The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Publisher : Villard
ISBN 13 : 0307485560
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)

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Book Synopsis The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by : Bobby Henderson

Download or read book The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster written by Bobby Henderson and published by Villard. This book was released on 2010-04-07 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can I get a “ramen” from the congregation?! Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today’s fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’ s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? Some say it’s the assuring touch from the FSM’s “noodly appendage.” Then there are those who love the worship service, which is conducted in pirate talk and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Still others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards, religious holidays every Friday, or the fact that Pastafarian heaven is way cooler: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match—and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden. Within these pages, Bobby Henderson outlines the true facts– dispelling such malicious myths as evolution (“only a theory”), science (“only a lot of theories”), and whether we’re really descended from apes (fact: Humans share 95 percent of their DNA with chimpanzees, but they share 99.9 percent with pirates!) See what impressively credentialed top scientists have to say: “If Intelligent Design is taught in schools, equal time should be given to the FSM theory and the non-FSM theory.” –Professor Douglas Shaw, Ph.D. “Do not be hypocritical. Allow equal time for other alternative ‘theories’ like FSMism, which is by far the tastier choice.” –J. Simon, Ph.D. “In my scientific opinion, when comparing the two theories, FSM theory seems to be more valid than classic ID theory.” –Afshin Beheshti, Ph.D. Read the book and decide for yourself!

Loose Cannon

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Publisher : Carina Press
ISBN 13 : 1488020183
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)

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Book Synopsis Loose Cannon by : Sidney Bell

Download or read book Loose Cannon written by Sidney Bell and published by Carina Press. This book was released on 2017-04-03 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “An edge-of-your-seat tale of suspense paired with a heart-stopping romance . . . Love blooms amid the gritty realism of Sidney Bell’s harrowing plot.” —Sarina Bowen, USA Today–bestselling author Released after five years in the system for assault, streetwise Edgar-Allen Church is ready to leave the past behind and finally look to his future. In need of a place to crash, he’s leaning on Miller Quinn. A patient, solidly masculine pillar of strength and support, Miller has always been there for him—except in the one way Church has wanted the most. With his staunchly conservative upbringing, Miller has been playing it straight his whole life. Now with Church so close again, it’s getting harder to keep his denial intact. As they fumble their way back to friendship after so many years apart, Miller struggles to find the courage to accept who he really is. What he has with Church could be more than desire—it could be love. But it could also mean trouble. Church’s criminal connections are closing in on the both of them, and more than their hearts are at risk. This time, their very lives are on the line. Don’t miss the next titles in Sidney Bell’s male/male romance series: Hard Line and Rough Trade. “Bell writes a meaty romance that you can’t put down, and it’s a worthy addition to the M/M contemporary romance genre.” —RT Book Reviews (Top Pick) “A friends-to-lovers tender romance, a suspenseful mystery . . . Sidney Bell pulls it all off and makes it appear effortless.” —Gay Book Reviews

Loose Canon

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Publisher : Dramatists Play Service, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0822235625
Total Pages : 69 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (222 download)

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Book Synopsis Loose Canon by : Brian Reno

Download or read book Loose Canon written by Brian Reno and published by Dramatists Play Service, Inc.. This book was released on 2017-03-16 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Molière in IKEA to Chekhov in a Taco Bell, this series of short comedies satirizes the world of the American consumer in the style of canonical playwrights. It’s a walk through history…if history were a strip mall.

LAGQ: Pachelbel's Loose Canon

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Publisher : Mel Bay Publications
ISBN 13 : 1619113058
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (191 download)

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Book Synopsis LAGQ: Pachelbel's Loose Canon by : LAGQ

