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A Clever Rabbit Has Three Hiding Places

Author : Chao-Hsiu Chen
Publisher : Red Wheel Weiser
ISBN 13 : 9781859060865
Total Pages : 326 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book A Clever Rabbit Has Three Hiding Places written by Chao-Hsiu Chen and published by Red Wheel Weiser. This book was released on 2002-01-01 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Borrow a strange coat in order to make a new beginning. Written as an "Art of War" for daily life, this book features 108 stratagems from ancient Chinese lore that will arm you with cunning, wisdom, and insight. These maxims come from a variety of sources including Confucianism, Taoism, and traditional folk wisdom. The book is organized in two sections. The first divides the stratagems into three categories - Strengthen Yourself, Weaken Your Opponent, and Develop Yourself. The second part looks at a wide array of everyday problems and is arranged A-Z style into numerous subject areas such as Anger, Business, Friends, Money, Old Age, and Wishes. Each area has three stratagems attached, so when you are confronted with a difficulty you can find immediate guidance. Each stratagem is described in vivid language that makes them easy to remember and call upon in times of need: Always let a good horse run by itself. When you have reached the shore, remember to sink the boat. Steal the fuel from under the kettle. Show the plums in order to forget the thirst. Printed in two colors and beautifully adorned with 36 brush paintings, this book will be a trusted ally in all matters of business, love, and life. 108 strategies drawn from ancient Chinese wisdom for business, love, and daily life. Illustrated with traditional brush paintings. Flapped paperback cover includes a cut-out decorative bookmark.

Catch the Rabbit

Author : Lana Bastašic
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1529039630
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (29 download)

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Download or read book Catch the Rabbit written by Lana Bastašic and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2021-05-27 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Two young women plunging into post-war Bosnia like two Alices into Wonderland . . . smart, energetic, passionate, announcing a major talent.’ - Aleksandar Hemon Sara hasn’t seen or heard from her childhood best friend, Lejla, in years. She’s comfortable with her life in Dublin, with her partner, their avocado plant, and their naturist neighbour. But when Lejla calls her and demands she come home to Bosnia, Sara finds that she can’t say no. What begins as a road trip becomes a journey through the past, as the two women set off to find Armin, Lejla’s brother who disappeared towards the end of the Bosnian War. Presumed dead by everyone else, only Lejla and Sara believed Armin was still alive. Confronted with the limits of memory, Sara is forced to reconsider the things she thought she understood as a girl: the best friend she loved, the first experiences they shared, but also the social and religious lines that separated them, that brought them such different lives. Translated into English by author Lana Bastašic, Catch the Rabbit tells the story of how we place the ones we love on pedestals, and then wait for them to fall off, how loss marks us indelibly, and how the traumas of war echo down the years.

Subject Guide to Books in Print

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 3310 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Subject Guide to Books in Print written by and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 3310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Immortal Becomes a Stay-at-home Dad After Return

Author : Shui Shan
Publisher : Funstory
ISBN 13 : 1636457363
Total Pages : 710 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (364 download)

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Download or read book Immortal Becomes a Stay-at-home Dad After Return written by Shui Shan and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-09 with total page 710 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thousand years ago, Mo Xun was accidentally swallowed by a spatial crack and entered the cultivation world. A thousand years later, he came back to earth, but only seven years had passed on Earth! Furthermore, his wife even gave birth to a girl, who is his daughter! His wife is beautiful, the child is cute. He had wanted to stay at home and live a simple life, but unexpectedly, he was left with a huge amount of debts. Mo Xun sighed and had no choice but to help his wife and daughter create a land of happiness...

Bunny

Author : Mona Awad
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525559744
Total Pages : 311 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (255 download)

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Download or read book Bunny written by Mona Awad and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER Soon to be a major motion picture "Jon Swift + Witches of Eastwick + Kelly 'Get In Trouble' Link + Mean Girls + Creative Writing Degree Hell! No punches pulled, no hilarities dodged, no meme unmangled! O Bunny you are sooo genius!" —Margaret Atwood, via Twitter "A wild, audacious and ultimately unforgettable novel." —Michael Schaub, Los Angeles Times "Awad is a stone-cold genius." —Ann Bauer, The Washington Post The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel from the acclaimed author of 13 Ways of Looking at a Fat Girl and Rouge "We were just these innocent girls in the night trying to make something beautiful. We nearly died. We very nearly did, didn't we?" Samantha Heather Mackey couldn't be more of an outsider in her small, highly selective MFA program at New England's Warren University. A scholarship student who prefers the company of her dark imagination to that of most people, she is utterly repelled by the rest of her fiction writing cohort--a clique of unbearably twee rich girls who call each other "Bunny," and seem to move and speak as one. But everything changes when Samantha receives an invitation to the Bunnies' fabled "Smut Salon," and finds herself inexplicably drawn to their front door--ditching her only friend, Ava, in the process. As Samantha plunges deeper and deeper into the Bunnies' sinister yet saccharine world, beginning to take part in the ritualistic off-campus "Workshop" where they conjure their monstrous creations, the edges of reality begin to blur. Soon, her friendships with Ava and the Bunnies will be brought into deadly collision. The spellbinding new novel from one of our most fearless chroniclers of the female experience, Bunny is a down-the-rabbit-hole tale of loneliness and belonging, friendship and desire, and the fantastic and terrible power of the imagination. Named a Best Book of 2019 by TIME, Vogue, Electric Literature, and The New York Public Library

