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The Ungettable Joke

Author : Dave Squires
Publisher : UngettableJoke.com
ISBN 13 : 0615438032
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (154 download)

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Download or read book The Ungettable Joke written by Dave Squires and published by UngettableJoke.com. This book was released on 2011-01-16 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SThe Ungettable Joke is told in retrospect by two guys who were drawn into extraordinary circumstances. Individually, they are exposed to supernatural experiences which drive them to hit the road, one to escape, the other to seek the source of the experiences. These experiences seem to confirm a theory about an ungettable Joke developed by Dave, an engineer and NASA contractor. At an apparent chance meeting at a roadside diner, Dave explains his personal theories on humor and the ungettable joke to Bill, a high school math teacher. They wonder whether they have been pushed together by greater forces to discover the ultimate joke, a joke so funny that everyone laughs, but no one knows why. The main characters don "t have long to consider this question. The greater forces at work evidently don "t want them to discover the ungettable joke by sitting around and talking about it. Supernatural events continue to force the characters into action and an adventure they might prefer to avoid. They seek aid from an eccentric college professor, an archeologist who tells the story of an ancient Indian tribe, the Chimchuk, whose culture revered humor above all else. The professor, who seems to have an agenda of his own, is interested in a Chimchuk symbolic inscription Dave and Bill obtained. He is also obsessed with a certain Chimchuk artifact -- an amulet made in three pieces. The professor possesses only one piece, his enemy another, and the third is missing. The professor's enemy is a man who appears to be the leader of a cult that is based on Chimchuk culture. He claims to have special powers, drawn from his piece of the amulet, and convinces his followers that he can channel the spirit of the original crafter of the amulet, the great Chimchuk shaman and head joke-teller, Manash. Underlying the main plot, Dave is engaged to be married very soon, and the FBI has become involved due to suspected illicit drug activity in the Chimchuk cult. The interests of all concerned converge at a small town at the entrance to the Giant Sequoia National Park. There, the amulet, the cult, the FBI, and the pursuit of the ungettable joke come together in a Chimchuk cultural festival. The cult leaders at the festival intend to demonstrate the power of the amulet to the new Chimchuk nation. The wild scene and conclusion that follows reveal the realities behind the events, history, and meaning of all that took place, and points to a link between science and faith, seen and unseen, and what humor has to do with it.

Finding Dory: The Unforgettable Joke Book

Author : Disney Book Group
Publisher : Disney Electronic Content
ISBN 13 : 1484790197
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (847 download)

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Download or read book Finding Dory: The Unforgettable Joke Book written by Disney Book Group and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2016-05-17 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dory goes head over tail for a good joke! This hilarious book includes more than 100 fin-slapping good jokes from Nemo, Marlin, and many other funny fish!

The Biggest Book of Stupid Jokes in the Universe

Author : D. Mostyn
Publisher : Constable
ISBN 13 : 9781854876324
Total Pages : 384 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (763 download)

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Download or read book The Biggest Book of Stupid Jokes in the Universe written by D. Mostyn and published by Constable. This book was released on 1998 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of the most stupid jokes ever invented, this book is part of a series of joke books which includes The Joke Museum, The Big Bad Joke Book, The Biggest Joke Book in the World, 1001 Knock Knock Jokes, and The Ultimate Book of Unforgettable Creepy Crawly Jokes.

No Joke

Author : Ruth R. Wisse
Publisher : Princeton University Press
ISBN 13 : 0691149461
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (911 download)

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Download or read book No Joke written by Ruth R. Wisse and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2013-06-02 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No detailed description available for "No Joke".

Jokes for the Gunmen

Author : Mazen Maarouf
Publisher : Granta Books
ISBN 13 : 1846276691
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (462 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for the Gunmen written by Mazen Maarouf and published by Granta Books. This book was released on 2019-01-03 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LONGLISTED FOR THE INTERNATIONAL MAN BOOKER PRIZE 2019 A brilliant collection of fictions in the vein of Roald Dahl, Etgar Keret and Amy Hempel. These are stories of what the world looks like from a child's pure but sometimes vengeful or muddled perspective. These are stories of life in a war zone, life peppered by surreal mistakes, tragic accidents and painful encounters. These are stories of fantasist matadors, lost limbs and perplexed voyeurs. This is a collection about sex, death and the all-important skill of making life into a joke. These are unexpected stories by a very fresh voice. These stories are unforgettable.

