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Author : Gordon Korman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (134 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Nose Picker Collection written by Gordon Korman and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Gordon Korman
Publisher : Hyperion Books for Children
ISBN 13 : 9780786837403
Total Pages : 596 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (374 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Nose Pickers Collection written by Gordon Korman and published by Hyperion Books for Children. This book was released on 2006-03-28 with total page 596 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring all four books from Gordon Korman's Nose Pickers series:Devin can't wait to meet his exchange student from another state. Maybe he'll able to rope a calf like Cody from Texas or know celebrities from California like Wanda. But Stan is the opposite of cool--he's a huge dweeb, who eats paper, talks to dogs, and worst of all, can't keep his finger out of his nose. But Devin soon finds out that Stan isn't from another state--he's from another planet! He's an alien from the planet Pan who accesses his micro-computer by picking his nose. Devin's disappointment is soon replaced with shock when he finds out that Stan's unhygienic habit is actually the key to saving the planet. Together, this unlikely duo embarks on a series of zany adventures, involving everything from traveling back in time to ancient Egypt to climbing to the top of the Statue of Liberty. From saving the planet to surviving fifth grade; Devin and Stan's escapades are the funniest this side of Pluto.
Author : Gordon Korman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781415670187
Total Pages : 567 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (71 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Nose Pickers Collection written by Gordon Korman and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 567 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Collects in one book four adventures of Devin and his alien friend Stan as they work to save the planet.
Author : Gordon Korman
Publisher : Turtleback
ISBN 13 : 9780613266123
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (661 download)
Download or read book Planet of the Nose Pickers written by Gordon Korman and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2000-01 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourth grader Devin and his friend Stan, the nerdy exchange student who is actually an alien from the planet Pan, try to get Earth designated as Pan's official vacation planet so that it will not get moved out past Pluto.
Author : Carolyn Beck
Publisher : Orca Book Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1459806352
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (598 download)
Download or read book Richard Was a Picker written by Carolyn Beck and published by Orca Book Publishers. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Richard picks his nose, until one day he discovers the perils of his habit. When his finger gets stuck up his nose, Richard panics. Then his nose sucks up his arm. Before he knows it, all of him slides up his nose. Richard has become a giant booger. He propels his booger-ball self out of his house. But as he rolls down the sidewalk things get worse, way worse. Soon the whole town is chasing after him and jabbing at him. Will Richard be poked to pieces? With some quick thinking and a little luck, Richard avoids a terrible end.
Author : Lauren Tarshis
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338808214
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (388 download)
Download or read book Only My Dog Knows I Pick My Nose written by Lauren Tarshis and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-19 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious and tender picture book perfect for fans of No, David that insightfully explores the inner world of a child. The picture book debut from the New York Times bestselling author of I Survived, Lauren Tarshis! To the outside world, it might look like you do everything right: eat your broccoli, share your toys, and behave in the bath. But what about the moments when no one is looking, and your messier, mushier, scared-ier self is revealed? The only one who knows is... the loyal dog friend who sees it all and still loves you just the way you are. This celebration of friendship, loyalty, and unconditional love with man's -- and child's -- best friend is sure to delight and entertain readers of all ages. Laugh along with recognition and delight in this ode to being true to yourself. With tender, humorous text from New York Times bestselling author Lauren Tarshis, and joyful, expressive watercolors from artist Lisa Mezoff, this sweet book presents a validating message of confidence, empowerment, and unconditional love.
Author : Elizabeth Verdick
Publisher : Free Spirit Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1575425890
Total Pages : 14 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (754 download)
Download or read book Noses Are Not for Picking written by Elizabeth Verdick and published by Free Spirit Publishing. This book was released on 2014-10-01 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We’ve all seen it—the nose-picking habit starts as early as the toddler years, and no child is the exception. Young children pick their noses for a variety of reasons, from colds to allergies to curiosity or boredom. This board book for toddlers and preschoolers is the answer to the age-old question “How can I get my child not to pick, especially not in public?” With gentle humor and kid-friendly support, this board book for toddlers and preschoolers helps guide little ones away from nose picking toward healthier habits, like using a tissue and washing their hands. Catchy words help children remember what to do; vibrant full-color illustrations bring the words to life. Throughout, the positive message shines through: noses are for breathing, sniffing, smelling . . . but not for picking!
