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Author : Jeff Koon
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 156 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (119 download)
Download or read book You May Not Tie an Alligator to a Fire Hydrant written by Jeff Koon and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jeff Koon
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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 168 pages
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Download or read book You May Not Tie an Alligator to a Fire Hydrant written by Jeff Koon and published by . This book was released on 2002-06-20 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious collection of 101 bizarre state laws from across the USA is by the teenage creators of the successful website, DumbLaws.com. Two-color throughout. Illustrations.
Author : Jeff Koon
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743244753
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)
Download or read book Wearing of This Garment Does Not Enable You to Fly written by Jeff Koon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2003 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 101 of the dumbest product warnings you'll ever see.
Author : Jeff Koon
Publisher : Free Press
ISBN 13 : 9781439150443
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (54 download)
Download or read book Wearing of This Garment Does Not Enable You to Fly written by Jeff Koon and published by Free Press. This book was released on 2008-11-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: America's famous teenage stalkers of stupidity are back! From the authors of You May Not Tie an Alligator to a Fire Hydrant, here is a collection of 101 of the dumbest product warnings you'll ever see. The infamous 1994 McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit has spawned a veritable industry of "hot" warnings, from Kellogg's Pop-Tarts admonition that "[i]f pastry is overheated, frosting/filling can become extremely hot and could cause burns" to the Black Cat Fireworks label: "Caution: flammable. Do not put in mouth." If, on the other hand, you manage to escape the heat with a trip to the beach, be warned that a twenty-inch beach ball is "NOT a lifesaving device." Kids (and maybe even parents) might be forgiven, however, for thinking that Mr. Bubbles Body Wash for Kids of All Ages would be okay to use if they missed the warning label: "Caution. Keep out of reach of young children." In the brave new world of technology, users frustrated by the gobbledygook of users' manuals will be relieved that their warning labels at least make sense: the Sun StarOffice End User License Agreement warns users that "software is not designed, licensed or intended for use in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility," while the SGI IRIS Indigo Workstation manual tells you, "Don't dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at coworkers." And for those who just can't quite figure out what to do with some of their new purchases, this might help: "Use Gold Dial as you would ordinary soap" explains the Dial soap label. Compiled by Jeff Koon and Andy Powell, this hilarious collection features the best contributions from the hundreds of thousands of fans of their Web sites, www.dumblaws.com and www.dumbwarnings.com, and forty-two original drawings by illustrator Tim Carroll.
Author : Knowing Christ Ministries
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1452081883
Total Pages : 137 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Authentic, Inspired, Inerrant and True written by Knowing Christ Ministries and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-07-21 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the beginning of time Satan has attempted to make us question God's Holy Word. Part of Satan's plan is to prevent us from believing in the accuracy, inerrancy, truth and inspired nature of God's Word. It's easier to look at The Bible as a story book or piece of literature rather than know the Word of God is true. Thus many people think of the Bible as a story book or a book of historical literature - therefore whether it is true or not is immaterial. Many people say they believe in some parts and not others. We know that the Bible is the true, inspired and inerrant, accurate Word of God, if part is true, all is true. If it is all true we must face the truth about our moral character. Thus, through independent research and with the goal of Scripture proving Scripture rather than relying on what man says about Scripture, this book gradually came together exploring such topics as: What God Says Statistical Proof Historical and Archeological Evidence Prophecy And finally a look at how the various versions of The Bible came about and a candid discussion of how accurate or inaccurate they are. Let Dr. West-Stellick lead you on an exciting journey that lays the foundation and then covers 3,500 years of writing, translations, discoveries and more. Authentic, Inspired, Inerrant and True will bring you to the fact based conclusion - The Bible is God's Word to us.
Author : Joseph W. Lewis Jr. M.D.
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1665503394
Total Pages : 243 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (655 download)
Download or read book Amazing Alabama: a Potpourri of Fascinating Facts, Tall Tales and Storied Stories written by Joseph W. Lewis Jr. M.D. and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2020-10-19 with total page 243 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Amazing Alabama: A Potpourri of Fascinating Facts, Tall Tales and Storied Stories chronicles a brief history of the state, famous personages associated with Alabama, a discussion of state firsts, unique occurrences, antiquated laws and other fascinating topics.
Author : Kelly Gallagher
Publisher : Taylor & Francis
ISBN 13 : 1003844030
Total Pages : 183 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (38 download)
Download or read book Reading Reasons written by Kelly Gallagher and published by Taylor & Francis. This book was released on 2023-10-10 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Reading Reasons: Motivational Mini-Lessons for Middle and High School , author and teacher Kelly Gallagher offers a series of mini-lessons specifically tailored to motivate middle and high school students to read, and in doing so, to help them understand the importance and relevance reading will take in their lives. This book introduces and explains in detail nine specific "real-world" reasons why students should be readers. The book contains 40 practical, classroom-tested and reproducible mini-lessons that get to the heart of reading motivation and that can be used immediately in English and other content-area classrooms. These easy-to-use motivational lessons serve as weekly reading "booster shots" that help maintain reading enthusiasm in your classroom from September through June. The mini-lessons, ranging from 5-20 minutes in length, hit home with adolescents, and in turn, enable them to internalize the importance reading will play in their lives. Rather than telling students reading is good for them, the lessons in this book show them the benefits of reading.
