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Book Synopsis Let Mommy Poop in Peace by : Thomas Burncrest
Download or read book Let Mommy Poop in Peace written by Thomas Burncrest and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-28 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever found yourself wanting to poop without your child bothering you? Have you ever been unable to get five minutes of peace and quiet in the bathroom? You are not alone. You have been heard. Thomas Burncrest heard his wife's pleas for privacy in the bathroom and did what any good husband and father would do: he made jokes about it. Over time, those jokes developed into rhyming verses and a story which illustrator Gabriella Vagnoli brought to life in this hilarious picture book. Let Mommy Poop in Peace uses a mix of humor and heart to bring to life the all too relatable situation so many mothers experience on a daily basis: using the bathroom without the audience of a child. The frequently asked question: Is this book appropriate for children? The answer: There is no profanity or obscene imagery that would make it inappropriate for children. The book was created primarily to make parents laugh.
Book Synopsis Weird Fiction Quarterly - Folk Horror 2024 by : Shayne K. Keen
Download or read book Weird Fiction Quarterly - Folk Horror 2024 written by Shayne K. Keen and published by Weird Fiction Quarterly. This book was released on 2024-05-30 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Weird Fiction Quarterly does Folk Horror! Once again we bring you the finest in our now-signature 500 word flash fiction and exquisite poetry contributions, featuring over 60 writers from all around the globe and a dubious burlap sackful of color illustrations by our own Sarah Walker! Visit a strange, quaint village where the yearly festival is Everything. Call on the cunning woman or the witch doctor for a cure that might cost your very soul. Go deep into the woods in search of what may be a monster—or some forgotten god that Must be Appeased. Find a famous cryptid or two in (very) unexpected places! However you think of Folk Horror, hold onto your garland of flowers, because, as with every issue of Weird Fiction Quarterly, there is no possible way to prepare yourself for what could pop up in these pages. Portals open and close; trees are not what they seem. Tales from different countries and cultures intermingle. From the wilds you hear the reel of bewitching pipes. Whether or not you follow them, folks, things around these parts are about to get really weird!
Book Synopsis Jurassichrist by : Michael Allen Rose
Download or read book Jurassichrist written by Michael Allen Rose and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time for Jesus to attempt his second coming, but linear time progression doesn't apply to extra-spatial deities, so he ends up coming "again" long before the first time - the Jurassic period. Once he arrives, expecting to see a bunch of human beings who've been waiting for him for two millennial seasons, he is surprised to find himself in a weird civilization full of thunder lizards. Jesus goes into Predator mode, arming himself to the teeth and slaughtering them wholesale, trying to find someone who's capable of nailing him to a cross so he can get back home, however, dinosaurs don't have thumbs. What they do have is the "hum," a magical frequency capable of shaping the world. They have mythical metals. They have a sensible social contract. They have a bizarre, but seemingly decent civilization going. Mammals however, are the most disgusting, rotten, violent things imaginable, and they seem to be evolving into something worse with the help of a little cosmic power. Something has been providing them with products that shouldn't be invented for another billion years or so, from the as-seen-on-tv catalog, and they're taking full advantage of it. Who is behind this forced evolution, and what could they stand to gain? Is heaven full of heroes, or gibbering lunatics? It's up to J.C. to set things right and stop the apocalypse and figure out whether the universe really should be run by a bunch of insane deities, or whether it's better to wipe out heaven and let them sort it all out themselves! Action, adventure, insanity and good ol' fashioned heresy!
Book Synopsis Koko's Kitten by : Francine Patterson
Download or read book Koko's Kitten written by Francine Patterson and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1987-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tells the story of a gorilla that communicates with humans using sign language and her love for her kitten, All Ball
Book Synopsis How Do We Relationship?, Vol. 3 by : Tamifull
Download or read book How Do We Relationship?, Vol. 3 written by Tamifull and published by VIZ Media LLC. This book was released on 2021-06-08 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A romance of convenience between two college women soon becomes the real thing. Shy Miwa has always dreamed of finding love, but living in small-town Japan made finding the right match difficult—especially since she likes girls! Even going away to college didn’t seem to help, until one day her outgoing classmate Saeko suggests they might as well start dating each other since it’s not like either of them have other options. Miwa and Saeko are loving the couple life, but a miscommunication in the bedroom proves to be more of a threat to the easy rhythm of their relationship than either thought possible. After all, the past is hard to leave behind, especially when Miwa is invited to a reunion with some of her high school friends, including the first love she never really got over.
