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Rage Against the Minivan

Author : Kristen Howerton
Publisher : Convergent Books
ISBN 13 : 1984825178
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (848 download)

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Download or read book Rage Against the Minivan written by Kristen Howerton and published by Convergent Books. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Howerton writes unflinchingly about what it means to be raising children in today’s world and how to liberate ourselves from the myth of perfect motherhood.”—Glennon Doyle, author of Untamed and Love Warrior, founder of Together Rising In this smart and subversively funny memoir, Kristen Howerton navigates the emotional and sometimes messy waters of motherhood and challenges the idea that there’s a “right” way to raise kids. Recounting her successes, trials, mishaps, and hard-won wisdom, this mother of four advocates for letting go of the expectations, the guilt, and the endless race to be the perfect parent to the perfect child in the perfect family. This book is for ● the parent who loves their kids like crazy but feels like parenting is making them crazy, too ● the parent who said “I will never . . .” and now they have ● the parent who looks like they have it all together but feels like a hot mess on the inside ● the parent who looks like a hot mess on the outside, too ● the parent who asks Am I good enough? Doing enough? Doing it right? What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with these children? Are they eighteen yet? With her signature blend of vulnerability, sarcasm, and insight, Howerton shares her unexpected journey from infertility to adoption to pregnancy to divorce to dealing with the shock and awe of raising teens. As a mom of a multiracial family and as a marriage and family therapist, she tackles the thorny issues parents face today, like hard conversations about racism, disciplining other people’s kids, the reality of Dad Privilege, and (never) attaining that elusive work/life balance. Rage Against the Minivan is a permission slip to let it go and allow yourself to be a “good enough” parent, focused on raising happy, kind, loving humans.

Runners Coloring Book

Author : Doodleworks
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781656811806
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (118 download)

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Download or read book Runners Coloring Book written by Doodleworks and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At Doodleworks we create adult coloring books in our signature bold and colorful style! Our designs are inspired by the whimsical doodle style artwork that we all know and love. This allows us to let our imaginations run wild and experiment...there are no rules in a doodleworks coloring book! Just grab your pens and pencils and go wild! This book contains 2 copies of each design, which means you can have two tries at coloring each page. Practise makes perfect after all! The pages are also single sized so that you can remove them to either put them on display or gift them to a friend! Our adult coloring books make great gift ideas. Whether you're looking for a christmas gag gift, sympathy gift, a funny birthday gift, or any other novelty or last minute gift idea for that matter...we are sure to have a book for the occasion. Grown-ups and teenagers of all ages will appreciate a funny coloring book. They make fantastic gifts for mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, brother, sister, friend, co-worker, or even a co-worker! We think our coloring books make much more original and funny gifts than the usual mug, fridge magnet, t-shirt, etc. This book in particular is perfect if you're looking for funny runners gifts for under 10 dollars, or under 15 dollars, for someone who loves jogging and running. Gift ideas for men, women or teen runners can be very difficult to choose, so we made this book with that in mind. This coloring book should please even the most difficult to buy for runners, from marathon runners, 1/2 half marathon runners, right through to casual joggers. We hope you, or the lucky person you are buying this for, enjoys this book and from all of us here at Doodleworks...happy coloring!

You Can't F*ck Up Your Kids

Author : Lindsay Powers
Publisher : Atria Books
ISBN 13 : 1982110139
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book You Can't F*ck Up Your Kids written by Lindsay Powers and published by Atria Books. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cribsheet meets The Sh!t No One Tells You in this no-holds-barred, judgment-free parenting guide that sets the record straight on every hot-button parenting topic by longtime journalist and founder of the viral #NoShameParenting movement. What if you could do more for your kids, by doing a whole lot less? Parenting today has become a competitive sport, and it seems that everyone is losing. From the very moment that little line turns blue, parents-to-be find themselves in a brave new world where every decision they make is fraught, every action they take is judged, and everything they do seems to be the wrong thing. Formula feed? Breast is best. Breastfeed in public? That’s indecent. Cry it out? You’re causing permanent harm to your child. Don’t sleep train? Your child will never learn to sleep on his or her own. Stay home? You’re setting a bad example for your kids. Go back to work? Don’t you love your kids more than your job? Lindsay Powers—former editor-in-chief of Yahoo! Parenting, creator of the #NoShameParenting movement, and mom of two—is here to help parents everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief. This laugh-out-loud funny, accessible, and reassuring book sets the record straight on all of the insane conflicts that parents face—from having a glass of wine while pregnant to sleep training, childcare, feeding, and even sex after baby. Drawing on the latest research and delivered in a relatable, comforting voice, You Can’t F*ck Up Your Kids demonstrates that it is possible to take the stress out of parenting and sit back and enjoy the ride.

