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The Undead Ate My Head

Author : Ethan Nahte
Publisher : Yard Dog Press
ISBN 13 : 9781945941061
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book The Undead Ate My Head written by Ethan Nahte and published by Yard Dog Press. This book was released on 2017-05-13 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Undead, Living Dead, Zombie or Ghoul--whichever description one chooses, it all boils down (and sloughs off) to the basic fact that you can't keep a smelly, creepy, cannibalistic thing down. They're coming for you. Ethan Nahte, author of "Bubbas, Barbarians and Yumbies...Oh My!" in Bubbas of the Apocalypse: A Stitch in Time Saves None (Yard Dog Press, 2010), digs up more vicious tales of the Undead in this collection of five short stories and a novella. Dark comedy comes out of some deep recess in two stories from the Bubbas of the Apocalypse world as the intoxicating "Flaming Yumbie" will teach you how to create your own bubba brew or you can lend a hand--or your entire arm--as a battle of the zombie sexes sparks to life in "He Grumbled, She Bitched." The spread of disease is brought about in a horrifying campfire yarn in "The Circle of Death" as European explorers first visit the Amazon. The zombie satire "Attack of the Bumbies" has truly unusual Undead overrunning Great Britain, making their BBC News cameo when things take a turn for the worst. The fall of Memphis and a sweet tooth sets the "Twinkie Trap" for a group of zombie apocalypse survivors in a battle to see who gets to enjoy the creamy center. Roadkill proves toxic in "Hillbilly Hell" when a group of lost students discover a dilapidated theme park is much scarier than any rickety rollercoaster ride. Run, fight or trip your best friend to let him become zombie munchies while you escape. Because, if you get caught, you'll soon be groaning The Undead Ate My Head.

I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus

Author : S.G. Browne
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476708738
Total Pages : 175 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Download or read book I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping...he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice....

The Undead and Theology

Author : Kim Paffenroth
Publisher : Wipf and Stock Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1610978757
Total Pages : 297 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book The Undead and Theology written by Kim Paffenroth and published by Wipf and Stock Publishers. This book was released on 2012-09-21 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The academy and pop culture alike recognize the great symbolic and teaching value of the undead, whether vampires, zombies, or other undead or living-dead creatures. This has been explored variously from critiques of consumerism and racism, through explorations of gender and sexuality, to consideration of the breakdown of the nuclear family. Most academic examinations of the undead have been undertaken from the perspectives of philosophy and political theory, but another important avenue of exploration comes through theology. Through the vampire, the zombie, the Golem, and Cenobites, contributors address a variety of theological issues by way of critical reflection on the divine and the sacred in popular culture through film, television, graphic novels, and literature.

A Zombie Ate My Homework (Project Z #1)

Author : Tommy Greenwald
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338305948
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (383 download)

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Download or read book A Zombie Ate My Homework (Project Z #1) written by Tommy Greenwald and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government zombie project -- but now can he survive human elementary school? From the hilarious mind behind the Crimebiters series comes a new trilogy that fans of The Last Kids on Earth will love to pieces (literally). Arnold Z. Ombee has escaped a secret government lab that's developing zombies. Young, scared, and alone, he is found by the Kinders, a warmhearted couple who take him in. The Kinders decide Arnold will become part of their family. They help him disguise his undead appearance and teach him how to act like a human boy. After a lot of practice, he's ready for the ultimate test: Fifth grade!

The Unwanted Undead Adventurer: Volume 1

Author : Yu Okano
Publisher : J-Novel Club
ISBN 13 : 1718321007
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (183 download)

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Download or read book The Unwanted Undead Adventurer: Volume 1 written by Yu Okano and published by J-Novel Club. This book was released on 2018-05-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rentt Faina, a twenty-five-year-old adventurer, has been hacking away at monsters for a decade. However, without much talent for the job, Rentt finds himself stuck hunting slimes and goblins for meager amounts of coin every day. Little does he know, all this is about to change when he comes across a seemingly undiscovered path in the Water Moon Dungeon. What awaits him at the end of the path, however, is neither treasure nor riches, but a legendary dragon that wastes no time swallowing him whole! Waking up a short time later, Rentt finds himself not quite dead, but not very alive either— He is nothing more than a pile of bones! Armed with nothing but his trusty sword, tool belt, and ghoulish new looks, Rentt sets off on his quest as a newly reborn skeleton to achieve Existential Evolution, hoping to one day return to civilization with a more human form. Will Rentt succeed, or will the dungeon consume him for the rest of his un-death...?

