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299 Quick Jokes for Kids

Author : I. P. Grinning
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781494443221
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (432 download)

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Download or read book 299 Quick Jokes for Kids written by I. P. Grinning and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IP Grinning presents... '299 Quick Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: Why are vampires polite when taking blood? They always fang you for it! What do you do your mum rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her! What happened when the zombie wanted a Halloween party? He went to the graveyard and dug up a few friends! Doctor, doctor, a bee stung me. Can you put some ointment on it? No, it'll be long gone by now! Which Star Wars' character gradually disappeared? Darth Fader! Which planet in the solar system did the alien crash land on? Splaturn! Which sea creature does best at underwater math? An octoplus! What do you get if cross a Dinosaur with a Termite? Dinomite! Why are pirates called pirates? Because they “Arrrrr!” What happened to the man who crossed his dog with an elephant? I can't recall - but ask the elephant it'll remember! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.

299 Funny Jokes for Kids

Author : I. P Grinning
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781494372835
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (728 download)

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Book Synopsis 299 Funny Jokes for Kids by : I. P Grinning

Download or read book 299 Funny Jokes for Kids written by I. P Grinning and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-12-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IP Grinning presents... '299 Funny Jokes for Kids', a fun, funny, and often cheesy joke book. Kid's jokes are a wonderful, natural way for children to improve their reading. They are able to practice their reading skills whilst enjoying themselves. Joke books for kids have the added benefit of improving memories, and importantly, instilling confidence. Children are given a great reason to talk in front of groups and with practice are able to feel comfortable doing it. Kid's joke books are also a fun way for a family to interact, laughing - or moaning - at the jokes. Reviews for IP Grinning joke books: Child appropriate jokes, April 24 By A-J (Australia) Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) Got it for my son's 10th birthday, he loved it and I love the fact it gets him reading. I personally can't comment on the content as we have just spent 4 hours on the road, many of them listening to these jokes! Substitute Teachers Take Note, March 29, 2013 By Donna Galloway Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) This is fun and the elementary kids that I sub like to call it up and use it for our free time or great for indoor recess. I am afraid that I will need a new set of 101's before too long, the kids are learning these! Happy grandkid, March 11, 2013 By Priscilla Branham Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) I bought this for my grand child. He loved reading it on the kindle. He was trying the jokes out on all the family members. My son loves 'em., February 22, 2013 By James Leonard Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: 101 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids (Joke Books for Kids) (Kindle Edition) My six year old gets a kick out of these corny little knock knock jokes. It entertains him, and makes him laugh. See if these tickle your funny bone: What happened to the man who crossed a T-Rex with a chicken? He got tyrannosaurus pecks! Why does no-one ever hear pterodactyls using the bathroom? Because they have a silent P! Why do you rarely see a lionfish? They can't hold the rods with their paws! What do you call a man floating in the sea? Bob! Why was the alien green? It hadn't taken its space sickness pills! Why do dogs always run in circles? Because they don't know how many sides a rectangle has! Why don't crabs share their food? Because they're shellfish! Scroll up and Buy this Book Now - your child will love going back to it again and again.

The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids

Author : Whee Winn
Publisher : Zonderkidz
ISBN 13 : 0310754763
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids written by Whee Winn and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Introducing a collection of jokes that’s hilarious, clean, and kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. The Super, Epic, Mega Joke Book for Kids: Family-friendly jokes Wide variety of joke styles Fun illustrations add to the fun Good for readers of all ages includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author : Rob Elliott
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 1441213325
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (412 download)

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Download or read book Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2010-08-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

The Crayon Man

Author : Natascha Biebow
Publisher : HMH Books For Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 132886684X
Total Pages : 45 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (288 download)

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Book Synopsis The Crayon Man by : Natascha Biebow

Download or read book The Crayon Man written by Natascha Biebow and published by HMH Books For Young Readers. This book was released on 2019 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrating the inventor of the Crayola crayon! This gloriously illustrated picture book biography tells the inspiring story of Edwin Binney, the inventor of one of the world's most beloved toys. A perfect fit among favorites like The Day the Crayons QuitandBalloons Over Broadway. purple mountains' majesty, mauvelous, jungle green, razzmatazz... What child doesn't love to hold a crayon in their hands? But children didn't always have such magical boxes of crayons. Before Edwin Binney set out to change things, children couldn't really even draw in color. Here's the true story of an inventor who so loved nature's vibrant colors that he found a way to bring the outside world to children - in a bright green box for only a nickel! With experimentation, and a special knack for listening, Edwin Binney and his dynamic team at Crayola created one of the world's most enduring, best-loved childhood toys - empowering children to dream in COLOR!