The Name of this Book is Secret

Author : Pseudonymous Bosch
Publisher : Usborne Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1409546217
Total Pages : 277 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (95 download)

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Download or read book The Name of this Book is Secret written by Pseudonymous Bosch and published by Usborne Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2011-12-01 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I don't know how you got here but this page isn't for you. This is an extremely dangerous book with a very deadly secret. It is an alarming account of two extraordinary adventurers, a missing magician's diary, a symphony of smells and a deadly secret... If you're both curious and brave, visit www.thenameofthisbookissecret.co.uk - but remember - I warned you. "Many different types of readers will thoroughly enjoy this tale including fans of Anthony Horowitz and Lemony Snicket. The book is an interesting read where many types of emotions overwhelm you such as horror, grief, mystery, anxiety the lot. Mixed with a hint of sweet satisfaction that you have finally read the story. I honestly do not know how I lived without reading the book - it baffles me." - Guardian Children's Books Shortlisted Bedforshire Children's Book of the Year Award 2009, selected for the Premier League Reading Stars programme

Real Men Eat Puffer Fish

Author : Robert Twigger
Publisher : Weidenfeld & Nicolson
ISBN 13 : 0297856022
Total Pages : 137 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (978 download)

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Download or read book Real Men Eat Puffer Fish written by Robert Twigger and published by Weidenfeld & Nicolson. This book was released on 2010-12-30 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dangerous Book for Men, not boys Every man has faced that emergency where a car needs to be broken into and hot-wired; just as every man needs to be able to mix the perfect dry Martini. The world is a dangerous and unpredictable place; a man never knows when he might be called upon to start a fire with just a coke can, win at croquet or drive a T34 tank. Twigger has plenty of experience of facing down bears, building coracles, swimming with sharks - now he shows every man how to cook a hedgehog, commit hara-kiri and land a Boeing 747.

Three Bags Full

Author : Leonie Swann
Publisher : Anchor Canada
ISBN 13 : 0385673795
Total Pages : 369 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book Three Bags Full written by Leonie Swann and published by Anchor Canada. This book was released on 2010-10-29 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A witty philosophical murder mystery with a charming twist: the crack detectives are sheep determined to discover who killed their beloved shepherd. On a hillside near the cozy Irish village of Glennkill, a flock of sheep gathers around their shepherd, George, whose body lies pinned to the ground with a spade. George has cared devotedly for the flock, even reading them books every night. Led by Miss Maple, the smartest sheep in Glennkill (and possibly the world), they set out to find George’s killer. The A-team of investigators includes Othello, the “bad-boy” black ram; Mopple the Whale, a Merino who eats a lot and remembers everything; and Zora, a pensive black-faced ewe with a weakness for abysses. Joined by other members of the richly talented flock, they engage in nightlong discussions about the crime, wild metaphysical speculations, and embark on reconnaissance missions into the village, where they encounter some likely suspects. Along the way, the sheep confront their own all-too-human struggles with guilt, misdeeds, and unrequited love. Funny, fresh, and endearing, it introduces a wonderful new breed of detectives to Canadian readers.

Forecast

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 902 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (89 download)

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Download or read book Forecast written by and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 902 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Delphi Collected Works of Enid Blyton (Illustrated)