THE UNFORGETTABLE MEMORY

Author : ANEESH SONKAR
Publisher : BlueRose Publishers
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 271 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book THE UNFORGETTABLE MEMORY written by ANEESH SONKAR and published by BlueRose Publishers. This book was released on 2020-04-23 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is based on a story about the unforgettable and golden memory of the school time. That time starts from kindergarten to high school. The most important thing is that he still remembers his first class of the kindergarten. This is not about to study, this is about getting more enjoyment and funwith their friends. This is about to enjoy happy and bad moment within heavy restriction of rules and regulation of the school time. A lot of rules had been made to control in the discipline but they all gets failed. This book is narrated by Arnie who study in Sant Augustine day school, a co-ed school, starting from lower kindergarten to high school with his four friends Andy, Aarya, Shail, &Vincy. Arnie has a girl whose name is Nia who came in the last and Andy has a friend in girls whose name Myra. He has a different love story, but he realized in the last when he gone from the school. The same case happens with Arnie too. But whatever time they spend together, they never forget. Arnie spent most enjoyable and funny moments with their friends who study with him in that school. He remembers his first day in the kindergarten to last day of high school where he spends the quality time with their friends and classmates, including girls, and along with his sibling. He and his friend are average or below average student in the class. They never serious about their study, always depends on their friends who comes in single queue as per their enrolment no. in every examination. And still they enjoy a lot in the examination hall too. They do the lots of notorious things in the school which are unbearable. They all punish a lost but still save sometimes. They always try to hide those entire notorious things from their family, but they fail too. Their family becomes so rude on their notorious things. Due to these notorious thing, Arnie and his friends become famous in the school.

Unforgettable

Author : Linda Cajio
Publisher : Loveswept
ISBN 13 : 0307798976
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Unforgettable written by Linda Cajio and published by Loveswept. This book was released on 2013-03-11 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this sultry tale of passion, Linda Cajio reveals how sometimes lust can lead to love. A seducer of countless women, James Farraday likes a challenge. He’s known the elegant, spirited Anne Kitteridge all his life, and has crossed paths with her at polo matches many times. Truth be told, he’s secretly wanted to sleep with the sexy veterinarian for years. But lately Anne has kept him at arm’s length. Undeterred, James devises a plan to get close—close enough to turn on his magnetic charms so that she will have no choice but to fall into his tight embrace. Refusing to be just another conquest, Anne resolved long ago to ignore James’s broad shoulders and blazing blue eyes. So when James hires her to care for his prize-winning horse, Anne sees the proposition as nothing more than a business deal. But Anne soon discovers that she cannot help but be drawn to the soft soul hidden beneath James’s bad-boy demeanor. Still, this handsome rogue has a record of breaking hearts. Can Anne risk becoming a casualty of love? Includes a special message from the editor, as well as excerpts from these Loveswept titles: The Notorious Lady Anne, Along Came Trouble, and Strictly Business.

The Unforgettable

Author : ,Dr. Z
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 51 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (896 download)

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Download or read book The Unforgettable written by ,Dr. Z and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2024-05-10 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is part 1 of a collection of stories loosely based on real world events. A different journey starts with our protagonist at a low point of his life, and in this book, we follow along to meet the people he does and see in which direction his life goes--if he becomes the hero he desires or falls into his habits.

The Unforgettable Family

Author : Bailey Ziehmer
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 154621352X
Total Pages : 303 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (462 download)

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Download or read book The Unforgettable Family written by Bailey Ziehmer and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the last book of The Unforgettable Series, Bailey and Damon finally have a chance at settling down and starting the family theyve always wanted. But as quickly as paradise starts, its taken away from them when a new, or rather old, enemy comes knocking on their door. Once again theyre thrown back into the world of the supernatural, this time fighting family. A war is coming, one where the dead rise and blood is spilled. Will Damon and Bailey be able to fight their enemies, and themselves, once again and keep their family safe? Or will the universe finally win and take one of them away?

