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Download or read book Wallace & Gromit written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's up to inventor Wallace and his dog Gromit to help capture a monster-sized rabbit that is eating up the giant vegetables needed for a contest.
Book Synopsis The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World by : Joey Acker
Download or read book The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Book Synopsis The World's Scariest Jokebook by : John Byrne
Download or read book The World's Scariest Jokebook written by John Byrne and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2005-02-24 with total page 167 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of jokes about all things spooky and scary; including witches, ghosts, vampires, werewolves and other horrible creatures. Hundreds of original jokes and cartoons, as well as fun features and mad ads, all given the distinctive John Byrne treatment.
Book Synopsis Screaming with Laughter by : Michael Dahl
Download or read book Screaming with Laughter written by Michael Dahl and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about monsters, ghosts, and other scary things.
Book Synopsis The Rudest Joke Book in the World by : Gyles Daubeney Brandreth
Download or read book The Rudest Joke Book in the World written by Gyles Daubeney Brandreth and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Scary Book written by Thierry Dedieu and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A perfect blend of silly and scary, this oversized lift-the-flap board book shows children what's hiding inside some creepy creatures. Snakes, bats, and spiders aren't that frightening--but just wait till you see what they're like on the inside! This delightfully ghoulish book is filled to the brim with creatures perfect for some Halloween fun. Whether it's a big bad wolf or a skeletal ghost, each monster is hiding its really horrible side beneath a foldable flap. Lift the foldout on the crab to reveal sharp teeth and tentacle tongues or pull down the flap on the spider to discover its recently caught snacks. Thierry Dedieu's colorful illustrations bring humor and lightheartedness to many spine-chilling creatures. A perfect blend of silly and scary, this big board book helps kids overcome their worries with laughter. Encourage your children to embrace their spooky side with this Halloween treat!
Book Synopsis The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes by : McSweeney's
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Download or read book Creepy Carrots! written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this Caldecott Honor–winning picture book, The Twilight Zone comes to the carrot patch as a rabbit fears his favorite treats are out to get him. Includes audio! Jasper Rabbit loves carrots—especially Crackenhopper Field carrots. He eats them on the way to school. He eats them going to Little League. He eats them walking home. Until the day the carrots start following him...or are they? Celebrated artist Peter Brown’s stylish illustrations pair perfectly with Aaron Reynold’s text in this hilarious picture book that shows it’s all fun and games…until you get too greedy.
Book Synopsis The Spookiest Halloween Joke Book for Kids Fun and Scary Jokes for Children. by : Abdulrahman Ali
Download or read book The Spookiest Halloween Joke Book for Kids Fun and Scary Jokes for Children. written by Abdulrahman Ali and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-30 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: How did the glamorous ghost earn her living?A: She was a cover ghost!Q: How can you tell if a ghost is angry?A: It turns red!This fun & interactive joke book
Book Synopsis The Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book by : Allan Morrison
Download or read book The Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book written by Allan Morrison and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2009-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will go bananas with the Cheeky Wee Monkey Joke Book! With over 1,000 side-splitting jokes to choose from, the Cheekey Wee Monkey will keep you laughing for hours. There are animal jokes, silly jokes, scary jokes, cheeky jokes, s...kool jokes, knock knock jokes and jokes you definitely can't tell your granny. So go on, laugh yourself silly!
Book Synopsis The Biggest Book of Stupid Jokes in the Universe by : D. Mostyn
Download or read book The Biggest Book of Stupid Jokes in the Universe written by D. Mostyn and published by Constable. This book was released on 1998 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of the most stupid jokes ever invented, this book is part of a series of joke books which includes The Joke Museum, The Big Bad Joke Book, The Biggest Joke Book in the World, 1001 Knock Knock Jokes, and The Ultimate Book of Unforgettable Creepy Crawly Jokes.
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Joke Book by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Joke Book written by Francesca Simon and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!
Book Synopsis The Fun Book of Scary Stuff by : Emily Jenkins
Download or read book The Fun Book of Scary Stuff written by Emily Jenkins and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2015-08-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are lots of frightening things out there. Witches. Trolls. Sharks. The DARK! But nothing seems as scary once you turn on the light. In this hilarious picture book, a boy and his two dogs go through a list of all the things, both real and imagined, that make the hair on the backs of their necks stand on end-and come up with a clever way to face their fears.
Download or read book Minecraft Joke Book written by Mojang AB and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.
Book Synopsis Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids by : Sky Pony Press
Download or read book Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone appétit! What did the ghost wear to the party? A boo-tie! Belly Laugh Scary, Spooky Halloween Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious and spooky fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by creepy line drawings. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a spooky laugh button for added entertainment!
Book Synopsis Scary Jokes for Kids by : M. Prefontaine
Download or read book Scary Jokes for Kids written by M. Prefontaine and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-14 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scary jokes for youngsters which are ideal for gifts or halloween parties. Full of jokes about withches, ghosts, skeletons and all forms of monsters. It will encourage children to read and provide hours of fun for the whole family.
Book Synopsis When Poop Gets Stuck! by : Nathan Cameron
Download or read book When Poop Gets Stuck! written by Nathan Cameron and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-24 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody poops, and every child has weird, wild, and hilarious adventures with poop. Join Timmy and his family in one of the funniest stories as they encounter ridiculous, disgusting, epic turds that just will not move! This is the perfect children's book to combat the crushing news we receive every day. We don't need a teaching book right now. What we need is the sound of laughter, and smiles all around. This is the bedtime story that will put a smile on your child's face every night!