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Book Synopsis 100+ Jokes to Offend Men by : David Troll
Download or read book 100+ Jokes to Offend Men written by David Troll and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-01-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to flip the script on workplace banter with "100+ Jokes to Offend Men" a hilarious and empowering compilation of jokes that takes a lighthearted jab at the quirks, habits, and antics of men in the professional world. This feminist-inspired collection is not about tearing anyone down, but rather raising the bar for inclusivity, diversity, and a good-natured laugh. In "100+ Jokes to Offend Men," author David Troll brilliantly turns the tables on the traditional office humor, providing a refreshing perspective that challenges the status quo. This compilation is a witty rebuttal to the commonplace jokes and stereotypes often associated with men in the workplace, all while promoting a message of equality, understanding, and a shared sense of humor.
Book Synopsis Jokes to Offend Men by : Allison Kelley
Download or read book Jokes to Offend Men written by Allison Kelley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A man walks into a bar. It’s a low one, so he gets a promotion within his first six months on the job. Four comedy writers transform classic joke setups into sharp commentary about the everyday and structural sexism that pervades all facets of life. Jokes to Offend Men arms readers with humorous quips to shut down workplace underminers, condescending uncles, and dismissive doctors, or to share with their exhausted friends at the end of a long day. A cutting, cathartic spin on the old-fashioned joke book, Jokes to Offend Men is a refreshing reclamation of a tired form for anyone who's ever been told to "lighten up, it's just a joke!"
Book Synopsis Jokes for Blokes by : Llewellyn Dowd
Download or read book Jokes for Blokes written by Llewellyn Dowd and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011-10-06 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
Download or read book Stupid Men Jokes written by Nancy Gray and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 1993 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Scoreven book of jokes | Narcissism - Love Kills. Self-love Kills Absolutely | Jokes to insult Narcissists by : VT Scoreven
Download or read book Scoreven book of jokes | Narcissism - Love Kills. Self-love Kills Absolutely | Jokes to insult Narcissists written by VT Scoreven and published by Blue Rose Publishers. This book was released on 2022-11-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having a disease and not knowing of it is worse. The funny part is those having this disease frequently accuse others of having it but the reality is that it plagues the mankind like no other, and in small or greater parts everyone suffers from it. While the narcissistic person goes on living his or her life, the people around him suffer, vocally or silently. This book has everything that you can tell such a person colloquially. Pray that your recipient has a good sense of humor, otherwise you have a situation at hand. Narcissism is not a recent phenomenon. It has been there since life has existed on our planet though with the advancement of media in the last three decades, it has received attention. This is one human trait, the recognition of which requires someone else pointing it to us. Now imagine a piece of paper with some writing on it, a foot and a half away from your eyes. You can read the printed text very perfectly. Now you bring the paper closer to your eyes gradually. Till the paper is greater than six inches from your face, you can still read the text correctly but as it comes closer than that, the words begin to blur, and it gets totally blurred by the time the paper touches your nose. Similarly, your mind is capable of not noticing things that come close to us, let alone those issues which are in our mind. Since narcissism is a trait so abstract, it takes someone else to see it in us.
Book Synopsis Jokes for Women Only 3 by : Susan Savannah
Download or read book Jokes for Women Only 3 written by Susan Savannah and published by . This book was released on 1993-09-01 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This latest crop of female-oriented jokes--a great mix of one-liners, funny stories, snappy comebacks, quotes, and tales--is from the many sent in by readers responding to Savannah's first two Jokes for Women Only books.
Book Synopsis 100 Ways God Speaks to You - Book 2 by : Robert A. Avila
Download or read book 100 Ways God Speaks to You - Book 2 written by Robert A. Avila and published by Platinum Pearl Publishing. This book was released on 2023-03-08 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Powerful experiences transform a lukewarm Christian into one who obeys the voice of God. Then Robert moves to a major American city to pursue a business degree. But tuition costs $30,000 per year. And he must apply to the university. Do you think God will step in? How? The devil sees the Holy Spirit in a newcomer to his city. Enemies rise up to destroy Robert. They attack from shadows and force him to challenge his beliefs. Follow Robert as he learns secrets to dreams, receives prophecies, and fights to safeguard his soul from witches and secret society warlocks. This is the incredible story of how one young man matures into a spiritual person—both winning and losing along the way. Have you suffered the same indignities? Compare your own journey as you read. You may learn something that will set you free.
