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Book Synopsis 21st Birthday Funny Gift by : Journals For Everyone
Download or read book 21st Birthday Funny Gift written by Journals For Everyone and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-09-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This notebook/journal would make a great and original gag gift for someone's special birthday. Surprise them with this lined 6x9 notebook for them to fill with their thoughts or aspirations. Stand out by gifting something different and unique, it'd make a great addition to other gift. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 110 pages blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. 110 pages of high quality paper (55 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college... It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday...
Book Synopsis The Hungover Cookbook by : Milton Crawford
Download or read book The Hungover Cookbook written by Milton Crawford and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-09-24 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hangovers and what to do with them...the perfect gift for every occasion! Hangovers and what to do with them...the perfect gift for every occasion! The morning after - the drilling headache, the waves of nausea, the paranoia, the guilt, the shame - yes, it's the dreaded HANGOVER. We have all been there. But while most of us are familiar with the general misery, less well known are the nuances of the hungover state. According to P.G. Wodehouse there are six different types of hangover that can bring the high-spirited reveller of the previous night to their knees in the morning. They are: The Broken Compass, The Sewing Machine, The Comet, The Atomic, The Cement Mixer and The Gremlin Boogie. Each of these has very different and specific characteristics, and the treatments for each are by necessity varied. At last, we give you The Hungover Cookbook, a self-help manual that helps the morning after drinker to identify the nature of their hangover and tailor the treatment accordingly, with recipes and remedies that precisely suit the sufferer's state of mind - and body. With comforting and restorative recipes [s1] including: huevos rancheros (Mexican fried eggs); devilled kidneys on toast; kedgeree; hot bloody mary; special mustard & cheese mash with sausages; blue cheese on toast with pears and pickle; lemon and demerara sugar pancakes; knickerbocker glory with refresher sweets, and, of course, inevitably, the perfect bacon sarnie. This beautifully produced book does not promise the reader 'a cure' but it does offer some fun, and some good food, on the road to recovery. For those of a ginger disposition, it will offer a soothing experience, not just a list of ingredients, and transforms dealing with a hangover into a subtle, multi-faceted art rather than merely chucking a 'full English' at it. Milton Crawford Milton Crawford was born somewhere north of the Zambezi and west of the Rift valley in a small town in the middle of Africa. He has travelled the world in search of good liquor and in an attempt to outrun the hangovers that seem to follow him wherever he goes. He is an author and journalist, and in keeping with the most honourable traditions of the writing profession, a drinker of distinction. His previous books have been published under a more sober alias.
Book Synopsis Look At You Turning 65 And Shit by : Birthday Gifts Publishing
Download or read book Look At You Turning 65 And Shit written by Birthday Gifts Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-13 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the perfect gift for your Friend, Husband, Wife, Family Member's birthday? Hand over this well-crafted, quality notebook for school, uni, office, or home! suitable for scribbling notes, lessons, drawings, thoughts, ideas, quotes, prayers, and mantras. Features: 6 x 9 Inches Format 110 Pages Tough Paperback, Book Industry Quality Binding
Book Synopsis Celebrating the 29th Anniversary of My 21st Birthday by : Cyril Gordon
Download or read book Celebrating the 29th Anniversary of My 21st Birthday written by Cyril Gordon and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Birthday Dot Grid Notebook Dot grid can be ideal as a guide for practicing handwriting and hand lettering, with the subtle guide allowing you to control the height and width of letters Perfectly sized at 6"x9" 120 page softcover bookbinding flexible Paperback
Book Synopsis The Gift Room by : Nicholas Faulkner
Download or read book The Gift Room written by Nicholas Faulkner and published by Splendid Books Limited. This book was released on 2015-12-18 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alexander had not spoken to his parents for more than 20 years, yet the news of their sudden deaths comes like a bolt from the blue. The loss forces him to address what's missing in his otherwise perfect life - an acknowledgement from them of his accomplishments... But how can that be provided from beyond the grave and what is the significance of The Gift Room? Will Alexander finally be able to find the peace of mind that has eluded him for almost all of his adult life?
Download or read book My Gift to You written by Jerald W. Berry and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05-19 with total page 467 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The events that inspired these verses are collections of memories and fragments that have merged to form poems. The stories of loving experiences between players, that looking for love or company ended up with a wounded heart. These stanzas represent detailed images of the experiences leading to disenchantments and frustrations that loving and losing produces; without forgetting the sublime rapture and ecstasy that loving also inspires. These verses touch the essence of the heart and soul, appealing to that collective need we call love; that human sentiment so powerful, that it can make us touch heaven or sink us to darkest depths of hell."
