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Book Synopsis 50 Shades of Politics by : Eileen McGann
Download or read book 50 Shades of Politics written by Eileen McGann and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-07 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things are not always black and white in politics - there seem to be about 50 shades of politics! This is a compilation of about one hundred stories telling what happened along the author's way through recent political history. Some are autobiographic, others are funny examples of working in a quirky business and traveling in foreign countries. Some are controversial. Some reveal exactly what-it-was-like.
Book Synopsis 50 Shades of Getting Laid (Book One) by : Frank Holtzer
Download or read book 50 Shades of Getting Laid (Book One) written by Frank Holtzer and published by AbsolutelyAmazingebooks.com. This book was released on 2022-03-23 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Titillating ..." - H.L. Osterman, Short Changed "Left me hot and bothered ... a non-stop orgy." - Barthélemy Banks, Mumm Adults Only Here are a dozen or so stories designed to titillate and arouse ... modern-day sex romps more explicit than any Forum. These original tales of trysts, liaisons, tête-à-têtes, threesomes, gangbangs, and booty calls are not for the straight-laced or timid reader.
Book Synopsis 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t by : Alex Fleming
Download or read book 50 Shades Of Bullsh*t written by Alex Fleming and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.
Book Synopsis Fifty Shades of Oral Pleasure by : Marisa Bennett
Download or read book Fifty Shades of Oral Pleasure written by Marisa Bennett and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2013-04-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a time when taboo erotica novels are replacing the books on our coffee tables, it's no wonder that couples are exploring the naughtiest sides of sex, from silk ties and whips to candle wax and ben wa balls. But what about kink's greatest predecessor, its founding father--the blow job? Oral sex has been one of the hottest ways to get off since the invention of the mouth, so what better way to get back to your roots and perfect your tantalizing techniques? This sexy how-to guide takes you through the Hers, His, and Us approaches to oral bliss. Get a sexy re-education on anatomy, build your oral arsenal for the most earth-shattering orgasms, bring in the kink, and try new oral positions with the help of some artfully drawn sketches. For foreplay or for your play, read some of the steamy erotica excerpts of oral sex that have been included to get you both riled and ready! Marisa Bennett takes you down lust-paved roadways to erotic oral play and beyond. This enthusiastic, witty, and sexy road map will bring you to the best oral sex you are about to have!
Book Synopsis Fifty Shades from Christian’s Point of View by : E L James
Download or read book Fifty Shades from Christian’s Point of View written by E L James and published by Random House. This book was released on 2017-11-28 with total page 1136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Christian’s own words, and through his thoughts, reflections, and dreams, E L James offers a fresh perspective on the love story that has enthralled millions of readers around the world. Grey CHRISTIAN GREY exercises control in all things; his world is neat, disciplined, and utterly empty – until the day that Anastasia Steele falls into his office, in a tangle of shapely limbs and tumbling brown hair. He tries to forget her, but instead is swept up in a storm of emotion he cannot comprehend and cannot resist. Unlike any woman he has known before, shy, unworldly Ana seems to see right through him – past the business prodigy and the penthouse lifestyle to Christian’s cold, wounded heart. Will being with Ana dispel the horrors of his childhood that haunt Christian every night? Or will his dark sexual desires, his compulsion to control, and the self-loathing that fills his soul drive this girl away and destroy the fragile hope she offers him? Darker Their scorching, sensual affair ended in heartbreak and recrimination, but Christian Grey cannot get Anastasia Steele out of his mind, or his blood. Determined to win her back, he tries to suppress his darkest desires and his need for complete control, and to love Ana on her own terms. But the horrors of his childhood still haunt him, and Ana’s scheming boss, Jack Hyde, clearly wants her for himself. Can Christian’s confidant and therapist, Dr. Flynn, help him face down his demons? Or will the possessiveness of Elena, his seducer, and the deranged devotion of Leila, his former submissive, drag Christian down into the past? And if Christian does win Ana back, can a man so dark and damaged ever hope to keep her?
Book Synopsis 50 Ways to Eat Cock by : Adrienne N. Hew
Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.
Download or read book 50 Shades of Rust written by Tom Cotter and published by Motorbooks. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 barn-find tales sure to entice any car collector. In recent years, the quest to find and restore forgotten automotive gems has generated a cult-like following - a very large cult-like following. So large, in fact, that the subject of automotive archaeology has inspired an entire genre of television programs, including Counting Cars, Desert Car Kings, Chasing Classic Cars, One of a Kind, What's My Car Worth?, and numerous others. Author Tom Cotter is at the forefront of this movement with his In the Barn series, a line of books that inspired many of the above-mentioned television programs. 50 Shades of Rust collects 90-plus of the all-time best barn-find stories. Each story is accompanied by photographs from the scenes of the finds, creating a heavily illustrated book unlike any barn-find book yet published.
