301 Original Drop Dead Funny Zombie Jokes

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301 Original Drop Dead Funny Zombie Jokes

Author : JoJo SanDiego
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781978377561
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (775 download)

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Download or read book 301 Original Drop Dead Funny Zombie Jokes written by JoJo SanDiego and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world is crazy about zombies! And who doesn't love a good joke? JoJo SanDeigo and Jerry Corley have created the perfect combination of 301 Original Drop Dead funny zombie jokes. Inspired to write another zombie book after the completion of Mother Ghoul's Zombie Nursery Rhymes, because just like the rest of the world they have gone Zombie Crazy! It's the ultimate clean joke book! Jokes for boys, jokes for girls, jokes for teens, Halloween jokes, and even some jokes for adults.

101 Terrible Zombie Jokes

Author : John Rhea
Publisher : The Undead Institute
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book 101 Terrible Zombie Jokes written by John Rhea and published by The Undead Institute. This book was released on with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’ve heard of a zombie only a mother could love, well this is a joke book only a dad could love. Well him and all those with refined tastes in fatherly humor. You’ll laugh, cry and definitely groan (or is it moan?) at these original, zombie-themed jokes from the braaains behind the Undead Institute. Here’s a sample of the horrors you’ll find between these pages: What did the zombie say after feasting at the insane asylum? Tastes like nuts. What do you call a zombie in a pool with no arms or legs? Bob. What’s scarier than a zombie in a clown suit? Nothing. How would you describe both a zombie ninja and zombie flatulence? Silent but undeadly. What’s the difference between a dad joke and a zombie joke? The sound: groans versus moans. A vampire, a ghost, and a zombie walk into a bar. A few minutes later, who walks out? Two zombie vampires and a very lonely ghost. What do you call a horde of bad zombie jokes? This book. How can you tell if the dealer at your weekly poker game is a zombie? If he shuffles with his feet. If you don’t love this joke book, there’s probably something very, very right with you.

100+ Zombie Jokes

Author : Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781311495150
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (951 download)

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Download or read book 100+ Zombie Jokes written by Johnny B. Laughing and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100+ Funny Zombie Jokes & Halloween Humor for Kids!Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.* 100+ funny zombie & Halloween jokes* Excellent for early and beginner readers* Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children* Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud* Funny and hilarious Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adultsThe Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of zombie & Halloween jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically!From this Funny Joke Book...Q: Where do zombies go swimming?A: The Dead Sea!HAHA!Q: What kind of candy do zombies dislike?A: Life Savers!LOL!Q: What did the zombie say before the fight?A: Do you want a piece of me!?HAHA!Q: Why did the zombie go to the dentist?A: He wanted to improve his bite!100+ Zombie & Halloween Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)You will be rolling on the floor laughing at this MASSIVE collection of 100+ zombie & Halloween jokes for kids. This is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about zombies, monsters, ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, zombies, and other Halloween ghouls of all shapes and sizes will make make you go wild with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!Scroll up and click 'buy' to get your copy today!

101+ Zombie Jokes!

Author : L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535556910
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (569 download)

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Download or read book 101+ Zombie Jokes! written by L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-31 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funniest Zombie Jokes in the World! Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! This book is excellent for early and beginner readers, long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Funny zombie jokes Great for early and beginning readers Hilarious jokes, puns, comedy, and halloween humor Excellent for text messages and funny status updates With this collection of funny zombie jokes you can make everyone laugh! This book full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Q: Why was the zombie fired from his job? A: They needed someone more lively! LOL Q: How did the zombie accomplish all his goals? A: He was very DEADicated! HAHA Q: What time do zombies wake up? A: Ate o'clock! LOL Q: When does a zombie sleep? A: When he's dead tired! LOL Funny Jokes Club The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, silly jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

Zombie Jokes

Author : Arnie Lightning
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535361927
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (619 download)

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Download or read book Zombie Jokes written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-22 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombie Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean halloween zombie jokes for children. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home! Funny zombie jokes Cute and colorful monster illustrations Excellent for early and beginning readers Fun games and puzzles included Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: Where do zombies go swimming? A: The Dead Sea! ~HAHA!~ Q: What kind of vehicle did the zombie purchase? A: A monster truck! ~LOL!~ Q: What did the zombie say after he ate a comedian? A: This tastes funny! ~HAHA!~ Q: On which day do zombies eat people? A: On Chewsday! ~LOL!~ Q: Where's the safest place to be during a zombie invasion? A: The LIVING room! Cute and Hilarious Jokes About Zombies! This funny joke book is full of zombies, monsters, ghouls, and halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about silly monsters will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