A Vampire Trilogy: Harbors of the Undead

Author : N.E. Tovell
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1462009301
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book A Vampire Trilogy: Harbors of the Undead written by N.E. Tovell and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2011-05-18 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world is a dangerous place for Delbeth Sitric. Protected by her vampire father and tempered by her faerie/human mother, Delbeth is an immortal blend that the Croatian Tribunal has condemned to extinction. She is caught between two worlds: the human teenager who wants to attend prom, and the vampire/faerie who is destined to change immortal life. For now, however, she must concentrate on staying alive. In this coming of age fantasy, Delbeth goes to Ireland seeking safety in the Celtic world from the political forces that would exterminate vampire blends like her. However, she becomes part of the Celtic mythology when she weds her protector and shares his destiny.

The Zombies that Ate the World

Author : Jerry Frissen
Publisher : Humanoids, Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9781594650833
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (58 download)

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Download or read book The Zombies that Ate the World written by Jerry Frissen and published by Humanoids, Incorporated. This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A zombie spoof featuring a group of friends on their journey to start a little business of their own...zombie catchers!

Better Off Undead

Author : DD Barant
Publisher : St. Martin's Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 1429995726
Total Pages : 333 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Better Off Undead written by DD Barant and published by St. Martin's Paperbacks. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Better Off Undead, Book 4 in The Bloodhound Files, DD Barant takes Jace farther than ever before ... and the result is "A stellar addition to an already outstanding series" (RT Book Reviews). Dark magic, unknown enemies, monsters of every stripe—FBI profiler Jace Valchek has seen it all. In this bizarre parallel universe, shape-shifting werewolves and blood-thirsty vampires don't even warrant a raised eyebrow. That is, until Jace has to face what life might look like as one of them ... It starts off as just another run-of-the-mill assignment: to track down the rogue don of a mafia werewolf family before he upsets the delicate balance of the underworld. But Jace wasn't counting on being bitten...and soon she's fighting the growing wolf inside her with a startling antidote—vampirism. Stopping a bloody gangland war won't be easy when Jace is feeling some new, and very inhuman, desires ...

The Undead Eye

Author : Sean Aeon
Publisher : Sean Aeon
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Undead Eye written by Sean Aeon and published by Sean Aeon. This book was released on 2022-07-13 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Undead Eye is a zombie trilogy found in the collection of short stories, The Outsider’s Mind, and is a lesson in Zombie Philosophy like no other. The story follows one established, adult zombie (Will); one newly turned, child zombie (Kennedy); and an infected scientist (Dr. Gren). The reader witnesses as Gren succumbs to the disease, and gradually loses her sensible grasp of reality. Will chaperons the reader down the path of humanity’s shortsightedness and the effects of fear. Kennedy details what it means to be different through the eyes of a child. “What we believe will always be more powerful than what’s real.” - The Undead Eye: Dr. Gren

The Death of the Skeleton Swordsman: Dominating as a Cursed Saint Volume 1

Author : Hozumi Mitaka
Publisher : J-Novel Club
ISBN 13 : 171831938X
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (183 download)

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Download or read book The Death of the Skeleton Swordsman: Dominating as a Cursed Saint Volume 1 written by Hozumi Mitaka and published by J-Novel Club. This book was released on 2024-07-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Al is a holy knight, a warrior charged with protecting the innocent from the hordes of ravenous monsters terrorizing the lands. He was, anyway… After being bitten by an undead creature, Al dies–but not for long. Al awakes as an undead, cursed to live an undying life as a mindless monster. However, unlike ordinary undead, for some mysterious reason he retains his mind and sanity. Three hundred years later, flesh rotting off to reveal a living skeleton, Al meets Astrantia. As a descendant of a witch, Astrantia offers to restore his body on one condition: he must agree to become her knight and help her put an end to the unholy curse once and for all. Alongside Astrantia, Al enters an academy for training saints—teams of holy knights and holy women who fight to rid the world of the undead. Al must hide his identity as an undead—the very thing everyone in the school seeks to eradicate—in order for Astrantia to succeed and keep her word. Keeping his secret under wraps proves to be as difficult as hiding his lack of flesh but, if there’s one thing he can’t hide, it’s the strength he’s been honing for the past three hundred years!

