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Wax Whips And My Hairy Bits An Erotic Comedy Of Errors
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Book Synopsis Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits (An Erotic Comedy of Errors) by : S J Carmine
Download or read book Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits (An Erotic Comedy of Errors) written by S J Carmine and published by Wax and Whips. This book was released on 2023-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE NUMBER #1 BESTSELLER AS FEATURED ON THIS MORNING AND IN THE DAILY STAR, THE MIRROR AND PICK ME UP MAGAZINE! Ann has spent a lifetime reading safe, charming romantic novels leading to a series of dull, unexciting relationships where the sex has been uninspiring and her needs and desires have come second place to a quick shag and a pint of Guinness. After experiencing an awakening she decides things have to change and she embarks on an erotic adventure. Join her in her quest for sexual liberation as she unleashes the passion within her and goes on a journey to find her very own Mr Uninhibited. You'll be rooting for Ann as her desire to emulate the erotica she has read develops into a comedy of erotic errors. From hair remover cream to handcuffs, nothing turns out as she hopes and she soon begins to realise that not everything or everyone is as they seem. Ann appears to be on an never ending learning curve but will she actually learn anything or is she destined for erotic mediocrity.
Book Synopsis Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits - The Full Story by : S J Carmine
Download or read book Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits - The Full Story written by S J Carmine and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-09 with total page 428 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All 3 fabulous, hilarious books in the best-selling 'Wax and Whips' series in one handy, ready-to-go volume! Join Ann in her epic 'Fifty Shades of Grey meets Coronation Street' quest to go from romantic mediocrity to Dating Goddess as she seeks to hook up with her Mr. Uninhibited. You'll thrill with Ann (and relate to her - totally!) as she embarks on a world of dating comedy of errors. From handcuffs to Brazilian waxes, guys with strange fetishes to Old Age Perverts (sorry, Pensioners...), dogging to swingers clubs and some very, very embarrassing trips to A&E...Ann battles her way through all of it. The Girl's a trooper! But will she find her way through all this, as well a forest of pics of guy's private parts and mismatched partners, to escape 'a pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park' syndrome, find her Mr. Unhibited and become the Erotic Goddess she wants to be? What readers said about the 'Wax and Whips' books: 'Laughed from start to finish - thank goodness I was wearing my Tena Lady Pants!' 'Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!' 'Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!' 'Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!' 'Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...' 'Hilarious!' 'Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.' 'I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!' 'Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'
Download or read book All My Hairy Bits written by S J Carmine and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-31 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All 3 fabulous, hilarious books in the best-selling 'Wax and Whips' series in one handy, ready-to-go volume! Join Ann in her epic 'Fifty Shades of Grey meets Coronation Street' quest to go from romantic mediocrity to Erotic Goddess as she seeks to hook up with her Mr. Uninhibited. You'll thrill with Ann (and relate to her - totally!) as she embarks on an erotic comedy of errors. From handcuffs to Brazilian waxes, guys with strange fetishes to Old Age Perverts (sorry, Pensioners...), dogging to swingers clubs and some very, very embarrassing trips to A&E...Ann battles her way through all of it. The Girl's a trooper! But will she find her way through all this, as well a forest of pics of guy's private parts and mismatched partners, to escape 'a pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park' syndrome, find her Mr. Unhibited and become the Erotic Goddess she wants to be? What readers said about the 'Wax and Whips' books: 'Laughed from start to finish - thank goodness I was wearing my Tena Lady Pants!' 'Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!' 'Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!' 'Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!' 'Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...' 'Hilarious!' 'Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.' 'I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!' 'Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'
Book Synopsis Shoes, the Blues and Erotic To-Do's by : S. J. Carmine
Download or read book Shoes, the Blues and Erotic To-Do's written by S. J. Carmine and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shoes, The Blues and erotic To-dos is the sequel to the best-selling 'Wax Whips and My Hairy Bits'. Carry on laughing at Ann's quest to become an erotic goddess and achieve sexual enlightenment. Will Ann find happiness with Tom or will she manage to snare Dr Gorgeous? Where does Daniel fit into Ann's plans and will she have any success in the world of online dating? Shoes, The Blues and Erotic To-dos begins where the last book left off. You'll be laughing and crying with Ann as she continues her quest to find her Mr Uninhibited. How will Ann cope with the challenges she faces this time? Join her as she negotiates the countryside, does her bit for OAP's and finds out the hard way what exactly a Hollywood wax involves. Will be she successful or will she consigned to a series of unsuccessful dates where a even a photograph can be misleading. Shoes, The Blues and Erotic To-can be read as a follow up to reading 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits' or enjoyed as a stand-alone read! What readers said about 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits' 'Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera' 'Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!' 'Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!' 'Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...' 'Hilarious!' 'Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.' 'I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!' Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'