Author : K. D. Gudwerck
Publisher : K. D. Gudwerk
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 105 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book NOSE PICKING NIRVANA - A Hilarious Guide to Elevating the Art of Nostril Exploration written by K. D. Gudwerck and published by K. D. Gudwerk. This book was released on 2024-02-21 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embark on an uproarious adventure into the uncharted territories of nostril exploration with "Nose Picking Nirvana: A Hilarious Guide to Elevating the Art of Nostril Exploration" by the irreverently witty K.D. Gudwerck. In this sidesplitting literary escapade, Gudwerck takes you on a journey through the whimsical and absurd, proving that even the seemingly mundane act of nose picking can be an art form worthy of exploration. Within these pages, you'll discover the secrets of "The Fine Art of Nostril Selection," where Gudwerck, armed with humor as his weapon of choice, unveils the intricacies of picking the perfect nostril. From the "Tools of the Trade" to "Nostril Etiquette in Public Spaces," Gudwerck crafts a guide that not only entertains but enlightens, turning the often-overlooked art of nose picking into a laugh-out-loud experience. Join Gudwerck's whimsical journey through "Nose Liberation Yoga" and the "Nose Picking Poetry Slam," where the absurdity of life finds its voice in the unlikeliest of places. Brace yourself for the hilarity of "Nose Picking Challenges," the scientific revelations of "The Science of Snot," and the nose-connoisseur-approved "Guide to Nostril Diversity." Gudwerck's satire extends into "Nostril Feng Shui," revealing the secrets of creating the optimal ambiance for your nasal adventures. Take a humorous plunge into "Nose Picking Through History," where the act of nose picking becomes a cultural phenomenon, transcending time. "The Freedom of Nasal Expression" invites readers to liberate their noses from societal constraints, while "The Nostril Olympics" thrusts nostril enthusiasts into competitive events of epic proportions. Lastly, peer into "The Future of Nostril Exploration," a daring vision of what lies beyond the horizons of imagination. K.D. Gudwerck, the literary escape artist, broke free from the confines of engineering and human sciences to wield the mighty pen with a twinkle in his eye. With a humorous lens that effortlessly turns equations into laughter, Gudwerck navigates the realms of fiction and non-fiction, leaving a trail of confetti-like laughter in his wake. A survivor of the corporate labyrinth, Gudwerck's creations blend satire and wit, offering more than just laughs—they provide a sneakily profound commentary on life's absurdities. His works are a mischievous game of hide-and-seek, beckoning readers to don detective hats and uncover the treasures between the lines. K.D. Gudwerck has transformed the mundane into the extraordinary, the serious into the side-splitting, and emerged as a literary luminary for those seeking laughter with a sprinkle of wisdom. So, fasten your seatbelts, prepare for a whimsical journey through Gudwerck's creations, and let every turn of phrase tickle your funny bone!
Author : Stella Stamatakis
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780648236733
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (367 download)
Download or read book Poppy Picker written by Stella Stamatakis and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-08 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Peter Barron
Publisher : Carpet Bombing Culture
ISBN 13 : 9781908211217
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (112 download)
Download or read book Nose-Picking Nicholas Pickering written by Peter Barron and published by Carpet Bombing Culture. This book was released on 2016-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nicholas Pickering is the latest title in the fun-packed Monstrous Morals series, aimed at helping parents tackle those bad habits every child inevitably picks up. As always, there's a happy ending but not before Nicholas has learned a lesson he'll never forget. Lost in the slimy green tunnel of his nostril - amid screeching bats, poisonous snakes, a wayward owl, and a long-lost kite - Nicholas has a terrifying encounter with a stomach churning, gooey monster - The Bogeyman. The creature picks a fight with Nicholas for being so impolite and the boy is left to wonder how on earth he'll get home? Written in comical rhyme, and beautifully illustrated, the Monstrous Morals are building into a unique collection of children's books, and Nose-Pickin' Nicholas Pickering is bound to be picked up time and time again. The Monstrous Morals series is an educational way of helping parents to get their messages across in a fun way. Each story comes with not only a Monstrous Moral but with a Monstrous Mouthfuls glossary of new words for young readers to add to their vocabularies.
