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Download or read book The Happy Book written by Andy Rash and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-02-19 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of ARCHIE THE DAREDEVIL PENGUIN comes the unique story of two friends who can't escape all the feels. Camper is happy as a clam and Clam is a happy camper. When you live in The Happy Book, the world is full of daisies and sunshine and friendship cakes . . . until your best friend eats the whole cake and doesn't save you one bite. Moving from happiness to sadness and everything in between, Camper and Clam have a hard time finding their way back to happy. But maybe happy isn't the goal--being a good friend is about supporting each other and feeling all the feels together. At once funny and thoughtful, The Happy Book supports social-emotional learning. It's a book to keep young readers company no matter how they're feeling!
Book Synopsis 999 Super Silly, Awesomely Hilarious, Funny Bone-Tickling Jokes for Kids by : Compiled by Compiled by Barbour Staff
Download or read book 999 Super Silly, Awesomely Hilarious, Funny Bone-Tickling Jokes for Kids written by Compiled by Compiled by Barbour Staff and published by Barbour Books. This book was released on 2018-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compiled and edited by kids for kids, 999 Super Silly, Awesomely Hilarious, Funny Bone-Tickling Jokes for Kids promises hours of good, wholesome entertainment for the whole family!
Book Synopsis The Best of Sickipedia by : Ivor Hugh Jardon
Download or read book The Best of Sickipedia written by Ivor Hugh Jardon and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-02-11 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It's the perfect present for that rich granny with a heart condition." "This book will give you the best chat in the pub, dazzle dates in fancy restaurants, and provide endless family entertainment at Christmas." "Just what the doctor ordered. Funny as hell from start to finish." This book is a selection of some of the best jokes which have been hand picked from a collection of over 300,000 jokes from Sickipedia - the world's top joke website. The jokes contained within these pages are sick, rude, politically incorrect, offensive, obscene and in some cases Just Wrong, but the end results are Funny and Hilarious. All of the jokes are submitted by the general public to Sickipedia. Every time there is a big story - say a murder or a disaster, following the news comes the jokes. Psychologists probably have something to say about this, but not us, we just want to be the number one place for finding, recording and disseminating this material. WARNING: The content of this book is packed full of inappropriate material. It is definitely NOT suitable for children or the easily offended. Within these pages are jokes about religion, racism, crime and illegal sex acts. Remember what you read are not points of view; they are just jokes - nothing more! Here's a selection of what topics to expect! Some Top Jokes The Sickipedia 10 Commandments Crime The Police Sex Crimes Drink & Drugs Theft Murder Other Crimes What Not to Say on a First Date Illness and Mortality Cancer AIDS & Other STD's Alzheimer/Dementia Disabilities Death The Sickipedians Guide to Britishness Racism The British Chavs, Pikeys and Gypsies The Scottish The Welsh The Irish Europe Americans Asian Indians & Pakistanis Black Excuses for being late Religion Christianity Catholics Jewish Other Religions Good news. Bad News Sex and Shit Sex The Wife Blondes The Rules! Other Football Wordplay One-Liners Misunderstandings Limericks
Book Synopsis Super Silly Jokes for Kids by : Vicki Whiting
Download or read book Super Silly Jokes for Kids written by Vicki Whiting and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than two hundred jokes for children about everything from dinosaurs to aliens, accompanied by hilarious color illustrations! Do you know how many tickles it takes to tickle an octopus? Tentacles! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this hysterical book chock full of jokes, riddles, and puns. Kids will enjoy flipping through these pages and learning over two hundred jokes they’ve never heard before and can’t wait to tell. Featuring jokes about pirates, dinosaurs, mermaids, monsters, robots, aliens, animals, and so much more, this book provides hours of fun for young jokesters and anyone else who loves to laugh! This is a fixed-format ebook, which preserves the design and layout of the original print book
Download or read book Pick Me written by May Archer and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-09-27 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The job at Sunday Orchard was supposed to be temporary. A chance to gain some work experience. To have some fun. To get away from my overprotective brothers. To maybe, possibly encounter some lumberjacks in their natural habitat before moving on to the dream career that awaited me in the city. I had not expected to be welcomed into a family of gorgeous and weirdly efficient lumberjack-types myself. Or to find a purpose in the tiny Vermont town whose claim to fame seemed to be apple-based products and copious amounts of charm. And I most definitely hadn't expected to fall for Knox Sunday, my grumpy, burly, fifteen-years-older, reluctant roommate, with his infuriating lectures, his hot-as-fire body, his superior attitude, his snarky humor, and his stealth cuddles. Now I find myself making excuses to delay my big dreams... just for a little while. But Knox has unfulfilled dreams of his own. A career he walked away from. A big city life in Boston he left behind when he returned to his hometown to help his family. He claims he's not looking for anything permanent, and I've never been one to put down roots. My big life is waiting for me somewhere other than Little Pippin Hollow. So why does it feel like I've finally found the home of my heart? And how can I get Knox Sunday to... pick me?
