredibly fun and creative tools for relaxation, but sometimes you want a bit more of a challenge. With Draw Your Own Damn Coloring Book, artist and blogger Jeanette Nyberg gives you easy step-by-step directions to make your own wildly creative coloring pages. With each project, you will tap into the massively relaxing benefits that doodling and coloring offer, while also tapping into your own creative genius. Each project includes ideas for how to switch up the directions to discover different paths to take your drawings. Print out your drawings to share with friends, host drawing parties, sell your designs on cards, or just enjoy all the creating. What will you draw?
Download or read book I Don't Give a Shit written by and published by Green Cow Coloring. This book was released on 2017-01-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?
Download or read book Cheer the F*ck Up written by Sasha O'Hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
Download or read book Poop written by Val Brains and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-13 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a beautiful and glorious world in which poop, coloring books and repeat patterns come together... Oh wait, that world already exists and you can be in it... but only if you order this book! FAQ: Q: Do I have to color all the turds in shades of brown? A: Nope. Use your imagination :) Q: Why does each design show up in the book twice? A: Great question, friends. Each design is printed twice so that: 1. You get a second chance at coloring each poo. No need to worry about mess-ups or feeling like you have to get it right the first time. (There's always a #2.) 2. You don't have to fight with your romantic partner about who gets to color which turd--you can each have your very own chance at each one. 3. You can keep a design for you (and put it proudly on your fridge) and share the same design with a friend. 4. You can have a "who colored it best?" contest. The possibilities are endless :) Each turd comes on its own page so you can tear it out and give it to a friend, display it on the fridge in your own home. If you fold along the dotted lines you can even create a little envelope and mail your beautiful design to the poop enthusiast of your choice. Hooray!
Download or read book Color Your Own Deadpool written by and published by Marvel. This book was released on 2016-01-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's black and white and red all over? The Deadpool Coloring Book when you've fi nished with it! Say goodbye to your scarlet pens and crimson pencils as you bring to life page after page of pinups featuring the claret-clad clown who's one-in-a-vermilion! Or if you're feeling anarchic, why not conduct your own Crayon X experiment and take an all-hue, all-different approach? Whether you're embellishing a Jade Wilson or a Merc With the Mauve, you have the power to usher Deadpool into a bold new fuchsia. With 60 pages of line art by some of the finest illustrators ever to regenerate your favorite degenerate, hours of fun await. Grab yourself a chimichanga in one hand, a coloring implement in the other, and go wild!
Book Synopsis the big damn coloring book by : Valerie Walker
Download or read book the big damn coloring book written by Valerie Walker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A coloring book of Feri concepts, designed to engage the Fetch. Color these pictures as a meditative act and let the spirit of Feri into your dreams.
Book Synopsis Summary of Get Your Sh*t Together by Sarah Knight by : QuickRead
Download or read book Summary of Get Your Sh*t Together by Sarah Knight written by QuickRead and published by QuickRead.com. This book was released on with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn how to stop worrying about what you should do so you can finish what you need to do and start doing what you want to do. Welcome to Get Your Shit Together, before you keep reading you should know a few things. First, this is not a traditional self-help book. Instead, think about this as more of a “let Sarah help you help yourself” help book. In other words, Sarah is here to offer “help” when your “self” gets in the way. I mean, if you could help yourself, you would’ve done it by now, right? Second, this book is not about cleaning up your physical messes in your life. You won’t be getting tips about how to gather your shit, thank it for its service, and sending it off to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Instead, you’ll be learning how to tidy up your mental clutter like your career, finances, creative pursuits, relationships, and health. Sarah thinks of this book as a “delightfully profane one-stop-shop for tidying your mind - and making your life easier and better.” No matter where you are in your life, whether you’re in a rut with your career, finances, or your health, you have the power to hoist yourself out of your rut and begin living the life you want, and deserve, to live. As you read, you’ll learn “how to set goals, how to push through small annoyances and thorny obstacles to meet those goals, and then how to imagine and achieve even bigger goals that you may not, until now, have thought possible.” Do you want more free book summaries like this? Download our app for free at https://www.QuickRead.com/App and get access to hundreds of free book and audiobook summaries. DISCLAIMER: This book summary is meant as a preview and not a replacement for the original work. If you like this summary please consider purchasing the original book to get the full experience as the original author intended it to be. If you are the original author of any book on QuickRead and want us to remove it, please contact us at [email protected].
Book Synopsis Get Your Sh*t Together by : Sarah Knight
Download or read book Get Your Sh*t Together written by Sarah Knight and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Declutter your mind and do the important sh*t you've been putting off with this New York Times bestseller from the author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and You Do You. The no-f*cks-given, no-holds-barred guide to living your best life. Ever find yourself stuck at the office-or even just glued to the couch—when you really want to get out (for once), get to the gym (at last), and get started on that "someday" project you're always putting off? It's time to get your sh*t together. In The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck, "anti-guru" Sarah Knight introduced readers to the joys of mental decluttering. This book takes you one step further—organizing the f*cks you want and need to give, and cutting through the bullsh*t cycle of self-sabotage to get happy and stay that way. You'll discover: • The Power of Negative Thinking • Three simple tools for getting your sh*t together • How to spend less and save more • Ways to manage anxiety, avoid avoidance, and conquer your fear of failure • And tons of other awesome sh*t! Praise for Sarah Knight: "Genius." —Cosmopolitan "Self-help to swear by." —The Boston Globe "Hilarious . . . truly practical." —Booklist
Book Synopsis The Psychology of Adult Coloring by : Blake LeVine
Download or read book The Psychology of Adult Coloring written by Blake LeVine and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up”. Pablo Picasso Coloring has become an active and pleasurable interest for millions of adults. It's a phenomenon that captivates more people every day, but why? What is the psychological reason so many of us find peace, enjoyment, and hope when coloring? How does the simple act of putting pencil crayon to paper affect our brains, our bodies, and our emotional health? The Psychology of Adult Coloring explores the history of coloring and the vast array of options now available. It looks at how art has been used as an outlet to express what some can't or won't say, and how art therapy has been a valuable tool helping those with depression, addictions, facing the loss of loved ones, cancer and many other issues. You'll even learn tips on how to create your own coloring group. They're the perfect way to slow down, let go of fears, find hope and break down emotional walls.
