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Book Synopsis A Season of Wedgies by : Stephen Gibson
Download or read book A Season of Wedgies written by Stephen Gibson and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-28 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To seventh-grader Georgie Martarano, problems are like wedgies. And this year, he seems to be getting a whole bunch of them. His dad's been out of work for almost a year, and his entire family has had to scrimp and pinch and cut back on almost everything in order to save money. On top of that, he's got to worry about all the other junk that you'd expect for a Sassy Girl-shoe-wearing dork (who's a tad on the husky side): fatheaded bullies, know-it-all teachers, butt-biting dogs, ear-gnawing rats, plunger-wielding thieves-typical stuff. However, when the Martaranos are given an eviction notice on Thanksgiving Day, Georgie realizes that his problems are only beginning.To help his family out, Georgie's willing to do just about anything, even if it means making a fool of himself in front of hundreds of people. So he does the only thing he can think of-something that he knows will bring shame to himself and his proud Italian father if it ever comes out: He enters the Seventh Annual Little Mister Chicago beauty pageant, determined to win the thousand-dollar grand prize. But when life spirals out of control for Georgie, he quickly realizes that you don't always get to pick your wedgies-sometimes they pick you.
Book Synopsis Veggies with Wedgies by : Todd H. Doodler
Download or read book Veggies with Wedgies written by Todd H. Doodler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The vegetables in Farmer John's garden are intrigued when he hangs his underwear out to dry but when Corn, Potato, Beet, and the others pull things off the line and try them on, they are not at all comfortable.
Download or read book Wedgie & Gizmo written by Suzanne Selfors and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Stick Dog and My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish will love Suzanne Selfors’s hilarious new illustrated series about the growing pains of blended families and the secret rivalry of pets. “A delightfully fun read that will leave you in stitches!”—Caldecott Medalist Dan Santat When a bouncy, barky dog and an evil genius guinea pig move into the same house, the laughs are nonstop! Wedgie is so excited, he can’t stop barking. He LOVES having new siblings and friends to protect. He LOVES guinea pigs like Gizmo! He also LOVES treats! But Gizmo does not want to share his loyal human servant with a rump-sniffing beast! He does not want to live in a pink Barbie Playhouse. Or to be kissed and hugged by the girl human. Gizmo is an evil genius. He wants to take over the world and make all humans feel his wrath. But first he must destroy his archenemy, Wedgie, once and for all!
Book Synopsis From Wedgies to Feeding Frenzies by : Tim Herrera
Download or read book From Wedgies to Feeding Frenzies written by Tim Herrera and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If a parent is overwhelmed by the teen years, this book can help save the day with its humorous, comforting, and wryly funny look at life with teenagers." --Dr. John Platt, Author, Life in the Family Zoo "If you have--or know--a teenager, then Tim Herrera's humorously written reflections and sensitive insight on braving those spirited years is for you." --Pat Cuellar, Author, Your Life in Print Story by Story "Tim vividly nails the craziness that all of us parents endure with wit, wisdom, and just the right amount of humor." --Kirk Davis, Author, Paid In Full "Anyone who's had anything to do with raising teenagers will want to read this book. I smiled. I chuckled. I laughed." --Linda Marchus, Author/Illustrator, The Gorilla Who Wanted to Dance "Read From Wedgies to Feeding Frenzies and commiserate with a dad whose perspective is rooted solidly in his clear love for his children." --Patty Donovan, Family-Life Columnist/Writing Consultant
Book Synopsis Wedgie Power Guidebook (The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants TV Series) by : Kate Howard
Download or read book Wedgie Power Guidebook (The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants TV Series) written by Kate Howard and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling book series is now an animated TV series airing on NETFLIX! Join George, Harold, and the Amazing Captain Underpants as they embark on a series of hilarious, all-new adventures. Class clowns George Beard and Harold Hutchins love pulling pranks . . . and making comics. So what happens when they accidentally turn their mean old principal into a comic-book hero who fights villains using Wedgie Power? Well, Jerome Horwitz Elementary School - and the world - will never be the same!In this book, you'll get up close and personal with these two practical pranksters . . . and spend some quality time with Captain Underpants and the kids of Jerome Horwitz Elementary. Plus, you'll meet brand-new villains like the Vile Vimpire, Queen Tootenfarti, the Homework Hydra, DJ Drowsy Drawers, and many more! It's your must-have guide to the hilarious hit TV show.