Mary Has a Little Pussy

Author : Flyingcorn Publishing
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781720767817
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (678 download)

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Download or read book Mary Has a Little Pussy written by Flyingcorn Publishing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-06-08 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who doesn't love pussy? They are so fluffy, cute and fun to play with! This book of inappropriate prose will leave you laughing and you'll have no choice but to show it to your friends and family. This hilarious children's book for adults is a perfect gift for all occasions - baby showers, birthday parties, wedding gifts. You should probably exercise some discretion while reading to the kids but they'll have no clue as to why you're turning blue with laughter!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Author : Jen Mann
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345549988
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear

Therapist Life

Author : Therapist Passion Publishing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694873545
Total Pages : 53 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book Therapist Life written by Therapist Passion Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 Gift For Therapists In this adult coloring book we have put together tons of hilarious Therapist puns, artworks etc. This makes for the perfect gift. What's Inside... 25 hilarious and relatable phrases, puns etc with abstract designs and intricate details Single-sided 8.5" x 11" (22cm x 28cm) coloring pages that allow for the pages to be removed Suitable for markers, felt tips, gel pens, coloring pencils etc "Being a therapist is easy, it's like riding a bike except the bike is on fire, you're on fire, everything is on fire" "Instant Therapist, just add coffee" Please see the back cover for preview Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls,, mandalas, flowers etc... color away while letting the steam out. Being a Therapist can be extremly stressful so enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy. Release your stress in the most enjoyable way possible. Order now and get started.

How Counselors Swear Coloring Book

Author : Coloring Coloring Crew
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781986898515
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (985 download)

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Download or read book How Counselors Swear Coloring Book written by Coloring Coloring Crew and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gifts for Counselors? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Counselors definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Counselors are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Counselor coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Counselor's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Counselors, so we hope we have made life easier for you!

The Very Worst Missionary

Author : Jamie Wright
Publisher : Convergent Books
ISBN 13 : 0451496531
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (514 download)

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Download or read book The Very Worst Missionary written by Jamie Wright and published by Convergent Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The reason you love Jamie (or are about to) is because she says exactly what the rest of us are thinking, but we’re too afraid to upset the apple cart. She is a voice for the outlier, and we’re famished for what she has to say.” --Jen Hatmaker, New York Times bestselling author of Of Mess and Moxie and For the Love Wildly popular blogger "Jamie the Very Worst Missionary" delivers a searing, offbeat, often hilarious memoir of spiritual disintegration and re-formation. As a quirky Jewish kid and promiscuous punkass teen, Jamie Wright never imagines becoming a Christian, let alone a Christian missionary. She is barely an adult when the trials of motherhood and marriage put her on an unexpected collision course with Jesus. After finding her faith at a suburban megachurch, Jamie trades in the easy life on the cul-de-sac for the green fields of Costa Rica. There, along with her family, she earnestly hopes to serve God and change lives. But faced with a yawning culture gap and persistent shortcomings in herself and her fellow workers, she soon loses confidence in the missionary enterprise and falls into a funk of cynicism and despair. Nearly paralyzed by depression, yet still wanting to make a difference, she decides to tell the whole, disenchanted truth: Missionaries suck and our work makes no sense at all! From her sofa in Central America, she launches a renegade blog, Jamie the Very Worst Missionary, and against all odds wins a large and passionate following. Which leads her to see that maybe a "bad" missionary--awkward, doubtful, and vocal—is exactly what the world and the throngs of American do-gooders need. The Very Worst Missionary is a disarming, ultimately inspiring spiritual memoir for well-intentioned contrarians everywhere. It will appeal to readers of Nadia Bolz-Weber, Jen Hatmaker, Ann Lamott, Jana Reiss, Mallory Ortberg, and Rachel Held Evans.