Jokes for Kids

Author : Lizzy Burbank
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781301372058
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (72 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Kids written by Lizzy Burbank and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the 1st Book of my Upcoming Children's Series FREE as a Mailing List BonusThis Jokes for Kids Book offers 299 of the funniest jokes ever. Kid tested, Kid approved! These jokes are great to tell over and over and will have you rolling in laughter and impressing your toughest friends! Perfect for children ages 9 to 12.What did the square say to the circle? You look out of shape!.Doctor, I think I'm turning into a dog. I see. Sit and Roll over so I can take a look.You will get many clean jokes like these, which are great for the whole family. Perfect for long car trips and lazy sundays, this book will keep you entertained and your minds sharp! Laughter is the best recipe to cheer up a friend or brighten a day. This Jokes for Kids book will make sure you are armed with funny jokes for any situation and you'll easily be the funniest kid at school.Ensure you're the talk of the town with this Jokes for Kids book.In this Kids Joke Book you will get:299 of the funniest clean jokes for kidsKnock-knock jokes to test on your familyHilarious Sports jokesTongue Twister jokes to trick your friends

Baby Monkey, Private Eye

Author : Brian Selznick
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338257293
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book Baby Monkey, Private Eye written by Brian Selznick and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caldecott Medalist Brian Selznick and debut children's book author David Serlin create a dazzling new format especially for young children! A New York Times Bestselling Book An Amazon Best Book of the Year A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the Year Parents Magazine Best Early Reader of the Year "A marvel." --The New York Times "Inventive... fabulously expressive..." --San Francisco Chronicle Who is Baby Monkey? He is a baby. He is a monkey. He has a job. He is Baby Monkey, Private Eye! Lost jewels? Missing pizza? Stolen spaceship? Baby Monkey can help... if he can put on his pants! Baby Monkey's adventures come to life in an exciting blend of picture book, beginning reader, and graphic novel. With pithy text and over 120 black and white drawings accented with red, it is ideal for sharing aloud and for emerging readers.

Kids Write Jokes

Author : Kidswritejokes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781524851996
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (519 download)

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Download or read book Kids Write Jokes written by Kidswritejokes and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: @KidsWriteJokes brings you over 150 crazy, entertaining and hilarious jokes written by kids Answering questions you've always wanted to know, like... Q. Why does mums get so angry A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book The best knock knock jokes... knock knock toilet to the rescue The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need... it was a dark and creepy night there was a black and white figure in the forest it was a cow. And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear... Q. What do you call a freak horse? A. Jessica Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world... Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: "A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids" they explained... so we've collected them here instead

The Jumbo Jokes and Riddles Book for Kids

Author : D. L. Digital Entertainment
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781692672607
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (726 download)

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Download or read book The Jumbo Jokes and Riddles Book for Kids written by D. L. Digital Entertainment and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-09-12 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does your child live for funny, goofy and different kinds of jokes and riddles? Then keep on reading.... We know riddles and jokes are some of the best ways to pass time and bond with friends and family. We also know that they have numerous health benefits that can positively affect you and your child in many ways! When is comes riddles and jokes, they have been around since the dawn of time and continuously bring joy to all different types of people around the world to this very day. Unfortunately, finding interesting and intriguing riddles, puzzles and brain teasers can take a lot of time and effort to find when searching through blog post after blog post. Luckily, The Jumbo Joke Book for Kids puts an end to this problem, putting all of the most hilarious and laugh-out-loud jokes we could possibly find into one, convenient place. In this book, you can expect: 9 different categories of riddles and brain teasers 500+ laugh-out-loud jokes and riddles Jokes that are easy to hear and comprehend Fun and interactive jokes kids will adore Entertainment for the entire family Clear and concise narration for the ultimate experience And much more... Now, we know some types of jokes and riddles books can be repetitive and boring. Seeing the same jokes you always see over and over again is no fun at all. We've made it our #1 priority to find new hilarious and laugh-out-loud jokes in order to keep you interested and always wanting more. So, are you ready to laugh out loud and become the funniest person around? Then scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button now!