Soft Apocalypse

Author : Will McIntosh
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1405522658
Total Pages : 239 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book Soft Apocalypse written by Will McIntosh and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-12-06 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've always imagined the world coming to an end in spectacular, explosive fashion. But what if - instead - humanity is just destined to slowly crumble? For Jasper and his nomadic tribe, their former life as middle-class Americans seems like a distant memory. Their world took a turn for the worse - and then never got better. Resources are running out, jobs keep getting scarcer, and the fabric of society is slowly disintegrating . . . . But in the midst of this all, Jasper's just a guy trying to make ends meet, find a nice girl who won't screw him around, and keep his group safe on the violent streets. Soft Apocalypse follows the tribe's struggle to find a place for themselves and their children in the dangerous new place their world has become.

In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories

Author : Alvin Schwartz
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0064440907
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (644 download)

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Download or read book In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories written by Alvin Schwartz and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1985-10-02 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Creak... Crash... BOO! Shivering skeletons, ghostly pirates, chattering corpses, and haunted graveyards...all to chill your bones! Share these seven spine-tingling stories in a dark, dark room.

Dreams Come to Life: An AFK Book (Bendy #1)

Author : Adrienne Kress
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338343998
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (383 download)

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Download or read book Dreams Come to Life: An AFK Book (Bendy #1) written by Adrienne Kress and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An all-new official, original novel from the twisted world of the hit horror video game, Bendy and the Ink Machine! Seventeen-year-old Buddy has spent most of his life trying to escape the Lower East Side slums of New York City. Working as a delivery boy to support his family, Buddy wants to become an artist, a dream he's sure will never be realized. But that all changes when a delivery job puts him face-to-face with Mister Joey Drew, the eccentric owner of an animation studio.Mister Drew takes Buddy under his wing as an apprentice, thrusting him into a world unlike anything Buddy has ever seen before. There's the colorful cast of the studio, from the cranky, yet driven composer Sammy Lawrence to Dot, the writing intern and Buddy's counterpart. Working for Mister Drew, Buddy starts to think that maybe it's really as simple as Mister Drew says: Dreams do come true. But not everything at the studio is as picture-perfect as it seems . . .Something is going bump in the night at Joey Drew Studios, something that leaves behind trails of thick, dark ink. While the studio frantically works toward their latest deadline, Buddy and Dot team up to find out just what is tormenting the studio after-hours, even if it means tracking the trail to Mister Drew himself.Don't miss this official, original, pulse-pounding story from award-winning author Adrienne Kress, developed with theMeatly, Mike Mood, and Bookpast!

The Illusion of Living: An AFK Book (Bendy)

Author : Adrienne Kress
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338733915
Total Pages : 247 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (387 download)

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Download or read book The Illusion of Living: An AFK Book (Bendy) written by Adrienne Kress and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enter the mind of Joey Drew in this exclusive memoir, sure to captivate fans of the hit horror video games Bendy and the Ink Machine and Bendy and the Dark Revival! Bendy fans will delight in poring over the memoir of his ingenious creator, Joey Drew. From humble beginnings to his meteoric rise as the force behind his eponymous studio, Mr. Drew offers a behind the scenes peek at his many animation innovations, such as Sillivision, his "Rules to Animate By," and of course his unique approach to franchising-among the first of its time. This re-release even includes never before seen information omitted from the original manuscript, cobbled together from the Joey Drew Studios archive as well as Mr. Drew's personal estate. Don't miss this exclusive peek inside the rise-and fall-of one of the most groundbreaking animators in history!

Crack-Up Comics Collection: An AFK Book (Bendy)

Author : Vannotes
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 133867482X
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (386 download)

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Download or read book Crack-Up Comics Collection: An AFK Book (Bendy) written by Vannotes and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of vintage 1930s-1940s Bendy comic strips is a must-have for those wanting to peek into the silly, scary world of Bendy and his friends! For those dying to know more about the simple, darkly funny cartoons produced at Joey Drew Studios, look no further than this illustrated collection of comics based on the exploits of Bendy, Boris the Wolf, Alice Angel, and all their friends! This collection of vintage comic strip adaptations brings to life the best of the many cartoon features produced by Joey Drew Studios. Fans of all ages won't want to miss this never-before-published romp that brings to life the world of Bendy!

