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To the Birthday Whore

Author : Notebook Sarcasm
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781093456776
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (567 download)

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Download or read book To the Birthday Whore written by Notebook Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Happy Birthday Whore

Author : I. J. Publishing Llc
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781979656771
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (567 download)

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Download or read book Happy Birthday Whore written by I. J. Publishing Llc and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-11 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A notebook is everything you want. A Diary, Day Planner, School Notebook, Organizer, a place to doodle and more. Put simply, a notebook is the tool you need. 144 Pages, Lined on both sides White Paper, Non-Refillable Paperback, 8.5" x 11" Undated, Unnumbered

Happy Birthday Whore

Author : Journal Sarcasm
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781093456875
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (568 download)

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Download or read book Happy Birthday Whore written by Journal Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Girlfriend, Partner, Wife, Friend, Sister, Colleague, mother, mother in law, grandmother mother figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Happy Birthday Whore

Author : Active Creative Journals
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781976350030
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Happy Birthday Whore written by Active Creative Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-13 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a funny, affordable gift for a close friend or family member that can take a joke? This is a blank, lined journal that makes a perfect gag gift for friends and family, male or female, for their birthday. Other features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.

I Like You Just the Way I Am

Author : Jenny Mollen
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1466838582
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book I Like You Just the Way I Am written by Jenny Mollen and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2014-06-17 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Best Seller! By the actress, writer, and one of the funniest women on Twitter, an outrageous, hysterical memoir of acting on impulse, plotting elaborate hoaxes, and refusing to acknowledge boundaries in any form Jenny Mollen is an actress and writer living in Los Angeles. She is also a wife, married to a famous guy (which is annoying only because he gets free shit and she doesn't). She doesn't want much from life. Just to be loved—by everybody: her parents, her dogs, her ex-boyfriends, her ex-boyfriends' dogs, her husband, her husband's ex-girlfriends, her husband's ex-girlfriend's new boyfriends, etc. Some people might call that impulse crazy, but isn't "crazy" really just a word boring people use to describe fun people? (And Jenny is really, really fun, you guys!) In these pages, you'll find stories of Jenny at her most genuine, whether it's stalking her therapist (because he knows everything about her so shouldn't she get to know everything about him?); throwing a bachelorette party so bad that one of the guests is suspected dead; or answering the eternal question, Would your best friend blow your husband on a car ride to dinner if she didn't know you were hiding in the backseat? I Like You Just the Way I Am is about not doing the right thing—about indulging your inner crazy-person. It is Jenny when she's not trying to impress anyone or come across as a responsible, level-headed member of society. With any luck it will make you better acquainted with who you really are and what you really want. Which, let's be honest, is most likely someone else's email password.

Bad Girls

Author : Pete T. Williams
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1468595334
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (685 download)

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Download or read book Bad Girls written by Pete T. Williams and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was a quiet summer night, and the streets appeared to be calm, but violence pierced the sky. High above ground, combing the rooftops for potential threats, stood a defending champion! My name is Frankie Patrice Marie Williams. Fifteen years ago, I was adopted and showered with love by the Ping family. It was a family that treasured values and tradition that trickled down from generation to generation. I was given a gift, something far more treacherous and priceless than diamonds and pearl: the art of Tai Chi! I was trained into a fi erce warrior. Some say it’s a blessing; others say it’s a curse. But I say differently. I’m a bad bitch, without a choice! I don’t rehearse or prepare. They have taken my soul mate and threatened my unborn child. For that, there will be a third coming! But it will not be Christ or Frankie Patrice Marie Williams! It will be …

Minnie the Whore

Author : Paul Foster
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (374 download)

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Download or read book Minnie the Whore written by Paul Foster and published by . This book was released on 1962 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Happy Birthday Whore

Author : Sirius Publications
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781093606669
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (66 download)

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Download or read book Happy Birthday Whore written by Sirius Publications and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-11 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 120 pages. Lined paper. 6''x9'' perfect size to cary around with you. Fits everywhere. Professionally designed with a matte finish. Perfect binding soft cover; no need to worry about pages accidentally ripping. Suitable for taking notes, writing, organizing, goal setting, doodling, drawing, lists, journaling and brainstorming. Personalized notebooks and journals make a thoughtful gift for adults and kids as a functional gift for any occasion.

