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Book Synopsis You've Guac to Be Joking by : Cat Faulkner
Download or read book You've Guac to Be Joking written by Cat Faulkner and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Avocados are the celebrity of the fruit universe. This funny, illustrated collection pays homage to America's favorite fruit. Avocabra! Guaca-mole, Kiss My Hass! Let's Avocuddle! Puns and mash-ups celebrate global avo-obsession!
Book Synopsis Youve Guac to Be Joking! I (kf8) by : C. A. T. FAULKNER
Download or read book Youve Guac to Be Joking! I (kf8) written by C. A. T. FAULKNER and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-07 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Ruthless Creatures by : J.T. Geissinger
Download or read book Ruthless Creatures written by J.T. Geissinger and published by Bramble. This book was released on 2023-11-30 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dark, sexy mafia romance where the fast-paced tension of John Wick meets the high stakes love of Romeo and Juliet. Five years ago, my fiancé disappeared. He left me with a wedding dress I’d never wear. Left me with the kind of scars that can’t be healed. The man I built my future on vanished like a ghost. All that remained were my broken heart and a million unanswered questions. Until a mysterious stranger arrives in town. Tall, dark, and dangerous, Kage is as full of secrets as he is sex appeal. Though I know he’s hiding something, I’m drawn to him like a moth to flame. Heat crackles between us with every look, desire flares into passion, and I fall hard, helpless to resist. But then I discover he’s been sent to collect on an unpaid debt from my missing fiancé.... And that debt is me. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Book Synopsis Guac Is Extra But So Am I by : Sarah Solomon
Download or read book Guac Is Extra But So Am I written by Sarah Solomon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-11-26 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Navigating the landscape of young adulthood is fraught with challenges big, small, and existential that leave even the best of us screaming internally.Guac Is Extra But So Am I: The Reluctant Adult's Handbookexplains therealities of life people expect you to know-but aren't usually spelled out-through humorous, biting commentary, illustrations, and guidance from those who have seen it all. Packed with discussions, tips, and advice on everything from the shifting etiquette surrounding modern dating (Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and tolerant of your substance abuse?) to how you should be forcing yourself to save for retirement (We're all just a few breakdowns away from becoming an interior designer or golf pro), job hunting (No, you cannot choose "muse" as a career path), to the highly emotional and physical trials of moving (The road to hell is paved with shag carpeting). These topics, and anything else that might fluster a young adult, are explored and addressed with the author's trademark wit and self-deprecating style. Add in contributions from leaders in their respective fields, includingMad Money's Jim Cramer and editors ranging fromThe New York TimestoTown & Country, andGuac Is Extra But So Am Ibecomes an illuminating guide to what it means to be a well-rounded individual in adigitally evolving world ridden with student debt and Instagram "models."
Book Synopsis Avocado Guac Funny Gift I Was Told There Would Be Guacamole by : Genievere Kelly
Download or read book Avocado Guac Funny Gift I Was Told There Would Be Guacamole written by Genievere Kelly and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-04 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Avocado Guac Funny Gift I Was Told There Would Be Guacamole The convenient size of the Daily planner notebook makes it the perfect travel companion. Whether you're on the commute or dashing from meeting to meeting, it slips easily into any bag, always at hand. Whether you're an artist, designer, mathematician or poet, make a statement with special design cover then fill the book with your personality on ruled pages of smooth paper.
Book Synopsis Killer Cocktail by : Sheryl J. Anderson
Download or read book Killer Cocktail written by Sheryl J. Anderson and published by Ignition Books®. This book was released on 2017-05-15 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Anderson, a TV producer, depicts Molly, Manhattan and terminally cool suspects with a refreshing hilarity. . . ."--Publishers Weekly "Fashion commentary, urbane asides, and witty characters keep the pages turning."--Library Journal They say love is easier the second time around: You'd think solving a mystery would be, too. But Molly Forrester finds both to be less than true in this sassy sequel to her first adventure, Killer Heels. Molly's journalism career is stalled. Solving the murder of a colleague in Killer Heels hasn't led to bigger and better opportunities as quickly as she'd hoped. Instead, she's still writing her popular advice column for Zeitgeist magazine, now under a new editor. Stalled too is Molly's relationship with Detective Kyle Edwards. Perhaps meeting over a dead body isn't the best way to build a romance after all. When her best friends, Tricia Vincent and Cassady Lynch, suggest a trip to the Hamptons, Molly seizes the chance to get away from her worries for a while. But what starts as an entertaining, champagne-filled weekend of "sipping and sniping" at the ultra-rich explodes into