Two Crude Dames and Horace Catchpole

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ISBN 13 : 1326846485
Total Pages : 139 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book Two Crude Dames and Horace Catchpole written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-07 with total page 139 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horace Catchpole and Two Crude Dames is one of my most favourite stories. It gave me enormous pleasure to write and it is suitable for any reader from twelve to adulthood. It is set in Wigan in the early 1960's. The two monstrous women in Horace's life are a composite of every horrible and obnoxious woman that any man has ever come across. Imagine the worse kind of mother a chap could possibly have and the worse type of wife he could ever marry and then imagine trying to live under the same roof with each monstrous giving out their contradictory orders. That is what Horace Catchpole had to tolerate.

Two Crude Dames and Horace Catchpole

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ISBN 13 : 9781539978947
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (789 download)

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Download or read book Two Crude Dames and Horace Catchpole written by William Forde and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-07 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horace Catchpole is an only son who was brought up in a single-parent family in Wigan. He is 28-years-old and still lives in the same house as he has always lived with his mother, Melissa. Melissa is a woman who dislikes her son intensely and is cruel and greedy in disposition. She has always ill-treated Horace and has reared and treated him far worse than any other Cinderella ever experienced at the hands of a tyrannical mother-figure. While the frugal Melissa lives well herself, she does so at the expense of making other economies in her life where Horace is concerned. Horace is clothed in rags and ill-fitting garments and is forced to eat scraps and left-overs. He sleeps on a bed without sheets and in a dark room. All of his day is devoted to fetching, cleaning, washing, cooking, ironing and slaving for his mother. Along with his fair share of daily beatings, Horace's life is very unhappy and without any sense of meaning. His mother has controlled him totally since he was born and ruled him with an iron hand that he is no longer able to think for himself and comes across as an apology for a creature; a wimp of a man. Then the day comes when his mother sells him to another woman who wants to marry a submissive man who will carry out her will without question. Horace marries Mildred Savage, a twice-married twice- widowed woman whose monstrous personality and cruel and greedy character traits matches those of Horace's mother. Horace fares no better under his monstrous wife than he did under his mother. Then, in order to save money, both women propose that all three of them live together. With two matriarchal monsters in the house giving out their orders to Horace, his life remains as bad if not worse than before. Initially, the two monstrous women feign false compliments and friendship in order to wheedle themselves into each other's confidences in the hope that they can discover where each keeps their savings so they can rob them. Eventually, they find that they are unable to keep up their pretence and household hostilities break out with the hapless Horace in the middle. They eventually decide to kill each other and doom beckons until Horace finds his courage and the worm begins to turn. Horace Catchpole and Two Crude Dames is one of my most favourite stories. It gave me enormous pleasure to write and it is suitable for any reader from twelve to adulthood. It is set in Wigan in the early 1960's. The two monstrous women in Horace's life are a composite of every horrible and obnoxious woman that any man has ever come across. Imagine the worse kind of mother a chap could possibly have and the worse type of wife he could ever marry and then imagine trying to live under the same roof with each monstrous giving out their contradictory orders. That is what Horace Catchpole had to tolerate.

The Kilkenny Cat - Book Two

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ISBN 13 : 1326156292
Total Pages : 392 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (261 download)

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Download or read book The Kilkenny Cat - Book Two written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-01-19 with total page 392 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Kilkenny Cat has been written as a trilogy. Book One deals with the theme of 'truth', Book Two with 'justice', and Book Three on the theme of 'freedom'. All three books seek to show that truth, justice or freedom cannot exist in isolation, and that the only way one can experience any one of them is when one is able to experience all three. Book Two's setting begins in Falmouth, Jamaica and provides the reader with a way of life that most non-Jamaicans may find strange, but which all natives to Jamaica would instantly recognize. Book Two continues to examine the issues of discrimination that is practiced in that country and particularly homophobia and sexism. Mixed partnership between black and white couples is also looked at in the context of the story. The second half of Book Two is set back in Ireland.

