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Author : Mr. J
Publisher : Castle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780890098127
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (981 download)
Download or read book Giant Book of Dirty Jokes written by Mr. J and published by Castle Books. This book was released on 2013-01-31 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giant Book of Dirty Jokes is a collection of graphic, shocking, and especially funny jokes and anecdotes.
Author : Mr. J
Publisher : Trafalgar Square Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780006377849
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (778 download)
Download or read book The World's Best Dirty Jokes written by Mr. J and published by Trafalgar Square Publishing. This book was released on 1996-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether it’s the one about the elephant and the canary or the one about the travelling salesman and the farmer’s daughter, Mr J has gathered together the very best – the very funniest – from a large crop of dirty jokes.
Author : Mad Comedy
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781077124349
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (243 download)
Download or read book World's Dirtiest Jokes written by Mad Comedy and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-30 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Huge compendium of jokes so filthy, so offensive, so disturbing that this book has been BANNED ON CAMPUS! Millenial Workers A man was warned repeatedly about hiring lazy, know-it-all, crybaby millenials to work in his factory. But he remembered when he was young and just starting out, so he wanted to give them a chance. One morning, one of his tattooed millenials knocked on his office door. "Yes?" he said. "Boss, I have a problem," she said. "What is it?" the boss asked. "Well, I don't think it's appropriate that we test our products on animals. It's cruel." "I realize your generation is very sensitive to these things," the boss said thoughtfully. "But we have to ensure our products are safe before we sell them to consumers. Shampoo companies test on animals, cosmetic companies test on animals. It's a very common practice." "But Boss, we make dildoes!" she exclaimed. Medical Problem A man says to his doctor, "You gotta help me, doc!" The doctor says, "What's your problem?" The guy replies, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole', so I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work, I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife, who gives me a blow job during the ride to work." The doctor raises his eyebrows. The man continues, "Once I get to work, I do some work, but after about two hours, I go into the photocopy room and haveit off with the one of the young male interns in the office. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking. Later in the afternoon, I give it to the boss's wife, long and hard." The doctor's mouth falls open. The man continues, "Then I go home and slip the maid a few inches, and then at night I give the missus another screw." "Oh, I see," said the doctor, trying to maintain his composure. "But what exactly is your problem?" The man says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."
Author : Mr. K
Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806521268
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (212 download)
Download or read book Dirty Joke Book written by Mr. K and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2001-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The scores of new jokes in this volume are way too dirty and offensive to be repeated here. Author Mr. "K" offers a variety of filthy, furiously funny, and totally tasteless jokes. Buy this book and become the life of any party -- or get kicked out of it!
Author : Doogie Horner
Publisher : Quirk Books
ISBN 13 : 1594744688
Total Pages : 147 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (947 download)
Download or read book Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know written by Doogie Horner and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate collection of racy, ribald, and downright hilarious humor that makes a great gift! This pocket-sized compendium of the crude and coarse contains all the jokes a man needs to crack wise. From the suggestive to the salacious, this book compiles the greatest dirty jokes of all time, including: • The One about the Factory Worker Who Made Love with a Pickle Slicer • The One about the Flea, the Flight Attendant, and the Airplane Restroom • The One about Father O’Mally’s Sunday Night Bath • The One about the Cowboy and the Lesbian
Author : Mike Oxbent
Publisher : Ulysses Press
ISBN 13 : 9781569755815
Total Pages : 279 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (558 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book written by Mike Oxbent and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2007-02-14 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT! World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk. When does a Cub become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Because tits don't have eyes. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's black and crispy and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc. What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. How is a fat girl like a unicycle? They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.
Author : Mad Comedy
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781721894871
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (948 download)
Download or read book World's Greatest Dirty Jokes 2018 written by Mad Comedy and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-06-25 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge." Outrageous, offensive, and undeniably funny, this collection of hundreds of the dirtiest, raunchiest, nastiest jokes ever compiled is sure to leave you rolling in laughter. One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when he noticed, down an embankment, a naked man tied to a large tree. The hiker ran to the man, and while removing his backpack, asked, "What happened to you?" The tied-up man began to tell him, "I picked up a hitchhiker and a few miles down the road he pulled a gun on me. He told me to pull over and took my car, my money, and all of my clothes. Then he tied me up to this tree." The hiker unzipped his fly and said, "Boy, this just isn't your day, is it?"
Author : Lynne Truss
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101218290
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (12 download)
Download or read book Eats, Shoots & Leaves written by Lynne Truss and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-04-12 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all know the basics of punctuation. Or do we? A look at most neighborhood signage tells a different story. Through sloppy usage and low standards on the internet, in email, and now text messages, we have made proper punctuation an endangered species. In Eats, Shoots & Leaves, former editor Lynne Truss dares to say, in her delightfully urbane, witty, and very English way, that it is time to look at our commas and semicolons and see them as the wonderful and necessary things they are. This is a book for people who love punctuation and get upset when it is mishandled. From the invention of the question mark in the time of Charlemagne to George Orwell shunning the semicolon, this lively history makes a powerful case for the preservation of a system of printing conventions that is much too subtle to be mucked about with.
Author : Mr. "P."