Author : Enid Blyton
Publisher : Delphi Classics
ISBN 13 : 1801700729
Total Pages : 16675 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Delphi Collected Works of Enid Blyton (Illustrated) written by Enid Blyton and published by Delphi Classics. This book was released on 2022-09-20 with total page 16675 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A highly popular British author of stories, poems and educational books for children, Enid Blyton produced numerous series that have remained worldwide bestsellers since the 1930s. Her works largely consist of mystery or adventure stories, as well as tales that take place in schools and the circus. Her ‘Famous Five’, ‘Secret Seven’, ‘Five Find-Outers’ and ‘Malory Towers’ are enduring classics of children’s literature. They feature clearly delineated good and bad characters, while constructing exciting plots that illustrate traditional moral lessons. Blyton’s vocabulary and prose style are simple and highly accessible for beginning readers. This eBook presents the largest collection of Blyton’s work ever compiled in a single edition, with numerous illustrations, rare texts and informative introductions. (Version 1) * Beautifully illustrated with images relating to Blyton’s life and works * Concise introductions to the major texts * All of the major novels, with individual contents tables * The complete ‘Famous Five’, ‘Secret Seven’, ‘Five Find-Outers’ and ‘Malory Towers’ books * Rare ‘Secret Seven’ short stories, digitised here for the first time * Wishing-Chair and Amelia Jane Stories available in no other collection * Images of how the books were first published, giving your eReader a taste of the original texts * Excellent formatting of the texts * Famous works are fully illustrated with their original artwork (when the illustrator’s work is no longer held in copyright) * Blyton’s poetry collection * Features the fully-illustrated autobiography – available here for the first time in digital publishing * Ordering of texts into chronological order and series Please visit the Delphi website for a full contents list CONTENTS: The Famous Five Books Five on a Treasure Island (1942) Five Go Adventuring Again (1943) Five Run Away Together (1944) Five Go to Smuggler’s Top (1945) Five Go Off in a Caravan (1946) Five on Kirrin Island Again (1947) Five Go Off to Camp (1948) Five Get into Trouble (1949) Five Fall into Adventure (1950) Five on a Hike Together (1951) Five Have a Wonderful Time (1952) Five Go Down to the Sea (1953) Five Go to Mystery Moor (1954) Five Have Plenty of Fun (1955) Five on a Secret Trail (1956) Five Go to Billycock Hill (1957) Five Get into a Fix (1958) Five on Finniston Farm (1960) Five Go to Demon’s Rocks (1961) Five Have a Mystery to Solve (1962) Five are Together Again (1963) Famous Five Short Stories The Secret Seven Books The Secret Seven (1949) Secret Seven Adventure (1950) Well Done Secret Seven (1951) Secret Seven on the Trail (1952) Go Ahead Secret Seven (1953) Good Work Secret Seven (1954) Secret Seven Win Through (1955) Three Cheers Secret Seven (1956) Secret Seven Mystery (1957) Puzzle for the Secret Seven (1958) Secret Seven Fireworks (1959) Good Old Secret Seven (1960) Shock for the Secret Seven (1961) Look Out Secret Seven (1962) Fun for the Secret Seven (1963) Secret Seven Short Stories Malory Towers Series First Term at Malory Towers (1946) Second Form at Malory Towers (1947) Third Year at Malory Towers (1948) Upper Fourth at Malory Towers (1949) In the Fifth at Malory Towers (1950) Last Term at Malory Towers (1951) The Adventure Series The Five Find-Outers Books Wishing-Chair Series The Amelia Jane Books The Family Series The Farm Series The Circus Series St. Clare’s Series Mr. Twiddle Books The Faraway Tree Series Mister Meddle Books The Naughtiest Girl Books The Barney Mysteries The Secret Series The Six Cousins Books The Poetry Book Child Whispers (1923) Other Books 48 more books - too many to list The Autobiography The Story of My Life (1952)

A new general English dictionary ... Originally begun by ... Thomas Dyche ... And now finished by William Pardon ... The twelfth edition, with the addition of the ... market towns in England and Wales, etc

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Author : Thomas DYCHE
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 922 pages
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Author : Thomas DYCHE
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 928 pages
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Download or read book A new general English dictionary ... Originally begun by ... Thomas Dyche ... and now finish'd by William Pardon ... The tenth edition, etc written by Thomas DYCHE and published by . This book was released on 1759 with total page 928 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

A New General English Dictionary ; Peculiarly Calculated for the Use and Improvement of Such as are Unacquainted with the Learned Languages. Where in the Difficult Words, and Technical Terms Made Use of in Anatomy, Architecture, Etc. to which is Prefixed a Compendious English Grammar,... Together with a Supplement of the Proper Names of the Most Noted,... as Also of the Most Celebrated Emperors, Kings, Etc. Originally Begun by the Late Reverend Mr. Thomas Dyche and Now Finished by William Pardon. The Eleventh Edition, with the Addition of the Several Market Towns in England and Wales,...

