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Um... Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down the Toilet

Author : Jeff Rivera
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539348955
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (489 download)

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Download or read book Um... Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down the Toilet written by Jeff Rivera and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ..".where skillful wit and good storytelling come together into one fun-filled read!" - Jackie Collins ..".deserves a prize for "The Most Imaginative Title of the Year-- or Any Year" -- Stan Lee Welcome to 'Yuck Kingdom'! The streets are made of smelly jelly fellies. The trees are all winding, dinding and finding. And the hills are made of slushy gushy mush. It's the Kingdom of Yuck and the last place that Falisha Whiskers wants to be in. But Falisha needs to find her brother Jesse. She didn't mean to flush Jesse down the toilet... not entirely at least! And now, she needs to find him and take him back home before her daddy gets back or they're both going to be in heaps of trouble! But the Kingdom of Yuck has more twists and turns than a water slide. Will Falisha find her brother in the twisting streets made of smelly jelly fellies? And will she be able to get him back in time, and all bathed and clean, before their mommy tells their daddy that Falisha flushed her little brother down the toilet? Teacher Recommended! For ages 4-8. Parents should explain being flushed down the toilet is only pretend. "A must-have early reader book." -- ParentClub.ca

Um ... Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down the Toilet (Again)

Author : Jeff Rivera
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781539390923
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book Um ... Mommy, I Think I Flushed My Brother Down the Toilet (Again) written by Jeff Rivera and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-06 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The exciting SEQUEL (PART 2) to the original bestselling children's book Welcome to 'Yuck Kingdom'-AGAIN! Falisha Whiskers has flushed her little brother Jesse down the toilet even after she promised, no matter how annoying he is, to never ever to do it again! Now she has to flush herself down onto the muddy streets made of smelly jelly fellies, even though she'd hoped to never step foot inside that gross place again. This time Falisha discovers she is on a special mission to rescue Jessie and all the Urpie Burpies from The Toilet Paper King-The Most Evil King in all of Yuck Kingdom-before it's too late. Will she and a team of Slumpy Bumpies find them and get home before Falisha and Jessie's daddy comes home or will Jessie have to stay in 'Yuck Kingdom' with The Toilet Paper King forever?

Negotiations with the Sniper

Author : Martin L. Buxbaum
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1449073514
Total Pages : 554 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (49 download)

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Download or read book Negotiations with the Sniper written by Martin L. Buxbaum and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-02 with total page 554 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mason Allyon Dwennon is mad- both angry with the world mad and strapped in a rubber room while wearing a Napoleon hat mad. Diagnosed as a manic-depressive schizophrenic, Mason exists as a self-exiled pariah, skirting the fringes of humanity as the sole member of his Square Peg Society. Divorced, alone, bitter, depressed, haunted by voices and visions and on the verge of suicide, Mason experiences a major psychotic episode and is hospitalized. There he is finally diagnosed as having dissociative identity disorder and found to have at least eight different and distinct personalities. Negotiations with the Sniper is a first person account of Mason's ordeal. The story details a three-year free association session with his imaginary psychiatrist (A wise-cracking, life-size plastic Barbie head who speaks with a thick German accent and refers to himself as Dr. Carl). As the story progresses, each of Mason's eight personalities reveals him or herself in their own voices as they search for the elusive something responsible for all of his suffering. To compound his problems, Mason continuously floats in and out of fugue states and has to reconcile missing periods of time. All too frequently, his habitués are less-than well behaved during his mental lapses. In Mason's own words, "Many's the time I've had to stand before a screaming, slavering, red-faced employer, manager, shop foreman, neighbor, police officer, parent, sibling, spouse, in-law, teacher, first sergeant, nun, etc. and bear the tirade meant for one of my compadres, while unable to offer any reasonable excuse for my actions." Despite the sinister allusion to a concealed killer, the title actually refers to the cruel, thoughtless and ofttimes well-intentioned actions of those persons most influential in young Mason's life, responsible for triggering his psychotic responses.

Copygirl

Author : Anna Mitchael
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0698195191
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (981 download)

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Download or read book Copygirl written by Anna Mitchael and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A high-octane, electric look at Madison Avenue craziness from a pair who’ve been there and done that.”—Publishers Weekly One woman attempts to beat the boys club at their own game in this wickedly funny novel that is both a takedown of the advertising industry and an inspiring story about breaking through the glass ceiling. Twenty-something copywriter Kay Carlson has landed her dream job at the top ad agency in New York City, but it turns out life at the edgiest shop in town is less “Lean in” and more #MeToo. Talent and hard work don’t count as much as winning the approval of her hotshot creative director, Elliott, whose idea of team-building is bullying his boy tribe to tag along to the strip club. Meanwhile, Kay is stuck at the office penning puns for the cat food account none of the cool kids will touch. When the agency's biggest client threatens to fire them, Kay realizes her job will be first on the chopping block if she doesn't find a way to outshine the old regime. Winning another account will require all her creativity and strength, but can Kay find the confidence to risk it all so she can rewrite the rules from the corner office? Or will she be on the first bus back to Jersey, too washed up to write copy for the phone book?