Happy Birthday Whore

Author : Tana Creative
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781721519248
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (192 download)

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Download or read book Happy Birthday Whore written by Tana Creative and published by . This book was released on 2018-06-18 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a funny gift for a coworker? This is a blank, lined journal that makes a perfect gag gift for friends and family, male or female. Other features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches Excellent and thick binding Durable white paper Sleek, matte-finished cover for a professional look This diary is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling and note taking. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.

Gospel of the Game

Author : James Robinson
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1463452918
Total Pages : 269 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (634 download)

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Download or read book Gospel of the Game written by James Robinson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012-01-16 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a scale of one to ten, this novel is incomparable to any other of its kind; in fact this read is off the scale. To my knowledge, there has never been a novel quite like this. The writer is nothing short of brilliant. He is the abosolute best. -Bogeese (Chicago, IL)

Memoirs of A Mack

Author : Rev. Dr. Jimi Starr M.Div.
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 281 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book Memoirs of A Mack written by Rev. Dr. Jimi Starr M.Div. and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2023-12-20 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Manuscript addresses the analytical dynamics of the lifestyle known as the Game. In addition to discussing the narrative storyline. Pimping is a Thinking Man’s Game. The Sex Trade is global, as is Free Market Enterprise and the System of Capitol. Point of fact; the Sex Trade is a symptom of the disease known as Capital. Historically, regardless of ethnicity, people of oppressed populations gravitate towards the lifestyle known as the Game to become Pimps, Whores, Conmen, and Thieves. Globally, the Sex Trade garners 186 Billion Per annum. Sex has been a consistent and noteworthy commodity for sale in the Global Marketplace, from the Institution of Civilized Man at the Dawning of Time Memorial, until date. To date, there are roughly 13Million, 828 Hundred Thousand, 7 Hundred known whores in the world, which generate this $186 Billion per annum. The only way a real live pimp doesn’t have at least one whore, is if he chooses not to have one and the only way a real live pimp doesn’t have any money is if he chooses to be impoverished and has taken a vow of poverty. Don’t be misinformed, the Sex Trade Industry is Big Business. $186 Billion is a figure is worthy of recognition, by the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) the NASDAQ and thus the DOW. Pussy sells when cotton and corn won't. The IZM is a Thinking Man’s Game. ~Jimi Starr, G.O.A.T

The Whore The Wind Blew My Way (The Cartel Publications Presents)

Author : Styles, T.
Publisher : The Cartel Publications
ISBN 13 : 1945240164
Total Pages : 305 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (452 download)

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Download or read book The Whore The Wind Blew My Way (The Cartel Publications Presents) written by Styles, T. and published by The Cartel Publications. This book was released on 2017-03-13 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After committing a violent crime, Louise Smart, a career whore, desires one thing above all, to escape New York to save her unborn baby. However, the universe has other plans, which include a tough lesson that will rock the unsuspecting new mother's world. Protect your children or lose them to the streets. Far removed from her care, and now being raised by two gay men, Shayla, Louise’s daughter, spends her time daydreaming about living the lifestyle of her favorite movie actresses. But her daydreaming stops short after she’s shoved into the world of prostitution, physical abuse and crime, well before she becomes a woman. By the time Shayla is 18, she’s mastered the art of seduction and completely changes the lives of the men she entertains. Some for the better and some for the worst. Until one particular customer sells her a new brand of aspiration. A love, life and happiness outside the Ho House. But with Ajax, her dangerous Pimp, also the man who raised her, lurking in the background is it too late? For them both?

Faulkner and Idealism

Author :
Publisher : Univ. Press of Mississippi
ISBN 13 : 9781617035531
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (355 download)

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Download or read book Faulkner and Idealism written by and published by Univ. Press of Mississippi. This book was released on 1983 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Amused by the World

Author : Richard Smith
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1445237253
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (452 download)

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Download or read book Amused by the World written by Richard Smith and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-12-01 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Amused by the World' is a compilation of 2009's top stories from Newsarse.com - the UK's fastest growing satirical news website.It casts an irreverent eye over the major events of the year, such as the MPs expenses scandal, the swine flu pandemic and the nation's bizarre fascination with Susan Boyle.Headlines you will find inside include:â€œSuccessful Earth Hour delays inevitable global catastrophe, by an hourâ€ â€œWorld pig population shows signs of man-flu pandemicâ€ â€œNew MPs Code of Conduct to include every possible definition of the word â€thieveryâ€™â€ â€Ryanair to charge customers for breathable airâ€ â€œAmericans protest for the right to make insurance companies richerâ€ "Cockney violence marred by footballing outbreak"Described by Stephen Fry as â€œGoodâ€ , NewsArse has a growing reputation as the British version of Internet phenomenon, The Onion.