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Author : Thomas Dyche
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Download or read book A New General English Dictionary ; Peculiarly Calculated for the Use and Improvement of Such as are Unacquainted with the Learned Languages. Where in the Difficult Words, and Technical Terms Made Use of in Anatomy, Architecture, Etc. to which is Prefixed a Compendious English Grammar,... Together with a Supplement of the Proper Names of the Most Noted,... as Also of the Most Celebrated Emperors, Kings, Etc. Originally Begun by the Late Reverend Mr. Thomas Dyche and Now Finished by William Pardon. The Eleventh Edition, with the Addition of the Several Market Towns in England and Wales,... written by Thomas Dyche and published by . This book was released on 1760 with total page 922 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Dust Bunnies

Author : Nicki Rae
Publisher : City of Light Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1952536073
Total Pages : 17 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (525 download)

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Download or read book The Dust Bunnies written by Nicki Rae and published by City of Light Publishing . This book was released on 2021-05-01 with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Fluff, Puff, and Stuff, three adorable dust bunnies ready to reveal their favorite hiding places, snacks, and games! In this charming rhyming book, young readers enter the world of dust bunnies—which happens to be right under their their own bed! Under the couch, in the corner, and anywhere crumbs and dust can be found, dust bunnies will be at play! Perfect for Easter baskets, spring cleaning season, or for any bunny-loving, chore-resistant child.

The Big Book of Good Night Stories

Author : Thornton Burgess
Publisher : e-artnow
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 2664 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (57 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Good Night Stories written by Thornton Burgess and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2019-06-03 with total page 2664 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Musaicum Books presents to you a meticulously edited Thornton Burgess collection. This ebook has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Content: Bedtime Story-Books: The Adventures of Reddy Fox The Adventures of Johnny Chuck The Adventures of Peter Cottontail The Adventures of Unc' Billy Possum The Adventures of Mr. Mocker The Adventures of Jerry Muskrat The Adventures of Danny Meadow Mouse The Adventures of Grandfather Frog The Adventures of Chatterer, the Red Squirrel The Adventures of Sammy Jay The Adventures of Buster Bear The Adventures of Old Mr. Toad The Adventures of Prickly Porky The Adventures of Old Man Coyote The Adventures of Paddy the Beaver The Adventures of Poor Mrs. Quack The Adventures of Bobby Coon The Adventures of Jimmy Skunk The Adventures of Bob White Mother West Wind Series: The Old Mother West Wind Mother West Wind's Children Mother West Wind's Animal Friends Mother West Wind "Why" Stories Mother West Wind "How" Stories Mother West Wind "When" Stories Mother West Wind "Where" Stories The Green Meadow Series: Happy Jack Mrs. Peter Rabbit Bowser the Hound Old Granny Fox Other Children's Books: Lightfoot the Deer Blacky the Crow Whitefoot the Woodmouse The Burgess Bird Book for Children The Burgess Animal Book for Children Boy Scout Books: The Boy Scouts of Woodcraft Camp The Boy Scouts in a Trapper's Camp

The Great Book of Good Night Stories

Author : Thornton Burgess
Publisher : e-artnow
ISBN 13 : 8026898494
Total Pages : 2664 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book The Great Book of Good Night Stories written by Thornton Burgess and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2018-11-14 with total page 2664 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This meticulously edited children's book collection is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: Bedtime Story-Books: The Adventures of Reddy Fox The Adventures of Johnny Chuck The Adventures of Peter Cottontail The Adventures of Unc' Billy Possum The Adventures of Mr. Mocker The Adventures of Jerry Muskrat The Adventures of Danny Meadow Mouse The Adventures of Grandfather Frog The Adventures of Chatterer, the Red Squirrel The Adventures of Sammy Jay The Adventures of Buster Bear The Adventures of Old Mr. Toad The Adventures of Prickly Porky The Adventures of Old Man Coyote The Adventures of Paddy the Beaver The Adventures of Poor Mrs. Quack The Adventures of Bobby Coon The Adventures of Jimmy Skunk The Adventures of Bob White Mother West Wind Series: The Old Mother West Wind Mother West Wind's Children Mother West Wind's Animal Friends Mother West Wind "Why" Stories Mother West Wind "How" Stories Mother West Wind "When" Stories Mother West Wind "Where" Stories The Green Meadow Series: Happy Jack Mrs. Peter Rabbit Bowser the Hound Old Granny Fox Other Children's Books: Lightfoot the Deer Blacky the Crow Whitefoot the Woodmouse The Burgess Bird Book for Children The Burgess Animal Book for Children Boy Scout Books: The Boy Scouts of Woodcraft Camp The Boy Scouts in a Trapper's Camp

Between Jobs

Author : W.R. Gingell
Publisher : W. R. Gingell
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Between Jobs written by W.R. Gingell and published by W. R. Gingell. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you get up in the morning, the last thing you expect to see is a murdered guy hanging outside your window. Things like that tend to draw the attention of the local police, and when you’re squatting in your parents’ old house until you can afford to buy it, another thing you can’t afford is the attention of the cops. Oh yeah. Hi. My name is Pet. It’s not my real name, but it’s the only one you’re getting. Things like names are important these days. And it’s not so much that I’m Pet. I am a pet. A human pet: I belong to the two Behindkind fae and the pouty vampire who just moved into my house. It’s not weird, I promise—well, it is weird, yeah. But it’s not weird weird, you know?