Author : Stevyn Colgan
Publisher : Unbound Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1908717823
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (87 download)
Download or read book Constable Colgan's Connectoscope written by Stevyn Colgan and published by Unbound Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-10 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For many years we've known about Six Degrees of Separation: the idea that every person on the planet can be linked by a chain of just six individuals. Now, former Scotland Yard criminal intelligence officer Stevyn Colgan has designed a paper-based wireless device to do the same thing with facts – a kind of Six Degrees of Information. Called the Connectoscope, it will teach you, among many other things, what humans taste like to robots, why there were bluebirds over the White Cliffs of Dover, how a tree became the New York Stock Exchange, why Bob the Builder has more fingers In Japan than in the UK, who the patron saint of medical records is, and how to make Superman gay. Colgan sets out to prove that everything can be connected. As this dizzyingly fact-filled book shows, the fun lies in figuring out how.
Author : Kevin Guest
Publisher : Kevin Michael Guest
ISBN 13 : 1463732279
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (637 download)
Download or read book Don't Vote Stupid: KMG for President written by Kevin Guest and published by Kevin Michael Guest. This book was released on 2011-07-21 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From stupid laws, to stupid court cases, to stupid politician's, when you vote stupid, you get stupid! My name is Kevin Michael Guest and I am declaring my candidacy for the office of the President of the United States. Together, let us look at the humorous and stupid ways those judges and politicians have treated us! From laws against farting in elevators to court cases about shooting yourself with a gun, the government has dealt with it!
Author : Sharpman.com
Publisher : Stewart, Tabori, & Chang
ISBN 13 : 9781584793212
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (932 download)
Download or read book The Care and Display of the American Flag written by Sharpman.com and published by Stewart, Tabori, & Chang. This book was released on 2004 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The American flag has always been a powerful symbol of national pride and a prominent way for citizens to express their patriotism. But despite honorable intentions, many of us are not familiar with the rules that govern the use of our flag. In the straightforward, informative voice that has made them a vital resource for readers across the country, the editors of SharpMan.com have set forth the proper way to: Hang the Flag, Carry the Flag, Clean the Flag, Fold the Flag, Store the Flag, Dispose of the Flag. In addition you'll learn fun, useful flag facts and the history of the Red, White, and Blue: How is the American salute to the flag unusual? Has the U.S. government ever paid its bill to the designer of our flag? Should you wear a flag on your T-shirt? The answers to these questions, and so much more, can be found in this book. Book jacket.
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Author : Eugene Nasser
Publisher : Outskirts Press
ISBN 13 : 1977269680
Total Pages : 349 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (772 download)
Download or read book Mateo's Walk written by Eugene Nasser and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2023-10-24 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What so many have feared is finally happening. The global AI system has gone haywire. Authorities are slowly realizing that the Worldwide Integrated Consciousness System (WICS) is beyond human control. WICS is certainly transforming and changing the world, but in ways nobody saw coming. Looking for answers, the American government arrives at Tall Oaks assisted living facility. Mateo, a former programmer who wrote computer code during WICS development phase, is their prime suspect. Despite the fact that Mateo has not written a line of code in over two decades, the authorities believe he is the key to figuring out what will happen next. As a crowd gathers outside, they attempt to quickly leave with Mateo but only manage to get lost deeper inside the confusing Tall Oaks facility. What follows is one last walk through Tall Oaks, where Mateo’s memory blends with the present day chaos brought on by WICS. Along the way he befriends the attending doctor, all the while accompanied by a contingent of military guards whose uniforms and behavior are wildly unexpected. It turns out that WICS is not indifferent to the humanity behind its creation. The world, and in particular American society, are about to find this out straight from WICS. Equal parts philosophical-comedy, science fiction, and unrelenting satire on American culture, Mateo’s Walk is a novel reminding us that no technological advance can ever replace the way we treat one another. Improving the way we care and look out for each other is the best hope for a future that looks increasingly bleak. Does it take an AI program and global pandemonium to remind us of this? Perfect for fans of The Sirens of Titan, A Confederacy of Dunces, and Infinite Jest.
Author : Margaret A. Richek
Publisher : Cengage Learning
ISBN 13 : 9780618261789
Total Pages : 436 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (617 download)
Download or read book The World of Words written by Margaret A. Richek and published by Cengage Learning. This book was released on 2004-06-30 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through a series of carefully paced lessons, this best-selling vocabulary textbook teaches students three critical skills: how to use the dictionary, contextual clues, and Greek and Latin roots to expand their repertoire of words. Each chapter introduces one theme--such as popular music, sports, or technology--to draw on students' general knowledge and illustrate how learning vocabulary relates to their personal lives. Scientific and historical facts, as well as explanations of literary classics engage students' interest and provide useful information that they can refer to in other courses.Updated examples, sentences, and passages ensure that the text remains topical, increasing the likelihood that students will stay on course.Each chapter features two new pieces of art to help students visualize key words.A textbook web site provides students with additional exercises so that they can practice honing their vocabulary skills.
Author : Garry Martin
Publisher : Prentice Hall
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 500 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 ( download)
Download or read book Behavior Modification written by Garry Martin and published by Prentice Hall. This book was released on 2007 with total page 500 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Assuming no prior knowledge of behaviour modification or psychology, this text offers students personal, hands-on experience with the principles of behaviour modification and their application to everyday concerns.
Author : Robert Wickes
Publisher : Infinity Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0741436183
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (414 download)
Download or read book The Myth America Pageant written by Robert Wickes and published by Infinity Publishing. This book was released on 2006-10 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An often-amusing look at often-confusing national issues and at the grand game of politics, blending history, common sense, and controversy in a thought-provoking, convention-challenging analysis for ordinary Americans.
Author : Michelle Davis
Publisher : Mars Publishing (CA)
ISBN 13 : 9781931199292
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (992 download)
Download or read book The School Projects Idea Book written by Michelle Davis and published by Mars Publishing (CA). This book was released on 2003-05 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comprehensive teacher's resource book that provides 30 creative projects for teachers to give their students.