Zombie, Ohio

Author : Scott Kenemore
Publisher : Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1616082062
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book Zombie, Ohio written by Scott Kenemore and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2011-02-08 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delicious slice of undead Americana. Funny, tragic, and nicely weird--it's Monty Python meets "Night of the Living Dead." Definitely take a bite out of this one!--Jonathan Maberry, "New York Times"-bestselling author of "Rot & Ruin" and "Patient Zero."

Undead Sanctuary

Author : A.M. Geever
Publisher : A.M. Geever
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 357 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (873 download)

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Download or read book Undead Sanctuary written by A.M. Geever and published by A.M. Geever. This book was released on 2023-04-12 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you’ve lost everything, what’s worth fighting for? Beneath the glittering stars of Pennsylvania’s Dark Skies, people are few and zombies fewer. Imogen’s faith in humanity—normally abundant—is shaken by the suspicion that a fellow survivor sabotaged their escape from the zoo, forcing her to leave her Iberian lynxes behind. Reeling from his failure to save his sisters and girlfriend, Mike does what he always has: step up. Protecting everyone is easier said than done, however. Some people care only about themselves, and fractured by in-fighting, factions are forming. As a threat beyond their isolated sanctuary closes in, the divided group must unite. If they can’t, the greatest danger they face might not be zombies but each other. If you like Jonathan Maberry, Mira Grant, Jake Bible, Mark Tufo, Samantha Hoffman, and MR Carey, you’ll devour this gritty adventure. Steel City Apocalypse is a sister series of The Undead Age zombie apocalypse adventure. Grab your machete and join the Steel City Apocalypse today! Keywords: action, action & adventure, action and adventure, action books, action novels, adventure, adventure books, adventure novels, disaster, disaster books, disaster fiction, disaster strikes, disaster survival, disaster survival fiction, disaster, dystopian, dystopian fiction, dystopian novels, dystopian young adult, emp fiction, emp lodge, emp lodge series, emp post-apocalytic survival fiction, emp post apocalytic survival fiction, emp survival, emp survival in a powerless world, emp survival series, everyday hero, hard working man, post apocalyptic, post apocalyptic book, post apocalyptic fiction, post apocalyptic novels, post apocalyptic science fiction, post apocalyptic series, post apocalyptic survival fiction, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalyptic book, post-apocalyptic fiction, post-apocalyptic novels, post-apocalyptic science fiction, post-apocalyptic series, post-apocalyptic survival fiction, prepper, prepper fiction, prepper novel, science fiction horror, strong female, strong female character, strong female lead, strong male, strong male lead, survival, survival fiction, survivalist, thriller, ya post apocalyptic dystopian, ya, young adult, zombie apocalypse books, zombie apocalypse, zombie books, zombie box set, zombie horror, zoo, zookeeper

Zombo

Author : Al Ewing
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781907519253
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (192 download)

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Download or read book Zombo written by Al Ewing and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Flight 303 en route to Epsilon-6 orbital space station crash-lands on the lethal deathworld of Chronos, all is not looking good for the surviving passengers. Enter Zombo: a top-secret government experiment - part zombie, part human ghoul, with a taste for living flesh. Will our friendly hero be able to save the day?

ScareScapes Book Three

Author : Jake Bible
Publisher : Permuted Press
ISBN 13 : 1618685244
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (186 download)

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Download or read book ScareScapes Book Three written by Jake Bible and published by Permuted Press. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Earth Colony Asteroid Scorpio was launched into space in search of a new home for the human race. Nine-hundred years later than expected, only seven of the Scorpio’s passengers awaken, not one of them an adult. Now, rebuilt with cyber parts, these kids must rely on each other to survive the mysteries of the Scorpio and the dangers of deep space. The kids of the Scorpio have faced many challenges including hostile robots, malfunctioning cyber body parts and escapes from fires, floods, and deep space. Now an even worse nightmare awaits them. Filled with disbelief, the crew finds itself facing an all-too-familiar evil–creatures they've seen only in long-ago movies. It isn't long before they are running for their lives to protect the one thing these creatures want more than anything...BRAINS!

