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The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book

Author : Mike Oxbent
Publisher : Ulysses Press
ISBN 13 : 9781569755815
Total Pages : 279 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (558 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Dirty Joke Book written by Mike Oxbent and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2007-02-14 with total page 279 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE DIRTIEST, MOST HILARIOUS JOKES EVER ALLOWED IN PRINT! World-famous comedians Harry P. Ness and Mike Oxbent (think about it) have joined together to create over 1200 of the dirtiest, filthiest, nastiest and most twisted and hilarious jokes ever. Read them at your leisure. But repeat them at your own risk. When does a Cub become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie. Why do men find it hard to make eye contact? Because tits don't have eyes. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's black and crispy and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc. What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of a penis? A man. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. How is a fat girl like a unicycle? They're both fun to ride but nobody would be caught dead on one.

The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book

Author : Hinkler Studios
Publisher : Hinkler Books (AU)
ISBN 13 : 9781741570175
Total Pages : 411 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book written by Hinkler Studios and published by Hinkler Books (AU). This book was released on 2005 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This ultimate collection of jokes is for adults who can laugh at themselves, don't take life too seriously and hate being politically correct. This collection of Adult Only jokes is rude, raucous and hilarious. Take the book everywhere you go for a guaranteed chuckle at the expense of just about anyone! No one is spared! A must for anyone with a funny-bone! This joke book comes with a belly laugh guarantee.

Ultimate Book of Jokes

Author : Scott McNeely
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452113157
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book Ultimate Book of Jokes written by Scott McNeely and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.

Jokes for Adults

Author : Jenny Kellett
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 84 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Adults written by Jenny Kellett and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-02-12 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *** WARNING - ADULT CONTENT, NOT FOR KIDS *** Adult Joke Book*Now available in Paperback and Hardcover!* Looking for some adult fun to spice up your next night out? This bumper book of only the very best hand-picked adult dirty jokes will make sure you're the life of the party! All types of adult jokes are covered, including: - Dirty jokes - Sex jokes - Yo mama jokes - Blonde jokes - Wife jokes - Knock knock jokes .... and more! All the disgustingly dirty jokes are short, which means they're easy to remember so you can bust some out at a moment's notice! (And after a few beers, everyone's attention span is somewhat shorter). You'll cringe and you'll laugh at some of the rudest, crudest and LEWDEST adult jokes on the planet (that we're allowed to publish anyway!). So grab The Ultimate Adults Only Joke Book today and feel downright dirty tomorrow. Tags: funny jokes, funny, dirty jokes, sex jokes, joke, blonde jokes, adults only, dirty jokes for adults, joke book, funny joke books, funny dirty jokes, sex jokes, silly jokes, ebook, ebooks, jokes, funny, kindle joke books, funny jokes, book, comedy, lol, jokes, funny, jokes

Dirty Joke Book

Author : Mr. K
Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806521268
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book Dirty Joke Book written by Mr. K and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2001-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The scores of new jokes in this volume are way too dirty and offensive to be repeated here. Author Mr. "K" offers a variety of filthy, furiously funny, and totally tasteless jokes. Buy this book and become the life of any party -- or get kicked out of it!

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book

Author : Jackie Martling
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439136912
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book written by Jackie Martling and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-10-07 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The head writer for The Howard Stern Show lives "down" to his raunchy reputation with this hilarious collection of the very best jokes, stories, songs, and one-liners-from the naughty to the irreverent to the politically incorrect. Here are the gems from the private files from the man infamous for knowing every joke there ever was. In comedy clubs from coast to coast since 1979, “The Joke Man” has dared audiences to start a joke he couldn’t finish. Now he takes no prisoners, spares no ethnic or social group, and exhibits not one ounce of good taste in this wildly offensive, outrageously funny collection of dirty jokes.

Rationale of the Dirty Joke

Author : G. Legman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416595732
Total Pages : 822 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Rationale of the Dirty Joke written by G. Legman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-11-01 with total page 822 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do people tell dirty jokes? And what is it about a joke's dirtiness that makes it funny? G. Legman was perhaps the foremost scholar of the dirty joke, and as legions of humor writers and comedians know, his Rationale of the Dirty Joke remains the most exhaustive and authoritative study of the subject. More than two thousand jokes and folktales are presented, covering such topics as The Female Fool, The Fortunate Fart, Mutual Mismatching, and The Sex Machine. These folk texts are authentically transcribed in their innocent and sometimes violent entirety. Legman studies each for its historical and socioanalytic significance, revealing what these jokes mean to the people who tell them and to the people who listen and laugh. Here -- back in print -- is the definitive text for comedians and humor writers, Freudian scholars and late night television enthusiasts. Rationale of the Dirty Joke will amuse you, offend you, challenge you, and disgust you, all while demonstrating the intelligence and hilarity of the dirty joke.

Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes

Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Constable
ISBN 13 : 9781841199672
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (996 download)

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Download or read book Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Constable. This book was released on 2005-10-13 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.

Dirty Jokes and Beer

Author : Drew Carey
Publisher : Hyperion
ISBN 13 : 9780786863518
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (635 download)

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Download or read book Dirty Jokes and Beer written by Drew Carey and published by Hyperion. This book was released on 1997-09-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The star of ABC-TV's hit comedy The Drew Carey Show presents a collection of vignettes based on the people and places he encountered on the way to fame and speaks back to his show's critics.

