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The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World

Author : Joey Acker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951046095
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!

The Worst Christmas Story

Author : Christopher Morley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Christmas Story written by Christopher Morley and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Worst Christmas Ever

Author : Kathleen Long Bostrom
Publisher : Presbyterian Publishing Corp
ISBN 13 : 1611649587
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (116 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Kathleen Long Bostrom and published by Presbyterian Publishing Corp. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now that his family has moved to California, Matthew has doubts as the holiday season approaches. Palm trees? No snow? Its all wrong. Little sister Lucy thinks everything is wonderful, but Matthew knows better. And to top it off, the sudden disappearance of his beloved dog, Jasper, settles it. This will be the worst Christmas ever. Or will it? Surprising events on Christmas Eve just might change everythingand maybe this new place can feel like home to Matthew after all.

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

Author : Barbara Robinson
Publisher : Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780573617454
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (174 download)

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Download or read book The Best Christmas Pageant Ever written by Barbara Robinson and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 1983 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then become involved in the community Christmas pageant.

The Worst Christmas Story

Author : Christopher Morley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 15 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Christmas Story written by Christopher Morley and published by . This book was released on 1956 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Worst Christmas Ever

Author : Connie Remlinger-Trounstine
Publisher : Troll Communications
ISBN 13 : 9780816735167
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (351 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Connie Remlinger-Trounstine and published by Troll Communications. This book was released on 1994 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Callie goes to sixth grade at a private school the year her grandmother dies, she is embarrassed that her family sells Christmas trees, until her grandfather helps her learn the value of family and traditions.

The Worst Twelve Days of Christmas

Author : Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613122276
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Twelve Days of Christmas written by Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this spirited reworking of the classic song “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” Joy has to deal with her first Christmas with a new baby brother—and nothing could be worse. He drools on the ornaments and ruins the presents, he eats all the cookies and smashes the snowmen, and he’s on the verge of taking over the whole holiday. Joy’s patience runs out as the baby’s mishaps pile up. A sweet surprise turns the tables on Joy, who eventually appreciates what her baby brother adds to the holiday. Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen and Ryan Wood pair perfectly for this funny holiday book with a sibling-appreciation message that will make readers laugh and sing along with every reading.

The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time

Author : Sean Dietrich
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 252 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (588 download)

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Download or read book The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time written by Sean Dietrich and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although COVID-19 has made Christmas the worst holiday ever, somehow it also made it more important. Sean of the South shares anecdotes from his beloved homeland, delivering Christmas stories that are guaranteed to make your heart grow three sizes.

That's Bad Manners, Roys Bedoys

Author : Christine Ha
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781798406892
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book That's Bad Manners, Roys Bedoys written by Christine Ha and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-28 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Woohoo Storytime! Roys Bedoys learns what bad manners are at a restaurant. This is a great book for children to learn good manners.

Don't Shake the Present!

Author : Bill Cotter
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728216141
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book Don't Shake the Present! written by Bill Cotter and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go on a festive and fun-filled adventure with Larry in the hilarious Christmas novelty edition of the USA Today bestselling series, Don't Push the Button! 'Tis the season for gift-giving and kids will adore this new addition to the creative and interactive series that has touched the lives of over half-a-million readers. Don't Shake the Present! is the perfect stocking stuffer, holiday gift for kids, and present for 1 year old girls and boys celebrating their first Christmas ever! Kids and parents alike will return to this wacky holiday book time and again. Larry the lovable monster has received a present, and he's desperate to know what's inside. He needs your help to figure it out. But whatever you do... DON'T SHAKE THE PRESENT! Hi, I'm Larry. This is my present. I REALLY want to open it, but I'm not allowed.

I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus

Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1628734914
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (287 download)

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Download or read book I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus written by Matt Mogk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.