Vampire Soul Box Set (Vampire Romantic Comedy)

Author : Mac Flynn
Publisher : Crescent Moon Studios, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Vampire Soul Box Set (Vampire Romantic Comedy) written by Mac Flynn and published by Crescent Moon Studios, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The entire Vampire Soul series in one complete package! Misty works nights at a diner, and one night blends into another like the thick tar they serve as coffee. One night things change when rumors of the undead rise from the newspaper ink. She dismisses it as fantasy until one of the regulars tells her otherwise. They find out together that some things in the paper really are true. Now she finds herself down the rabbit hole of night creatures with a vampire at her side and a Soul Box in her hand. She must use her wits to stay alive, and among the living. KEYWORDS: new adult, mystery, paranormal, supernatural, fantasy, folklore, folktale, folk tale, legend, legends, myth, myths, action adventure, action, adventure, second chances, comedy, humor, horror, free, freebie, free book, free books, book, books, free ebook, ebook, free novel, rich, quick read, read, short, serial, series, college, funny, female protagonist, novel, secret, suspense, thriller, alpha male, literature, story, stories, hero, fiction, box, box set, boxed, boxed set, romance, free romance, free romance ebook, free romance ebooks, free romance book, free romance books, billionaire, wealthy, millionaire, women's fiction, racy, legal, free romance novel, free romance books, billionaire romance, urban, contemporary, 21st century, current, historical, past, monster, creature, vampire, undead, immortal, revenant, demon, devil, werewolf, shifter, shapeshifter, transform, wolf, occult, secret, demon, devil, holiday, Halloween, sensual, ghost, spirit, undead, holiday, phantom, poltergeist, zombie, workplace, office, boss, work, death, magic, sorcery, witch, wizard

The Space Between Us

Author : Alyne Hart
Publisher : Alyne Hart
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Space Between Us written by Alyne Hart and published by Alyne Hart. This book was released on 2021-12-19 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and unexpected romance that proves opposites really do attract and burn twice as hot... Emma f#cking Winchester. She’s the little sister of my best friend. Well, ex best friend now... She’s off limits like tempting forbidden fruit, and I’m the snake slithering through the grass. She ignites a fire in me. One I can’t explain. One I sure as f#ck can’t control. It’s raw and primal. She’s sweet, and I am not. She’s pure, and I’m broken. When I came back to the town and past I’d left behind ten years ago to make it big in the world of underground fighting – it was for one reason, and one reason only. To take care of my Grandma Rose, and I’ll do it by any means necessary. Even if it means doing the one thing I said I’d never do. I never expected to see Emma again. I never thought I'd want her the way I do. I didn’t expect to peel back all her perfectly controlled layers or for her to see through mine. Fate brings us together. Burning passion binds us. When the fire gets too hot, can love save us?

The Year of Eating Dangerously

Author : K. Bennett
Publisher : Pinnacle Books
ISBN 13 : 078603016X
Total Pages : 335 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (86 download)

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Download or read book The Year of Eating Dangerously written by K. Bennett and published by Pinnacle Books . This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 335 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dead Shall Rise. . . As a lawyer, Mallory Caine considers it her duty to defend the innocent. As a flesheating zombie, she knows how to take a bite out of crime. So when a scared ten-year-old boy asks for her help--claiming that his mother wants to eat him--Mallory rises to the occasion. Unfortunately, the occasion is a Satanic ritual, the mom is a monster, and the boy is a sacrifice. . . .And Approach The Bench. Before you can say "The devil made me do it," Mallory is caught dead center between a family of freaks, fire-breathing demons, and the final battle of good versus evil. If she doesn't have enough on her plate, the brain-chomping lawyer has to defend her zombie-hunting father in court. And, oh yeah: her flesh-eating secret is about to be exposed by a sexy LAPD detective who's good enough to eat. What's a zombie girl to do. . .?