Download or read book LAGQ: Pachelbel's Loose Canon written by LAGQ and published by Mel Bay Publications. This book was released on 2012-07-12 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mel Bay is pleased to present the long-awaited publication of the Los Angeles Guitar Quartet's "loose" arrangement of the Pachelbel Canon for four guitars. Originally intended as an inside joke for the LAGQ members, this clever andcomical send-up of Pachelbel's beautiful (and somewhat overplayed) melody has become a standard LAGQ encore and an internet sensation. Featured in performance on the Mel Bay DVD LAGQ Live at the Sheldon, this unique arrangement presents the pristine Baroque theme, and then adapts it in a number of unexpected musical styles: Reggae, salsa, bluegrass, jazz, flamenco, disco, and even punk. This is the only arrangement in the LAGQ repertoire that was a true group-project with all four members (John Dearman, William Kanengiser, Scott Tennant and Andrew York) contributing; as a special bonus, new LAGQ member Matt Greif has added an alternative solo for the jazz section. Carefully notated to capture the nuances of LAGQ's stylistic flair, the parts are presented in standard notation as well as in tablature for those less familiar with note-reading. It's a challenging and fun re-imagining of a timeless classic.

When a Loose Cannon Flogs a Dead Horse There's the Devil to Pay: Seafaring Words in Everyday Speech

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Publisher : International Marine/Ragged Mountain Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Book Synopsis When a Loose Cannon Flogs a Dead Horse There's the Devil to Pay: Seafaring Words in Everyday Speech by : Olivia A. Isil

Download or read book When a Loose Cannon Flogs a Dead Horse There's the Devil to Pay: Seafaring Words in Everyday Speech written by Olivia A. Isil and published by International Marine/Ragged Mountain Press. This book was released on 1996-04-22 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Traces some of the metaphors and colloquialisms commonly used in contemporary English speech to their nautical origins, documenting the history and meaning of words and phrases from A1 (the best) to wishy-washy (inconstant).

Loose Canon

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Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 9780826474186
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (741 download)

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Book Synopsis Loose Canon by : Damian Thompson

Download or read book Loose Canon written by Damian Thompson and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2004-06-22 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Biography of Brian Brindley, British Anglican brought down by sexual scandal.

Loose Canons

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Publisher : Oxford University Press
ISBN 13 : 0198024517
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (98 download)

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Book Synopsis Loose Canons by : Henry Louis Gates Jr.

Download or read book Loose Canons written by Henry Louis Gates Jr. and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 1993-05-20 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Multiculturalism. It has been the subject of cover stories in Time and Newsweek, as well as numerous articles in newspapers and magazines around America. It has sparked heated jeremiads by George Will, Dinesh D'Sousa, and Roger Kimball. It moved William F. Buckley to rail against Stanley Fish and Catherine Stimpson on "Firing Line." It is arguably the most hotly debated topic in America today--and justly so. For whether one speaks of tensions between Hasidim and African-Americans in Crown Heights, or violent mass protests against Moscow in ethnic republics such as Armenia, or outright war between Serbs and Bosnians in the former Yugoslavia, it is clear that the clash of cultures is a worldwide problem, deeply felt, passionately expressed, always on the verge of violent explosion. Problems of this magnitude inevitably frame the discussion of "multiculturalism" and "cultural diversity" in the American classroom as well. In Loose Canons, one of America's leading literary and cultural critics, Henry Louis Gates, Jr., offers a broad, illuminating look at this highly contentious issue. Gates agrees that our world is deeply divided by nationalism, racism, and sexism, and argues that the only way to transcend these divisions--to forge a civic culture that respects both differences and similarities--is through education that respects both the diversity and commonalities of human culture. His is a plea for cultural and intercultural understanding. (You can't understand the world, he observes, if you exclude 90 percent of the world's cultural heritage.) We feel his ideas most strongly voiced in the concluding essay in the volume, "Trading on the Margin." Avoiding the stridency of both the Right and the Left, Gates concludes that the society we have made simply won't survive without the values of tolerance, and cultural tolerance comes to nothing without cultural understanding. Henry Louis Gates is one of the most visible and outspoken figures on the academic scene, the subject of a cover story in The New York Times Sunday Magazine and a major profile in The Boston Globe, and a much sought-after commentator. And as one of America's foremost advocates of African-American Studies (he is head of the department at Harvard), he has reflected upon the varied meanings of multiculturalism throughout his professional career, long before it became a national controversy. What we find in these pages, then, is the fruit of years of reflection on culture, racism, and the "American identity," and a deep commitment to broadening the literary and cultural horizons of all Americans.