Book Synopsis The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes by : E. Henry Thripshaw
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Tasteless Jokes written by E. Henry Thripshaw and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2010-09-30 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell. Includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream. Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
Book Synopsis How to Be Successful without Hurting Men's Feelings by : Sarah Cooper
Download or read book How to Be Successful without Hurting Men's Feelings written by Sarah Cooper and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chapters include, among others, “9 Non-threatening Leadership Strategies for Women,” "How to Ace Your Job Interview Without Over-acing It," and “Choose Your Own Adventure: Do You Want to Be Likable or Successful?” It even includes several pages to doodle on while men finish what they're saying. Each chapter also features an exercise with a set of "inaction items" designed to challenge women to be less challenging. And, when all else fails, a set of wearable mustaches is included to allow women to seem more man-like. This will cancel out any need to change their leadership style. In fact, it may even lead to a quick promotion!
Book Synopsis How to Date Men When You Hate Men by : Blythe Roberson
Download or read book How to Date Men When You Hate Men written by Blythe Roberson and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-01-08 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New Yorker and Onion writer and comedian Blythe Roberson, How to Date Men When You Hate Men is a comedy philosophy book aimed at interrogating what it means to date men within the trappings of modern society. Blythe Roberson’s sharp observational humor is met by her open-hearted willingness to revel in the ugliest warts and shimmering highs of choosing to live our lives amongst other humans. She collects her crushes like ill cared-for pets, skewers her own suspect decisions, and assures readers that any date you can mess up, she can top tenfold. And really, was that date even a date in the first place? With sections like Real Interviews With Men About Whether Or Not It Was A Date; Good Flirts That Work; Bad Flirts That Do Not Work; and Definitive Proof That Tom Hanks Is The Villain Of You’ve Got Mail, How to Date Men When You Hate Men is a one stop shop for dating advice when you love men but don't like them. "With biting wit, Roberson explores the dynamics of heterosexual dating in the age of #MeToo" — The New York Times
Book Synopsis "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!": Adventures of a Curious Character by : Richard P. Feynman
Download or read book "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!": Adventures of a Curious Character written by Richard P. Feynman and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2018-02-06 with total page 429 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the most famous science books of our time, the phenomenal national bestseller that "buzzes with energy, anecdote and life. It almost makes you want to become a physicist" (Science Digest). Richard P. Feynman, winner of the Nobel Prize in physics, thrived on outrageous adventures. In this lively work that “can shatter the stereotype of the stuffy scientist” (Detroit Free Press), Feynman recounts his experiences trading ideas on atomic physics with Einstein and cracking the uncrackable safes guarding the most deeply held nuclear secrets—and much more of an eyebrow-raising nature. In his stories, Feynman’s life shines through in all its eccentric glory—a combustible mixture of high intelligence, unlimited curiosity, and raging chutzpah. Included for this edition is a new introduction by Bill Gates.
Download or read book Nigger written by Randall Kennedy and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-12-18 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Randall Kennedy takes on not just a word, but our laws, attitudes, and culture with bracing courage and intelligence—with a range of reference that extends from the Jim Crow south to Chris Rock routines and the O. J. Simpson trial. It’s “the nuclear bomb of racial epithets,” a word that whites have employed to wound and degrade African Americans for three centuries. Paradoxically, among many Black people it has become a term of affection and even empowerment. The word, of course, is nigger, and in this candid, lucidly argued book the distinguished legal scholar Randall Kennedy traces its origins, maps its multifarious connotations, and explores the controversies that rage around it. Should Blacks be able to use nigger in ways forbidden to others? Should the law treat it as a provocation that reduces the culpability of those who respond to it violently? Should it cost a person his job, or a book like Huckleberry Finn its place on library shelves?