Tales from Portlaw Volume Eleven - Two Sisters

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ISBN 13 : 1326644009
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (266 download)

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Download or read book Tales from Portlaw Volume Eleven - Two Sisters written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-06 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nellie and Nora Fanning are the 'Two Sisters'. In fact, they are the two most important sisters ever to come out of Portlaw. Their entrance into the world was as momentous as their influence upon it and as mysterious as their departure from it. They were two sisters with one mind, who in their later years dedicated their existence to preserve the life of Portlaw. The story of 'The Two Sisters' is William Forde's 66th published book and the 11th book in his 'Tales from Portlaw' series of romantic stories. It is a tale of love, struggle, adventure and deep mystery. It draws upon Irish superstition along with the sinister practices that existed in West Yorkshire hundreds of years ago. The story background begins in Portlaw, County Waterford, Ireland and ends there. In between, the story moves to Liverpool and then Haworth, West Yorkshire, England.

The Valley of the Two Tall Oaks

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ISBN 13 : 1326057103
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book The Valley of the Two Tall Oaks written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-06-25 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The true test of any great nation is not what it achieves, but how it endures. Africa is a great nation and the endurance of its people over many centuries is a testament to their capacity to survive with dignity within an all-too-often cruel and intolerant world. For many centuries, the people of Africa experienced colonisation, enslavement, economic exploitation, apartheid, disenfranchisement, resettlement and segregation. Throughout these hardships they kept their faith in their beliefs, culture, traditions, religions and dreams. Many have written about Nelson Mandela, but I wanted to write about his dream; a dream which sustained him through three decades of imprisonment; a dream held by other tribal chiefs in the Africa of old and passed on to the next generation, like a baton until it eventually ended up in the hands of Nelson Mandela, who then gave it to the world. Nelson Mandela described this story as Wonderful.

Tales from Portlaw Volume Four: 'The Oldest Woman in the World'

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ISBN 13 : 1326014501
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Tales from Portlaw Volume Four: 'The Oldest Woman in the World' written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-07-24 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Oldest Woman in the World is a story about the life of a Portlaw-born man, Sean Thornton who spent many years working as a reporter for an Irish newspaper before becoming a reporting investigator for the very first edition of The Guinness Book of Records in 1955. Seans task for an edition of the annual records book was to seek out and confirm the identity of the oldest person in the world. He eventually does that, but not in time to include the factual data in the record book. In later years, he is greatly surprised that the oldest person in the world and himself share a mutual connection and that she finished up living much closer to Portlaw than Sean would ever have imagined!

Bucket Bill

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ISBN 13 : 1326059416
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Bucket Bill written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-06-25 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Jamaican story from the land where the sun shines down on every man, woman and child in equal measure; a safe harbor where hope springs eternal in the hearts of all good people and where the river of respect runs deep. This story is set in Trelawney, sometime between 1950 and 1962. The story is one of three stories that Nelson Mandela praised as being wonderful. I extend my appreciation to the honorable Royland Barrett, the Custos of Trelawney (Mayor), for the factual background information he provided about the history and development of Trelawney and its capital town of Falmouth. The honorable Royland Barrett acts as representative to the Governor General of Jamaica and her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.

The Kilkenny Cat - Book One

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ISBN 13 : 1326097938
Total Pages : 359 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book The Kilkenny Cat - Book One written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 359 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Nancy's Song

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ISBN 13 : 1326919148
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (269 download)

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Download or read book Nancy's Song written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-01-15 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Musically talented 10-year old Nancy loves to explore the nearby woodland and feels at home with all aspects of nature. The story tells how Nancy and her mother cope with the news of her father's terminal illness. The author addresses the subject of bereavement in a sympathetic and realistic way while successfully encouraging the young reader to accept death as an inevitable stage of life itself.

Maw

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ISBN 13 : 1326948504
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (269 download)

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Download or read book Maw written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-02-24 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The story of 'Maw' is suitable for any reader over 8 years. It is written in the style of the 1950s when the sport of boxing and football tended to dominate the world of growing boys and some girls. Because its story theme focuses on the sport of boxing and football, some girls may not feel it to be suitable for them. Maw is born exceptionally small and enters secondary school life to face the school bully. He confronts the bully and challenges him to a boxing match. On the very start of his fourteenth year of life, Maw makes a wish upon a shooting star and from that moment, his life changes. He awakes with super human powers, but quickly learns that with all power comes a responsibility to discharge such power humanely. Later, the school loses its striker from the football team at the semi- final stage of the School League Football Cup and Maw is asked to stand in as the striker. A super story told in the adventure style of writing that was more common in the 40s and 50s.