Download or read book Dad in a Million written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2019-06-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people don't believe in heroes, but they haven't met my dad. Celebrate everything you love about your dad with this little book, packed with hand-picked quotes and statements to show him how much he means to you. It is the perfect keepsake that will remind him again and again that he really is the best dad ever.
Book Synopsis Why a Daughter Needs a Dad by : Gregory E. Lang
Download or read book Why a Daughter Needs a Dad written by Gregory E. Lang and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times and USA Today bestseller! The perfect gift of love or sweet keepsake for a daughter of any age to show why Dad is so amazing! This new picture book for kids ages 3-7 and beyond is a touching story showing all the ways a father will help his daughter grow. This is the gift for every girl dad and little girl to celebrate their special bond! Featuring charming animal illustrations and heartwarming rhymes about the moments fathers and daughters share, Why a Daughter Needs a Dad is the perfect story to connect father and child together. From the first time I held you, so perfect and new, I promised to do everything that I could do To help you become your most wonderful YOU, My darling, my daughter, my girl. For new dads, fathers-to-be, or for that perfect father-daughter moment at birthdays and other special occasions, this sweet storybook celebrates how a father is always there for his little girl. reminding her to be artistic, thoughtful, honest, and smart, but most of all, true to herself.
Download or read book The Edgy Veg written by Candice Hutchings and published by Robert Rose. This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vegan Food You Actually Want to Eat Who says you have to give up your insatiable need for comfort food just because you want to eat better for yourself, animals and the planet? Enter: The Edgy Veg, the YouTube sensation (with over 250,000+ subscribers and counting) created by the hilarious Candice Hutchings and her husband James Aita who are on a journey to revolutionize vegan food as we know it. Tired of a traditional plant-based diet that just felt frankly #sad, Candice started veganizing childhood cravings, fast food faves and food-nerd obsessions. Think more UnOrthodox Lox and Cream Cheese Bagels, Cobb Your Enthusiasm Salad, Buffalo Cauliflower Wings 7 Ways, Easy Cheesy Fondue, Chick Fillet Deluxe and Thank You Very Matcha Ice Cream than zucchini noodles, hummus, smoothie bowls and #cleaneating (fear not, there is a token kale salad.) No food is off limits and everything in the book has received their signature carnivore stamp of approval. With 138 recipes that take vegan cooking to the next level, tips and tricks for eating like an Edgy Veg, and more dad jokes than you can count, say hello to a vegan cookbook you -- and your tastebuds -- can feel good about. It's time to put down that spiralizer and get ready to have your cake, burger and fries, and eat them too!