Book Synopsis Atomic Wedgies, Wet Willies, and Other Acts of Roguery by : Greg Tananbaum
Download or read book Atomic Wedgies, Wet Willies, and Other Acts of Roguery written by Greg Tananbaum and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This authoritative guide to those annoying and embarrassing tricks everyone grows up with (and maybe never outgrow) provides "sage" advice for the young and the young at heart. Arranged in encyclopedic format, each of the more than 50 entries includes a formal definition of the prank, followed by tips for execution and countermeasures. Illustrations document the best technique for affixing a "kick me" sign to someone's back, or how to wriggle out of a noogie-giver's clutches. A ranking system places each act on a scale of 1 to 10 for its degree of pain, embarrassment, annoyance, and degree of difficulty. Other fun and irritating tricks include the Burp 'n' Blow, the Rat Tail, the Eskimo Hook, and the Marker 'Stache.
Book Synopsis Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space by : Dav Pilkey
Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2013-12-05 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harold and George's crazy creation is back — in an adventure that's WEDGIER than ever! He defeated Dr Nappy. He terminated the talking toilets. But is Captain Underpants ready for three massive, tentacled space aliens (in disguise)? Has he met his match in the Giant Man-Eating Dandelion of Doom...?
Book Synopsis Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #5) by : Dav Pilkey
Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman: Color Edition (Captain Underpants #5) written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George and Harold accidentally create a monster in the fifth book in this #1 New York Times bestselling series by Dav Pilkey, the author and illustrator of Dog Man! George and Harold are always good at using their imaginations, and that drives their mean homeroom teacher, Ms. Ribble, crazy! But this time, they've come up with much more than a silly prank... With her horrendous hairdo and two rabid robots, Wedgie Woman is well on her way to world domination, and only the Waistband Warrior can stop her!
Book Synopsis Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie by : Lincoln Peirce
Download or read book Big Nate: A Good Old-Fashioned Wedgie written by Lincoln Peirce and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2017-08-29 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a way to shut up some snooty kid when he gloats about his private school? Looking for the perfect response when your best friend joins the grammar police? Want a quick and easy way to out-snap even the snappiest comeback? Nate Wright has the answer: a good old-fashioned wedgie! The whole gang from P.S. 38 is back for more hijinks, hilarity, and underwear hoisting in this new collection of Big Nate comics. Can Chad somehow survive on a diet of kale and soy nuts? Are Jenny and Artur EVER going to break up? And how is Nate supposed to concentrate on baseball when he’s got a crush on his team’s new pitcher? See for yourself! Join Nate and the rest of the crew for another unforgettable round of middle school adventures!
Download or read book Camp Camp written by Roger Bennett and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of the cultural phenomenon Bar Mitzvah Disco pick up the story of their generation's coming of age where that tome left off, painstakingly retelling tall tales of golden summers from the 1970s to the early 1990s. Full-color photos throughout.
Book Synopsis Wacky Word Wedgies and Flushable Fill-Ins by : Howard Dewin
Download or read book Wacky Word Wedgies and Flushable Fill-Ins written by Howard Dewin and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling book series is now an animated movie from DreamWorks! Join George, Harold, and the Amazing Captain Underpants as they take flight on big screens across the country on June 2, 2017. Want to create your own Captain Underpants adventures, just like George and Harold? Then pick up a pencil and get ready for some actions, thrills, and laffs! This book has over a dozen wacky fill-in stories starring George, Harold, the Amazing Captain Underpants, Professor Poopypants, Cafeteria Lady Edith, the Turbo Toilet 2000, and all your other favorites from the new movie. Plus tra-la-la-riffic stickers!
