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Download or read book Shit Happens written by James Alexander and published by Random House. This book was released on 2016-11-03 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes you just need to chill the fuck out. Over thirty-five new intricate and meditative zentagle designs that feature classic and delightfully unique sweary words and mantras to help you relax, calm down and let go of all your stress and anxiety. Each single-sided page includes such stress-relieving words and phrases as 'Shit Tits', 'Dumbass', 'Thunder Cunt' and 'Wanker'. Why not try before you buy? Download four free pages at swearybook.com/shithappens WARNING contains seriously colourful language!
Download or read book You're the Shit written by Jen Meyers and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-13 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color like the badass you are. Coloring is relaxing, easy, and fun. But do you know what's even better? A sassy coloring book that boosts your self-esteem while you color. Inside this beautiful book you'll find 21 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to color and enjoy. Handpicked for their beauty and ranging from simple to intricate, most of the drawings include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got this" to the cheekily profane "You are a metric shit ton of awesome." So grab some pencils or markers, find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, and get ready to raise your spirits while you release your inner sass in full-color splendor.
Book Synopsis Shut Up & Colour This Shit by : Georgina Townsend
Download or read book Shut Up & Colour This Shit written by Georgina Townsend and published by Ravensforge Books. This book was released on 2018-01-22 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ideal holiday gift for adults! Adult humour alert! *****Left-Handed Edition***** Had one of those days? Of course you have. Colour your stress away... This awesome swear word adult colouring book is packed with enjoyable designs and a ******g mountain of sweary delights, waiting for you to dig in and colour your stress away. No matter who's wound you up, how *****d off you are, or what you really want to say to that maggot of a boss/sibling/person smoking under the 'No Smoking' sign, you'll find something here to help you work through the rage, and maybe even provide some inspiration. Relax. Colour. Enjoy Product details: Adults only Strong language (duh!) British English Sense of humour required White paper, with single-sided designs LEFT-HANDED EDITION - colouring pages are on the verso pages of the leaves, making it easier for left-handed colourists.
Download or read book I Don't Give a Shit written by and published by Green Cow Coloring. This book was released on 2017-01-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?
Book Synopsis Let Your Shit Go by : Swear Word Coloring Geeks
Download or read book Let Your Shit Go written by Swear Word Coloring Geeks and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-27 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not Another Shitty Adult Coloring Book? This curse word adult coloring book is filled with filthy words and phrases -- but with a twist. These illustrations are some of the most intricate and detailed drawings that you will find. Stop holding in your crap and LET YOUR SHIT GO! This book includes: - 40 very detailed illustrations that will keep you busy till you let your shit go - Filthy swear words that will make your grandmother weep Curse Words Included: - Dickweed - Shitfaced - Slutface - Bastard - Hoebag - Shitbrains - Fuckin' Jerkoff - Donkey Humper - Fuckboy - And many more!
Book Synopsis Fuck This Shit Swear Word Coloring Book by : Maeve Coloring Books
Download or read book Fuck This Shit Swear Word Coloring Book written by Maeve Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-29 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fuck This Shit adult coloring book is the perfect stress reliever when you're fed up and want to vent and relax. Features of this Book - 25 interesting and intricate mandala coloring pages. - It measures 8.5x11 with book industry perfect binding, a sturdy matte cover, and white pages that are great for pencil, crayon, gel pens or markers. - Designs are printed only on one side of each sheet of paper to prevent bleedthrough. Click on our name "Maeve Coloring Books" located under the title of this listing for more swear word coloring books!
Book Synopsis Pooping Animals by : Honey Badger Coloring
Download or read book Pooping Animals written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs
Book Synopsis You're Fired! Pack Your Shit and Leave by : William T Nash
Download or read book You're Fired! Pack Your Shit and Leave written by William T Nash and published by . This book was released on 2021-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a break and enjoy this single side page humorous adult coloring book. A parody of children's' books and satire of Donald Trump's time in office. It's filled with subversive and irreverent illustrations and text.
Download or read book Poop written by Val Brains and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-13 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a beautiful and glorious world in which poop, coloring books and repeat patterns come together... Oh wait, that world already exists and you can be in it... but only if you order this book! FAQ: Q: Do I have to color all the turds in shades of brown? A: Nope. Use your imagination :) Q: Why does each design show up in the book twice? A: Great question, friends. Each design is printed twice so that: 1. You get a second chance at coloring each poo. No need to worry about mess-ups or feeling like you have to get it right the first time. (There's always a #2.) 2. You don't have to fight with your romantic partner about who gets to color which turd--you can each have your very own chance at each one. 3. You can keep a design for you (and put it proudly on your fridge) and share the same design with a friend. 4. You can have a "who colored it best?" contest. The possibilities are endless :) Each turd comes on its own page so you can tear it out and give it to a friend, display it on the fridge in your own home. If you fold along the dotted lines you can even create a little envelope and mail your beautiful design to the poop enthusiast of your choice. Hooray!