The Little Book of Dirty Jokes

Author : Sid Finch
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1783726741
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (837 download)

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Download or read book The Little Book of Dirty Jokes written by Sid Finch and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-11-12 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off! Filled with more filth than three-week old underwear, this little collection of obscene one-liners, smutty shenanigans and graphic gags will have you blushing like a freshly spanked bottom and sniggering like a naughty school kid.

The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes

Author : Rudy A. Swale
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1569759456
Total Pages : 432 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (697 download)

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Download or read book The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes written by Rudy A. Swale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-05-28 with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.

World's Dirtiest Jokes

Author : Mad Comedy
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781077124349
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book World's Dirtiest Jokes written by Mad Comedy and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-30 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Huge compendium of jokes so filthy, so offensive, so disturbing that this book has been BANNED ON CAMPUS! Millenial Workers A man was warned repeatedly about hiring lazy, know-it-all, crybaby millenials to work in his factory. But he remembered when he was young and just starting out, so he wanted to give them a chance. One morning, one of his tattooed millenials knocked on his office door. "Yes?" he said. "Boss, I have a problem," she said. "What is it?" the boss asked. "Well, I don't think it's appropriate that we test our products on animals. It's cruel." "I realize your generation is very sensitive to these things," the boss said thoughtfully. "But we have to ensure our products are safe before we sell them to consumers. Shampoo companies test on animals, cosmetic companies test on animals. It's a very common practice." "But Boss, we make dildoes!" she exclaimed. Medical Problem A man says to his doctor, "You gotta help me, doc!" The doctor says, "What's your problem?" The guy replies, "Every morning I wake up with my 'morning flagpole', so I give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work, I car pool with the next door neighbor's wife, who gives me a blow job during the ride to work." The doctor raises his eyebrows. The man continues, "Once I get to work, I do some work, but after about two hours, I go into the photocopy room and haveit off with the one of the young male interns in the office. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking. Later in the afternoon, I give it to the boss's wife, long and hard." The doctor's mouth falls open. The man continues, "Then I go home and slip the maid a few inches, and then at night I give the missus another screw." "Oh, I see," said the doctor, trying to maintain his composure. "But what exactly is your problem?" The man says, "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."

Dirty Bertie

Author : Alan MacDonald
Publisher : Koala Books
ISBN 13 : 9781742761756
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (617 download)

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Download or read book Dirty Bertie written by Alan MacDonald and published by Koala Books. This book was released on 2015-05-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! More disgusting than ever with crazier plans and increasingly madcap schemes, Bertie continues to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways. Join Bertie in Rats! as he crosses paths with a cheeky rodent, takes part in a chaotic cross-country run and tries to get his dog Whiffer to eat healthily - with disastrous results!

Minecraft Joke Book

Author : Mojang AB
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781405295253
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (952 download)

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Download or read book Minecraft Joke Book written by Mojang AB and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.

If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind! - The Movie Dirty Joke Book

Author : Mike Callie
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781495375446
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (754 download)

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Download or read book If You Don't Stop It... You'll Go Blind! - The Movie Dirty Joke Book written by Mike Callie and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: IF YOU DON'T STOP IT...YOU'LL GO BLIND!!!THE MOVIE DIRTY JOKE BOOK Volume 9 Published By The Hilarious Press HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DIRTY JOKE?"A Comedy Masterpiece!" 80 + Classic Dirty Jokes at their Bad Taste best along with selected "Rude" cast photos taken from the hit Motion Picture dubbed "The Funniest Dirty Joke Movie of all time A Timeless Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes that come alive once again in this outrageously funny Joke-filled book, giving it's readers (and viewers) a "Dirty Joke Lover's Feast of Laughter." Available on www.Amazon.com "Stop It" and it's equally funny sequel, "Can I Do It...'Till I Need Glasses?" are now both available on DVD format exclusively at www.hilariouspress.com. You can see a special Free 9 minute R-Rated Screener of the two movie's rollicking Punchlines at www.youtube.com/hilariousmikecallie. YOU REALLY NEED THESE LAFFS!! www.badtastebooks.com

The Dirty Joke Book

Author : Mr. K.
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (124 download)

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Download or read book The Dirty Joke Book written by Mr. K. and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dirty Jokes for Adults

Author : André Remark
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (711 download)

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Download or read book Dirty Jokes for Adults written by André Remark and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-12-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Jokes for Adults The perfect book for humorous adults. Dirty and shameless, that's what this book is all about. Whether the best short or long jokes, dirty joke questions or the most shameless short stories. This ultimate collection is sure to leave nothing to be desired. Pure laughter guaranteed!!! Short Jokes: Mom Mom, can I play with your boobs? Yes, but don't go too far out, it's about to get dark! Long Jokes: Three sperms are fighting. Says the first: "I want to be first!!!" The second: "NO, I, I WANT!!!" The third one says calmly: "Stop fighting, let's see how we get out of the esophagus again". Joke Questions: What do 60 year old women have between their breasts that 20 year old women don't have? The belly button... Short Stories: Three nuns go to heaven and are met at the gate by Peter. Peter asks the first one what was the worst thing she had done and she says: "I only touched a male member once." Peter, "All right, wash your hands in holy water and you can go to heaven. Peter to the second, "And what did you do?!" The second is about to answer, when the third interrupts her: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, before you wash your ass, let me rinse your mouth first...".