Book Synopsis Flamingos, Fears and Happy Tears by : S. J. Carmine
Download or read book Flamingos, Fears and Happy Tears written by S. J. Carmine and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-29 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ann continues her journey through the world of online dating undaunted by her previous dating fails. In this final hilarious instalment will she find happiness and meet her Mr Uninhibited or will it be the usual pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park? Join Ann as unmasks the infamous 'flamingo', comes face to face with the human centipede and learns the hard way that fidelity isn't assured. Will Ann finally succeed in her quest to become an erotic goddess? Will she finally bury the hatchet with her arch-nemesis Sylvia and where does Dr Gorgeous fit into all this? What readers said about 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits' 'Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera, keeping my eyes peeled for the sequel!' 'Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!' 'Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!' 'Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...' 'Hilarious!' 'Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.' 'I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!' 'Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'
Book Synopsis Letters From The Earth by : Mark Twain
Download or read book Letters From The Earth written by Mark Twain and published by Youcanprint. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Creator sat upon the throne, thinking. Behind him stretched the illimitable continent of heaven, steeped in a glory of light and color; before him rose the black night of Space, like a wall. His mighty bulk towered rugged and mountain-like into the zenith, and His divine head blazed there like a distant sun. At His feet stood three colossal figures, diminished to extinction, almost, by contrast -- archangels -- their heads level with His ankle-bone. When the Creator had finished thinking, He said, "I have thought. Behold!" He lifted His hand, and from it burst a fountain-spray of fire, a million stupendous suns, which clove the blackness and soared, away and away and away, diminishing in magnitude and intensity as they pierced the far frontiers of Space, until at last they were but as diamond nailheads sparkling under the domed vast roof of the universe. At the end of an hour the Grand Council was dismissed. They left the Presence impressed and thoughtful, and retired to a private place, where they might talk with freedom. None of the three seemed to want to begin, though all wanted somebody to do it.
Download or read book Pirate Cinema written by Cory Doctorow and published by Tor Teen. This book was released on 2012-10-02 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of Little Brother, Cory Doctorow, comes Pirate Cinema, a new tale of a brilliant hacker runaway who finds himself standing up to tyranny. Trent McCauley is sixteen, brilliant, and obsessed with one thing: making movies on his computer by reassembling footage from popular films he downloads from the net. In the dystopian near-future Britain where Trent is growing up, this is more illegal than ever; the punishment for being caught three times is that your entire household's access to the internet is cut off for a year, with no appeal. Trent's too clever for that too happen. Except it does, and it nearly destroys his family. Shamed and shattered, Trent runs away to London, where he slowly learns the ways of staying alive on the streets. This brings him in touch with a demimonde of artists and activists who are trying to fight a new bill that will criminalize even more harmless internet creativity, making felons of millions of British citizens at a stroke. Things look bad. Parliament is in power of a few wealthy media conglomerates. But the powers-that-be haven't entirely reckoned with the power of a gripping movie to change people's minds.... At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Book Synopsis Have His Carcase by : Dorothy L. Sayers
Download or read book Have His Carcase written by Dorothy L. Sayers and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 666 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lord Peter Wimsey and Harriet Vane investigate a dead body on the beach in this “nearly perfect detective story” by the author of Busman’s Honeymoon (Saturday Review). Harriet Vane has gone on vacation to forget her recent murder trial and, more importantly, to forget the man who cleared her name—the dapper, handsome, and maddening Lord Peter Wimsey. She is alone on a beach when she spies a man lying on a rock, surf lapping at his ankles. She tries to wake him, but he doesn’t budge. His throat has been cut, and his blood has drained out onto the sand. As the tide inches forward, Harriet makes what observations she can and photographs the scene. Finally, she goes for the police, but by the time they return the body has gone. Only one person can help her discover how the poor man died at the beach: Lord Peter, the amateur sleuth who won her freedom and her heart in one fell swoop. Have His Carcase is the 8th book in the Lord Peter Wimsey Mysteries, but you may enjoy the series by reading the books in any order. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Dorothy L. Sayers including rare images from the Marion E. Wade Center at Wheaton College.
Download or read book Belinda written by Anne Rampling and published by Sphere. This book was released on 1994 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jeremy Walker is 44, handsome, refined and world famous for his lavishly illustrated children's books. His life is ordered, comfortable - until he is seduced by a beautiful 16-year-old runaway. Belinda: innocent yet passionate, she becomes his elegant muse and lover. His portraits of her, shocking and erotic, are the finest work he has ever done - yet to reveal them could destroy his career for ever. As his passion for her deepens, so does his obsession with the past she will not talk about. Terrified of losing her, he is unable to live with her silence; and as he probes for the truth, he finds himself swept up in the world Belinda has fled from, a world of Hollywood money, lust and dark family secrets.
