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Book Synopsis So This Seal Walks Into a Club... by : Randy Woock
Download or read book So This Seal Walks Into a Club... written by Randy Woock and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-11 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: sO, this seal walks into a club is a book about "Drunken theodices and halfway stories about selfishness and schadenfreude."
Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of One-Liners by : Geoff Tibballs
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of One-Liners written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 607 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'
Download or read book 101 best jokes written by various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 1500 Greatest Jokes by : various authors
Download or read book 1500 Greatest Jokes written by various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 406 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 500 Clean Jokes by : various authors
Download or read book 500 Clean Jokes written by various authors and published by Editions Asap. This book was released on with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Miss Charming's Guide for Hip Bartenders and Wayout Wannabes by : Cheryl Charming
Download or read book Miss Charming's Guide for Hip Bartenders and Wayout Wannabes written by Cheryl Charming and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2006-10-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miss Charming's Guide for Hip Bartenders and Wayout Wannabes is a new approach to the top-selling bartending category, providing readers with all of the insider tips they need to become a top-shelf bartender—at home or as a career. Packed full of fun illustrations, hints, tricks, tips and recipes, Miss Charming's Guide for Hip Bartenders and Wayout Wannabes is a one-stop reference for readers looking for a fun-filled, practical guide on how to tend bar full time, part time or party time!
Download or read book Undertow written by Nicholas A. Young and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Best 'A Man Walks Into A Bar' Jokes by : Billy Brownless
Download or read book The Best 'A Man Walks Into A Bar' Jokes written by Billy Brownless and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2011-03-04 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A man walks into a bar ... Ouch! Everyone has their own favourite man-walks-into-a-bar joke. This is a collection of the best: the old favourites, the most stupid, the funniest, the brain benders, the politically incorrect, the great puns and the really, really bad puns.
Book Synopsis Keeping the Graveyard Shift Alive by : William L. Di Carlo
Download or read book Keeping the Graveyard Shift Alive written by William L. Di Carlo and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-08-17 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is dedicated to all those people who work 3rd Shift, the Graveyard Shift; these people are a special breed of mankind that go to work in the dark and often, come home in the dark. These people feel isolated often, even though they may be surrounded by millions of people who are asleep, and only the next day will their body be found—cold and stiff at their post by the ‘day dwellers’.
Book Synopsis More One Liners, Jokes and Gags by : Grant Tucker
Download or read book More One Liners, Jokes and Gags written by Grant Tucker and published by Biteback Publishing. This book was released on 2013-11-07 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.
Download or read book Shooting Ladders written by Gary Keeney and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-08-03 with total page 700 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shooting Ladders is a book of advice written to a little girl named Tori. She was four years old when the author started writing the fi rst topic, and she was eight years old when he fi nished the last topic. But he didnt write it for the Tori of then or even the Tori of now; instead he wrote it for the Tori of the future, as something to help her make the right decisions in her late childhood/early adult yearsand throughout her life. The book contains the authors opinions on hundreds of various subjectssome of them practical, many of them philosophical; some serious, some whimsical. On a typical subject, the author tells a story from his own personal experiences and then adds a morala lesson for her to learn from the story. Although hes not trying to tell her what to think; he is trying to guide her into making the proper decisions in life. The author hopes that shell carefully weigh all the options and choose the paths that lead her to a good and happy life
Book Synopsis The Indispensable Guide to Clean Humor and Wit by : Mit Sorrels and Kevin Sorrels
Download or read book The Indispensable Guide to Clean Humor and Wit written by Mit Sorrels and Kevin Sorrels and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-05-14 with total page 476 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over the fifty years of his speaking career, Mit has compiled a collection of over 11,000 jokes, one liners, puns, and philosophical witticisms. This treasure of hilarity and advice, aids in making a point, has been specifically selected for public engagements and is non offensive or profane. Whether you are a public speaker, businessman, salesman, internet user or engaged in casual everyday communication, the appropriate use of good clean humor and wit can increase the affinity between you and another and bring about better communication and understanding. Indispensable Guide to Clean Humor and Wit is a quick reference text, categorized by topic, to help you successfully communicate your message, meet others and become friends through the use of laughter.
Book Synopsis 50 Great Walks in Florida by : Lucy Beebe Tobias
Download or read book 50 Great Walks in Florida written by Lucy Beebe Tobias and published by University Press of Florida. This book was released on 2008-02-17 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the deepest swamps to the most civilized sidewalks, 50 Great Walks in Florida features the best short, but significant, outdoor jaunts in the Sunshine State. Experienced tour guide Lucy Tobias fills each page with fascinating local history and vivid descriptions of the sights and sites encountered along the way. 50 Great Walks in Florida is divided by geographic regions and each section includes at least one beach or wetlands walk, a historic walk, a garden walk, a place to see wildlife, and one locale with an unusual natural feature. Included are the Vietnam Memorial, Gulf Islands National Seashore, Coca-Cola Town, Ybor City Fresh Market, John Pennekamp Coral Reef State Park, and even a ghost tour! Tobias recommends additional activities for each walk and offers suggestions for where to stop nearby, including local restaurants, to enhance the regional and cultural experience. This handy guide includes comprehensive locator maps, listings of trip essentials, and useful warnings about possible dangers such as poisonwood sap. These manageable walks will appeal to tourists in search of the real Florida, as well as to residents who want to become better acquainted with their state but still be done in time for lunch. Though shoes may be required, backpacks are not.
Download or read book The Storyteller written by Jodi Picoult and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-11-05 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An astonishing novel about redemption and forgiveness from #1 "New York Times"-bestselling author Picoult. Sage Singer becomes friends with an old man who's particularly beloved in her community. One day he asks Sage for a favor: to kill him.
Book Synopsis Walks on Mount Desert Island, Maine by : Harold Peabody
Download or read book Walks on Mount Desert Island, Maine written by Harold Peabody and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Horse Walks into a Bar by : David Grossman
Download or read book A Horse Walks into a Bar written by David Grossman and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2017-02-21 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WINNER OF THE MAN BOOKER INTERNATIONAL PRIZE • From the bestselling author of To the End of the Land comes a searing story of loss and survival. In a dive bar in a small Israeli city, Dov Greenstein, a comedian a bit past his prime, takes the stage for his final show. Over the course of a single evening, Dov’s patter becomes a kind of memoir, taking us back into the terrors of his childhood. And in the dance between comic and audience, a deeper story begins to take shape as Dov confronts the decision that has shaped the course of his life—a story that will alter the lives of several of those in attendance. A Horse Walks Into a Bar is a poignant exploration of how people confront life’s capricious battering.
Book Synopsis Family Walks in Cape Town by : Tim Lundy
Download or read book Family Walks in Cape Town written by Tim Lundy and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For families who enjoy the outdoors and who relish the beauty of the Cape Town environment, this book details 30 short walks in the Peninsula, grouped into five broad areas: Central Cape Town, Atlantic Seaboard, South Peninsula, Southern Suburbs and Northern Suburbs. Richly illustrated with photographs, it offers for each route. Clear, colourful, engaging route map and detailed route description. Directions to the start and approximate time and distance. Effort required; whether the route is pram-, wheelchair- or dog-friendly. Points of interest and ideas for fun and relaxing activities. Accessible, informative and ideal for families of all sizes and ages, from the very young to the very old, this book will be valued by Cape Town residents and visitors alike.