Book Synopsis Poetry. Gift or Curse? Explicit. by : Robin Hussey
Download or read book Poetry. Gift or Curse? Explicit. written by Robin Hussey and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-01-08 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: a book dedicated to my Son Leon Hussey. Who died at the age of 20. Poems of grief, anger, laughte
Download or read book Portions of a Life written by Michael Fak and published by michael fak. This book was released on 2006-05 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join freelance writer and newspaper columnist Mike Fak as he shares portions of his life. Stories include his growing up in the shadows of Wrigley Field in the 1950s to the premature birth of his son.
Book Synopsis Liminal Glimpses by : Wendy Key Neumeyer
Download or read book Liminal Glimpses written by Wendy Key Neumeyer and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11-15 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poetry is my therapy. When I have difficulty figuring out what I think, feel the need to make a statement, or simply need to purge some emotion...I write. I write to exercise my brain. Mr. Winters, wherever you are, thank you for introducing me to a thesaurus in 9th grade English. I’ve been a single parent (before and after), married and divorced, and now have my best friend and resident pain in the ass. I love you Dave. I have three amazing children, Tristan, Casey and Ayla. I love you all so much. I have a brand new granddaughter, my first! Welcome to the world, Jenny Lynn Key. I have seven full siblings, and Mom. To borrow a line from some famous person – my family puts the FUN in dysFUNctional! I love you guys! I’ve made money doing personal care, agriculture, ranching, cosmetology, firefighting and all phases of food service, including prison cook! I held field trips for local daycares and kindergarteners. One class saw a lamb birthed. I tutored first grade reading, art teacher assistant, helped out in many classrooms, PTA, 4-H, Sunday school, committees and council.
Download or read book Michigan Ensian written by and published by UM Libraries. This book was released on 1999 with total page 490 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book New York Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1984-04-23 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York magazine was born in 1968 after a run as an insert of the New York Herald Tribune and quickly made a place for itself as the trusted resource for readers across the country. With award-winning writing and photography covering everything from politics and food to theater and fashion, the magazine's consistent mission has been to reflect back to its audience the energy and excitement of the city itself, while celebrating New York as both a place and an idea.
Book Synopsis The Woman Who Made Men Cry by : William Coles
Download or read book The Woman Who Made Men Cry written by William Coles and published by Thames River Press. This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's 1998 and Kim is a journalist in New York City. He thinks he's found the only woman for him: Elise is beautiful, intelligent and, it goes without saying, a sensational lover. The only catch is that she doesn't want just him - and he's agreed to it. For months on end, Kim is tormented by the knowledge that his Elise is sleeping with someone else. Can a man be so smitten with someone that he allows himself to be ruled by her entirely? A bittersweet love story about how far you can go for the woman you love - and at what cost.
Download or read book Good Words and Sunday Magazine written by and published by . This book was released on 1910 with total page 712 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Lonely Boy written by Steve Jones and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2017-01-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Without the Sex Pistols there would be no punk. And without Steve Jones there would be no Sex Pistols. It was Steve who, with his schoolmate Paul Cook, formed the band that eventually went on to become the Sex Pistols and who was its original leader. As the world celebrates the 40th anniversary of punk -- the influence and cultural significance of which is felt in music, fashion, and the visual arts to this day--Steve tells his story for the very first time. Steve Jones's modern Dickensian tale began in the street of Hammersmith and Shepherd's Bush, West London, where as a lonely, neglected boy living off his wits and petty thievery he was given purpose by the glam art rock of David Bowie and Roxy Music. He became one of the first generation of ragamuffin punks taken under the wings of Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood. In Lonely Boy, Steve describes the sadness of never having known his real dad, the abuse he suffered at the hands of his stepfather, and how his interest in music and fashion saved him from a potential life of crime spent in remand centers and prisons. He takes readers on his journey from the Kings Road of the early '70s through the years of the Sex Pistols, punk rock, and the recording of "Anarchy in the UK" and Never Mind the Bollocks. He recounts his infamous confrontation on Bill Grundy's Today program -- the interview that ushered in the "Filth and the Fury" headlines that catapulted punk into the national consciousness. And he delves into the details of his self-imposed exile in New York and Los Angeles, where he battled alcohol, heroin, and sex addiction but eventually emerged to gain fresh acclaim as an actor and radio host. Lonely Boy is the story of an unlikely guitar hero who, with the Sex Pistols, transformed twentieth-century culture and kick-started a social revolution.