Book Synopsis A Billion Wicked Thoughts by : Ogi Ogas
Download or read book A Billion Wicked Thoughts written by Ogi Ogas and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-05-05 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book on sex in the twenty-first century “Alfred Kinsey only scratched the surface. Interviewing a mere 18,000 horny humans? Please . . . Drs. Ogas and Gaddam [offer] hot new scientific findings.”—The Washington Post Want to know what really turns your partner on? A Billion Wicked Thoughts offers the clearest picture ever of the differences between male and female sexuality and the teeming diversity of human desire. What makes men attracted to images and so predictable in their appetites? What makes the set up to a romantic evening so important for a woman? Why are women’s desires so hard to predict? Neuroscientists Ogi Ogas and Sai Gaddam reveal the mechanics of sexual relationships based on their extensive research into the mountains of new data on human behavior available in online entertainment and traffic around the world. Not since Alfred Kinsey in the 1950s has there been such a revolution in our knowledge of what is really going on in the bedroom. What Ogas and Gaddam learned, and now share, will deepen and enrich the way you, and your partner, think and talk about sex.
Book Synopsis Why Read Moby-Dick? by : Nathaniel Philbrick
Download or read book Why Read Moby-Dick? written by Nathaniel Philbrick and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A “brilliant and provocative” (The New Yorker) celebration of Melville’s masterpiece—from the bestselling author of In the Heart of the Sea, Valiant Ambition, and In the Hurricane's Eye One of the greatest American novels finds its perfect contemporary champion in Why Read Moby-Dick?, Nathaniel Philbrick’s enlightening and entertaining tour through Melville’s classic. As he did in his National Book Award–winning bestseller In the Heart of the Sea, Philbrick brings a sailor’s eye and an adventurer’s passion to unfolding the story behind an epic American journey. He skillfully navigates Melville’s world and illuminates the book’s humor and unforgettable characters—finding the thread that binds Ishmael and Ahab to our own time and, indeed, to all times. An ideal match between author and subject, Why Read Moby-Dick? will start conversations, inspire arguments, and make a powerful case that this classic tale waits to be discovered anew. “Gracefully written [with an] infectious enthusiasm…”—New York Times Book Review
Book Synopsis 50 Ways to Eat Cock by : Adrienne Hew
Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne Hew and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We asked rooster lovers from around the world to show us their cocks and they obliged! Proudly presenting Centerfolds, the companion adult coloring book to 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls!Inside you'll find outlines (NOT recipes) of the 50 peckers that made the cut - ready and waiting for you to finish them off with your skillful strokes. From Nugget and Big Bird to Lord Vader and Mr. Naughtikins, you're sure to find a hunk of avian beefcake to titillate your creative juices.
Book Synopsis All About Cock by : The Fabulous Dick Johnson
Download or read book All About Cock written by The Fabulous Dick Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-22 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you think about Cock all the time? Are you obsessed with putting dark meat into your mouth at inappropriate times and settings? Then face it... you were born to read this book!There are so many ways to enjoy Cock... and this book shows you all of the best ones. Tired of choked chicken? (as in "arti-choke", geeze...) Just grab a few ingredients and a friend and you'll both soon be enjoying the best Cock you've ever tasted. Be careful not to gag! (as in "gag gift", what's with people these days?) THE PERFECT GIFT for anyone who likes COCK and likes it Fabulous! Buy two, cause you're gonna wish you kept one for yourself... (Scroll up and click on book cover to "LOOK INSIDE") OUR SIMPLE, NO-RISK GUARANTEE: Laugh, guffaw, or cackle your way through this parody cookbook, or we will refund you! Ready to enjoy some Cock? Then hit the "Add to Cart" button now! FREE SHIPPING for Amazon Prime members.
Download or read book Zeus Is a Dick written by Susie Donkin and published by Hodder Studio. This book was released on 2021-09-09 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Yiddish with Dick and Jane by : Ellis Weiner
Download or read book Yiddish with Dick and Jane written by Ellis Weiner and published by Little Brown. This book was released on 2014-05-21 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Oy vey"--this is a primer like no other. In an inspired parodic twist, the two least Jewish characters in American literature spout some of the edgy, ironic Yiddishisms that have become part of the American vernacular. 35 full-color drawings.
Book Synopsis Adult Coloring Books by : Adult Coloring Books
Download or read book Adult Coloring Books written by Adult Coloring Books and published by Tip Top Education. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
Download or read book The Pussy written by Delicious Tacos and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-07-04 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Savage yarns that rip into your sac and don't let go." -- Michiko Kakutani
Book Synopsis 50 Cocks That Won't Disappoint - A Chicken Lovers Cookbook by : Anna Konik
Download or read book 50 Cocks That Won't Disappoint - A Chicken Lovers Cookbook written by Anna Konik and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-19 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALERT - ALERT - ALERT You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom. Who you can give it to as a Christmas present: You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored. Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top. Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing! No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together. P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.
Book Synopsis Fuck Off I'm Coloring Dicks by : P. N. S. Publishing
Download or read book Fuck Off I'm Coloring Dicks written by P. N. S. Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-23 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★Fuck Off i'm Coloring Dicks! The Most Funny Gift★ This Funny Cock Coloring Book For Adults includes 30 Pages with different levels of difficulty. It is suitable for beginners as well as for advanced. Each page is a unique with abstract flowers, Mandalas... and different collections of dicks Coloring pages. This Dick colouring book is perfect for bachelorette party gifts, Naughty Bachelorette Party Games, will provide hours of fun and relaxation For Stress and Depression Release. Every Naughty page will help you clear your mind, it's a perfect gift for either yourself or as a naughty birthday present. you will definitely have a pleasant time coloring this funny Penis Coloring book. OVER 30 New Collections of Unique Hand curated Designs To Color Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 For adult only Matte finish cover design High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs
