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Book Synopsis 100 Ways To Annoy Your Guests by : Peter Venison
Download or read book 100 Ways To Annoy Your Guests written by Peter Venison and published by Clink Street Publishing. This book was released on 2021-02-18 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Peter Venison's best-selling book 100 Tips for Hoteliers offered advice on how to manage. In this follow-up publication, Venison looks at the hotel business from the guest's point of view and suggests that his is the only way to analyse success or failure in the hospitality industry. He explains that guest satisfaction is not the opposite of guest dissatisfaction: it is so much more. Venison draws on his extensive world travel to over 100 countries, to cite myriad examples of how not to please your guests. Every hotel manager, hotel student, and hospitality lecturer, could benefit from reading this little book, and every hotel guest could benefit from them having done so.
Book Synopsis 750 Ways to Annoy People by : W. Shaffer Fox
Download or read book 750 Ways to Annoy People written by W. Shaffer Fox and published by Bookworld Services. This book was released on 1999 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 750 Ways to Annoy People, Shaffer Fox quickly builds a progression of mayhem while describing behavior that is eccentric, neurotic, tacky, rude, politically incorrect, inconsiderate, just plain stupid, even envy producing -- and he does so in a way that is positively hilarious. Although Fox has numbered the annoyances 1., 2., 3., 4., right on through 750, it's also the synergistic placement of the offenses that helps make this book such a laugh producer. While reading 750 Ways to Annoy People you may be reminded of co-workers, friends, relatives, passers-by, and all of the other people whose behaviors have pushed your composure to the brink. You may even see some of yourself in this book. (Let's hope not!) One thing is for sure, though. 750 Ways to Annoy People's intelligent goofiness will make you and your customers laugh yourselves silly.
Book Synopsis 101 Ways to Bug Your Friends and Enemies by : Lee Wardlaw
Download or read book 101 Ways to Bug Your Friends and Enemies written by Lee Wardlaw and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fun, wacky series is back and middle schoolers will love the third zany installment! Steve "Sneeze" Wyatt is back and muddling through typical middle school experiences in an entirely atypical way. Between dodging the meathead golf team bully and puzzling out why girls have him and his friends acting so odd, everyone struggles through the throes of friendship and first love with a distinctly Cyrano de Bergerac spin. With a hilarious ensemble cast, plenty of zingy banter, and just the right amount of gross-outs, this latest in the 101 Ways series delivers exactly what fans want, and is sure to earn new ones too.
Book Synopsis 100 Ways To Screw Up Your Life by : Dragos Roua
Download or read book 100 Ways To Screw Up Your Life written by Dragos Roua and published by Dragos Roua. This book was released on 2011-04-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 Ways To Screw Up Your Life? Yes! Believe it or not, I did any of those 100. In fact, we all did many of them, only not for enough time to really screw things up. That doesn’t mean we can’t do it now. Having a lists of things to avoid in order to live a better life is more than often easier than having a list of things to do. We, as living human beings, seem to be more sensitive to interdiction than to incentives.
Book Synopsis 100 Ways to Beat the Blues by : Tanya Tucker
Download or read book 100 Ways to Beat the Blues written by Tanya Tucker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-05-11 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book is like a good song; it will reach so many people right where they live." ----Tanya Tucker How do you beat the blues? We all have moments in life when we're down, lonely, or just plain sad. It's part of being human. Just as everyone is different, everyone has a unique way of beating the blues. For anyone who needs a bit of inspiration, a smile, or a friendly pat on the back, Tanya Tucker and ninety-nine friends offer this heartwarming collection of their personal recipes for beating the blues. Whether through family, friends, nature, music, or maybe even a little Jack Daniel's (as Nobel Prize winner William Faulkner recommended), the collected voices in this timeless book remind us of all the happiness and joy life has to offer. President George H. W. Bush yells at the television. Loretta Lynn makes herself a fried bologna sandwich. Sir Arthur C. Clarke explores the infinite universe of fractals. NASCAR's Geoff Bodine cleans the house. Seventy celebrities such as Kris Kristofferson, Jerry Orbach, and Garth Brooks and thirty ordinary folks such as a farmer, a private detective, a doctor, and a retired gospel radio-show host share what lifts their spirits and puts them back in the game of life. From George Jones's practical "Around the Farm Blues" to "Weird Al" Yankovic's funny "The Warm Weather Blues" to Cathie Pelletier's soulful "The Sunday Blues," 100 Ways to Beat the Blues is an inspiring guide to finding happiness no matter what the blues may bring.
Book Synopsis 100 Ways to Get Peace by : Ashok Gulla
Download or read book 100 Ways to Get Peace written by Ashok Gulla and published by Notion Press. This book was released on 2022-07-28 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone likes to have peace of mind in their life. They will be happy to forget their troubles, problems and worries, and enjoy a few moments of inner calmness and freedom from obsessing thoughts. But people wish peace along with all other things which take away peace. It is usual to feel panic about any failure, sit on the judgments of other people, leave no opportunity to criticize others, hold on to past grievances, and remain always competitive by outwitting others. People feel pride and respect by holding all that which keep the mind busy, stressed and not be able to create a loving and sympathetic attitude about others. In addition to these thoughts, people cherish peace of mind. This book reminds us about the large number of issues on a daily basis that create stress, and deliberates on activities, emotions, thoughts and aspirations that need restraint so as to create an environment of peace.