The Best Worst Christmas Ever

Author : Drienie Hattingh
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781979237888
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (378 download)

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Download or read book The Best Worst Christmas Ever written by Drienie Hattingh and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-27 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Isbell, Theater Professor, author of the Prey trilogy: "The beautifully wrought stories take us back to simpler times... memories blessed and humorous. Most of all, they convince us we don't dare ever "cancel Christmas." Christy Monson: Award-winning author of Banished: "Jump into the homes and hearts of each writer as they relate holiday moments from around the world." Wendy Toliver, Author of Red's Untold Tale and Regina Rising, "Reading and rereading this humorous, heartwarming collection of stories is sure to become a treasured holiday tradition." It's Christmas-The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, when snowflakes fall and your home glints with star-like lights. Beyond the wreath-adorned door, the fireplace warms your family's toes while the turkey roasts and eggnog chills. Lovingly wrapped presents are tucked under the fresh-cut Christmas tree, and stockings dangle from the hearth, waiting for Santa. Carols playing, children laughing, mistletoe beckoning... This is the most perfect Christmas ever! However, if this is the sort of stories you're expecting to find in The Best Worst Christmas Ever, you are in for a surprise-and a treat. The stories herein prove the most memorable, magical, and merry Christmases are everything but perfect. In a trailer or a cabin, in snowy New York or balmy South Africa, this is Christmas. Wearing a disco ball shirt, a sunflower hat, or sinking your fork into a pitch-black turkey, or soapy spaghetti, this is Christmas. Pour yourself some hot cocoa and join authors from all over the world as they share their hilarious and heartwarming yuletide tales.

The Story of Christmas

Author : Patricia A. Pingry
Publisher : Worthy Kids/Ideals
ISBN 13 : 9781546002338
Total Pages : 22 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book The Story of Christmas written by Patricia A. Pingry and published by Worthy Kids/Ideals. This book was released on 2022-10-04 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the story of the first Christmas in this newly illustrated classic, perfect for little ones curious about the story behind their holiday celebrations. Expertly crafted for the attention span of toddlers, this simple book tells the biblical story of Christmas--from the Annunciation to the birth of Jesus and the arrival of the wise men. The story also helps little listeners understand the connection between the first Christmas and today's celebrations and traditions. With bright illustrations and a toddler-friendly length of about 200 words, this book is an age-appropriate way to introduce the story of the Nativity. A perfect addition for Christmas stockings!

The Worst Noel

Author : Collected Authors of the Worst Noel
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061871192
Total Pages : 215 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (618 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Noel written by Collected Authors of the Worst Noel and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does the thought of mistletoe give you hives? Does the sound of jingling bells instill fear in your heart? Do you hide under the covers from the day after Thanksgiving till New Year's Day? And even if you love Christmas, do the hyperconsumerism, overindulgence, and tinsel-covered everything make you crazy? If you said yes to any of these questions, this is the book for you. You are not alone. Everyone has a Christmas-nightmare story to tell. Some of the best writers around have gone through some of the worst Christmases ever. Their tales of holly-draped horror are gathered here for your amusement, from NEAL POLLACK's Christmas-ham disaster to the accidental Santahood of JONI RODGERS to BINNIE KIRSHENBAUM's receiving what may be the worst gift ever given. And Stanley Bing gives us a peek at the lonely guy's Xmas feast. All this, plus many more recollections of Worst Noels past. So pour yourself a glass of eggnog, chisel off a piece of rock-hard fruitcake, and curl up in the big comfy chair by the fireplace where the stockings have been hung with such care -- and settle in to read The Worst Noel.

A Christmas Carol

Author : Charles Dickens
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1105116190
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book A Christmas Carol written by Charles Dickens and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A miser learns the true meaning of Christmas when three ghostly visitors review his past and foretell his future.

The Best Worst Christmas Present Ever

Author : Budge Wilson
Publisher : Scholastic Canada
ISBN 13 : 1443128252
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book The Best Worst Christmas Present Ever written by Budge Wilson and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This favourite tale of Christmas gone awry is now available for a new generation of readers! This year, Lorinda and her brother James want to buy their mother the best Christmas present ever. Lorinda has her eye on one very special item, but they'll need to come up with some brilliant money-making ideas if they want to get it in time for Christmas! Of course, nothing goes according to plan . . . but the siblings are determined to make this a holiday their mother will never forget. Young readers will identify with this familiar holiday dilemma, and delight in Lorinda and James's creative solution (not to mention all the bumps along the way). The Best Worst Christmas Present Ever is an earnest, uplifting story that will get kids in the holiday spirit at Christmas time -- and all year round!

Skipping Christmas

Author : John Grisham
Publisher : Dell
ISBN 13 : 9780440242574
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (425 download)

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Download or read book Skipping Christmas written by John Grisham and published by Dell. This book was released on 2004 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a year without Christmas. No crowded malls, no corny office parties, no fruitcakes, no unwanted presents.