The Loose Canon

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ISBN 13 : 9780578136660
Total Pages : 310 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (366 download)

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Book Synopsis The Loose Canon by : Various Devoted Pastafarians

Download or read book The Loose Canon written by Various Devoted Pastafarians and published by . This book was released on 2014-01-18 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally. The Loose Canon Complete Second Edition is available again. New and Improved with texts removed for legal purposes. The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves his people especially the short ones. He protects them who take risks and diligently seek to expand his kingdom. Let us worship together as powerful, determined, strong, diligent, courageous and wise Pastafarians. Let the weak Pastafarians wallow in their laziness. Let their beer be stale and their strippers be riddled with STD's. The Loose Canon 400 years later can't be stopped because of one hater. (or 12 haters) Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

A Fight with a Cannon

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Publisher : Read Books Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1473350247
Total Pages : 19 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (733 download)

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Book Synopsis A Fight with a Cannon by : Victor Hugo

Download or read book A Fight with a Cannon written by Victor Hugo and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2017-02-16 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A Fight with a Cannon" is a short story by Victor Hugo narrating an effort to deal with a wayward cannon destroying a French warship. Entertaining and intelligent, it is highly recommended for fans of historical fiction and is not to be missed by collectors of Hugo's seminal work. Victor Marie Hugo (1802 - 1885) was a French novelist, dramatist, and poet belonging to the Romantic movement. He is widely hailed as one of the most accomplished and well-known French writers, originally achieving renown for his poetical endeavours-the most notable of which are the volumes "Les Contemplations" and "La Légende des siècles". Outside of his native country, Hugo's best-known works are his novels: "Les Misérables" (1862) and "Notre-Dame de Paris" (1831), commonly known as "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame". Aside from his literary achievements, he also produced over 4,000 beautiful drawings and was a prominent campaigner for social and political issues, including abolishing capital punishment. Many vintage books such as this are becoming increasingly scarce and expensive. We are republishing this book now in an affordable, high-quality, modern edition complete with a specially commissioned new biography of the author.

The Pastafarian Loose Canon

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781985668874
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (688 download)

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Book Synopsis The Pastafarian Loose Canon by : Cardinal Fang

Download or read book The Pastafarian Loose Canon written by Cardinal Fang and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-01-17 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally! After years of legal battles, the Pastafarian Loose Canon is available to the Pastafarian Community for purchase. Upon the advice of legal council; the works of Edd, Qwertyuiopsad, Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie and St. Jason have all been removed. Visit Amazon, leave a review and tell us know what you think. The Loose Canon belongs to every man, boy, and girl.It belongs to every woman too. Rumor has it that there will be a leather bound edition of the Loose Canon in the distant future. All Pastafarians should be looking forward to that!

A Loose Canon

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Publisher : Connor Court Publishing Pty Ltd
ISBN 13 : 9780980293623
Total Pages : 188 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (936 download)

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Book Synopsis A Loose Canon by : Brian J. Coman

Download or read book A Loose Canon written by Brian J. Coman and published by Connor Court Publishing Pty Ltd. This book was released on 2007 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this collection of essays, Coman ranges over a vast tapestry of experiences from ferreting rabbits, to the pleasures of reading the Odyssey and listening to church bells. Religion, philosophy, modern music, Freddie Ayer's 'amorous dalliances' and Chinese ghost stories - it's all here in this eclectic compilation. The essays will delight both the serious and the casual reader.

Unconditional Love Poems

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Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1525570285
Total Pages : 57 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Book Synopsis Unconditional Love Poems by : Lisa Zanyk

Download or read book Unconditional Love Poems written by Lisa Zanyk and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2020 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wise and moving poetry collection explores the depth of love in many forms, from romance and desire to family to women's shared experience. The theme of unconditional love is universal to women as lovers, and mothers, and through shared sisterhood. These poems reveal a vulnerability that is basic and essential to the act of loving and the quality of pain brought on by loving too much.