Download or read book A Fine Balance written by Rohinton Mistry and published by McClelland & Stewart. This book was released on 2010-10-29 with total page 834 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fine Balance, Rohinton Mistry’s stunning internationally acclaimed bestseller, is set in mid-1970s India. It tells the story of four unlikely people whose lives come together during a time of political turmoil soon after the government declares a “State of Internal Emergency.” Through days of bleakness and hope, their circumstances – and their fates – become inextricably linked in ways no one could have foreseen. Mistry’s prose is alive with enduring images and a cast of unforgettable characters. Written with compassion, humour, and insight, A Fine Balance is a vivid, richly textured, and powerful novel written by one of the most gifted writers of our time.
Book Synopsis Magic, Witchcraft, and Ghosts in the Greek and Roman Worlds by : Daniel Ogden
Download or read book Magic, Witchcraft, and Ghosts in the Greek and Roman Worlds written by Daniel Ogden and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2002 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a culture where the supernatural possessed an immediacy now strange to us, magic was of great importance both in the literary mythic tradition and in ritual practice. In this book, Daniel Ogden presents 300 texts in new translations, along with brief but explicit commentaries. Authors include the well known (Sophocles, Herodotus, Plato, Aristotle, Virgil, Pliny) and the less familiar, and extend across the whole of Graeco-Roman antiquity.
Book Synopsis Tropic of Capricorn by : Henry Miller
Download or read book Tropic of Capricorn written by Henry Miller and published by Random House. This book was released on 2015-06-04 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cult modern classic, Tropic of Capricorn is as daring, frank and influential as Henry Miller first novel, Tropic of Cancer A story of sexual and spiritual awakening, Tropic of Capricorn shocked readers when it was published in 1939. A mixture of fiction and autobiography, it is the story of Henry V. Miller who works for the Cosmodemonic telegraph company in New York in the 1920s and tries to write the most important work of literature that was ever published. Tropic of Capricorn paints a dazzling picture of the life of the writer and of New York City between the wars: the skyscrapers and the sewers, the lust and the dejection, the smells and the sounds of a city that is perpetually in motion, threatening to swallow everyone and everything. 'Literature begins and ends with the meaning of what Miller has done' Lawrence Durrell 'The only imaginative prose-writer of the slightest value who has appeared among the English-speaking races for some years past' George Orwell 'The greatest American writer' Bob Dylan Henry Miller (1891-1980) is one of the most important American writers of the 20th century. His best-known novels include Tropic of Cancer (1934), Tropic of Capricorn (1939), and the Rosy Crucifixion trilogy (Sexus, 1949, Plexus, 1953, and Nexus, 1959), all published in France and banned in the US and the UK until 1964. He is widely recognised as an irreverent, risk-taking writer who redefined the novel and made the link between the European avant-garde and the American Beat generation.
Download or read book Arrowsmith written by Sinclair Lewis and published by . This book was released on 2021 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Midwestern physician is forced to give up his profession due to the ignorance, corruption, and greed of society.
Download or read book Complete Stories written by Rudy Rucker and published by Transreal Books. This book was released on 2018-07-06 with total page 1729 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collected together in one ebook: every single one of Rudy Rucker's science-fiction stories, a trove of gnarl and wonder, dating over more than forty years. This, the updated 2021 edition of Complete Stories, includes stories from 1976 through 2021 Along with Rucker's solo stories, we have collaborations with Bruce Sterling, Marc Laidlaw, Paul Di Filippo, John Shirley, Terry Bisson, and Eileen Gunn.
Book Synopsis Passages from the American Note-books of Nathaniel Hawthorne by : Nathaniel Hawthorne
Download or read book Passages from the American Note-books of Nathaniel Hawthorne written by Nathaniel Hawthorne and published by . This book was released on 1896 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Life in the Australian Backblocks by : Edward Sylvester Sorenson
Download or read book Life in the Australian Backblocks written by Edward Sylvester Sorenson and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vignettes of Australian bush life.
Book Synopsis The Devils of Loudun by : Aldous Huxley
Download or read book The Devils of Loudun written by Aldous Huxley and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-05-25 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gripping biography by the author of Brave New World In 1634 Urbain Grandier, a handsome and dissolute priest of the parish of Loudun was tried, tortured and burnt at the stake. He had been found guilty of conspiring with the devil to seduce an entire convent of nuns. Grandier maintained his innocence to the end but four years after his death the nuns were still being subjected to exorcisms to free them from their demonic bondage. Huxley's vivid account of this bizarre tale of religious and sexual obsession transforms our understanding of the medieval world.