Broken Prince

Author : Erin Watt
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593642163
Total Pages : 302 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (936 download)

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Download or read book Broken Prince written by Erin Watt and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-07-25 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The TikTok sensation Broken Prince, the second in the #1 New York Times bestselling The Royals series, now in a new special edition with bonus material! From wharf fights and school brawls to crumbling lives inside glittery mansions, one guy tries to save himself. These Royals will ruin you… Reed Royal has it all—looks, status, money. The girls at his elite prep school line up to date him, the guys want to be him, but Reed never gave a damn about anyone but his family until Ella Harper walked into his life. What started off as burning resentment and the need to make his father’s new ward suffer turned into something else entirely—keep Ella close. Keep Ella safe. But when one foolish mistake drives her out of Reed’s arms and brings chaos to the Royal household, Reed’s entire world begins to fall apart around him. Ella doesn’t want him anymore. She says they’ll only destroy each other. She might be right. Secrets. Betrayal. Enemies. It’s like nothing Reed has ever dealt with before, and if he’s going to win back his princess, he’ll need to prove himself Royally worthy.

Double Desire

Author : Cassandra Dee
Publisher : Cassandra Dee Romance
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 156 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Double Desire written by Cassandra Dee and published by Cassandra Dee Romance. This book was released on 2019-04-22 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Karlie: When my mom married Jerry McKesson, I thought my life was over. Jerry’s twin sons, Colt and Cain, are insufferable, rude, and arrogant, not to mention football stars. My quiet life as a photographer has been upended because now, I live down the hall from two gorgeous men who do whatever they want. They bring friends over late at night, blast music until the crack of dawn, and of course, there’s an endless stream of floozies. The banging noises at night? The creaky headboard and breathy, soundless moans? The twins live to torment me, even if I secretly want to be the object of their affections. Colt: My brother and I couldn’t believe it when we met our new stepsister. Karlie was curvy, unassuming, and totally innocent. We figured our nightly escapades would shock the socks off her but looks definitely lie. One night, we take a trip to the big city to “make it rain” with our football buddies. It’s a pre-game tradition: we hit up local joints looking for pretty girls, and then toss bills for good luck. But when the curtain pulls apart at a particularly seamy club, suddenly the beautiful woman on the stage makes our jaws drop. Are our eyes deceiving us, or have we just unveiled a shocking secret about our shy stepsister? Hey Readers – You’ll love this steamy romance because of its crazy twists and turns! Karlie, Cain and Colt face uphill battles but of course, the trio come out winners in the end. You’ll love it, I promise! Xoxo, Cassie

Scent

Author : K.R. Smith
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 064653730X
Total Pages : 716 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book Scent written by K.R. Smith and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2010 with total page 716 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Scent' is a delicious tail of a fiery relationship when at first the Last Circulator can't stand the tribe's sarcastic and most dangerous Werewolf, however their feelings change to a forbidden love. In a world where Shape Shifters differ culturally as well as physically; B Wisetail and Declan Sabre find not only passion but absolution in their bloodlust-fueled desires. The Lokoti call Circulators the 'Light People' because of their unique abilities coupled with their auras which Shape Shifters can see. Then bake in Alaska as a sanctuary after World War Three, garnish with differing species of Vampires, other breeds of Werewolves and marauding humans. Serves one.

Flipped

Author : Wendelin Van Draanen
Publisher : Ember
ISBN 13 : 0375825444
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book Flipped written by Wendelin Van Draanen and published by Ember. This book was released on 2003-05-13 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classic he-said-she-said romantic comedy! This updated anniversary edition offers story-behind-the-story revelations from author Wendelin Van Draanen. The first time she saw him, she flipped. The first time he saw her, he ran. That was the second grade, but not much has changed by the seventh. Juli says: “My Bryce. Still walking around with my first kiss.” He says: “It’s been six years of strategic avoidance and social discomfort.” But in the eighth grade everything gets turned upside down: just as Bryce is thinking that there’s maybe more to Juli than meets the eye, she’s thinking that he’s not quite all he seemed. This is a classic romantic comedy of errors told in alternating chapters by two fresh, funny voices. The updated anniversary edition contains 32 pages of extra backmatter: essays from Wendelin Van Draanen on her sources of inspiration, on the making of the movie of Flipped, on why she’ll never write a sequel, and a selection of the amazing fan mail she’s received. Awards and accolades for Flipped: SLJ Top 100 Children’s Novels of all time IRA-CBC Children’s Choice IRA Teacher’s Choice Honor winner, Judy Lopez Memorial Award/WNBA Winner of the California Young Reader Medal “We flipped over this fantastic book, its gutsy girl Juli and its wise, wonderful ending.” — The Chicago Tribune “Van Draanen has another winner in this eighth-grade ‘he-said, she-said’ romance. A fast, funny, egg-cellent winner.” — SLJ, Starred review “With a charismatic leading lady kids will flip over, a compelling dynamic between the two narrators and a resonant ending, this novel is a great deal larger than the sum of its parts.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred review

The Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book Three: Titan's Curse

Author : Rick Riordan
Publisher : Disney-Hyperion
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 328 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book Three: Titan's Curse written by Rick Riordan and published by Disney-Hyperion. This book was released on 2007-05 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this third book of the acclaimed series, Percy and his friends are escorting two new half-bloods safely to camp when they are intercepted by a manticore and learn that the goddess Artemis has been kidnapped.

Love You Forever

Author : Robert N. Munsch
Publisher : Firefly Books
ISBN 13 : 9780920668375
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (683 download)

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Download or read book Love You Forever written by Robert N. Munsch and published by Firefly Books. This book was released on 2003 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young woman holds her newborn son And looks at him lovingly. Softly she sings to him: "I'll love you forever I'll like you for always As long as I'm living My baby you'll be." So begins the story that has touched the hearts of millions worldwide. Since publication in l986, Love You Forever has sold more than 15 million copies in paperback and the regular hardcover edition (as well as hundreds of thousands of copies in Spanish and French). Firefly Books is proud to offer this sentimental favorite in a variety of editions and sizes: We offer a trade paper and laminated hardcover edition in a 8" x 8" size. In gift editions we carry: a slipcased edition (8 1/2" x 8 1/4"), with a laminated box and a cloth binding on the book and a 10" x 10" laminated hardcover with jacket. And a Big Book Edition, 16" x 16" with a trade paper binding.

When You Reach Me

Author : Rebecca Stead
Publisher : Wendy Lamb Books
ISBN 13 : 0375892699
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book When You Reach Me written by Rebecca Stead and published by Wendy Lamb Books. This book was released on 2009-07-14 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Like A Wrinkle in Time (Miranda's favorite book), When You Reach Me far surpasses the usual whodunit or sci-fi adventure to become an incandescent exploration of 'life, death, and the beauty of it all.'" —The Washington Post This Newbery Medal winner that has been called "smart and mesmerizing," (The New York Times) and "superb" (The Wall Street Journal) will appeal to readers of all types, especially those who are looking for a thought-provoking mystery with a mind-blowing twist. Shortly after a fall-out with her best friend, sixth grader Miranda starts receiving mysterious notes, and she doesn’t know what to do. The notes tell her that she must write a letter—a true story, and that she can’t share her mission with anyone. It would be easy to ignore the strange messages, except that whoever is leaving them has an uncanny ability to predict the future. If that is the case, then Miranda has a big problem—because the notes tell her that someone is going to die, and she might be too late to stop it. Winner of the Boston Globe–Horn Book Award for Fiction A New York Times Bestseller and Notable Book Five Starred Reviews A Junior Library Guild Selection "Absorbing." —People "Readers ... are likely to find themselves chewing over the details of this superb and intricate tale long afterward." —The Wall Street Journal "Lovely and almost impossibly clever." —The Philadelphia Inquirer "It's easy to imagine readers studying Miranda's story as many times as she's read L'Engle's, and spending hours pondering the provocative questions it raises." —Publishers Weekly, Starred review

Starters

Author : Lissa Price
Publisher : Delacorte Press
ISBN 13 : 0307975231
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (79 download)

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Download or read book Starters written by Lissa Price and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2012-03-13 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An international bestseller published in over thirty countries, this riveting sci-fi dystopic thriller is “a bona fide page-turner.” --MTV.com Callie lost her parents when the Spore Wars wiped out everyone between the ages of twenty and sixty. She and her little brother, Tyler, go on the run, living as squatters with their friend Michael and fighting off renegades who would kill them for a cookie. Callie’s only hope is Prime Destinations, a disturbing place in Beverly Hills run by a mysterious figure known as the Old Man. He hires teens to rent their bodies to Enders—seniors who want to be young again. Callie, desperate for the money that will keep her, Tyler, and Michael alive, agrees to be a donor. But the neurochip they place in Callie’s head malfunctions and she wakes up in the life of her renter. Callie soon discovers that her renter intends to do more than party—and that Prime Destinations’ plans are more evil than she could ever have imagined. . . . Includes Portrait of a Spore, a never-before-published short story that takes place in the world of STARTERS. Praise for STARTERS: “A smart, swift, inventive, altogether gripping story.” —#1 New York Times bestselling author DEAN KOONTZ “Compelling, pulse-pounding, exciting . . . Don’t miss it!” —New York Times bestselling author Melissa Marr “Readers who have been waiting for a worthy successor to Suzanne Collins’s The Hunger Games will find it here. Dystopian sci-fi at its best.” —Los Angeles Times “Intriguing, thought-provoking and addictive.” —BookReporter.com “Readers will stay hooked. . . . Constantly rising stakes keep this debut intense.” —Kirkus Reviews “Fast-paced dystopian fiction. . . . The inevitable sequel can’t appear soon enough.” —Booklist "Intriguing, fast-paced . . . Fans of dystopian novels will be completely engaged and clamoring for the sequel." —School Library Journal “Addictive and alluring.” —Examiner.com “Chilling and riveting.” —Shelf-Awareness.com “A must-read for fans of The Hunger Games and Legend. Fast-paced, romantic, and thought-provoking.” —Justine