Author : Sarina Bowen
Publisher : Tuxbury Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 746 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book The Handsy Collection written by Sarina Bowen and published by Tuxbury Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2023-07-20 with total page 746 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for three full-length romantic comedies, in one Handsy Collection! Book 1: Man Hands Get out there again, they say. It will be fun, they say. Free designer cocktails, they say. And that’s a game-changer. Until my ex shows up and I lose.my.mind. When my besties dare me to leap on the first single man I see, they don't expect me to actually go through with it. It’s a hot one-night stand, what could go wrong? Book 2: Man Card I’m a smart woman – a girl boss, on track to win a bonus at work that will solve all my problems. Until he comes along. I want to crush him. I also want to lick him. And it’s kind of a problem... Book 3: Boy Toy The moment Sadie Matthews walks through the daycare center door, I feel my world tilt in her direction. Again. I fell for her when I was fourteen, and I’m still not over her. Problem: she still thinks of me as a teen she used to babysit. But I’ve learned a few things about pleasing a woman in the last fifteen years. I can’t wait to show her how good it could be. I need to move quickly before I lose her again. This is more than a game to me, but I still plan to win. Warning: These stories may cause facial blushing, uncontrolled giggling, and snorting out loud.
Author : Amanda . M. Steers
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781456827618
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (276 download)
Download or read book Mr Nose Picker written by Amanda . M. Steers and published by . This book was released on 2010-12 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Rudyard Kipling
Publisher : DigiCat
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 5298 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (596 download)
Download or read book Rudyard Kipling Ultimate Short Story Collection: 440+ Short Stories in One Volume written by Rudyard Kipling and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2023-12-06 with total page 5298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rudyard Kipling's 'Ultimate Short Story Collection' is a literary masterpiece that compiles over 440 short stories in one volume, showcasing the author's versatility and mastery of the short story genre. Kipling's stories are known for their vivid imagery, compelling characters, and profound themes that explore the complexities of human nature and society. His concise yet evocative prose transports readers to exotic locales and allows them to delve into the rich tapestry of Kipling's imagination. This collection is a treasure trove for literature enthusiasts and scholars alike, providing a comprehensive overview of Kipling's storytelling prowess and enduring legacy in the world of literature. From tales of adventure and exploration to poignant reflections on colonialism and identity, Kipling's short stories continue to captivate readers with their timeless relevance and thought-provoking narratives. Rudyard Kipling, a Nobel Prize-winning author, drew inspiration from his experiences in British India and his deep fascination with global culture and history. His unique perspective as a writer and traveler informs the vivid depictions and diverse themes found in his short stories, making them essential reading for anyone interested in classic literature and the art of storytelling. I highly recommend Rudyard Kipling's 'Ultimate Short Story Collection' to readers seeking a diverse and enriching literary experience that transcends time and space, offering a glimpse into the brilliant mind of one of the greatest storytellers of the 19th century.
