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Book Synopsis Tires and Testicles by : James Weigand
Download or read book Tires and Testicles written by James Weigand and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05-11 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tires and Testicles: What You Need to Know about Men and Boys is the fun and informative book women everywhere have been waiting for. The author answers in a clear and gentle manner the most perplexing questions women have always had about men and boys. The book is filled with anecdotes and answers drawn from real life concerns and questions posed to the author by a diverse group of women.
Book Synopsis Single Past 50 Now What? by : Tammy Bleck
Download or read book Single Past 50 Now What? written by Tammy Bleck and published by Morgan James Publishing. This book was released on 2008-02-01 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn what you never knew. Face what you were afraid of. Laugh, cry, yell and wonder how a book can know so much about you. Is it possible that YOU could be better off single? Tammy Bleck found herself single after 25 years of marriage; in her fifties, her daughter off to college, broke and unemployed, and the cat and the dog to feed. Not exactly her life's plan. Born and raised in Los Angeles, an only child to a single mother, she grew up in the seedy side of the city and learned quickly how to survive. Never acquiring a college degree, Tammy has gone on to receive a Certificate of Commendation from the Mayor of Los Angeles, host a weekly talk radio program, produce a real estate television show, own a successful earthquake survival company, as well as become the co-founder of a property management company which grew to be one of the largest in Southern California. This latest life circumstance has spawned yet another career: author and public speaker.
Book Synopsis The Cracker Queen by : Lauretta Hannon
Download or read book The Cracker Queen written by Lauretta Hannon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A poignant memoir of a life on the wrong side of the tracks, with a colorful cast of misfits, plenty of belly laughs, and lessons for finding joy in spite of hardship Move over, Sweet Potato Queens. Thanks to Lauretta Hannon the Cracker Queens are finally having their say. From her wildly popular NPR segments to her colorful one woman show Hannon is showing the world a different kind of girl raised in the South - a strong, authentic, fearless, flawed, resourceful and outrageous woman -the anti-Southern Belle. Marking the debut of a powerfully original Southern voice, The Cracker Queenbegins with the childhood experiences and adventures of Lauretta in backwater Warner Robins. Her mama on the edge and jazz musician daddy have a deep and disorderly love with years of booze, infidelities and nervous breakdowns but through it all she feels cherished. The stories of her deeply dysfunctional family include chain gangs, guns, ghost hunting, moonshine stands, scooterpootin', the famous Goat Man of Georgia and Crazy Aunt Carrie who is arrested for assaulting a police dog. The early years of hardship and hard living all gave Hannon the resilience and humor that are now the hallmarks of her Cracker Queen way of life. From Warner Robins she moves to Savannah's most eccentric neighborhoods and its lively crew of hellions, heroines, bad seeds, thugs and renegades including a lady who keeps the Baby Jesus chained up in her front yard, a woman who looks like a rutabaga, and the root doctor that works a hoodoo on her. Full of warmth, outrageous wit, and world-class storytelling, The Cracker Queenis, at its core, about finding meaning in painful, desperate situations and discovering the joys that can sprout from such ragged terrain. A celebration of living out loud and loving life to death, The Cracker Queen shows that the greatest humanity, the loudest cackles and the best stories can come from where you might least expect them.
Download or read book Lizard Tales written by Ron Shirley and published by Crown. This book was released on 2012-11-06 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The star of TruTV's hit show, Lizard Lick Towing, shares stories of life as a small-town repo man, as well as the "Ron-isms" and "Ron-osophy" he is known for. Crazier than a sack of rabid weasels? Country as cornflakes? Gooder than grits? You bet he is! Week after week, millions of viewers tune in to Lizard Lick Towing to watch Ron Shirley outsmart the fist-swinging, gun-toting folks whose vehicles he’s been hired to repossess. Staring danger in the face, Ron disarms them not with his size or his strength but with his wit—and especially with his trademark funny sayings that have come to be known as “Ronisms.” In Lizard Tales, Ron takes readers on a side-splitting trip through his wacky, colorful life. Growing up and raising heck in the Carolina countryside—where sushi is still called “bait”—young Ronnie was known to gig frogs, mooch moonshine from his pops, hunt, and cruise the strip in Myrtle Beach. He continues to get himself into hilarious scrapes and jams as an adult by tarring a roof during a lightning storm, inviting an angry deer onto his cousin’s brand-new boat, drinking (and fist-fighting) with a priest, matching wits with his wife, Amy, and running repo with his sidekicks at the towing company. So kick back, help yourself to some ’shine (if you got it), let Ron tell you some stories, and prepare yourself to get licked!
Book Synopsis Where the Serpent Hides by : Donald Coker
Download or read book Where the Serpent Hides written by Donald Coker and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-04 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. Jeffery Diamond, a recently widowed physician, practices medicine in a small east Texas town. Due for a long vacation, Diamond plans a two-week trip to Mexico. But as he flies his private aircraft to several destinations in Mexico, he inadvertently becomes involved with a major drug cartel that has targeted his aircraft as a potential vehicle for transporting cocaine into the U.S. This fast-moving, suspenseful story combines information about Mexican history and traditions with revelations of how a modern cartel operates. The dynamics of Diamond's travel is made more mysterious by the vague and unsure rubbing together of two very different cultures along the border between Mexico and the United States. The plot involving sex, deception, and murder focuses on the protagonist's unwitting involvement with drug cartels in Mexico and the United States, making the story realistic, the issues contemporary, and the theme reflective of troubling headlines seen daily in major newspapers. Diamond narrowly escapes death several times as he struggles to determine who is trying to kill him, and why. What is the danger that has been set in motion and cannot be stopped? What will his fate be as he uncovers the truth?
Book Synopsis Shiny Trophies, Thoughtful Souvenirs by : Jan Keith Fiakas
Download or read book Shiny Trophies, Thoughtful Souvenirs written by Jan Keith Fiakas and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2021 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of poems, or Shiny Trophies, Thoughtful Souvenirs written across a fifty-two-year span of the author’s life covering his looking towards the future fresh out of High School to the effects of the Covid-19 Pandemic. From the first chapter, Found & Lost you can feel the raw emotion in these poems that still seems fresh because of their universal qualities. The progression of the quality in the writing increases throughout the chapter until the poems at the end, Just a Hard Fade and The Phoenix could be from a lost Eagles album. From there the author widens his vision to look at many topics that have piqued his interest including local, national and world events; life and death; relationships; giving advice and living with Covid-19. His take on Holidays is touching and unique, while his look at aging is truthful and honest. You will always find a touch of humor or sarcasm throughout many of his poems to make sure that you are paying attention. The chapter Honor Them Forever consists of memorial poems for people the author knew or knew of throughout his life. The emotions run from tears to laughter, but always leave you with a warm feeling that you too, knew that person. In the chapter about High School, he circles back to the poem he wrote the day he graduated, At This Moment in Our Life with, Learning Together. He read both poems at his 50th Class Reunion. Several poems are very lyrical, and you may start humming your own tune to the words. You may hear Billy Joel singing, Maryvale Girl? Or Chris Stapleton singing, I Am Drinking You Out of My Mind; or Toby Keith singing, Tires & Testicles and Sturgill Simpson singing, Whiskey Bound!
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Book Synopsis Sons of America by : Lancelot Larsen
Download or read book Sons of America written by Lancelot Larsen and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-11-04 with total page 881 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After unknowingly befriending a serial killer, a man embarks upon a gruesome adventure that leads him to meeting an otherworldly businessman who offers him the opportunity to expand his dark horizons in an act of terrorism.
Book Synopsis Real Men Keep Their Balls in the Truck by : David Houston
Download or read book Real Men Keep Their Balls in the Truck written by David Houston and published by Covenant Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-11-21 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a lot like many other books on the topic of what constitutes a man. However, that is not the main focus of the book. More importantly, it is not what constitutes a man but who constitutes a man. All the self-help books on the subject, psychiatrists and their talk shows, and best friends' sage advice at closing time are all the same-insufficient at best, incorrect at worst. This book looks to the most authoritative source on who constitutes a man-the Bible. The world uses a sliding scale to define manhood, defining it in whatever terms is most comfortable at the time. The Bible's definition of a man has not, and will not, ever change because truth is not a piece of silly putty we get to mold into our view of what is no. 1 Dad. This book takes specific passages from the Bible and relates them in a way we, as Christian men, and those that desire to be Christian men, can understand and, most importantly, put into action so that the world may come to understand and believe what the word says. After all, real men are doers, not just hearers.
Book Synopsis Wolf in the Shadows by : Marcia Muller
Download or read book Wolf in the Shadows written by Marcia Muller and published by Mysterious Press. This book was released on 2009-05-30 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Muller's popular heroine, San Francisco sleuth Sharon McCone, faces her greatest challenge when her boyfriend disappears while delivering a $2 million ransom for a kidnapped researcher. Each of Muller's mysteries sells more than the previous, and this 14th ties into her new July hardcover Till the Butchers Cut Him Down.
Book Synopsis The Stars Shine Bright by : Sibella Giorello
Download or read book The Stars Shine Bright written by Sibella Giorello and published by Thomas Nelson Inc. This book was released on 2012 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sent undercover to a thoroughbred horse track, geologist Raleigh Harmon investigates a string of mysterious horse deaths, but when her own life is threatened, only her connection to the FBI, Jack Stephanson, can help her.
Download or read book Blaze written by JoAnn Ross and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-08-01 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author JoAnn Ross turns up the heat in a novel of heart-stopping suspense and white-hot passion that takes readers from the sultry South Carolina Lowcountry to the rugged Northern California coast, and ultimately into the darkest reaches of the human heart.... Fire cop Tess Gannon is hot on the trail of a pyromaniac who's been setting buildings ablaze throughout Somersett, South Carolina, when ATF Special Agent Gage O'Halloran arrives on her fire scene. Coming out of a self-imposed exile, Gage suspects that Tess's "Flamemaster" is connected to a serial killer he apprehended three years ago. Tess doesn't like Gage. He's too rude. Too arrogant. Too damn...male. Worse yet, she doesn't trust him. Forced into an uneasy alliance, Tess and Gage race to stop the killer from striking another fatal match. But Gage's fragile hope for redemption is put to the test when Tess becomes ensnared in a homicidal pyromaniac's deadly obsession. And time is running out....