The Unforgettable Vampire

Author : Bailey Ziehmer
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1524603325
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (246 download)

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Download or read book The Unforgettable Vampire written by Bailey Ziehmer and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2016-04-15 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In The Unforgettable Vampire, you meet Bailey Chase, an eighteen-year-old girl who lives with her alcoholic dad. They just moved to Williams, Arizona, where Bailey expected a new start and a new life. Sadly, at first, she doesnt get her wish. Her dad is still an alcoholic, and her mother is dead. The worst part is she has had to up and leave all her friends. When Bailey meets Damon Jackson, it isnt love at first sight. And when Bailey finds out what he is and what the town is full of, she instantly draws more attached to the town. Damon is the bad boy of the town, the one most girls throw themselves at, but Damon wont let them in. Bailey and Damon end up discovering theyre more alike than they thought, and their friendship turns into something more. You soon find that Damon is an uncontrollable monster, according to his brother, Steven Jackson. Though Damon may try to fight it and others may not believe it, Bailey ends up being the one thing Damon needs: a friend, a lover, and an unforgettable angel.

The Unforgettable Photograph

Author : George Lange
Publisher : Workman Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 0761178716
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (611 download)

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Download or read book The Unforgettable Photograph written by George Lange and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2013-09-10 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Renowned photographer George Lange’s work is guided by one simple truth: An unforgettable photograph is not about what the subject looks like, but what it feels like. In this entirely new kind of photography guide, written by Mr. Lange and Scott Mowbray, magazine editor and longtime amateur photographer, the rest of us will learn how to take photographs that don’t just document life but celebrate it. No fancy equipment required. Just hundreds of simple, inspiring ideas and lessons—each one illustrated with a photograph—organized around the six essential principles of seeing like a photographer. (Here’s one: Shoot the Moment, Not the Subject.) Here’s why to shoot in natural light—always. The fun of putting babies in surprising places. How to get intimate with food. Using a dramatic sky as your backdrop. The benefit of learning to know the light in every room of your house. Shooting hands or feet instead of faces. How to move past the “I was here” postcard effect. How to catch the in-between moments. Because in the end, it’s about living the moment, shooting the moment—and being in the moment forever.

Books Children Love (Revised Edition)

Author : Elizabeth Laraway Wilson
Publisher : Crossway
ISBN 13 : 1433516349
Total Pages : 542 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (335 download)

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Download or read book Books Children Love (Revised Edition) written by Elizabeth Laraway Wilson and published by Crossway. This book was released on 2002-10-30 with total page 542 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A love for reading is one of the most precious gifts that we can give children. It nurtures their imagination and creativity, lets them explore other worlds, and opens their minds to new truths and knowledge in appealing, inspiring ways. But how can we sort through thousands of children's books to discover the really worthwhile ones? Elizabeth Wilson offers us a newly revised, comprehensive guide to the very best in children's literature. Just as in the original volume, she comments on the tone and content of excellently written, captivating books in over two dozen subject areas. Hundreds of new titles have been added while retaining timeless classics and modern favorites-all of which respect traditional values. So that no matter what the children's ages are or whether they love fact or fiction, you can trust these books to share things that you can believe in and kids will delight in.

Least of My Brothers

Author : Nicole Alexander
Publisher : Archway Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1665740213
Total Pages : 291 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (657 download)