Download or read book Nunchuck City written by Brian Asman and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Disgraced ex-ninja Nunchuck "Nick" Nikolopoulis just wants to open a drive-thru fondue restaurant with his best friend Rondell. But when an old enemy kidnaps the mayor, and a former flame arrives in hot pursuit, Nick's going to have to dust off his fighting skills and face his past. Plus an army of heavily-armed ninjas, a very well-dressed street gang, an Australian sumo wrestler with a gnarly skin condition, giant robots, municipal paperwork, and much, much more! From the rooftops to the sewers, Nick and his ex-girlfriend Kanna Kikuchi are in for the fight of their lives!
Download or read book TurdMummy written by Zoltan Komor and published by StrangeHouse Books. This book was released on 2016-11-28 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's one of those days again: you discover tiny Egyptian pyramids and slaves in your stool, and soon, you give birth to a Fecal-Pharaoh, that is cursed... Yeah, it's one of those days again. Heroin-addicted babies crawl onto your body, and you become a superhero - sure, the girls dig your new infant-muscles, but you must keep up with the little crying bastards drug hunger. Yup, that shitty day again, when your wife calls for the police and the operator tells her that an officer will arrive in 9 months, and a few weeks later, your woman discovers that she is pregnant with a tiny policeman that beats your stick with a baton every time you wanna get intimate with her. Action, drama and holy fucking fecal matter! Join Turdmummy, the Foreskin-Golem, Craphouse Christ, the fat Christmas-tree mermaid, Prostate-Yeti and Tampon-Steed in a messy, surreal fight against good taste.
Download or read book Urethra Ballerina written by Zoltán Komor and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-23 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why men don't usually go to ballet shows? Because it's a gay thing? Or because a strange parasite infection spreads over the velvety chairs of the opera houses, and tiny blood sucking ballerinas move into their urethras? After a Firebird performance, our hero discovers that a little dancer is living in his penis. Soon, he even falls in love with the tiny intruder. And after some time, even a small baby turns up, who's maybe not a real baby, after all, just an overgrown sperm cell.But how will our hero's homophobic father react, who thinks ballet is the gayest thing in the world? Is there a love that can tear down every wall, even the wall of the urethra? Passion, drama, tears and urine.
Book Synopsis Hashtag Good Guy with a Gun by : Jeff Chon
Download or read book Hashtag Good Guy with a Gun written by Jeff Chon and published by . This book was released on 2021-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis How Do We Relationship?, Vol. 2 by : Tamifull,
Download or read book How Do We Relationship?, Vol. 2 written by Tamifull, and published by VIZ Media LLC. This book was released on 2020-12-08 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Miwa and Saeko have discovered that they are definitely physically compatible. But a gathering of the band clubs for a weekend training retreat becomes an unexpected threat to their new relationship. Can their blossoming feelings survive each other’s company? -- VIZ Media
Book Synopsis The Tumours Made Me Interesting by : Matthew Revert
Download or read book The Tumours Made Me Interesting written by Matthew Revert and published by Legume Man Books. This book was released on 2011 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hello, my name is Bruce Miles and my life means nothing to no one. When I was 12, I watched a falcon carry away my father, leaving me to care for my mother while a mysterious illness slowly transformed her into an arm. Events like these tend to ensure a bleak future and, until recently, I was making good on that promise. I was the sort of person you didn't notice. I wasn't worth noticing. Just a talentless nobody destined to die alone and unremembered. Then I was diagnosed with terminal cancer and everything turned around. You see, it turns out I have a gift for illness. My tumours aren't like other tumours. They're special. And now that I'm going to die, my once miserable life may actually be worth living. There's this lady, Fiona. She's what you'd call a sickness enthusiast and she has a plan that'll rocket me to superstardom in the underground world of disease fetishists. With her help, I'm going to chase the elusive perfect tumour that will be both my legacy and the key to being something I've never been... ... interesting.
