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Book Synopsis Minecraft Zombie Farts by : Alex Brian
Download or read book Minecraft Zombie Farts written by Alex Brian and published by . This book was released on 2015-05-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zombies And Zombie Lovers! Put your hands together for the "Zombie of all Zombies" -- FartiniIn this book you'll meet Fartini who has great powers that no other zombie has. Read this book now to discover the misadventures of the farting zombie. Don't forget to have fun as you and your friends laugh out loud at the hilariously misadventures of Fartini
Download or read book Zombies Fart written by Holly Michele and published by Zombies for Kids. This book was released on 2023-08-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever wonder what happens when a zombie farts? Zombie farts are stinky, like most farts, but they come from deep within their belly and they are very, very smelly. Two children find out just how stinky and smelly zombie farts can be when they run into a zombie that likes to toot - a lot!
Book Synopsis 20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book 20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-12-13 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.
Book Synopsis Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger by : Kevin Bolger
Download or read book Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger written by Kevin Bolger and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-11-25 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!
Book Synopsis Zac the Zombie and the Fart That Killed the Fairy by : Darrin Mason
Download or read book Zac the Zombie and the Fart That Killed the Fairy written by Darrin Mason and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-20 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I WOULD SMELL 500 FARTS, AND I WOULD SMELL 500 MORE ... This grossly hilarious and wonderfully illustrated cartoon book by award-winning and professionally-published cartoonist Darrin Mason is perfect for all ages and reading levels. It tells the story of a fart pushed out by Zac the Zombie. Its a smelly killer that makes its way out to the garden where it comes across a 500 pound fairy. The resulting hilarity is hilarious beyond anyone's wildest imagination and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt the enormous power of a fart born of several cans of baked beans. Cartoon picture books as they should be.
Download or read book Zombiekins written by Kevin Bolger and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-08-09 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stanley Nudelman turns the boring town of Dementedyville on its head when he buys a mysterious toy at his neighbor's yard sale. Sure, Zombiekins looks cuddly and creepy-cute - but expose him to moonlight, and strange things happen. When Stanley brings Zombiekins to school, he unleashes the worst zombie plague in fourth-grade history! Can Stanley find the courage to save the day before his teachers notice the class is full of zombies? Or will he soon join the ranks of the snuggily UNDEAD?
Book Synopsis Bottling Farts (EPUB) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Bottling Farts (EPUB) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-08-24 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.
Download or read book Fart Lover Supreme written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2020-01-24 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time. Approximately 2,800 words.
Book Synopsis A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve - Episode 1: Maloofed by : Donald Rump
Download or read book A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve - Episode 1: Maloofed written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2016-04-24 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Steve Skaggs realizes that his earthly body is gone and now he’s a crusty, old fart, the circumstances behind his mysterious death become clear, sending on an aloof adventure of betrayal and deceit. A Lonely, Wayward Fart Named Steve is an ongoing serial novel. This particular volume, including the subsequent author’s note, is approximately 3,150 words. WARNING This story is about a man who dies and comes back to life as a fart. There’s sex involved—not with farts, because you can’t have sex with a fart, you dolt! Anyways, there’s a Pakistani meat stick that’s mentioned, boobs that seem to defy the laws of the galaxy, and plenty of cruel and unusual things that happen to everyone’s favorite fart, Steve. Even if you are some perverted old fool, don’t read it to your kids. You don’t want to have to explain where our arch villainess’ mouth has been. And don’t say that I didn’t warn you!
Book Synopsis Till Death Do Us Fart by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Till Death Do Us Fart written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2014-05-18 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.
Download or read book Zombiefarts written by Kevin Bolger and published by Razorbill. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bolger's hit middle-grade novels "Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger" and "Zombiekins" are printed together in a single volume for the first time.
