Two Stupid Cats

Author : Somnath Bhattacharjee
Publisher : Somnath Bhattacharjee
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 55 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Mickey the Wonder Cat (Book 2) written by Somnath Bhattacharjee and published by Somnath Bhattacharjee. This book was released on 2023-12-03 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Mickey: The Cat with Dreams as Big as His Whiskers! Step into the whimsical world of Mickey, a charismatic cat whose dreams are as grand as his catnip-infused couch. From wild adventures in dreamland to navigating the hilarious complexities of CatWood, Mickey's journey is a rollercoaster of laughter, love, and unexpected twists. Join him as he paws his way through dreams, talent shows, romantic escapades, and presidential purr-suits. Get ready for a meow-nificent experience with Mickey – the feline with a flair for the extraordinary! Chapter – 6 So, Mickey's having a wild dream about being a cat heartthrob with not one, not two, but three kitty girlfriends – Mona, Maria, and Mira. They're all into him, singing songs and being all cute. But, oh boy, things take a twist when they decide to turn Mickey's ears into elephant-sized flappers. Dream logic, right? Now, back to reality. Mickey stumbles upon a talent show in CatWood, and let's just say it's a comedy gold mine. There's a magician cat named Tiger, whose tricks are more like "whoopsies" than "wow." First, he tries to make fruits disappear, but they're not going anywhere. Then, he promises a candy rain but ends up with a mouse shower instead! Talk about a cat-astrophe! But wait, the real show-stopper is when Tiger accidentally turns the falling mice into autumn leaves. The cats go nuts trying to catch them, leaving chaos on stage. Poor Zima, the host, takes a tumble, and the judges? Well, they're on a mission to catch mice too. Now, here's the kicker – Mickey, who was 11th in line, suddenly becomes the third participant. How? Nobody knows. But Mickey seizes the moment with a barrage of cat jokes that have the whole audience in stitches. As if things couldn't get crazier, Zima, the host, decides to give Mickey a kiss. But hold your paws! Mickey panics, realizing his cat girlfriend might see him on TV kissing another kitty. He shouts a hilarious "NOOOO!" and narrowly escapes a potential broom attack. Chapter 6 is a sidesplitting mix of dreams, talent show disasters, and Mickey's comedic genius, making you wonder what kind of cat-astrophe he'll stumble into next! Stay tuned for more laughs and cat-tastic adventures. Meow on! Chapter – 7 So, picture this: Mickey's enjoying his cat paradise, right? Colorful walls, catnip-infused cookies in the kitchen, and a wardrobe full of stylish bowties. Life is good in CatWood, or so he thinks. Enter the Cat Postal Service, a.k.a. the PostCats. They knock on Mickey's door, delivering not just letters but a whole lot of drama. Mickey, being the lazy cat he is, tries to pass the responsibility to Jessie, his cat wife. But Jessie's having none of it. She's in the bathroom, probably plotting her next move in the ongoing battle for Mickey's attention. The first letter from Julie, the mysterious gray lady, drops a bomb. Turns out, Jessie might have more than just friendly intentions. Julie, being the drama-loving cat, writes a detailed letter to Mickey, exposing Jessie's plans to steal his affection. Mickey, in a panic, decides to hide the letters, fearing Jessie's wrath. But, oh no, clumsy Mickey drops the first letter right in front of Jessie. Chaos ensues! Jessie, discovering the lovey-dovey letter, goes from confused to furious in seconds. She reads aloud, "Meow, meow, and a thousand meows! How's my favourite whisker-twitching, tail-wagging, utterly charming cat doing today?" Jessie's eyes widen, and she starts connecting the dots about a potential kitten-making plan. As Jessie confronts Mickey, accusing him of planning a feline family with the mysterious Julie, things take a turn for the worse. Mickey, attempting a dramatic escape, heads for the window. But Jessie, armed with slippers and a flower vase, goes full-on warfare mode. Slippers fly, vases crash, and Mickey finds himself on the wrong end of Jessie's feline fury. In a dramatic sequence of events, Jessie, with a battle cry, leaps onto Mickey. The heavy, 30-kilogram cat bomb drops, and Mickey lets out a symphony of yowls and