Love & Olives

Author : Jenna Evans Welch
Publisher : Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1534448837
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (344 download)

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Download or read book Love & Olives written by Jenna Evans Welch and published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Bestseller From the New York Times bestselling author of Love & Gelato comes a Mamma Mia!–inspired tale about a teen girl finding romance while trying to connect with her absent father in beautiful Santorini, Greece. Liv Varanakis doesn’t have a lot of fond memories of her father, which makes sense—he fled to Greece when she was only eight. What Liv does remember, though, is their shared love for Greek myths and the lost city of Atlantis. So when Liv suddenly receives a postcard from her father explaining that National Geographic is funding a documentary about his theories on Atlantis—and will she fly out to Greece and help?—Liv jumps at the opportunity. But when she arrives to gorgeous Santorini, things are a little…awkward. There are so many questions, so many emotions that flood to the surface after seeing her father for the first time in years. And yet Liv doesn’t want their past to get in the way of a possible reconciliation. She also definitely doesn’t want Theo—her father’s charismatic so-called “protégé”—to witness her struggle. And that means diving into all that Santorini has to offer—the beautiful sunsets, the turquoise water, the hidden caves, and the delicious cuisine. But not everything on the Greek island is as perfect as it seems. Because as Liv slowly begins to discover, her father may not have invited her to Greece for Atlantis, but for something much more important.

Pink and Say

Author : Patricia Polacco
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399226710
Total Pages : 50 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (992 download)

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Download or read book Pink and Say written by Patricia Polacco and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1994-09-15 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Sheldon Russell Curtis told this story to his daughter, Rosa, she kept every word in her heart and was to retell it many times. I will tell it in Sheldon's own words as nearly as I can. He was wounded in a fierce battle and left for dead in a pasture somewhere in Georgia when Pinkus found him. Pinkus' skin was the color of polished mahogany, and he was flying Union colors like the wounded boy, and he picked him up out of the field and brought him to where the black soldier's mother, Moe Moe Bay, lived. She had soft, gentle hands and cared for him and her Pink. But the two boys were putting her in danger, two Union soldiers in Confederate territory! They had to get back to their outfits. Scared and uncertain, the boys were faced with a hard decision, and then marauding Confederate troops rode in. In this Civil War story passed from great-grandfather to grandmother, to son, and finally to the author-artist herself, Patricia Polacco once again celebrates the shared humanity of the peoples of this world.

Hal Jordan and The Green Lantern Corps (2016-) #16

Author : Robert Venditti
Publisher : DC Comics
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book Hal Jordan and The Green Lantern Corps (2016-) #16 written by Robert Venditti and published by DC Comics. This book was released on 2017-03-08 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “QUEST FOR THE BLUE LANTERN” part three! Guy Gardner sets out on a one-man mission to take out the one Sinestro Corps ring slinger everyone’s afraid of: Arkillo! Can this Green Lantern with a grudge take down this monstrous alien and prove he’s still the toughest guy in the cosmos to carry a power battery? As Guy’s hope for a fair fight wanes, Hal Jordan and Kyle Rayner streak across the galaxy in a last-ditch effort to find Saint Walker of the Blue Lanterns and ensure that the blue light of hope isn’t extinguished.

Nightwing (2016-) #84

Author : Tom Taylor
Publisher : DC Comics
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book Nightwing (2016-) #84 written by Tom Taylor and published by DC Comics. This book was released on 2021-09-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Bat-Family receives misleading information and incorrect directions from Oracle, ones Babs didn’t send herself, they realize Oracle’s system has been hacked! But who is powerful enough to break into Oracle’s own super-secure network? And what personal information is now at risk? Not only that, this mysterious Anti-Oracle is taking advantage of Gotham City’s state of fear and has bombarded the city with falsities, spreading even more fear. With the Bat-Team’s comms unreliable, Nightwing heads to Gotham to find the source of Anti-Oracle’s transmissions.

Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad

Author : Hi Hungry. I'm
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781006925207
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (252 download)

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Download or read book Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad written by Hi Hungry. I'm and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 350 Puns, Jokes, and One-Liners for the Groan Up in all of Us

Stories I Only Tell My Friends

Author : Rob Lowe
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company
ISBN 13 : 1429996021
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Stories I Only Tell My Friends written by Rob Lowe and published by Henry Holt and Company. This book was released on 2011-04-26 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Actor Rob Lowe's memoir presents a wryly funny and surprisingly moving account of an extraordinary life lived almost entirely in the public eye. A teen idol at fifteen, an international icon and founder of the Brat Pack at twenty, and one of Hollywood's top stars to this day, Rob Lowe chronicles his experiences as a painfully misunderstood child actor in Ohio uprooted to the wild counterculture of mid-seventies Malibu, where he embarked on his unrelenting pursuit of a career in Hollywood. The Outsiders placed Lowe at the birth of the modern youth movement in the entertainment industry. During his time on The West Wing, he witnessed the surreal nexus of show business and politics both on the set and in the actual White House. And in between are deft and humorous stories of the wild excesses that marked the eighties, leading to his quest for family and sobriety. Never mean-spirited or salacious, Lowe delivers unexpected glimpses into his successes, disappointments, relationships, and one-of-a-kind encounters with people who shaped our world over the last twenty-five years. Rob Lowe's New York Times bestselling autobiography, Stories I Only Tell My Friends, shares tales that are as entertaining as they are unforgettable.

A Photo Finish

Author : Elsie Silver
Publisher : Bloom Books
ISBN 13 : 9781464220784
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (27 download)

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Download or read book A Photo Finish written by Elsie Silver and published by Bloom Books. This book was released on 2024-07-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He's seen every last inch of her, and she has no idea who he is...until now. What happened between Cole Harding and Violet Eaton in their anonymous online chats was meant to stay buried in the past...until it didn't. It's a small world, but Ruby Creek is even smaller, and when Cole reluctantly moves to town for a business venture, he finds Violet working as a jockey on the family ranch, just as tempting as he remembers. Cole had his chance with her, and he blew it. She ghosted him, and he closed himself off further than ever. But when a riding accident puts Violet out of commission, the two are forced under the same roof, and Cole finds his broody façade slipping. With every flush of her cheeks and every flare of heat in her eyes, the ice he's encased himself in melts. Violet makes him want things he shouldn't. Things he's been dreaming about since he first laid eyes on her years ago--things he doesn't deserve. As a former soldier, Cole should have the discipline to walk away. He has scars older and deeper than anyone knows. His plan was to keep his secrets hidden and his heart locked away... Until her.

101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers

Author : Elias Hill
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781977625892
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (258 download)

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Download or read book 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-25 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally a joke book for engineers! This humorous 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers book was created specifically for a person with a scientific and mathematical mind who can appreciate a little smart added to their humor. This book examines the frustrations of project work, dealing with inept co-workers, the struggles of engineering school and silly math and science puns. Who else but engineers could appreciate jokes about an omelet and pie? Oops, we mean an ohmlet and pi. Get this funny 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers today for yourself or an engineer you know. Makes a great gift for that hard to shop for enginerd!

With Us

Author : Layla Frost
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781541332768
Total Pages : 416 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (327 download)

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Download or read book With Us written by Layla Frost and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-07 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than just a dimpled smile and chiseled jaw, Theo Amato's quick-thinking and bold confidence made him successful. Heavy responsibilities left time for close friends and family, but nothing more. It wasn't until he looked into a pair of big green eyes that his focus changed. Full lips, a gorgeous face, and an endearing personality had him hooked from the start. There was nothing Dahlia Kincaid enjoyed more than a good book, a funny movie, and a full night's sleep. Long workdays meant she rarely had time for any of them, but the sacrifice was worth it to live in the city. It wasn't until she met a man with model good looks and sexy veined hands that her life changed in ways she'd never even known to dream of. Wickedly sweet, Theo gently and strategically pulled Dahlia from her rut, handing her the world in the process. But shadows play tricks on the eyes, and life wasn't always what it seemed. With them... It was better.