The Power of Words

Author : Allison Palmer Kelly
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1475967446
Total Pages : 203 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (759 download)

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Download or read book The Power of Words written by Allison Palmer Kelly and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-03-06 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Conner Beckett awaits his fate as his final basketball season begins at Trotter Academy. Frustrated with his coach who refuses to announce the starting line-up until the first home game, Conner quickly snatches up a locker room bribe from classmate Darcy Davis, who has stolen the list from the coach. He is thrilled when she tells him he has made the starting line-up. But there is only one problem: Darcy, who has already gained quite a reputation at their school, is rumored to have done much more than reveal names to all the players on the list. Suddenly, the price Conner has paid to see his fate is far greater than he ever imagined. After his girlfriend, Kristen Kessler, hears the rumors about Conner and the girl with a sordid past, she immediately breaks up with him, despite Conners pleas that none of it is true. As chaos races through the halls of Trotter Academy, the rumor mill implodes, resulting in a horrific tragedy. Plagued by confusion and grief, the students of Trotter Academy struggle to understand bullying, communication, and themselves. Dr. Suzanne Carlton arrives with her daughter, Ava, to institute a program that they hope will help the students healand Ava, who lost a sister to suicide, makes a unexpected connection with Conner. In this poignant story, a teenager unwittingly caught in a web of deceit must rise above his mistakes and understand the power of words.

Nightmares

Author : F. D. Land
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1465357580
Total Pages : 185 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (653 download)

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Download or read book Nightmares written by F. D. Land and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-08-27 with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nightmares book six Eye of Alantium The island of Alantium was a trade center of the Mediterranean. All kinds of ships came to the island to trade. Ships from the countries of all, the known world. Persia, Egypt, and Greece, traded with Alantium. But even with all those ships coming and going the Alantiums always knew which ships carried weapons and men, and they were always sunk. Screams in the Dark Saving up her money to buy a house and finally had enough. She found one about eighty five miles from New York to the north in a little town called Deadville. The house Christine had found was an older house. But she could tell by the way it looked, that it had been worked on some, off and on through out the years. She wondered why no one had finished the work on it, and why no one lived there. But it was kind of secluded. It set right in the middle of a hundred acres no neighbors for miles. Christine liked the seclusion and she was determined to stay in the house. The devil himself could not chase her off. She would fight the demons of hell to keep her house. Leader of the Pack I saw them go into the bushes; I saw Bobby stop and Johnny saw him too, he came sliding to a stop behind Bobby. Bobby looked back at me and smiled and jumped headfirst into the bushes and out ran two rabbits and up the hill they went with Bobby right behind. Johnny looked back at me with a disgusted look on his face. He had learned another lesson, to keep an eye on whats going on at all times. Ghost of Ocean Manor She walked up to the door and placed the key in the keyhole. She turned the key, and she could hear the lock as it unlocked. She turned the doorknob and it turned just fine. She pushed on the door, but it wouldnt move at all. She turned the key again thinking that maybe it hadnt unlocked. She could hear the lock as it locked and she could hear it as it unlocked. She pushed on the door again and it moved a little that time, and then pushed shut again.

Memories of My Melancholy Whores

Author : Gabriel García Márquez
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 1101911166
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book Memories of My Melancholy Whores written by Gabriel García Márquez and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN eBOOK! A New York Times Notable Book On the eve of his ninetieth birthday a bachelor decides to give himself a wild night of love with a virgin. As is his habit–he has purchased hundreds of women–he asks a madam for her assistance. The fourteen-year-old girl who is procured for him is enchanting, but exhausted as she is from caring for siblings and her job sewing buttons, she can do little but sleep. Yet with this sleeping beauty at his side, it is he who awakens to a romance he has never known. Tender, knowing, and slyly comic, Memories of My Melancholy Whores is an exquisite addition to the master’s work.