Author :Mohsin Hamid Publisher :Penguin Random House India Private Limited ISBN 13 :9354927025 Total Pages :101 pages Book Rating :4.3/5 (549 download)
Book Synopsis The Last White Man by : Mohsin Hamid
Download or read book The Last White Man written by Mohsin Hamid and published by Penguin Random House India Private Limited. This book was released on 2022-08-29 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One morning, Anders wakes to find that his skin has turned dark, his reflection a stranger to him. At first he tells only Oona, an old friend, newly a lover. Soon, reports of similar occurrences surface across the land. Some see in the transformations the long-dreaded overturning of an established order, to be resisted to a bitter end. In many, like Anders's father and Oona's mother, a sense of profound loss wars with profound love. As the bond between Anders and Oona deepens, change takes on a different shading: a chance to see one another, face to face, anew.
Book Synopsis True Tales and Amazing Legends of the Old West by : Editors of True West
Download or read book True Tales and Amazing Legends of the Old West written by Editors of True West and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2005-08-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Much has been written about the west—most of it clouded by exaggeration and fabrication. Since 1953, True West magazine has been devoted to celebrating the West’s true colors, giving the men and women who settled there accurate voices, exploring every triumph and tragedy of their time—and exposing every vice and virtue. True Tales and Amazing Legends of the Old West commemorates these unforgettable cowboys, Indians, and city slickers through a mix of classic histories and brand-new narratives, all illustrated with photographs—many reproduced here for the first time—of the people and places that gave rise to America’s Western mythology. With twenty-six stories that blend fact with folklore, this collection abounds with accounts of the famous and the infamous, including Sacagawea, Wild Bill Hickok, Pancho Villa, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Davy Crockett, and Wyatt Earp. Also here are lesser-known figures whose stories were pivotal to shaping the culture of the era, such as European conquistador Francisco Coronado, rancher “Black Billy” Hill, and fearless lawman Orlando “Rube” Robbins. Other tales recount the wide open plains, lawlessness, drama, mayhem, and promise embodied in the Old West. Whether you’re a history buff, an Old West devotee, or simply someone who is fascinated by the characters of America’s early years, these timeless tales and photographs epitomize the legendary spirit of what it meant to settle the West.
Book Synopsis Flamingos in the Ashtray by : Zoltán Komor
Download or read book Flamingos in the Ashtray written by Zoltán Komor and published by . This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Surreal. Savage. And cinematic. Flamingos in the Ashtray is the collection of some truly weird stories by Zoltán Komor, a young Hungarian author, who lately began to translate his works into English and has published them in several literary magazines.Discover a world, where everything is possible: A young man while sipping his tea in the morning, finds a small, two inch long naked female corpse on the bottom of the cup, becomes a killer suspect, and later a judge reads out his verdict from the tea leaves.A girl gets raped by a hunter, and later gives birth to a wounded deer with bullets in its body that she then has to protect from her hungry parents. A boy's head turns into microphone, so when his girlfriend whispers her secrets into his ear, her words echoes through the city. In this strange world, an old veteran discovers tiny enemy soldiers in the sugar bowl, and the dentist has a small garden where he plants the pulled out teeth like they were seeds and plastic horses grown from them, which he can sell for funfairs. (The only problem is, when children ride these painted steeds, their small teeth begin to rot with every round.)Strange events take place in the author's homeland too, where evil horses from the sky terrorizes the people of a small Hungarian village, and an old witch turns into a pork on a pig slaughter after putting the dead animal's teeth into her mouth.Moving to foreign lands, some weird western pushes the book slightly into dark pulp territory. Meet Necrosheriff, the decaying corpse, shooting scavenger beetles from his gun; an old phonograph regurgitates burial-music, as he rides into the sunset - girls begin to shake from pleasure from seeing the never wilting cadaveric rigidness. Or meet the fat Chickenbone Mary, who decides to build herself a husband from chicken bones.And also, there's the shoeshine boy from the title giving story, who tries to make a living by stealing his clients feet in a mad, dystopian city, where poor people are fed by a helicopter with the dead animals from the zoo, the strippers are so despaired, that they even take of their flesh and the devil rides a bus with electric chairs.So take a seat. Otherwise you are blocking the driver's view.
Book Synopsis How to Catch a Clover Thief by : Elise Parsley
Download or read book How to Catch a Clover Thief written by Elise Parsley and published by . This book was released on 2021 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "When a wild boar with a passion for clover discovers a rare patch in the woods, he is determined to patiently stand guard until it blooms-but he is not the only clover enthusiast in the forest, and it takes reading a good book for him to figure out the mystery"--
Download or read book The Crimson Coach written by Gyula Krúdy and published by . This book was released on 1967 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