Book Synopsis The Raleigh Harmon Novels by : Sibella Giorello
Download or read book The Raleigh Harmon Novels written by Sibella Giorello and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2019-07-23 with total page 1096 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sibella Giorello's four Raleigh Harmon novels are now available in one collection! The Rivers Run Dry Special Agent Raleigh Harmon is good at her job as a forensic geologist, but not as good at bureau politics. As one of the few females on the team, she finds herself in a strange land when she's transferred from Richmond to drought-stricken Seattle. When a hiker suddenly goes missing and a ransom note arrives, Raleigh vows to find the missing college girl and leave no stone unturned. The Clouds Roll Away Closing her assignment with the FBI's Seattle office, Raleigh Harmon returns to her hometown of Richmond, Virginia, expecting a warm welcome. Instead she finds herself investigating an ugly cross burning at a celebrity's mansion and standing in the crosshairs of her boss at the Bureau. And the deeper Raleigh digs into the case, the murkier the water becomes. The Mountains Bow Down Everything's going to work out. Time away always makes things better . . . That's what FBI Special Agent Raleigh Harmon believes as she boards a cruise to Alaska. A land of mountains and gems and minerals, the Last Frontier is a dream destination for this forensic geologist who's hoping to leave behind a hectic work schedule and an engagement drained of romance, but like the scenery that surrounds the cruise ship, Raleigh discovers a mystery so daunting that even the mountains might bow down before it. The Stars Shine Bright After the FBI suspends her for bending its rules, Special Agent Raleigh Harmon is looking for a chance to redeem her career. Sent undercover to a thoroughbred horse track, Raleigh takes on a double life to find out who’s fixing the races. But when horses start dying and then her own life is threatened, Raleigh realizes something bigger—and more sinister—is ruining Emerald Meadows.
Book Synopsis First Four Jolie Gentil Mysteries by : Elaine Orr
Download or read book First Four Jolie Gentil Mysteries written by Elaine Orr and published by Elaine Orr. This book was released on 2014-11-07 with total page 541 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This set has the first four books in the Jolie Gentil Cozy Mystery Series, set in the fictional Ocean Alley, NJ. Fiction you can share with your mom. Even better than that, you can introduce yourself to the series for free. The Jolie Gentil mystery series debuted in October 2011 with Appraisal for Murder. It was followed by Rekindling Motives, When the Carny Comes to Town, and Any Port in a Storm. Jolie is a real estate appraiser in a New Jersey Beach town and her flexible schedule seems to allow plenty of time for trouble. With a name that translates to "pretty nice" (thanks to her French Canadian dad), she's used to teasing, and her embezzler ex-husband taught her more about trouble than she ever expected. But stumbling across dead bodies in the middle of the work day? That's a new one. As she reconnects with old friend and walks Aunt Madge's prune-eating dogs, Jolie tries to stay one step ahead of murder.
Book Synopsis Appraisal for Murder by : Elaine Orr
Download or read book Appraisal for Murder written by Elaine Orr and published by Elaine Orr. This book was released on 2011-09-25 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jolie Gentil moves to Great Aunt Madge's bed and breakfast at the Jersey shore, taking her cat Jazz, and joining Madge's pair of prune-eating dogs. Jolie does not view this as a retreat from her embezzling ex-husband, just a smart change. She had no idea her life was about to get even more complicated. Jolie finds work as a real estate appraiser, but a low-life named Joe Pedone demands that Jolie repay some of her husband's gambling debts and she runs into Michael Riordan, her high school crush. She's not sure which one is more trouble. Jolie appraises his mother's house and finds his mother dead in bed. Soon the mundane work of appraising real estate and dodging suggestions that she go to the ten-year high school reunion are mixed with calls from reporters, scary suggestions from Pedone, and requests that she help the local busybody with First Presbyterian's social services work. Jolie balances her fear of Pedone, conviction that Michael is innocent, and sometimes uneasy friendship with long-ago friend Scoobie.
Book Synopsis Sometimes the Dragon Wins by : Alan Dundes
Download or read book Sometimes the Dragon Wins written by Alan Dundes and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a collection of Xerox lore and humour circulating widely in today's workplace. Have you seen anytime recently the High School Math Test, or Varying Interpretations of a Basic Philosophical Principle, or Why God Never Received Tenure. Well, it's all here and much more. The book features humorous commentaries - cartoons, mottoes, zany poems, defiant sayings, parodies, funny faxes, ethnic slurs, and crude jokes - on all of the issues and problems facing the modern world. No one and nothing escapes their raunchy wit and sarcasm.
Download or read book Chat written by K. Zupan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-11 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Year on the Internet