In the Time of the Butterflies

Author : Julia Alvarez
Publisher : Algonquin Books
ISBN 13 : 1616200995
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book In the Time of the Butterflies written by Julia Alvarez and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2010-01-12 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrating its 30th anniversary in 2024, internationally bestselling author and literary icon Julia Alvarez's In the Time of the Butterflies is "beautiful, heartbreaking and alive ... a lyrical work of historical fiction based on the story of the Mirabal sisters, revolutionary heroes who had opposed and fought against Trujillo." (Concepción de León, New York Times) Alvarez’s new novel, The Cemetery of Untold Stories, is coming April 2, 2024. Pre-order now! It is November 25, 1960, and three beautiful sisters have been found near their wrecked Jeep at the bottom of a 150-foot cliff on the north coast of the Dominican Republic. The official state newspaper reports their deaths as accidental. It does not mention that a fourth sister lives. Nor does it explain that the sisters were among the leading opponents of Gen. Rafael Leónidas Trujillo’s dictatorship. It doesn’t have to. Everybody knows of Las Mariposas—the Butterflies. In this extraordinary novel, the voices of all four sisters--Minerva, Patria, María Teresa, and the survivor, Dedé--speak across the decades to tell their own stories, from secret crushes to gunrunning, and to describe the everyday horrors of life under Trujillo’s rule. Through the art and magic of Julia Alvarez’s imagination, the martyred Butterflies live again in this novel of courage and love, and the human costs of political oppression. "Alvarez helped blaze the trail for Latina authors to break into the literary mainstream, with novels like In the Time of the Butterflies and How the García Girls Lost Their Accents winning praise from critics and gracing best-seller lists across the Americas."—Francisco Cantú, The New York Times Book Review "This Julia Alvarez classic is a must-read for anyone of Latinx descent." —Popsugar.com "A gorgeous and sensitive novel . . . A compelling story of courage, patriotism and familial devotion." —People "Shimmering . . . Valuable and necessary." —Los Angeles Times "A magnificent treasure for all cultures and all time.” —St. Petersburg Times "Alvarez does a remarkable job illustrating the ruinous effect the 30-year dictatorship had on the Dominican Republic and the very real human cost it entailed."—Cosmopolitan.com

My Friend Dahmer (Movie Tie-In Edition)

Author : Derf Backderf
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1683352033
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (833 download)

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Download or read book My Friend Dahmer (Movie Tie-In Edition) written by Derf Backderf and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A well-told, powerful story. Backderf is quite skilled in using comics to tell this tale of a truly weird and sinister 1970s adolescent world.â€? —R. Crumb NATIONAL BESTSELLER Named a BEST OF 2012 by Time, The Village Voice, A.V. Club, comiXology, Boing Boing, Publishers Weekly, MTV Geek, and more! “ASTOUNDING.â€? —Lev Grossman, Time You only think you know this story. In 1991, Jeffrey Dahmer—the most notorious serial killer since Jack the Ripper—seared himself into the American consciousness. To the public, Dahmer was a monster who committed unthinkable atrocities. To Derf Backderf, Dahmer was a much more complex figure: a high school friend with whom he had shared classrooms, hallways, and car rides. In My Friend Dahmer, a haunting and original graphic novel, writer-artist Backderf creates a surprisingly sympathetic portrait of a disturbed young man struggling against the morbid urges emanating from the deep recesses of his psyche—a shy kid, a teenage alcoholic, and a goofball who never quite fit in with his classmates. With profound insight, what emerges is a Jeffrey Dahmer that few ever really knew, and readers will never forget. This new paperback edition will coincide with the release of the movie adaptation of My Friend Dahmer and will include additional bonus content from the author archives.

Plugged in

Author : Patti M. Valkenburg
Publisher : Yale University Press
ISBN 13 : 0300218877
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (2 download)

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Download or read book Plugged in written by Patti M. Valkenburg and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2017-01-01 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cover -- Half-title -- Title -- Copyright -- Dedication -- Contents -- Preface -- 1 Youth and Media -- 2 Then and Now -- 3 Themes and Theoretical Perspectives -- 4 Infants, Toddlers, and Preschoolers -- 5 Children -- 6 Adolescents -- 7 Media and Violence -- 8 Media and Emotions -- 9 Advertising and Commercialism -- 10 Media and Sex -- 11 Media and Education -- 12 Digital Games -- 13 Social Media -- 14 Media and Parenting -- 15 The End -- Notes -- Acknowledgments -- Index -- A -- B -- C -- D -- E -- F -- G -- H -- I -- J -- K -- L -- M -- N -- O -- P -- Q -- R -- S -- T -- U -- V -- W -- X -- Y -- Z