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Download or read book Least of My Brothers written by Nicole Alexander and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2023-04-16 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Luv Guv: I totally get the mountain you created, walking each step of your daily COVID briefings with you, anticipating and coaching from my love of football, SCUBA Diving, Sea Captain and School of Hard Knocks experiences. I boldly critique your presentations as if you are a Divemaster. Please pardon, but my ideas oft preceded your daily briefings. Sharing this with my long-time friend and confidant via email, we joke, “Just Solving All The World’s Problems on Paper”. Home during Shelter-In-Place, I finally finish writing novels. You are positively portrayed except for our dads’ brash talk, a literary device I created to show New Yorkers, even politicians, are not that different from Midwestern farmers. Don’t worry, no one takes anything Dads say about daughter’s potential boyfriends seriously. As a Bible student, consider that Dad faults King David, a nearly perfect man in God’s eyes. Yes, of David and Goliath fame. On morning strolls on Heaven’s outskirts, your dad, the illustrious former Governor, finds my dad who eked his way into Heaven on a loophole I found. In my overactive imagination, our dads talk about our mutual single status. Your dad is intrigued by my ability to talk smack, my figure (always a strength), my brain (particularly in governance), and my knowledge of Football. They meddle, using Divine Intervention Tricks to help us together solve the COVID Crisis. Singles whether city or country, across the entire universe endure matchmaking. Despite all the hoopla and uproar, more unites us all than separates, excluding elitist greed and fear mongering designed to distract and separate Average Americans from money and opportunity. That gets me started down many rabbit holes and frequent laments “Where Have All The Heroes Gone?” P.S, I withhold judgment on your “The Boyfriend” take. I’ve learned to observe these things first.

The Unforgettable Walk

Author : Rounak Sidharth
Publisher : Booksclinic Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9388855485
Total Pages : 126 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (888 download)

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Download or read book The Unforgettable Walk written by Rounak Sidharth and published by Booksclinic Publishing. This book was released on 2019-03-09 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life and Love has turned to be like a morning walk. on the very first step, we feel so much motivated, in the middle we are highly energetic but a time comes when we either plan to make it unforgettable or to give up... What should Ritika do? Ritika falls in love with Rahul, who is a nerd from prosperous family. Initially, they both were very happy, but as the days passed, the sudden presence of Reshma caused a misunderstanding in this love... but was it the end of the story? Was it a love triangle? Or there was something inside the story? Have you ever imagined a triangle turning to a single line and then to a single point... Reshma started ruling between the feeling and finally it became an Unforgettable walk of Ritika's life...! Was it love? Was it revenge? In this story, Who will win... Ritika, Reshma, Rahul, love or revenge?

The Unforgettable Journey

Author :
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1434967913
Total Pages : 198 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (349 download)

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Download or read book The Unforgettable Journey written by and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Unforgettable Journey

Author : Clement A. Sinclair
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 : 148091214X
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (89 download)

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Download or read book The Unforgettable Journey written by Clement A. Sinclair and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2016-12-12 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Unforgettable Journey by Clement A. Sinclair Who: climbed over hills and valleys Who: was faced with difficult days Who: was victimized on many occasions Who: was burned by fire Who: crossed many rivers Who: saw the beating of his mom Who: suffered the hands of employers Who: was belittled by his teacher Who: was marked for death Whose: house was riddled with bullets Who: had to run for his life Whose: documents were destroyed by INS Who was cheated on, by his attorneys, but glory to God, has made it through fire and trails and is still alive.

The Unforgettable Season

Author : Gordon H. Fleming
Publisher : U of Nebraska Press
ISBN 13 : 9780803269224
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (692 download)

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Download or read book The Unforgettable Season written by Gordon H. Fleming and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 2006-03-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of Sports Illustrated?s top 100 sports books of all-time The 1908 National League pennant race was without question the most exciting and dramatic battle of all time. Three teams, the Giants, the Cubs, and the Pirates, battled from start to finish, concluding the season with just one game separating them in the standings. The story of this race is like a Hall of Fame sprung to life, including John McGraw, Christy Mathewson, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance, Mordecai ?Three Finger? Brown, and Honus Wagner. Yet the one name that truly stands out belongs to a young Giant rookie, Fred Merkle. His base-running blunder in a key game between the Giants and the Cubs cost the New Yorkers the pennant through an entirely unforeseeable set of circumstances that set off a near-riot in New York. More than mere history, The Unforgettable Season uses a judicious selection of newspaper stories to recreate the unforgettable season through the eyes and florid language of sportswriters of the day. With no film, TV, or radio accounts of the game to cloud readers' minds with facts, the newspaper writers had free reign to invent and embellish the larger-than-life figures and events of 1908. It is their efforts that make this book often unintentionally hilarious and unforgettable.