Download or read book I Can Explain written by Jamie Laing and published by Seven Dials. This book was released on 2021-09-16 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The warm, funny and entertaining memoir of much-loved TV personality and loveable posh boy, Jamie Laing. Funny, charming, and romantic to a fault, everyone loves Jamie Laing. The affectionate and exuberant blonde puppy dog has come a long way - and broken many hearts - since he first graced our screens in 2011 as the joker of the King's Road on Made in Chelsea. Ten years on, he became king of the ballroom making the final of Strictly Come Dancing. Now he's ready to spill the tea - and (McVitie's) biscuits - about life, love and everything in between. From his idyllic upbringing in the countryside to the grey walls of boarding school, Jamie has always had a knack for getting himself into trouble. He reveals how he won popularity at school teaching the rest of the boys the proper way to ... [PARENTAL ADVISORY]. He hilariously recounts blagging his way into a casino aged 17, and winning so much money his mother thought he was a drug dealer. Jamie has been equally lucky with ladies, but not always quite the romantic hero he had in mind - unless sitting lovelorn outside a girlfriend's halls begging to be taken back while fending off abuse from drunk students calling out 'Made in Chelsea twat' counts as heroism? Jamie also writes movingly about his struggles off camera, which left him crippled with anxiety and led to his eventual burnout. Throughout it all he opens up about the importance of friendship and how his two ride-or-dies, Georgie and Spencer, have always been there for him. They've enabled Jamie to thrive as a confectionery king and genuinely change lives with his Private Parts podcast, while not letting him forget that he took part in The Great Celebrity Bake Off for Stand Up To Cancer despite not knowing how to pronounce the word 'meringue'. Candid, entertaining, and almost always ridiculous, this is the real Jamie Laing.
Book Synopsis Chemistry and Numbers 2 by : Steve Monas
Download or read book Chemistry and Numbers 2 written by Steve Monas and published by Fast Agency. This book was released on 2007-01-17 with total page 235 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Real Stories from Real Online Daters Chemistry and Numbers 2: Sexy, Funny, Horrifying and Yes, Successful Online Dating Stories from more than 50 Online Daters With an introduction and conclusion by internationally acclaimed online dating coach, relationship expert and advice columnist Keeley Smith. Accompanying website that helps you compare top online dating sites: ChemistryandNumbers.com EXCERPTS FROM CHEMISTRY & NUMBERS 2 FOUND: Love Online By Jamie Biegeleisen I gave him my number and we talked on the phone. Since things were still going well, we decided to meet that night. He drove to me and my first thought when I saw him was, "He's so short!" Not the greatest start to a date, huh? We went to a bar and ended up having a great time. We were joking and laughing and getting along really well. Unfortunately, I felt that we were in two different phases of our lives-he was still trying to find himself, and I thought that I had already done so. I don't know why, but I agreed to a second date. On my drive down to visit him I called my best friend and said, "This is our second and last date. I'm only going because he drove to Baltimore and I feel bad about that. We'll hang out on his turf and this will be it." Seven hours later I was on my way back home, calling my brother at 2 a.m., and telling him that while it could have been something I had eaten, I was pretty sure I had butterflies. Fast forward three years later and we are married. Getting Back on the Horse By Julia Light I walk down the stairs and just continue walking right out the door to the sidewalk up the block to my car jump in start her up and drive away. I have a pang of guilt. I dismiss it. How often have I been stood up, walked out on, or otherwise been "dissed"? The following day I receive an angry email. "Where did you go? I thought you might've been hurt! I was worried!!!" The guilt returns. I'm not that type of person! I decide to email him the truth using the safety of the computer. I tell him that "you lied to me about your appearance. I was uncomfortable around you and I wasn't sure what else you could be lying about. I did not mean for you to worry, but frankly we barely knew each other. Get some perspective. Best wishes." Nice Girls Don't Internet Date By Desdemona Bandini He picked me up in his Cadillac Escalade SUV and dropped hints of his million-dollar ventures, but we had fun. The next date he wanted me to go to his palatial crib and watch a movie while he cooked for me. Translation: Sex. I was suppose to do the usual, "Oh, your car is big, your house is so nice, do me." But I didn't. I said I would go on a date, but not to his house. He threw a tantrum and that was that. The next guy was James 007, who was from the South, and had an adorable photo of a blond yuppie that turned out to be very old. He had straggly black hair and looked like the devil. His music choice: Marilyn Manson. He requested I wear black. When he tried to spank me within 10 minutes of meeting me, I'd had enough. Cyber Love and the Swingers Club By Dana Verdino Ken whispered in my ear, "They're swingers. Everyone here swings." For a moment
Book Synopsis Other Words for Love by : Lorraine Zago Rosenthal
Download or read book Other Words for Love written by Lorraine Zago Rosenthal and published by Ember. This book was released on 2012-01-10 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1985 Brooklyn, New York, sixteen-year-old artist Ari learns about first love.