The Linux Command Line, 2nd Edition

Author : William Shotts
Publisher : No Starch Press
ISBN 13 : 1593279531
Total Pages : 504 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (932 download)

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Download or read book The Linux Command Line, 2nd Edition written by William Shotts and published by No Starch Press. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 504 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You've experienced the shiny, point-and-click surface of your Linux computer--now dive below and explore its depths with the power of the command line. The Linux Command Line takes you from your very first terminal keystrokes to writing full programs in Bash, the most popular Linux shell (or command line). Along the way you'll learn the timeless skills handed down by generations of experienced, mouse-shunning gurus: file navigation, environment configuration, command chaining, pattern matching with regular expressions, and more. In addition to that practical knowledge, author William Shotts reveals the philosophy behind these tools and the rich heritage that your desktop Linux machine has inherited from Unix supercomputers of yore. As you make your way through the book's short, easily-digestible chapters, you'll learn how to: • Create and delete files, directories, and symlinks • Administer your system, including networking, package installation, and process management • Use standard input and output, redirection, and pipelines • Edit files with Vi, the world's most popular text editor • Write shell scripts to automate common or boring tasks • Slice and dice text files with cut, paste, grep, patch, and sed Once you overcome your initial "shell shock," you'll find that the command line is a natural and expressive way to communicate with your computer. Just don't be surprised if your mouse starts to gather dust.

Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen (2019-2020) #12

Author : Matt Fraction
Publisher : DC Comics
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen (2019-2020) #12 written by Matt Fraction and published by DC Comics. This book was released on 2020-07-14 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whoa-is that what I think it is? If I’m reading this solicitation text correctly, we made it to issue #12! Mazel tov! Party time! If you see Matt and Steve at the next convention, go buy them a drink because I have no idea how we made it this far! No, wait, I do-it’s all thanks to you guys! In this final issue, with the Daily Planet on the ropes, Jimmy learns something about it that’ll change everything forever.

Stranger Things: Rebel Robin

Author : A. R. Capetta
Publisher : Ember
ISBN 13 : 0593375599
Total Pages : 369 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (933 download)

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Download or read book Stranger Things: Rebel Robin written by A. R. Capetta and published by Ember. This book was released on 2022-05-31 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the backstory of new Stranger Things fan favorite Robin--the perfect read for anyone looking forward to devouring the fourth season on Netflix—now available as a paperback! High school is a monster, and it's eating everyone Robin knows. It's the beginning of sophomore year, and Robin's Odd Squad friends couple up, won't stop talking about college and their future careers, and are obsessed with trying to act "normal." Robin knows that game well--she's been pretending for years, hoping nobody would notice the sarcastic polyglot French horn player with a bad perm in the back of the room. But there's one aspect of her identity that she knows for sure doesn't fit in with her image--Robin likes girls. How is she supposed to be her true self in teeny-tiny Hawkins, Indiana? Robin is convinced the only way she can experience real life is by fleeing to Europe for the summer--aka Operation Croissant. But she has no money, no permission, and no one to share the adventure with--and it will take a heck of a lot more than that to escape Hawkins in one piece. Sprinkled with references to your favorite Stranger Things characters, this prequel chronicles one girl's realization that the only person she really needs to be accepted by is herself.

Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual

Author : Dayton Ward
Publisher : Insight Editions
ISBN 13 : 1683835212
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (838 download)

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Download or read book Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual written by Dayton Ward and published by Insight Editions. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In unabashed celebration of Captain James T. Kirk’s singular fighting skills, Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual is every Starfleet cadet's must-have training guide for surviving the final frontier. As captain of the legendary U.S.S. Enterprise, James T. Kirk engaged in his share of fisticuffs, besting opponents with a slick combination of moves and guile that remains unmatched. Is there anyone you’d rather have watching your back as you take on Klingons, alien gladiators, genetically engineered supermen, and even the occasional giant walking reptile? Kirk Fu is a series of unarmed combat techniques developed by one of Starfleet’s most celebrated starship captains over several years of encounters with alien species on any number of strange new worlds. A blend of various fighting styles, Kirk Fu incorporates elements of several Earth-based martial arts forms as well as cruder methods employed in bars and back alleys on planets throughout the galaxy. It is as unorthodox in practice as it is unbelievable to behold. Including excerpts from Kirk’s own notes and personal logs, the Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual is the perfect training guide for surviving the depths of space. With proper training and practice, every Starfleet cadet can become one with Kirk Fu.