Download or read book No Depression written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 820 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis EXCEPTIONAL- DEVELOPING THE GLOBAL BEST by : Dr Robert Scott
Download or read book EXCEPTIONAL- DEVELOPING THE GLOBAL BEST written by Dr Robert Scott and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-06-22 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the Talent Recipe that all Exceptional Individuals share. Seven Alpha Attributes that are proven indicators of the more than Twenty Beta Behaviors that create a Culture of Aptitude and Achievement. Thirty years of mentoring and guiding one..now two generations to personal excellence have provided detailed insight into the formula that produces the Optimal Level of Advancement. These true life stories of Empowerment and Transformation will change both your perspective of what Aptitude is and how its persistent excellent execution creates the very Best Global Talent. More than just unique natural ability becoming Exceptional is the synergy of Indigenous Talent with Learned Talent. Our 21st Century Global Connectivity demands ever more improving skill sets ....Learn the Secrets of Working Smarter, Not Harder.
Download or read book Puck written by and published by . This book was released on 1909 with total page 806 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The IBM Poster Program by : Robert Finkel
Download or read book The IBM Poster Program written by Robert Finkel and published by Lund Humphries Publishers Limited. This book was released on 2021-03-12 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the late 1960s, IBM was one of the world's pre-eminent corporations, employing over 250,000 people in 100 countries and producing some of the most advanced products on earth. IBM President Thomas J. Watson Jnr. sought to elevate the company's image by hiring world-renowned design consultants, including Eliot Noyes and Paul Rand. As well as developing the iconic IBM logo and a corporate design guide, Rand also brought together a remarkable team of internal staff designers. One of the designers he hand-picked was Ken White, who, along with John Anderson and Tom Bluhm, headed up the design team at the IBM Design Center in Boulder, Colorado. Together, they initiated a poster program as a platform for elevating internal communications and initiatives within the company. These posters were displayed in hallways, conferences rooms, and cafeterias throughout IBM campuses, with subject matter including everything from encouraging equal opportunity policies, to reminders on best security practices, to promoting a family fun day. Designers often incorporated figurative typography, dry humor, visual puns, and photography to craft memorable and compelling messages.
Download or read book Off Plan written by May Archer and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-19 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I came to Whispering Key for a job. That was all. To show the world Mason Bloom could be more than a small-town doctor living a medium-sized life. Private doctor on a swanky island with a posh resort? Check. But from the moment I set foot on this island, nothing went according to plan. I didn't expect to find the resort falling apart. I didn't expect the people here to be so charming and crazy and welcoming and real. I didn't expect legends about shipwrecks and buried treasure. And I definitely didn't expect Fenn Reardon, the island's incredibly attractive, incredibly infuriating, incredibly male resident tour guide, to become the one person I can't live without. Thirty-five's a bit late for me to realize I'm not straight, though, right? And I have big dreams that won't fit on Whispering Key, anyway-dreams that do not include tying myself to a tiny island stuck in the past or to a man who refuses to think about the future. My head's telling me I have to leave Whispering Key... My heart's telling me there might be treasure on this island after all.
Download or read book 100 Love Notes written by Hyong Yi and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To honor his wife, Catherine Zanga, on the one-year anniversary of her death from ovarian cancer, Hyong and his two young children gave strangers 100 handwritten love notes, notes that chronicled Hyong and Catherine's life together, from their first meeting, to dating, marriage, children, and her death, which came far too soon. Surprised by the magnitude of interest, Yi realized that the notes had greater purpose, and he commissioned 17 artists to illustrate his three-line poems. The resulting art runs the gamut from watercolor, to pen and ink, mosaic, and collage; from traditional paintings to digital compositions.
Download or read book Popular Mechanics written by and published by . This book was released on 2005-06 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Popular Mechanics inspires, instructs and influences readers to help them master the modern world. Whether it’s practical DIY home-improvement tips, gadgets and digital technology, information on the newest cars or the latest breakthroughs in science -- PM is the ultimate guide to our high-tech lifestyle.
Download or read book The Rural New-Yorker written by and published by . This book was released on 1922 with total page 1358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Two Bells written by and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