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)
Download or read book The World's Best Yiddish Dirty Jokes written by Mr. "P." and published by . This book was released on 1984 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jason S Jones
Publisher : Han Global Trading Pte Limited
ISBN 13 : 9781702915786
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (157 download)
Download or read book Naughty Adult Joke Book written by Jason S Jones and published by Han Global Trading Pte Limited. This book was released on 2020-10 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #NSFW Make Sure No One Is Watching Behind You! Why is a vagina similar to bad weather? Once it wets, you have to go in. A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book: Dirty, Slutty, Funny Jokes that Broke the Censors, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The book's chapters sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two chapters, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting. Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this book will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kickstart a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this book. Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Reading jokes works like reading any other kind of literature; the more you read, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive. To that end, it is hoped that this book will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look forward to speaking with. You will also teach others around you to initiate the change that you have just initiated. Overall, reading these jokes is certainly going to make you feel better and in control of what happens in and around you. Act now by reading this special book today and begin the movement that turns around the lives of people with humor! Inside this book you will find: - Age-appropriate jokes - A vast collection of long jokes that provide context to make them relatable to the readers - The most interesting collection of short jokes that makes them easy to read on the go - The most well-ordered compilation of adult humor jokes - Some of the most humorous jokes you want to tell your friends - A list of some of the most good-natured jokes, none is trashy or disgusting - Some of the most all-inclusive jokes that cross the boundaries of race, color, sexual orientation, religion, and, other demarcations - Some of the most simple-worded jokes to promote understanding across the audience spectrum - The most easy-worded jokes that promote memory, so you can tell them to your friends Start Cumming Laughing Today By Clicking The "BUY NOW" Button
Author : Mr J
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 9780345286581
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (865 download)
Download or read book World's Best Dirty Jokes written by Mr J and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1979-12-01 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Eileen Pollack
Publisher : Four Way Books
ISBN 13 : 1945588152
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (455 download)
Download or read book The Bible of Dirty Jokes written by Eileen Pollack and published by Four Way Books . This book was released on 2018-03-06 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Ketzel WeinrachÕs beloved brother Potsie goes missing in Las Vegas, she not only must try to find him, she must confront her familyÕs shady history and their ties to the legendary Jewish mob, Murder, Inc., as well as her troubling relationship to her cousin Perry (who runs a strip club on the outskirts of Vegas), her long and apparently not-so-loving marriage to her recently departed husband Morty Tittelman (a self-styled professor of dirty jokes and erotic folklore), and her own failed career as a stand-up comic.
Author : Mr. J
Publisher : Harpercollins Pub Limited
ISBN 13 : 9780006380764
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (87 download)
Download or read book Still More World's Best Dirty Jokes written by Mr. J and published by Harpercollins Pub Limited. This book was released on 1998-02-01 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583099
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Author : Platinum Press
Publisher : Pocket Books
ISBN 13 : 9781416589990
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (899 download)
Download or read book Filthy Dirty Jokes written by Platinum Press and published by Pocket Books. This book was released on 2008-09-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS BOOK IS BETTER THAN SEX WITH A VIRGIN -- IT WON'T BE OFFENDED IF YOU LAUGH AT IT! Is your mind in the gutter? Then congratulations -- you're guaranteed to enjoy the totally tasteless humor of FILTHY DIRTY JOKES! Nothing and no one is sacred in this crass collection of over-the-top jokes about Bosses Husbands & Wives Golf Old People Doctors Lawyers Animals Stupid People Viagra Politics Religion Kids Drunks ...And more! So check your political correctness at the door, and see how low you can go with Filthy Dirty Jokes
Author : Don Shaw
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781691681983
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (819 download)
Download or read book 300 Best Jokes for Adults Only written by Don Shaw and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to Find a Ginormous Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes for Adults? Then Keep Reading ... We all love a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about police, blondes, golf, office, marriage, and the things we all do in our bedrooms. Some of us spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes or even yo mama and dad jokes, etc. Thus, one collection of jokes can't satisfy everyone. In this book I combined a wide variety of topics. I wanted everyone to be able to find something very funny and, of course, dirty. Hence it says "FOR ADULTS ONLY" on the cover. In this funny collection of jokes for adults, you will discover: 300 hilarious and witty puns, short and long stories, dialogues, and one-liners for men, women, grandpas, and grandmas Jokes without profanity - just in case someone under the age of 18 finds this book Silly questions and riddles to have fun with your friends and spouses Tons of best medicine for you (laughter) Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will love to get this book as a present for any holiday, including their birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, and so on. They will gladly read it on vacation, in the hospital, waiting room, airport, during the long car, bus, train, or airplane trip. It's also a fun bathroom reader! Finally, this book is a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get an entertaining read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!
Author : L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781535541541
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (415 download)
Download or read book 100+ Dirty Jokes written by L. O. L. Funny Jokes Club and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-30 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny & Uncensored Dirty Jokes for Adults! Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body?Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today! 100+ funny dirty jokes for adults Silly and hilarious jokes, comedy, and humor Lots of funny jokes and entertainment With this MASSIVE collection of dirty jokes for adults you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book. Dirty Jokes for Adults! Sex jokes Blonde jokes Divorce jokes Men and Women jokes Private parts jokes 100+ funny and hilarious dirty jokes! The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all! Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!