Author : Jim Gentile
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1462824951
Total Pages : 182 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)
Download or read book By A Nose written by Jim Gentile and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2008-12-01 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By a Nose: Gambling Tales from a Horseracing Insider Author Jim Gentile likes to gamble. It’s in his genes, thanks to his father. As a teenager, an $88 Quinella at Arlington Park hooked him. Since then, he has had many a lucky day. He parlayed his passion for “playing the horses” into a thirty-year career working at seven Chicago-area tracks. This book provides a peek behind the gate of the horseracing industry. It’s a humorous account of Jim’s experiences in the trenches as a teller, ticket room clerk, cashier, manager, and senior auditor, with plenty of opportunity to hone his skills as a bettor: “ On Wednesdays — payday — there were three lines at the in-town tracks: one line to get your check, another line to cash your check, and the third line was to pay back your gambling losses. If you only went to line one, you were way ahead of the game.” An odd cast of characters is woven throughout these memorable stories. You’ll meet, among others:Gravelly-voiced Aunt Flo who blew her husband’s entire savings at the racetrack while he was on a WWII Navy ship. “Uncle Dick thought he was returning home to a comfortable nest egg, only to find out that Aunt Flo did not understand the nest egg concept — she had gambled away every cent. To his credit, as the story was told to me, Uncle Dick went on a four-day bender and Aunt Flo lived to tell the tale.” Two overly eager co-workers whose wily wagers cost them their jobs: “By the last race Howie was in the box for over $76,000! With only one race left, his only hope was to hit the Trifecta. Hey, what’s another $24,000 when you are already stuck 76 large.” “Louie’s eyes were glued to the television, as the lead horse was ahead by 3 lengths on the backstretch. He quickly punched in $200 to win, the maximum bet the machine would allow, punched the number of the horse on the lead, and started hitting the repeat button. This feature allowed clerks to issue multiple tickets rapidly and Louie was working that machine like a construction worker holding a jackhammer.” Tommy and his plan to rule roulette: “When the ball bounced around it landed on red, but only momentarily before it leaped into a black slot like a poisonous frog.” Tommy had fallen prey to a common condition called “Gambler’s Fallacy”. Simply stated, this is the “incorrect belief that the likelihood of a random event can be affected or predicted from other independent events.” The “law of averages” is one phrase that gamblers should strike from their vocabulary.” Avid gamblers as well as non-gamblers will be highly entertained by a myriad of sagas, which also include sports betting, dog racing, and poker. By the end of the book, like the author, readers will end up asking themselves, “Is today going to be my lucky day?” You betcha! Book Reviews “The book was an easy, fast, and funny read. I totally enjoyed ever story and wished that Jim had worked another five years so we could read a few more chapters”. Three favorite chapters: Dare and Defy, Tommy the Scrubber, Sy, Lord of the Rings Sam M. "Gentile ́s first book out of the starting gate is no gamble...readers will be bridled instantly by the wit and honesty of his many self-deprecating gambling tales. While Gentile always seems to miss his bets "by a nose", his collection of racetrack characters and close calls is one for the "win column". Three favorite chapters: Got any Hot Tips? Sy, Lord of the Rings, The Chicago White Sox and a Pound of Pot? Marta A. Miller, maiden gambler "Finally, a nonprofessionals guide to horse racing. Easy to understand and revealing without being overwhelming, the personal experiences of this racetrack insider make it fun to read too. A must read for anyone who bets on horse racing". Three favorite chapters: Bob and Jim’s Wild Ride, Light’s Out, Starnet and Internet Gambling. Steve J. "By A Nose by Jim Gentile i
Download or read book Nose Picker Nose Picker written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 8 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : David Hunt
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
ISBN 13 : 146070598X
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (67 download)
Download or read book The Nose Pixies written by David Hunt and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2016-08-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious debut picture book from the award-winning and bestselling author of GIRT. This is a book with a grossness that kids will love, and with a message that parents will adore. The wickedly funny, deliciously clever picture book debut from David Hunt (GIRT) with illustrations by award-winning artist Lucia Masciullo (THE BOY AND THE TOY). Oliver has a bad habit. A very bad habit. He just can't keep his fingers out of his nose, which is a big problem for the tiny pixies who mine his 'nose gold' to keep their cities running. The Nose Pixies return to their kingdom with empty handkerchiefs night after night. And unless their luck changes, they'll be out of a job ... or worse! Ages 4-8 PRAISE 'Kids will love all the disgusting things in this truly imaginative book' Four-star review, Books+Publishing
Author : Gordon Korman
Publisher : Disney-Hyperion
ISBN 13 : 9780786824311
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (243 download)
Download or read book Nosepickers From Outer Space written by Gordon Korman and published by Disney-Hyperion. This book was released on 1999-08-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourth-grader Devin is disappointed in the nerdy exchange student who comes to live with his family, until he realizes that Stan is not from Chicago but from outer space.