Fighter

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ISBN 13 : 132606746X
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Sleezy the Fox

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ISBN 13 : 1326045164
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Sleezy the Fox written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-05-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Sleezy the Fox' is a book of four stories about the overarching theme of 'second chances'. On the surface it deals with the immigration of a married couple and their seven children into a strange country, the bullying of neighbours, the ostracizing of offenders from the community as a whole and the alienation that often exists between man and wild beast and beast and wild man! Each of us shall experience or perpetrate some wrong in our lives. At the critical stage of reconciliation and healing, it is vitally important that we are able to give others and ourselves the benefit of a 'second chance'. And if you are like I used to be growing up, you may need to receive a 'second chance' many times before you eventually get it right.

Midnight Fighter

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ISBN 13 : 129198982X
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (919 download)

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Download or read book Midnight Fighter written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-02-15 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beauty of life lies not in the physical characteristics of the world's children, but in our indomitable spirit to survive as equals in the environment we inhabit. We are each but a mere part of a more perfect whole, endowed with differing abilities and handicaps. When we live our lives in love, we live it in constant hope. When we live side- by- side harmoniously, we co-exist in peace and understanding. Cassey Blake, an 8-year-old cerebral palsy sufferer befriends a dying foal. This tender and enchanting story tells of how Cassey sleeps by day and works by night to save the life of 'Midnight Fighter', a colt from champion stock, who will never run, jump or walk again without a limp. Share and experience the love, bravery and sheer perseverance expressed between Cassey and her crippled companion.

Bes - The Omnibus

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ISBN 13 : 1326060996
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Bes - The Omnibus written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-12-23 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bes is a story suitable for the New Millennium reader aged between 9-13 years. It tells a story that loosely links with the three character types I introduced in 'The Bear with a Sore Head', 'Solo and Solomon' and 'Elephants Cry Too.' It is the first day of a New Millennium and the 'maker of all time' who is disappointed with the humans of the earth, sends a three dimensional spirit to the earth in the form of a strange looking animal. that is part bear, part sheep and part elephant. The three-dimensional spirit is 'Bes', whose form is in the shape of part bear, part elephant and part sheep. Bes is given 40 years in which to spread a message of peace and love to all of the earth's creatures. If Bes can persuade the animals to live in 'peace and love' its purpose will have been served and as a reward to the animal kingdom, the 'maker of all life' will give all animals supremacy and rule over all humans.

Tales from Portlaw Volume Three: 'Bigger and Better'

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ISBN 13 : 1326014439
Total Pages : 71 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Tales from Portlaw Volume Three: 'Bigger and Better' written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-07-24 with total page 71 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I grew up on my mothers stories. Although an Irish woman of small stature and imaginative mind, stories didnt come any taller than those tales told by my mother. They would stretch the bounds of ones credulity beyond the realms of possibility, and yet, she always made me want to believe them. Having been persuaded to return to writing, I decided to recount some of the stories told to me by my mother long ago. Being a person with my own imagination, I have taken the germ of her tale and elaborated it with the aid of 70 years of wisdom and a splash of literary licence to come up with the final result. This third volume of Tales from Portlaw, Bigger and Better is about a Portlaw boy with stunted growth goes to live with his Uncle and Aunt in America to avoid bullying, but finds that all things bigger are not necessarily better.

Indian Dreams Come True

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ISBN 13 : 1326060112
Total Pages : 74 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Indian Dreams Come True written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-06-17 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kulwant is a girl who was born and reared in the Punjab, India. From being a young child, she has a recurring dream about the man that she will one day marry in the Sikh tradition. She is an only child and has a very happy upbringing until tragedy strikes the family and her father loses a leg in a landmine explosion. From there it is downhill for the family. Experience the trials and tribulations as Kulwant grows up into a beautiful woman and searches for the man of her dreams. It pleases me enormously that after writing this story and getting it published in the year 2000, that I received a telephone communication from Nelson Mandela who had been given a copy of the book by 'number 10.' Mr Mandela had read my Indian, African and Jamaican stories and described them all as being, ' Wonderful.'

Tales From Portlaw Volume 12: 'Fourteen Days'

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ISBN 13 : 0244946639
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (449 download)

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Download or read book Tales From Portlaw Volume 12: 'Fourteen Days' written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-03 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This love story is about a dying man and his personal assistant in his haulage firm. During the last fourteen days of his life, the dying man's lover strikes up a new relationship in the hospital ward with a patient in an adjacent bed. After her lover's death, she disappears and the new patient, who is infatuated with her, pursues his dream across the Irish Sea, only to discover that love is never smooth.