Book Synopsis A Man Without a Country by : Kurt Vonnegut
Download or read book A Man Without a Country written by Kurt Vonnegut and published by Dial Press. This book was released on 2017-06-20 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “For all those who have lived with Vonnegut in their imaginations . . . this is what he is like in person.”–USA Today In a volume that is penetrating, introspective, incisive, and laugh-out-loud funny, one of the great men of letters of this age–or any age–holds forth on life, art, sex, politics, and the state of America’s soul. From his coming of age in America, to his formative war experiences, to his life as an artist, this is Vonnegut doing what he does best: Being himself. Whimsically illustrated by the author, A Man Without a Country is intimate, tender, and brimming with the scope of Kurt Vonnegut’s passions. Praise for A Man Without a Country “[This] may be as close as Vonnegut ever comes to a memoir.”–Los Angeles Times “Like [that of] his literary ancestor Mark Twain, [Kurt Vonnegut’s] crankiness is good-humored and sharp-witted. . . . [Reading A Man Without a Country is] like sitting down on the couch for a long chat with an old friend.”–The New York Times Book Review “Filled with [Vonnegut’s] usual contradictory mix of joy and sorrow, hope and despair, humor and gravity.”–Chicago Tribune “Fans will linger on every word . . . as once again [Vonnegut] captures the complexity of the human condition with stunning calligraphic simplicity.”–The Australian “Thank God, Kurt Vonnegut has broken his promise that he will never write another book. In this wondrous assemblage of mini-memoirs, we discover his family’s legacy and his obstinate, unfashionable humanism.”–Studs Terkel
Download or read book Quirkology written by Richard Wiseman and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2007-11-20 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For over twenty years, psychologist Professor Richard Wiseman has examined the quirky science of everyday life. In Quirkology , he navigates the backwaters of human behavior, discovering the tell-tale signs that give away a liar, the secret science behind speed-dating and personal ads, and what a person's sense of humor reveals about the innermost workings of their mind- all along paying tribute to others who have carried out similarly weird and wonderful work. Wiseman's research has involved secretly observing people as they go about their daily business, conducting unusual experiments in art exhibitions and music concerts, and even staging fake sainces in allegedly haunted buildings. With thousands of research subjects from all over the world, including enamored couples, unwitting pedestrians, and guileless dinner guests, Wiseman presents a fun, clever, and unexpected picture of the human mind.
Book Synopsis Speaking As a Leader by : Judith Humphrey
Download or read book Speaking As a Leader written by Judith Humphrey and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2012-01-03 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make every communication count—with a simple, four-step speaking model Whether it's among colleagues at lunch or an audience of a thousand, a leader's role is to move and inspire others. It's not only the big occasions that test a leader's mettle, but the little ones as well—in a casual conversation in the elevator, in phone calls, or one of many incidental, seemingly "insignificant" interactions in everyday work life. Written by one of the world's leading communications coaches, Speaking as a Leader shows you how to make the most of your daily communications, creating a presence on the job as a genuine and constant leader. In this eye-opening guide, aspiring (and established) leaders can enhance their reputations and influence by following a few simple steps. Speaking as a Leader: Shows how to structure your thoughts and message in any situation using a four-step model Offers tips on listening effectively, in three dimensions Details why you are the best visual and how to avoid "Death by PowerPoint" Offers guidance on taking the "numb" out of numbers Includes tips on moving from subject to message With Speaking as a Leader, you'll learn to tap into your innate leadership skills at every occasion—whether small or large—and earn the sort of respect that creates devoted friends and passionate supporters.
Book Synopsis Jokes Women Won't Laugh at by : Gene Brissie
Download or read book Jokes Women Won't Laugh at written by Gene Brissie and published by Berkley. This book was released on 2002 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of laugh-out-loud politically incorrect jokes are for men only, with women as the subjects of overtly crude humor. (June)
Download or read book Seriously Sick Jokes written by and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2009-07-14 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A treasury of irreverent, politically incorrect, and wholly distasteful jokes represents top-selected submissions to the b3ta.com Web site, in a volume that is complemented by equally biting illustrations. Original.