Book Synopsis ROCKET FARTS ZOMBIE PARTS by : Kerry Crowley
Download or read book ROCKET FARTS ZOMBIE PARTS written by Kerry Crowley and published by MuseItUp Publishing. This book was released on 2016-12-02 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Superhero Mucus Phlegmball is back! Fresh on the heels of his defeat of the radioactive mutant squirrels, Marcus is shocked when his best friend, Chunk, shares his plan to borrow Dr. Boogerslinger's time machine to steal the answers for a math test. Fearing his buddy might flunk fifth grade, Marcus reluctantly agrees, but immediately regrets it when an unexpected power outage throws the boys off course through a wormhole in space. Instead of going forward a few days to Lugeyville Elementary, the pair soon discover they have landed on a strange sunless planet inhabited by zombies. In a hurry to get home, they don't notice they've picked up a stow-away, a dangerous alien wereduck. Upon landing, the unwanted passenger escapes, tearing up Dr. Boogerslinger's lab and eventually attacking two classmates, putting all of Lugeyville in danger. The trip through the wormhole also seems to have triggered a new "ability" for Chunk. Every time is he is scared or stressed, his butt takes over and shoots him up in the air. These radioactive rocket farts are combined with an awful stench and a green mist capable of knocking a person out cold. At first, Chunk is worried he might be sick, but when Marcus reminds him he once hit him in the butt with a radioactive snooger, the boys come to the conclusion they are now a superhero duo. Working together, Mucus Phlegmball and his sidekick, Master Blaster, must save their town by capturing and returning the vicious wereduck to his home planet. Can these two still inexperienced superheroes once again save the day?
Book Synopsis Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 6: Disguised by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 6: Disguised written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2016-09-28 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Disguised is the sixth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Download or read book Tales of Jimmy written by Jimmy Baby Z and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-07 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jimmy is back again with another series of crazy tales and breath taking adventures. This time, Jimmy mistakenly takes spoilt food that makes him to pass really awful smelling farts. Is there a cure for a farting baby zombie? Read the book to find out!Have you ever thought of where Minecraft zombies came from or how they became one?Are they just flesh and brain eaters or is there a good side of them?The answer to your zombie questions lies in this fun packed adventures of a little funky baby zombie.Join Jimmy as he explores his world, have fun with friends and explains what it really feels like to be a baby zombie. Tales of Jimmy is a compiled diary of adventures on the lifestyle of zombies.After reading the adventures of Jimmy, you will have delicate hilarious answers to your zombie questions like: Where do minecraft zombies come from? Why do zombie like to attack or scare people? What are the day to day activities of zombies? Do they truly eat people? Why does it feel like been a zombie character? Are they really peaceful and friendly? What do zombies think of humans? Who is this book for? The crazy Tales of Jimmy is a must read for kids who are great lovers of Minecraft stories. Kids who love adventure and exploring the world. What is the perfect age grade? The diary of Jimmy's adventure was written in simple words that can suit a wide range of age grades which includes 6-8, 8-10, 9-12, 11-13, early teens and older fun loving kids.This is a Minecraft fiction story you can gift to your 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 or 12 year old son, daughter or family member!It would go a long way in improving their spoken English and reading habit.And oh! There are more series in the box ready to go!Now scroll all the way to the top and click on the little yellow buy button!
Book Synopsis Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 3: Dismembered by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 3: Dismembered written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2014-11-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Dismembered is the third episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
Download or read book Do Zombies Fart? written by H. Cartoons and published by . This book was released on 2017-10 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Donald and Kat discover their parents are zombies! Even school is unsafe because more zombies roam the halls. What else are they to do, except start a revolt?!
Book Synopsis Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2017-03-26 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE F**KING IDIOT . . . Vlad Wieckowski has seen better days. With only the clothes on his back, he's out of money, out of luck, and out of gas. CONFRONTS THE EVIL PINT-SIZED BASTARD . . . That little sh*t Henry Winkle is at it again, and this time he's got warehouses full of toxic gas at his disposal. Can anyone stop his evil plot to gas the world? AND GETS F**KED OVER BY A MYSTERIOUS DIPSH*T AGENT . . . By his letter he is known. W. W for Wacky. W for Wicked. W for WTF?! WILL THE INDELIBLE SH*THEAD GET HIS REVENGE? Or is mankind totally f**ked? Detained is the seventh episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000-4,000 words.