Book Synopsis The Laughter File by : Mark Chandler
Download or read book The Laughter File written by Mark Chandler and published by The Laughter File. This book was released on 2008-08-21 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compilation of hilarious jokes, grouped into nine fantastic categories:Activities Blonde Jokes ListsPuns Riddles Short JokesStory Jokes Tongue Twisters TrueThese jokes, fun for all the family, have been collected, sorted and re-written to provide you with hours of entertainment.Enjoy finding out your StarWars name, how Rhonda the Blonde got around the Y2k issue, and the similaritiesbetween Lincoln and Kennedy!Tease your family with the hardest tongue twister in the English language, and testout the 50 Fun Things to Do in a Lift!Enjoy The Laughter File with your family!
Book Synopsis Over 100 Ways to Stop Sabotaging Your Life by : James Egan
Download or read book Over 100 Ways to Stop Sabotaging Your Life written by James Egan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-04 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are many ways to sabotage your life. In this book, over 100 traps of life are analysed which can help you avoid life's hardships. Learn to get closure from a personal tragedy, develop contingencies when plans fall apart, understand how to deal with criticism constructively, break away from self-destructive cycles and find out how to stop dwelling on the past and embrace the future.
Book Synopsis 100 Ways to Boost Your Self-Confidence by : Barton Goldsmith
Download or read book 100 Ways to Boost Your Self-Confidence written by Barton Goldsmith and published by Red Wheel/Weiser. This book was released on 2010-05-20 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you don't believe in yourself, everything is more difficult. 100 Ways to Boost Your Self-Confidence will literally help you change your life by changing the way you feel about yourself. Not only will you have faith in who you really are, but the people you love and work with will believe in you as well. 100 Ways to Boost Your Self-Confidence will show you how to: Discover the essence of your personal power and belief in yourself. Create the life you want with practical "feel good" behaviors. Reduce your doubts, increase your self-worth and make your world a better place. Improve the quality of your relationships by changing the way you think about yourself and how others think about you. Become your best self by employing these easy-to-use techniques.
Book Synopsis 100 Ways to Improve the World by : Giles Ward
Download or read book 100 Ways to Improve the World written by Giles Ward and published by Impress Books Limited. This book was released on 2006 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: '100 Ways to Improve the World' is a highly individual, ironically humorous and thought-provoking debut novel from Giles Ward. The book is illustrated with the author's own illustrations.
Book Synopsis Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter by : Andrea Febrian
Download or read book Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter written by Andrea Febrian and published by Andrea Febrian. This book was released on 2024-07-05 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Prepare yourself for an uproarious and unexpectedly enlightening ride through the highs, lows, and twists of marriage, divorce, and everything in between! "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes: 100 Ways to Laugh About Your Past, Find the Humor in Heartbreak, and Heal Through Laughter" offers a unique compilation of real-life quotes and anecdotes from those who have experienced it all and found the humor to heal. This isn't your average quote book – it's a rollercoaster ride of emotions, experiences, and hard-earned wisdom that will have you nodding your head in recognition, laughing out loud, and maybe even shedding a tear or two (of laughter, of course). From the side-splitting one-liners like "My ex-wife was a great housekeeper. After the divorce, she kept the house" to the heart-warming tales of finding love and laughter after heartbreak, this book is a testament to the power of humor in even the toughest of times. But what really sets this book apart is the stories behind the quotes. Each chapter is filled with real-life anecdotes and experiences from people who've navigated the treacherous waters of marriage and divorce, and come out the other side with a smile on their face and a quip on their lips. You'll meet characters like John, who found solace in his model train collection after his wife left him for his best friend, and Sarah, who discovered her love of skydiving after her husband ran off with their couples' therapist. These stories are a reminder that no matter how tough things get, there's always a punchline waiting around the corner. And let's be honest – who couldn't use a little laughter in the face of life's challenges? Whether you're currently going through a divorce, have been single for a while, or are just looking for a good chuckle, this book is the perfect companion. It's like having a wise-cracking best friend in your pocket, ready to cheer you up and remind you that you're not alone in this crazy thing called love. But don't just take our word for it – dive into the pages of "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes" and discover for yourself why keywords like divorce, humor, marriage, laughter, relationships, healing, love, self-discovery, quotes, and moving on are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this one-of-a-kind collection. With each turn of the page, you'll find yourself laughing a little louder, smiling a little wider, and feeling a little more hopeful about the future. So what are you waiting for? Grab your copy of "Funny Ex-Wife Quotes" today and get ready to LOL your way to a brighter tomorrow! As one wise divorcee put it, "Divorce: when losing feels like winning" – and with this book by your side, you'll feel like a winner every step of the way. Get ready to embrace the funny side of life after love, and remember: sometimes the best way to heal a broken heart is with a belly laugh.