disaster with a dead guest of honor, a blue-blooded family feud, a jealous lover or three, and a murder investigation that stretches back to Manhattan and strains Molly and Kyle almost to the breaking point. And through it all, Molly must contend with an icy female homicide investigator who may be competing with Molly on more than a professional level. With a penchant for saying the right thing--even if at the wrong time--and the enthusiastic help of her two devoted friends, Molly Forrester tackles another murder with zest and style. But will her sharp wit and droll insight be enough to protect those she cares about most? Sheryl J. Anderson whips up another sexy cocktail that's equal parts comedy, mystery, and romance. This heady brew takes the sting out of the greatest mystery of all--how to keep love alive in the big city. "Her delightful series . . . reverberates with wit, style, and superb characterization."--Mystery Scene
Book Synopsis Fluffy (Do-Over Series #1) by : Julia Kent
Download or read book Fluffy (Do-Over Series #1) written by Julia Kent and published by Julia Kent. This book was released on 2019-04-30 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It all started with the wrong Help Wanted ad. Of course it did. I’m a professional fluffer. It’s NOT what you think. I stage homes for a living. Real estate agents love me, and my work stands on its own merits. Sigh. Get your mind out of the gutter. Go ahead. Laugh. I’ll wait. See? That’s the problem. My career has used the term “fluffer” for decades. I didn’t even know there was a more… lascivious definition of the term. Until it was too late. The ad for a “professional fluffer” on Craigslist seemed like divine intervention. My last unemployment check was in the bank. I was desperate. Rent was due. The ad said cash paid at the end of the day. The perfect job! Staging homes means showing your best angle. The same principle applies in making a certain kind of movie. Turns out a “fluffer” doesn’t arrange decorative pillows on a couch. They arrange other soft, round-ish objects. The job isn’t hard. Er, I mean, it is — it’s about being hard. Or, well… helping other people to be hard. Oh, man… And that’s the other problem. A man. No, not one of the stars on the movie set. Will Lotham – my high school crush. The owner of the house where we’re filming. Illegally. In a vacation rental. By the time the cops show up, what I thought was just a great house staging gig turned into a nightmare involving pictures of me with an undressed star, Will rescuing me from an arrest, and a humiliating lesson in my own naivete. My job turned out to be so much harder than I expected. But you know what’s easier than I ever imagined? Having all my dreams come true. Read the whole series: Little Miss Perfect (FREE!) Fluffy Perky Feisty Hasty * * * Read what others are saying about Julia Kent's books: "Heartwarming and intensely emotional, Our Options Have Changed is witty, sexy and hilarious with a heroine you admire and a hero you can't help falling in love with." -- Helena Hunting, New York Times bestselling author "Reading a Julia Kent book is like taking a vacation with your best friends. They'll make you laugh, tug on your heartstrings, and leave you wanting more." -- New York Times bestselling author Melissa Foster "Kent and Reed create rom com magic in this friends to lovers romance. Laughter, tears, and all the swoons." -- USA Today Best Selling author Daisy Prescott "Witty, sexy, funny and delightfully delicious--love it from beginning to end."-- USA Today bestselling author T Gephart "An utterly charming celebration of the messiness of love, life, and motherhood... every woman deserves a Nick." -- Laurelin Paige, New York Times bestselling author Reader and Blogger reviews: "Move over Sophie Kinsella and make way for Julia Kent. I haven't laughed so much since the Shopaholic series." -- Reader review "Shannon reminds me of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum character..." -- Reader review "Another best seller by the Queen of romantic comedy." -- Reader review "Kent took this fun, sexy tale and gave it a depth that made it so darn easy to read." -- Glass Paper Ink Bookblog "Nothing has made me laugh out loud this much since I read Bridget Jones' Diary many, many years ago." -- Reader review "This book is a MUST READ and I can't WAIT for the next one!!!" -- Reader review "...Julia Kent has once again brought the laugh until you cry scenes, but has added a new aspect to her writing..." -- Avid Reader Book Reviews "The characters in this book are absolutely magnetic and you can't help but be drawn into their lives." -- Reader review "This book is bursting at the seams with all the fun and witty banter!" -- Eargasms Audiobook Reviews Topics: contemporary romance, romantic comedy, series, romantic comedy series, comedy, comedy series, bbw romance, funny romance, laugh romance, modern romance, urban romance, boston, boston romance, wealthy, USA today, USA today bestseller, CEO romance, office romance, city romance, smart romance, lighthearted romance, light romance, hot romance, julia kent, julia kent romance, proposal, proposal romance, humor, humorous romance, satire, american humor, wedding romance, literature & fiction, entertainment, humor and comedy, romantic comedy Perfect for readers of Emma Chase, Penny Reid, Lauren Blakely, Sally Thorne, Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Kendall Ryan, Kristan Higgins, Helena Hunting, Sophie Kinsella and Alice Clayton. Audiobook narrated by Erin Mallon.