Mindful Monkey, Happy Panda

Author : Lauren Alderfer
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 086171850X
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (617 download)

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Book Synopsis Mindful Monkey, Happy Panda by : Lauren Alderfer

Download or read book Mindful Monkey, Happy Panda written by Lauren Alderfer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-04 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderful picture book for children and adults alike introduces the powerful practice of mindfulness in a fun and exciting way. With the delightful Monkey and his serene friend Happy Panda guiding readers to a calmer and more attentive mind, this whimsical yet warm presentation will delight all readers. As our story begins, Monkey is not so mindful - his Monkey Mind constantly jumping from one thing to another - but he encounters a mysterious and playful friend in Happy Panda. Panda helps Monkey recognize the simple joy of doing what you're doing while you're doing it.

Summer Days and Nights

Author : Wong Herbert Yee
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company (BYR)
ISBN 13 : 1466815353
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book Summer Days and Nights written by Wong Herbert Yee and published by Henry Holt and Company (BYR). This book was released on 2012-04-10 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a hot summer day, a little girl finds ways to entertain herself and stay cool. She catches a butterfly, sips lemonade, jumps in a pool, and goes on a picnic. At night, she sees an owl in a tree and a frog in a pond, and hears leaves rustling. Before long, she's fast asleep, dreaming about more summer days and summer nights. As with his earlier books featuring this spunky little girl, Wong Herbert Yee's focus is on appreciating the small but special details that define a season.

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)

Author : Rob Elliott
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 144124302X
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (412 download)

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Book Synopsis Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) by : Rob Elliott

Download or read book Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

Jokes for Minecrafters

Author : Michele C. Hollow
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510706372
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Minecrafters written by Michele C. Hollow and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes like: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs! Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds

Author : Andrew Pinder
Publisher : Buster Books
ISBN 13 : 9781780556246
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (562 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds written by Andrew Pinder and published by Buster Books. This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of hundreds of the funniest jokes for clever kids.

World Best Thought Provoking Jokes

Author : Dr G Francis Xavier
Publisher : Pustak Mahal
ISBN 13 : 8122308473
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (223 download)

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Download or read book World Best Thought Provoking Jokes written by Dr G Francis Xavier and published by Pustak Mahal. This book was released on 2003-09 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book will also motivate you to think positively, inspire you by stirring the creative juices, stimulate the genius in you, develop your moral values, help flower your personality and improve your sense of humour, while simultaneously providing practical wisdom from all over the world. The book is just the kind of humour that men and women across all age-groups would enjoy immensely and learn from.

What's Black and White and Red All Over?

Author : Gyles Brandreth
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0241427304
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (414 download)

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Download or read book What's Black and White and Red All Over? written by Gyles Brandreth and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2020-08-20 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles! WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER? An embarrassed Penguin A sunburnt elephant A newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes). From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be! 'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth

Anansi and the Golden Pot

Author : Taiye Selasi
Publisher : Dorling Kindersley Ltd
ISBN 13 : 0241571553
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (415 download)

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Download or read book Anansi and the Golden Pot written by Taiye Selasi and published by Dorling Kindersley Ltd. This book was released on 2022-01-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Allow me to introduce myself." But he needed no introduction. "Anansi the spider!" said Anansi the boy. "The tales were true!" "Traditional tales are always true," the spider answered, laughing. "Nothing lasts so long as truth, nor travels quite so far." Award-winning author of Ghana Must Go, Taiye Selasi, reimagines the story of Anansi, the much-loved trickster, for a new generation. Kweku has grown up hearing stories about the mischievous spider Anansi. He is given the nickname Anansi by his father because of his similarly cheeky ways. On a holiday to visit his beloved Grandma in Ghana, Anansi the spider and Anansi the boy meet, and discover a magical pot that can be filled with whatever they want. Anansi fills it again and again with his favourite red-red stew, and eats so much that he feels sick. Will he learn to share this wonderful gift? This charming retelling of a West African story teaches readers about the dangers of greed, and the importance of being kind. Tinuke Fagborun's colourful illustrations bring the magic and wonder of the tale to life.