Through a Man's Eyes

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Publisher : Multnomah
ISBN 13 : 1601425120
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (14 download)

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Book Synopsis Through a Man's Eyes by : Shaunti Feldhahn

Download or read book Through a Man's Eyes written by Shaunti Feldhahn and published by Multnomah. This book was released on 2015-07-21 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What Happens When Women See What Men See? You already know that your husband, boyfriend, or son is wired differently from you, but do you know what that really means? It means, among other things, that he’s been given the gift of a unique visual wiring—and the challenges that come with it. In Through a Man’s Eyes, Shaunti Feldhahn and Craig Gross team up to help open our eyes to something we are often blind to. They address questions like: · “Why are guys so visual—and what does that mean, anyway?” · “How do I help my son navigate this sex-crazed culture?” · “How dare someone tell a woman to watch what she wears! Isn’t it a man’s responsibility not to look?” · “If he’s tempted by visual images, is there something wrong with him? With me?” · “My husband is an honorable guy, so why would he be tempted by porn?” · “How can I talk to my husband or son about this? What can I do to support him?” Through the compassion and candor in this book, we can learn what men have long wished we knew (but didn’t know how to explain)—and see the difference it makes when we do!

Treason's Harbour

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Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 9780393037098
Total Pages : 344 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (37 download)

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Book Synopsis Treason's Harbour by : Patrick O'Brian

Download or read book Treason's Harbour written by Patrick O'Brian and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 1994 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The finest writer of sea-stories in the English language."--J. de Courcy Ireland

Loose Canon

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Publisher : eBook Partnership
ISBN 13 : 1839783931
Total Pages : 255 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (397 download)

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Book Synopsis Loose Canon by : Ian Shircore

Download or read book Loose Canon written by Ian Shircore and published by eBook Partnership. This book was released on 2021-09-09 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the last 50 years, Clive James has been writing remarkable songs – witty, moving, sometimes satirical, often thrillingly poetic – with his musical partner, Pete Atkin. They’ve written more than 200 together, releasing the first album of their work in 1970 and the last in 2015. John Peel loved them. So did Kenny Everett. Stephen Fry is a huge fan. And Clive himself believes these songs are the best things he’s ever done. Loose Canon explores the sparkling lyrics and brilliantly memorable tunes that have won Clive and Pete a fanatical cult following but still managed to remain the British music industry's best-kept secret. Stephen Fry has written an incredibly generous and enthusiastic foreword.

The Bad Popes

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Publisher : Barnes & Noble Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780880291163
Total Pages : 358 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (911 download)

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Book Synopsis The Bad Popes by : Eric Russell Chamberlin

Download or read book The Bad Popes written by Eric Russell Chamberlin and published by Barnes & Noble Publishing. This book was released on 1986 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The stories of seven popes who ruled at seven different critical periods in the 600 years leading into the Reformation.

Axiom's End

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Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1250256747
Total Pages : 397 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Book Synopsis Axiom's End by : Lindsay Ellis

Download or read book Axiom's End written by Lindsay Ellis and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2020-07-21 with total page 397 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER The alternate history first contact adventure Axiom's End is an extraordinary debut from Hugo finalist and video essayist Lindsay Ellis. Truth is a human right. It’s fall 2007. A well-timed leak has revealed that the US government might have engaged in first contact. Cora Sabino is doing everything she can to avoid the whole mess, since the force driving the controversy is her whistleblower father. Even though Cora hasn’t spoken to him in years, his celebrity has caught the attention of the press, the Internet, the paparazzi, and the government—and with him in hiding, that attention is on her. She neither knows nor cares whether her father’s leaks are a hoax, and wants nothing to do with him—until she learns just how deeply entrenched her family is in the cover-up, and that an extraterrestrial presence has been on Earth for decades. Realizing the extent to which both she and the public have been lied to, she sets out to gather as much information as she can, and finds that the best way for her to uncover the truth is not as a whistleblower, but as an intermediary. The alien presence has been completely uncommunicative until she convinces one of them that she can act as their interpreter, becoming the first and only human vessel of communication. Their otherworldly connection will change everything she thought she knew about being human—and could unleash a force more sinister than she ever imagined.