Book Synopsis Color Some Random Shit by : Green Book Arts
Download or read book Color Some Random Shit written by Green Book Arts and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-16 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OVER 60 PAGES! UNIQUE, RELAXING DESIGNS TO COLOR! Largest Adult Coloring Book Ever!From Coloring sexy art to Animals, plants and patterns.Get this for you and your friends to Kill boredom.Various Levels Of Intricacy Keeping You Excited And Engaged For Hours!Garden Designs, Animals, Mandalas, and Paisley Patterns Each Coloring Page Is Designed To Help Relax And Stay InspiredPerfect For Every Skill LevelPerfect With Your Choice Of Coloring Tools (Crayon, Gel Pens, Markers, Colored Pencils)Each Coloring Page Is On One Sheet. Printed One Sided. This Book Is top quality.Enjoy as you color away.
Book Synopsis Shit for Old People to Color by : Opps I. Pooped My Pants Coloring Books
Download or read book Shit for Old People to Color written by Opps I. Pooped My Pants Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-30 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who Knew I'd Get Old And Need To Laugh From Coloring About True Facts About Getting Old. Im Sick And Tired Of Doctor Visits And Doing Shit I Just Dont Wanna Do So Im Just Gonna Say Fuck It And Color My Old Ass Away Until My Diaper Needs Changed Again.
Book Synopsis A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults by : Honey Badger Coloring
Download or read book A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Cheer the F*ck Up written by Sasha O'Hara and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
Book Synopsis I F**king Love Coloring! by : Editors of Chartwell Books
Download or read book I F**king Love Coloring! written by Editors of Chartwell Books and published by . This book was released on 2024-10-15 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy the stress-relieving power of swearing with I F**king Love Coloring! Color your way to some much-needed relaxation and enjoy a sassy approach to art therapy with I F**king Love Coloring. With over 120 d*mn good coloring pages, no artistic experience is necessary to create some exceptionally creative profanity. Cuss-loving colorers can melt their stress away into the meditative patterns and hours of worry-free fun as they color in these curse-filled pages in whatever way feels right. Features: Display-worthy cover boasting foil accents Over 120 designs to choose from Gorgeous line-drawn art featuring sarcastic quotes and swear words Beautifully illustrated full-color introduction Intricate, meditative back-of-the-page patterns to color The perfect way to relax at the end of a long day and a fun way to get in touch with your inner artist, this foul-mouthed coloring book will have you proudly exclaiming to the world: I F**king Love Coloring! Chartwell Coloring Books is the ultimate coloring book series, encompassing designs of every kind. From intriguing abstract patterns to beautiful pictures from the natural, technological, and fantasy worlds, each of these coloring books will soothe the mind and inspire the inner creative in anyone. With so many variations of complex, beautiful designs in each book, you'll have plenty of pages to bring to life. Whether young or old, creative or not, this series has something for you.
Book Synopsis Great American Piece of Sh#t Coloring Book by : POLYMORPHproductions PUBLICATIONs
Download or read book Great American Piece of Sh#t Coloring Book written by POLYMORPHproductions PUBLICATIONs and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-03-10 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the Trump Administration as big pieces of American sh#t.
Book Synopsis Gangsta Rap Coloring Book by : Aye Jay Morano
Download or read book Gangsta Rap Coloring Book written by Aye Jay Morano and published by Last Gasp. This book was released on 2004 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title of the book says it all. 48 pages of line-drawings of Gangsta' rappers, done with the black line we all remember from the colouring books of our youth. The juxtaposition of the outlaw image of the rappers with the childlike innocence of a colouring book makes for an instant laugh. In a smaller self-published edition, the book was an immediate hit with the few people who were able to see it. Now expanded from 20 to 48 pages, the book includes all of the top rappers and their underground peers.'
Book Synopsis The Stoner's Coloring Book by : Jared Hoffman
Download or read book The Stoner's Coloring Book written by Jared Hoffman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-06-21 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Settle down with your "kindest buds," a stash of junk food, and plenty of good vibes to enjoy this ultimate marijuana lover's companion to coloring. With over 40 original illustrations from the minds of nine artists, this adult coloring book is a must-have for the cannabis connoisseur. These coloring pages plumb the depths of human imagination and creativity--not to mention the trippy or otherwise hilarious aspects of life. The Stoner's Coloring Book was created for elves, fairies, magi, poets, saints, sadhus, gurus, lovers, and other wise beings. Set aside your worries, breathe deeply, and find your childlike Zen through the joy of coloring.
