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Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.) by : Hardpress
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.) written by Hardpress and published by Hardpress Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 214 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
Book Synopsis The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume VII) by : Various
Download or read book The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume VII) written by Various and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-20 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume VII): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII by : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and published by Litres. This book was released on 2021-01-18 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America; by : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America; written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and published by Wentworth Press. This book was released on 2019-02-25 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work. This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work. As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Book Synopsis Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII (of X) by :
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Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America in Ten Volumes by : CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America in Ten Volumes written by CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-08-18 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of literature attempts to compile many of the classic, timeless works that have stood the test of time and offer them at a reduced, affordable price, in an attractive volume so that everyone can enjoy them.
Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America by : Various
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America written by Various and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BREITMANN AND THE TURNERS BY CHARLES GODFREY LELAND Hans Breitmann choined de ToornersNovemper in de fall, Und dey gifed a boostin' benderAll in de Toorner Hall.Dere coomed de whole GesangvereinMit der Liederlich Aepfel Chor, Und dey blowed on de drooms und stroomed on de fifesTill dey couldn't refife no more. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners, Dey all set oop some shouts, Dey took'd him into deir Toorner Hall, Und poots him a course of shprouts, Dey poots him on de barrell-hell parsUnd shtands him oop on his head, Und dey poomps de beer mit an enchine hoseIn his mout' dill he's 'pout half tead! Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners;-Dey make shimnastig dricks;He stoot on de middle of de floor, Und put oop a fifdy-six.Und den he trows it to de roof, Und schwig off a treadful trink: De veight coom toomple pack on his headt, Und py shinks! he didn't vink! Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners: -Mein Gott! how dey drinked und shworeDere vas Schwabians und Tyrolers, Und Bavarians by de score.Some vellers coomed from de Rheinland, Und Frankfort-on-de-Main, Boot dere vas only von Sharman dere, Und he vas a Holstein Dane. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners, Mit a Limpurg' cheese he coom;Ven he open de box it schmell so loudtIt knock de musik doomb.Ven de Deutschers kit de flavor, It coorl de haar on dere head;Boot dere vas dwo Amerigans dere;Und, py tam! it kilt dem dead! Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners;De ladies coomed in to see;Dey poot dem in de blace for de gals, All in der gal-lerie.Dey ashk: "Vhere ish der Breitmann?"And dey dremple mit awe and fearVen dey see him schwingen py de toes, A trinken lager bier. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners: -I dells you vot py tam!Dey sings de great Urbummellied: De holy Sharman psalm.Und ven dey kits to de gorusYou ought to hear dem dramp!It scared der Teufel down belowTo hear de Dootchmen stamp. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners: -By Donner! it vas grand, Vhen de whole of dem goes a valkin'Und dancin' on dere hand, Mit de veet all wavin' in de air, Gottstausend! vot a dricks!Dill der Breitmann fall und dey all go downShoost like a row of bricks. Hans Breitmann choined de Toorners, Dey lay dere in a heap, And slept dill de early sonnen shineCome in at de window creep;And de preeze it vake dem from deir dream, And dey go to kit deir feed: Here hat' dis song an Ende-Das ist
Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America, in Ten Volumes, Vol. VII by : Marshall P. Wilder
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, in Ten Volumes, Vol. VII written by Marshall P. Wilder and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-20 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume VIII) by : Various
Download or read book The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume VIII) written by Various and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-20 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume VIII): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America Volume 7 by : Marshall P. 1859-1915 Wilder
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America Volume 7 written by Marshall P. 1859-1915 Wilder and published by Palala Press. This book was released on 2016-05-03 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This work has been selected by scholars as being culturally important, and is part of the knowledge base of civilization as we know it. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. Therefore, you will see the original copyright references, library stamps (as most of these works have been housed in our most important libraries around the world), and other notations in the work.This work is in the public domain in the United States of America, and possibly other nations. Within the United States, you may freely copy and distribute this work, as no entity (individual or corporate) has a copyright on the body of the work.As a reproduction of a historical artifact, this work may contain missing or blurred pages, poor pictures, errant marks, etc. Scholars believe, and we concur, that this work is important enough to be preserved, reproduced, and made generally available to the public. We appreciate your support of the preservation process, and thank you for being an important part of keeping this knowledge alive and relevant.
Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) by : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 7 (Classic Reprint) by : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 7 (Classic Reprint) written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and published by Forgotten Books. This book was released on 2016-09-16 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 7 The first night assignment Francis Holt received from his city editor was in these words: Mr. Holt, you will cover the Tenderloin to-night. Mr. Fetner, who usually covers it, will explain what there is to do. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) by : Hardpress
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) written by Hardpress and published by Hardpress Publishing. This book was released on 2016-06-23 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
Book Synopsis The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume I) by : Various
Download or read book The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume I) written by Various and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-20 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume I): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
Book Synopsis The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 9 (Classic Reprint) by : Marshall Pinckney Wilder
Download or read book The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 9 (Classic Reprint) written by Marshall Pinckney Wilder and published by Forgotten Books. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excerpt from The Wit and Humor of America, Vol. 9 They all climbed up on a high board-fence Nine little Goblins, with green-glass eyes Nine little Goblins that had no sense, And couldn't tell coppers from cold mince pies; And they all climbed up on the fence, and sat And I asked them what they were staring at. And the first one said, as he scratched his head With a queer little arm that reached out of his ear And rasped its claws in his hair so red This is What this little arm is fer! And he scratched and stared, and the next one said How on earth do you scratch your head? And he laughed like the screech of a rusty hinge Laughed and laughed till his face grew black; And when he choked, with a final twinge Of his stifling laughter, he thumped his back With a fist that grew on the end of his tail Till the breath came back to his lips so pale. And the third little Goblin leered round at me And there were no lids on his eyes at all And he clucked one eye, and he says, says he, What is the style of your socks this fall? And he clapped his heels - and I sighed to see That he had hands where his feet should be. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
Book Synopsis The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume IV) by : Various
Download or read book The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume IV) written by Various and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-20 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume IV): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
Book Synopsis The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume V) by : Various
Download or read book The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume V) written by Various and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-20 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wit And Humor Of America (Volume V): Edited By Marshall P. Wilder (Library Edition) This book is a result of an effort made by us towards making a contribution to the preservation and repair of original classic literature. In an attempt to preserve, improve and recreate the original content, we have worked towards: 1. Type-setting & Reformatting: The complete work has been re-designed via professional layout, formatting and type-setting tools to re-create the same edition with rich typography, graphics, high quality images, and table elements, giving our readers the feel of holding a 'fresh and newly' reprinted and/or revised edition, as opposed to other scanned & printed (Optical Character Recognition - OCR) reproductions. 2. Correction of imperfections: As the work was re-created from the scratch, therefore, it was vetted to rectify certain conventional norms with regard to typographical mistakes, hyphenations, punctuations, blurred images, missing content/pages, and/or other related subject matters, upon our consideration. Every attempt was made to rectify the imperfections related to omitted constructs in the original edition via other references. However, a few of such imperfections which could not be rectified due to intentional\unintentional omission of content in the original edition, were inherited and preserved from the original work to maintain the authenticity and construct, relevant to the work. We believe that this work holds historical, cultural and/or intellectual importance in the literary works community, therefore despite the oddities, we accounted the work for print as a part of our continuing effort towards preservation of literary work and our contribution towards the development of the society as a whole, driven by our beliefs. We are grateful to our readers for putting their faith in us and accepting our imperfections with regard to preservation of the historical content. HAPPY READING!