Book Synopsis The Book of Juan Jokes by : Juan Barake
Download or read book The Book of Juan Jokes written by Juan Barake and published by . This book was released on 2017-12 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've heard them once, you've heard them all. This book contains 101 Juan Jokes. There is a joke for every juan!. Every Juan joke you could ever make up is in this book.
Book Synopsis The Second Good News - Bad News Joke Book by : Jeff Rovin
Download or read book The Second Good News - Bad News Joke Book written by Jeff Rovin and published by Signet Book. This book was released on 1994 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rovin has done it again! The author of the bestselling 1,001 Great Jokes has produced 500 more rib-ticklers the whole family can enjoy. The good new s is that there's a laugh in every joke. The bad news is that you'll laugh until you split your ribs.
Book Synopsis Composition Notebook by : Andrea Menzel
Download or read book Composition Notebook written by Andrea Menzel and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a fun gift for someone close to you? This is a perfect blank, lined notebook for men, women, and children. Great for taking down notes, reminders, and crafting to-do lists. Also a great creativity gift for decoration or for a notebook for school or office! This notebook is an excellent accessory for your desk at home or at the office. It's the perfect travel size to fit in a laptop bag or backpack. Use it on the go and you will keep all of your notes and reminders in organized in one place. Professionally designed this 6x9 notebook provides the medium for you to detail your thoughts. Buy your notebook today and begin to fill the pre-lined pages with your heart's desire. Your new notebook includes: Fresh white paper 100 pages 6x9 inch format Paper color: White We have even more wonderful titles that you'll enjoy! Be sure to click on the author name for other great notebook ideas.
Download or read book The Atmospherians written by Alex McElroy and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sasha Marcus was once the epitome of contemporary success: an internet sensation, social media darling, and a creator of a high profile wellness brand for women. But a confrontation with an abusive troll has taken a horrifying turn, and now she's at rock bottom: canceled and doxxed online, fired from her waitress job and fortressed in her apartment while men's rights protestors rage outside. All that once glittered now condemns. Sasha confides in her oldest childhood friend, Dyson--a failed actor with a history of body issues--who hatches a plan for Sasha to restore her reputation by becoming the face of his new business venture, The Atmosphere: a rehabilitation community for men. Based in an abandoned summer camp and billed as a workshop for job training, it is actually a rigorous program designed to rid men of their toxic masculinity and heal them physically, emotionally, and socially. Sasha has little choice but to accept. But what horrors await her as the resident female leader of a crew of washed up, desperate men? And what exactly does Dyson want?
Book Synopsis Keep Beach City Weird by : Ben Levin
Download or read book Keep Beach City Weird written by Ben Levin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-04-18 with total page 43 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you think you know the truth about what happens in Beach City? THINK AGAIN! Fans of Steven Universe know that Steven and the Crystal Gems are behind most of the strange occurrences that happen in their hometown of Beach City. But Ronaldo Fryman, the town's resident blogger and conspiracy theorist, has some other ideas. This book, created by show writers Ben Levin and Matt Burnett, is a companion to Ronaldo's blog of the same name, and includes his favorite theories and collected evidence. Is Ronaldo a raving, delusional madman or a brilliant, misunderstood visionary (or a little bit of both)? You be the judge!
Book Synopsis Don't Bungee Jump Naked and Other Important Stuff by : Jeanne Robertson
Download or read book Don't Bungee Jump Naked and Other Important Stuff written by Jeanne Robertson and published by Jeanne Robertson. This book was released on 2020-06 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Award-winning humorist Jeanne Robertson has regaled audiences for five decades with her original stories. In Don't Bungee Jump Naked and other important stuff, this "Grandma Gone Viral" shares a collection of hilarious stories as a reminder that humor is all around - we simply need to look for it!
Book Synopsis Harlequin Intrigue February 2016 - Box Set 2 of 2 by : Paula Graves
Download or read book Harlequin Intrigue February 2016 - Box Set 2 of 2 written by Paula Graves and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page 428 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harlequin Intrigue brings you three new titles at a great value, available now! Enjoy these suspenseful reads packed with edge-of-your-seat intrigue and fearless romance. BLUE RIDGE RICOCHET The Gates: Most Wanted By Paula Graves Undercover agent Nicki Jamison and a wanted FBI staffer, Dallas Cole, must work together to bring down a dangerous militia group.When Nicki is abducted, Dallas will do anything to be reunited with her and her irresistible charm. FULLY COMMITTED Omega Sector: Critical Response By Janie Crouch Agent Jon Hatton's best chance to catch a serial rapist is forensic artist Sherry Mitchell.Jon knows Sherry's determined to help catch this criminal, but keeping her safe is his priority.Followed by making her his bride. SUSPECT WITNESS By Ryshia Kennie A witness to murder, Erin Argon threatens a biker gang''s deadly secret.She flees to foreign shores where CIA agent Josh Sedovich finds her, but can he alone keep her safe? Look for Harlequin Intrigue's February 2016 Box set 1 of 2, filled with even more edge-of-your seat romantic suspense! Look for 6 compelling new stories every month from Harlequin® Intrigue!