Book Synopsis 100 Ways for a Chicken to Train its Human by : Diane Parker
Download or read book 100 Ways for a Chicken to Train its Human written by Diane Parker and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2013-03-28 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Fowl Play to Hen-tertainment, in this hilarious collection by Diane Parker the chickens show us who are really in charge, and what they're really plotting inside their coops! Don't worry about the morning after the night before. Unmade nests, broken eggs and scattered food -your human will not even notice the difference and they always have spare time to clean up after you. Free range means you have the right to roam. However you choose to do it, escape on a regular basis and refuse to return until you are ready. Try to tip your food hopper up so all the corn spills. That way your human will have to refill it on a more regular basis.
Book Synopsis 100 Ways to Win a Ten-Spot by : Paul Zenon
Download or read book 100 Ways to Win a Ten-Spot written by Paul Zenon and published by Chicago Review Press. This book was released on 2007-03 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As opposed to offering up typical magic tricks, this hilarious collection of scams, swindles, bets, and stunts features everyday objects and requires no special skills--just nerve. Some of the scams presented include how to drink from a champagne bottle without opening it, guess the date on a coin as it spins on the table, and pull a 10-dollar bill out from under a beer bottle without touching or knocking over the bottle. This amusing guide claims that a cheater, armed with the right skills, always wins and provides a crash course in conning at cards, pool, bets, and pretty much any activity where a sucker can be cornered into taking a chance.
Book Synopsis 101 Things Husbands Do to Annoy Their Wives by : Ray Comfort
Download or read book 101 Things Husbands Do to Annoy Their Wives written by Ray Comfort and published by Bridge Logos Foundation. This book was released on 2004-02 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book gives rational and irrational explanations to one of life's great mysteries: why husbands do the annoying things they do. It helps both spouses understand, among other things, why husbands . . . Dream while driving Forget people's names Don't listen when their wives speak
Book Synopsis 101 Ways to Bug Your Parents by : Lee Wardlaw
Download or read book 101 Ways to Bug Your Parents written by Lee Wardlaw and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-05-05 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When his parents call off the family vacation and enroll their son in a creative writing class instead, twelve-year-old Steve comes up with a wacky moneymaking project.
Book Synopsis 100 Ways to Love Your Daughter by : Matt Jacobson
Download or read book 100 Ways to Love Your Daughter written by Matt Jacobson and published by Revell. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You love your daughter--but that doesn't mean you always know the most effective ways to show that love, ways that will connect with her heart and stick with her no matter what life throws her way. This practical book by the authors of 100 Ways to Love Your Wife and 100 Ways to Love Your Husband gives you 100 specific, actionable ideas you can implement to show love to your daughter, no matter what age she is. The best part? The short, bite-sized readings make it easy to start right now! Whether you felt a lack of love growing up and long to do things differently with your own kids or you feel like you're constantly competing with the culture for your child's attention, these books will help you show your daughter that you care, helping you forge a bond of love that lasts a lifetime.
Book Synopsis 1000 Years of Annoying the French by : Stephen Clarke
Download or read book 1000 Years of Annoying the French written by Stephen Clarke and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2012-03-20 with total page 764 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of A Year in the Merde and Talk to the Snail offers a highly biased and hilarious view of French history in this international bestseller. Things have been just a little awkward between Britain and France ever since the Norman invasion in 1066. Fortunately—after years of humorously chronicling the vast cultural gap between the two countries—author Stephen Clarke is perfectly positioned to investigate the historical origins of their occasionally hostile and perpetually entertaining pas de deux. Clarke sets the record straight, documenting how French braggarts and cheats have stolen credit rightfully due their neighbors across the Channel while blaming their own numerous gaffes and failures on those same innocent Brits for the past thousand years. Deeply researched and written with the same sly wit that made A Year in the Merde a comic hit, this lighthearted trip through the past millennium debunks the notion that the Battle of Hastings was a French victory (William the Conqueror was really a Norman who hated the French) and pooh-poohs French outrage over Britain’s murder of Joan of Arc (it was the French who executed her for wearing trousers). He also takes the air out of overblown Gallic claims, challenging the provenance of everything from champagne to the guillotine to prove that the French would be nowhere without British ingenuity. Brits and Anglophiles of every national origin will devour Clarke’s decidedly biased accounts of British triumph and French ignominy. But 1000 Years of Annoying the French will also draw chuckles from good-humored Francophiles as well as “anyone who’s ever encountered a snooty Parisian waiter or found themselves driving on the Boulevard Périphérique during August” (The Daily Mail). A bestseller in Britain, this is an entertaining look at history that fans of Sarah Vowell are sure to enjoy, from the author the San Francisco Chronicle has called “the anti-Mayle . . . acerbic, insulting, un-PC, and mostly hilarious.”