The People's Home Journal

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book The People's Home Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 1922 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Youth's Companion

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 754 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Youth's Companion written by and published by . This book was released on 1899 with total page 754 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

This Lullaby

Author : Sarah Dessen
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0142501557
Total Pages : 371 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (425 download)

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Download or read book This Lullaby written by Sarah Dessen and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-03-08 with total page 371 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the award-winning and New York Times bestselling author of Once and for All She’s got it all figured out. Or does she? When it comes to relationships, Remy’s got a whole set of rules. Never get too serious. Never let him break your heart. And never, ever date a musician. But then Remy meets Dexter, and the rules don’t seem to apply anymore. Could it be that she’s starting to understand what all those love songs are about? “Remy and Dexter jump off the pages into the hearts of readers, who will wish for a romance like this of their own.” —Booklist Sarah Dessen is the winner of the Margaret A. Edwards Award for her contributions to YA literature, as well as the Romantic Times Career Achievement Award. Books by Sarah Dessen: That Summer Someone Like You Keeping the Moon Dreamland This Lullaby The Truth About Forever Just Listen Lock and Key Along for the Ride What Happened to Goodbye The Moon and More Saint Anything Once and for All

The Youth's Companion

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 362 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Youth's Companion written by and published by . This book was released on 1899 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes songs for solo voice with piano accompaniment.

A Werewolf New Year's

Author : C.M. Stunich
Publisher : Sarian Royal
ISBN 13 : 193862310X
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (386 download)

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Download or read book A Werewolf New Year's written by C.M. Stunich and published by Sarian Royal. This book was released on 2016-12-31 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young adult paranormal romance from bestselling author C.M. Stunich... *Book One in this Series, A WEREWOLF CHRISTMAS, is FREE on Google Play* Sylvia Noe is a werewolf. And now, so is her boyfriend, Josiah. Of course, accidentally infecting her high school sweetheart with lycanthropy was never part of the plan, but it's nice to have somebody other than her parents to shift with (embarrassing, much?). Too bad Josiah's mother is actually from a long line of werewolf hunters—a line that doesn't end with her. Josiah's sister has just turned eighteen and is ready for her first kill. A few fireworks and some champagne isn't going to stop her from crashing Sylvia's New Year's Eve party in her search for werewolves. Oh, and then there's that tiny little fact that Sylvia's mother just happened to mention about werewolves mating for life. What's that about? ***A WEREWOLF NEW YEAR'S is a 27,000 word novella from International Bestselling Author C.M. Stunich. This is the sequel to the FREE novella, A WEREWOLF CHRISTMAS, that can be downloaded directly from Google Play. No cliff-hangers, lots of young adult romance, holiday craziness ... and plenty of werewolves. Plus, it has a happy ending and can be read in conjunction with a FREE copy of A WEREWOLF CHRISTMAS for a complete story or continued with A WEREWOLF VALENTINE'S. ALSO BY C.M. STUNICH (and her pen name, Violet Blaze) -She Lies Twisted (gothic YA fantasy/romance) -Bad Nanny (a bad boys with babies rom-com) -Real Ugly (rockstar romantic suspense) "A WEREWOLF NEW YEAR'S" EXCERPT Josiah and I gazed into each other's eyes as the countdown began. Ten … Nine … Eight … “After this, after the run, I mean,” I started and he grinned at me, pressing his mouth to my ear. “Yes,” he said and I flushed red as we met eyes again and joined in. Seven … Six … Five … Just as it had on Christmas, everything felt right with the world. Perfect. Easy. As it was meant to be. Four … Three … Two … But you didn't really think it was going to be *that* easy, now did you? One … Just as the clock chimed midnight and my family started to cheer with the New York crowd on the TV, Josiah and I threw our arms around each other and kissed like it was our last night on earth … and it almost was. Because seconds after our lips locked, a silver arrow flew into the wall next to my head.