cries. In the midst of this love triangle catastrophe, Mickey realizes that being a charismatic cat comes with its share of risks. Will he survive Jessie's wrath? Will the love triangle drama ever end? Stay tuned for the next chapter of Mickey's rollercoaster romantic escapades in CatWood! Chapter – 8 In the heart of the United States of Meow Cats headquarters, President Mickey faces a catnapping plot that takes an unexpected turn. After a triumphant victory in the presidential election, President Mickey is all set for his parade when he gets diverted into a dark and mysterious path by a seemingly trustworthy cat. Little does he know, he's fallen into the clutches of the Anti-President Gang! In the gloomy lair of the Anti-President Gang, Mickey discovers a room filled with cat mischief and rebellious nonsense. From posters declaring "Whiskers Unite Against Mickey!" to a disco ball trying to add glamour to their campaign, it's clear they've gone all out in their anti-Mickey antics. Tied to a plush throne with rainbow-colored yarn, Mickey finds himself at the mercy of the feline villains. The gang, led by the bossy John, reveals their motive for catnapping the president - they can't stand Mickey's rising popularity and want to put an end to it. Negotiations for his release take a hilarious turn when Mickey's urgent need for a bathroom break becomes the focal point. John, fearing the wrath of his own wife, refuses to let Mickey use the restroom unless a hefty sum of Meow Attention is paid. As Mickey desperately tries to hold on, a series of comedic exchanges ensue, painting a vivid picture of the chaotic lair and the absurdity of the situation. In a surprising turn of events, Mickey's bladder gives in, leading to a moment of embarrassment and panic for both him and the gang. Seizing the opportunity, Mickey makes a break for it, running through dark corridors and narrowly escaping the clutches of the Anti-President Gang. The word spreads like wildfire, and soon, Mickey finds himself in the midst of a crowd of concerned citizens, eager reporters, and bodyguards. As questions about his wet pants and the catnapping attempt flood in, Mickey weaves a creative tale about liquid weapons and bravely escaping the clutches of his captors. Chapter – 9 Picture this: President Mickey, reigning over the United States of Meow Cats from his grand office adorned with fish-shaped pens, is in for a claw-some surprise. The country is in the midst of a housing crisis, and the blame game among ministers reaches WWE-worthy levels. Immigration issues, cardboard shortages, and a gang of smugglers add layers to this fur-raising tale. As Mickey grapples with the crisis, enter Tiger, a magician cat with a flair for drama. Meanwhile, the cat cabinet's internal war escalates, with the FBIMC's head officer declaring an unexpected war against Mickey. Amidst political intrigue and feline chaos, Mickey faces the daunting task of untangling the housing crisis. In a chapter filled with meow-dacious twists, comedic turns, and unexpected alliances, readers are in for a rollercoaster ride. Will Mickey emerge victorious, or will the United States of Meow Cats succumb to pandemonium? Find out as this uproarious chapter weaves political satire, feline humor, and unexpected antics that will leave readers clawing for more! Chapter – 10 Cat Dreams to Cat Naps: The Business Saga Mickey, the cat with dreams as big as his catnip-infused couch, decides to become a billionaire entrepreneur. However, his pursuit of wealth takes a hilarious turn when he explores weight loss online, battles with a sassy AI assistant, and gets inspired by the extravagant lives of 'Cat Billionaires' on TV. Mickey's Restaurant: A Love-Infused Catastrophe Launching 'Mickey's Restaurant,' a haven for single girl cats with the irresistible offer of free meals, seemed like a purrfect plan. But when Mickey's romantic pursuits lead to heartbreak, bankruptcy looms. The dream of being a cat billionaire shatters, and bouncers arrive to collect debts. Will Mickey's entrepreneurial dreams survive the chaos of love and finance? From Whisker Wonderland to Business Woes Join Mickey in a rollercoaster ride of whimsical business ventures, heartwarming dreams, and unexpected pitfalls. Can Mickey rise from financial ruin and find the elusive balance between love and business? Find out in the next chapter of Mickey's unforgettable journey!