Book Synopsis Shadow of a Pug (Howard Wallace, P.I., Book 2) by : Casey Lyall
Download or read book Shadow of a Pug (Howard Wallace, P.I., Book 2) written by Casey Lyall and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Give this to fans of Encyclopedia Brown who are looking for longer (and funnier!) well-plotted mysteries.” —Booklist on Howard Wallace, P.I. “My partner scanned the message and a slow grin took over her face as she said our four favorite words: ‘We have a case.’” HOWARD WALLACE IS BACK! Middle-school detectives Howard Wallace and Ivy Mason are itching for a juicy case. But when their friend and cohort Marvin hires them to prove his nephew— über-bully Carl Dean—didn’t pugnap the school mascot, they’re less than thrilled. To succeed, not only must Howard and Ivy play nice with Carl, they’ll have to dodge a scrappy, snoopy reporter and come face-to-face with Howard’s worst enemy, his ex-best friend Miles Fletcher. Can Howard deal with all these complications and still be there for Ivy when her life is turned upside down? Or will he once again find himself a friendless P.I.? “Another sequel is in the offing, and young mystery fans should be glad.” —Kirkus Reviews
Book Synopsis Ricky Tims' Kool Kaleidoscope Quilts by : Ricky Tims
Download or read book Ricky Tims' Kool Kaleidoscope Quilts written by Ricky Tims and published by C&T Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2010-11-01 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn Tims’ innovative techniques step-by-step to create a stunning kaleidoscope quilt of your own. • An inspirational gallery of 26 student quilts • Like snowflakes, each quilt you make with this technique will be unique • Includes easy steps to enlarge or reduce the size of your quilt Create a spectacular kaleidoscope quilt with Ricky's unique strip-piecing method for making a multi-faceted pattern. You'll see impressive and intricate results from simple sets of strips; it’s foolproof with little need for pre-planning. The beauty lies in the unpredictability of how the fabric unfolds—just like a real kaleidoscope!
Book Synopsis I'm Trying to Love Spiders by : Bethany Barton
Download or read book I'm Trying to Love Spiders written by Bethany Barton and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Official Spider Test. What do you do when you see a spider? a. Lay on a BIG spidey smoocheroo. b. Smile, but back away slowly. c. Grab the closest object, wind up, and let it fly. d. Run away screaming. If you chose b, c, or d, then this book is for you! (If you chose a, you might be crazy.) I’m Trying to Love Spiders will help you see these amazing arachnids in a whole new light, from their awesomely excessive eight eyes, to the seventy-five pounds of bugs a spider can eat in a single year! And you’re sure to feel better knowing you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being fatally bit by a spider. Comforting, right? No? Either way, there’s heaps more information in here to help you forget your fears . . . or at least laugh a lot!
Book Synopsis Captain Underpants: Two Wedgie-Powered Novels in One (Full Colour!) by : Dav Pilkey
Download or read book Captain Underpants: Two Wedgie-Powered Novels in One (Full Colour!) written by Dav Pilkey and published by . This book was released on 2020-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TWO CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ADVENTURES NOW IN FULL COLOUR! George and Harold have created the greatest superhero in the history of their school - and now they're about to bring him to life! MEET CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS! HIS TRUE IDENTITY IS SO SECRET, EVEN HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO HE IS! FIGHTING FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE AND ALL THINGS PRE-SHRUNK AND COTTONY!
Book Synopsis Vegetables in Holiday Underwear by : Jared Chapman
Download or read book Vegetables in Holiday Underwear written by Jared Chapman and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate all of your favorite holiday traditions in this silly romp that's sure to make kids giggle (and want new undies!)—now in board book! There’s underwear for every day of the week and every month of the year. But come December, Pea proclaims to everyone who will listen that it’s his favorite time of the year! There’s underwear for all of the best holiday activities—playing in the snow, hanging the lights, baking cookies, and of course for giving as a gift! When Pea goes a little bit overboard, Broccoli is there to remind him what the season is all about. With the same snappy humor that made Vegetables in Underwear a hit with the preschool set, Jared Chapman’s latest makes the perfect stocking stuffer.
Book Synopsis A Time and A Season by : Sylvia Huffnagle
Download or read book A Time and A Season written by Sylvia Huffnagle and published by Sylvia Huffnagle. This book was released on 2008-04 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Time and A Season is about a Christian woman, Deb, whose forty year marriage falls apart. During a mid-life crisis her husband. Randy, has an affair with a much younger woman. Randy moves in with his girlfriend, Lenora, and divorces Deb. Deb goes through the whole gambit of hurt and suffering, but she feels led to fight spiritually for Randy's salvation and restoration. Throughout the novel, Deb walks by faith and though she is brokenhearted, life goes on even for her. She continues her Christian ministry, all the while believing that God will bring Randy to repentance and restore their marriage. In Ecclesiastes it says there is a time and season for everything under the sun. Read about the experiences Deb goes through as she patiently waits for the season when her marriage will be restored.