Download or read book Cookin' with Coolio written by Coolio and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-11-17 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s only one thing that Coolio’s been doing longer than rapping: cooking. His recipes are built around solid comfort foods with a healthy twist that don’t break the bank. You can’t find the fusions Coolio created like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them cooking away in your kitchen faster and easier than ordering takeout. Coolio started making thirty-minute meals when he was ten years old and has since developed a whole new cuisine: Ghetto Gourmet. Start your Ghetto Gourmet adventure with some “Soul Rolls,” follow-up with “Finger-Lickin’, Rib-Stickin’, Fall-Off-the-Bone-and-into-Your-Mouth Chicken,” and finish off with “Banana Ba-ba-ba-bread” sweetened with golden honey. Cookin' with Coolio features 76 tasty, easy-to-make and economical recipes built around comfort foods with a healthy twist, accompanied by 25 full-color pictures. The book covers everything: -How to Become a Kitchen Pimp -The Rules of the Ghetto Gourmet to everything you'll need to make a complete meal -Pimpin’ the poultry -Sinful steaks -It’s Hard Out Here for a Shrimp -Chillin’ and Grillin’ As Coolio says, “All you need is a little bit of food, and a little bit of know-how.”
Book Synopsis I Can Cook Vegan by : Isa Chandra Moskowitz
Download or read book I Can Cook Vegan written by Isa Chandra Moskowitz and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recipes that build your skills—from easy-peasy pasta to more challenging sautés and baked dishes—from the bestselling author of Veganomicon. Isa Moskowitz learned to cook from cookbooks, recipe by recipe. And after a few decades of writing her own cookbooks, she knows what the people want: easy-to-follow instructions and accessible ingredients. I Can Cook Vegan is for cooks of all stripes: The Just-Born, Brand New Cook The Tried-and-True Seasoned Cook Who Is Tofu-Curious The Busy Weeknight Pantry Cook (this is everyone) The Farmers’ Market Junkie Who Looks at All the Pretty Colors The Reluctant Parent to the Vegan Child For Anyone Doing Vegan for the Animals For Anyone Doing Vegan for the Health Each chapter is a building block to becoming a better, more competent cook. The book teaches readers to cook the way someone might learn a new instrument: master a couple of chords, and then start to put them together to form songs. Each chapter starts with a fresh mission, and readers will cook their way through pastas, salads, sandwiches, bowls, sautés, sheet-pan suppers, and sweets—more than 125 recipes!—until they are ultimately the Best Cook Imaginable. “The recipes in here are simple and streamlined. Perfect for those days when you just want something plain, simple, and still satisfying. Perfect when you want a recipe that you know is going to turn out first time.” —Coastal Vegans
Book Synopsis What's Gaby Cooking by : Gaby Dalkin
Download or read book What's Gaby Cooking written by Gaby Dalkin and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s Gaby Cooking: Everyday California Food is “a celebration of the way we eat here in Southern California, reflecting the region’s diversity, the abundance of fresh, vibrant produce, and the fact that we’re always tinkering with our diets” (Los Angeles Times). Here is the go-to guide for bringing the West Coast vibe to your kitchen, with 125 fresh, market-driven recipes from everyone’s favorite California food blogger, Gaby Dalkin. In What’s Gaby Cooking: Everyday California Food, Gaby shares her favorite simple and fresh recipes and offers a glimpse into what it’s like to “go coastal.” It’s about always having something tasty to eat, thanks to handy and delicious pantry staples (avocado oil! quinoa! limes! dark chocolate!), as well as an arsenal of easy and healthy recipes, like: Chimichurri Cauliflower Rice Bowl with Grilled Fish Taco Skillet Bake Street Corn Pizza Black Rice and Roasted Mushroom Bowl Chicken Larb Bowl with Coconut Rice Caramelized Onion, Leek, and Red Pepper Crustless Quiche Charred Octopus Tacos Gaby’s Famous Guacamole Pulled Pork Pizza with Cabbage Slaw Pesto Lasagna Bolognese Bean, Cheese, and Chicken Tortas And over 100 more! The book covers all the staples—avocado toast, grain bowls, greens, carbs, healthy mains, cocktails, and more. For Gaby, California is not so much a place but a state of mind, and this cookbook proves that no matter where you live, you can still apply the same philosophy. All it takes is finding the freshest produce you can, stocking up on some versatile pantry staples, and keeping flavors and techniques simple. After that, the only thing left to do is kick back, pour yourself a California Girl Margarita, and listen for those ocean waves. Includes color photographs by Matt Armendariz Also available: What’s Gaby Cooking: Eat What You Want What’s Gaby Cooking: Take It Easy
