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Book Synopsis Worst. Holiday. Ever. by : Charlie Higson
Download or read book Worst. Holiday. Ever. written by Charlie Higson and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2021-04-29 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious new book from the bestselling children's author - Adrian Mole for the new generation! *'Made me cry with laughter and my heart ache' Lisa Thompson, author of The Goldfish Boy* *'Funniest. Book. Ever' Ross Welford, author of Time Travelling with a Hamster* Stan is going on holiday to Italy with his (fifth) best friend Felix and a load of strangers. Stan is absolutely terrified. Luckily, his mum's given him an emergency list that includes how to survive a shark attack, and what to do if he gets kidnapped. Stan thinks that a better list would include how to cope with odd food, and what to do if he accidentally calls Felix's mum 'mum' in front of everybody. And it soon turns out Italy is full of dangers and things that can go wrong. One thing's for certain, Stan's not going to come back the same boy he left. He just hope he comes back at all . . . Worst. Holiday. Ever is a story about facing fears, dealing with worries, and how it's OK to be anxious, scared, and sometimes a little bit brave.
Book Synopsis The Reluctant Witch: Year One by : Kristen S. Walker
Download or read book The Reluctant Witch: Year One written by Kristen S. Walker and published by Kristen S. Walker. This book was released on 2020-01-13 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From author Kristen S. Walker comes a young adult urban fantasy academy about witches and clean lesbian romance. A young witch who just wants to be invisible. A beautiful mermaid who doesn’t belong. A secret relationship that threatens the entire academy. Brie only agreed to try the witch academy to make her mother happy. She assumed she would learn Water magic. But when the students were assigned to their Elemental classes, she ended up in Earth. The list of reasons for her to leave the school keeps growing—her roommate is a bully, she doesn’t understand her classes, and everyone judges her for her infamous family name. Then a beautiful mermaid named Gabriella catches her eye at the beach. Merfolk aren’t allowed in Santa Cruz because they’re dangerous killers, but Gabriella is friendly and kind. She agrees to show Water magic to Brie as long as she keeps their meetings a secret. Brie lies to everyone about Gabriella, even when her Fae mentor asks her to investigate merfolk. But when the secret relationship strains her friendships, tanks her grades, and threatens her position at the academy, Brie learns that love comes at a high price. She must choose between her first love and her magical school—or lose everything. The Reluctant Witch is the first book in a YA urban fantasy academy series. It features the daughter of Rosa from the Fae of Calaveras trilogy, but it takes place twenty years after the original series and does not require prior reading. If you like teen witches, magical schools, and introverts who have to overcome their wish to be left alone, you’ll enjoy Kristen S. Walker’s latest novel. Buy today! Rated PG-13 for mild profanity and sexual references. LGBTQ characters and relationships. Look for the Santa Cruz Witch Academy series: Third Generation Witch: Applications The Reluctant Witch: Year One The Salty Witch: Summer School The Daring Witch: Year Two
Book Synopsis Stupid Christmas by : Leland Gregory
Download or read book Stupid Christmas written by Leland Gregory and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2010-09-14 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Following up his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Gregory sets his sights on the holidays as he exposes mind-numbing mistletoe maladies in Stupid Christmas: Idiots under the Mistletoe. Perhaps it's the spiked eggnog or the multiple family members gathered around crazy-colored, twinkly lights, but the holidays are rife with idiocy by the daft and the dumb. Inside this latest collection, Gregory offers more than 200 accounts of holiday-induced stupidity, including: * While smoke billowed out of the store, firefighters had to physically restrain enthusiastic shoppers from entering a Great Lakes Mall store during an electrical fire. * In 1995, officials debated over whom to invite to the city's Christmas tree ceremony: President Bill Clinton or the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. * As a joke, Andrew Jackson sent formal invitations to his Christmas ball to a well-known mother-and-daughter prostitute team in Salisbury, North Carolina.
Book Synopsis The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time by : Sean Dietrich
Download or read book The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time written by Sean Dietrich and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although COVID-19 has made Christmas the worst holiday ever, somehow it also made it more important. Sean of the South shares anecdotes from his beloved homeland, delivering Christmas stories that are guaranteed to make your heart grow three sizes.
Book Synopsis The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World by : Joey Acker
Download or read book The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Book Synopsis Worst Holiday Ever by : Kilby Blades
Download or read book Worst Holiday Ever written by Kilby Blades and published by Preslaysa Williams. This book was released on 2018-11-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the most wonderful time of the year! OK-scratch that. It's time for another obligatory family gathering. And nothing spices up the egg nog like bringing your partner home. Surely your belligerent brother-in law, your gimlet-eyed granny and your drunken uncle will keep it classy. With forced proximity and alcoholic beverages, what could possibly go wrong?
Book Synopsis CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR'S TALES (Holiday Classics Series) by : Lucy Maud Montgomery
Download or read book CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR'S TALES (Holiday Classics Series) written by Lucy Maud Montgomery and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2016-12-04 with total page 1561 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully crafted ebook: "CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR'S TALES (Holiday Classics Series)" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: Christmas Stories A Christmas Inspiration The Christmas Surprise at Enderly Road Aunt Cyrilla's Christmas Basket The Falsoms' Christmas Dinner The Josephs' Christmas The Osbornes' Christmas Clorinda's Gifts Christmas at Red Butte A Christmas Mistake The Unforgotten One The Red Room New Year Stories Uncle Richard's New Year's Dinner Bertie's New Year Ida's New Year Cake Anne Shirley Series Anne of Green Gables Anne of Avonlea Anne of the Island Anne's House of Dreams Rainbow Valley Rilla of Ingleside Lucy Maud Montgomery (1874–1942) was a Canadian author best known for a series of novels beginning in 1908 with Anne of Green Gables. The book was an immediate success. The central character, Anne Shirley, an orphaned girl, made Montgomery famous in her lifetime and gave her an international following.
Download or read book Royally True written by Pamela DuMond and published by Pamela DuMond. This book was released on 2023-05-16 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From USA Today Bestselling author Pamela DuMond who was featured on "ABC 20/20." What happens five years after Lucy Trabbicio, American commoner and former cocktail waitress, married Prince Nicholas of Fredonia? __ Lucy and Nick still can’t keep their hands off each other. Their romance has endured while they parent their daughter, Princess Clara, and balance family lives with their jobs as working royals. When a curmudgeonly, tabloid journalist publishes a series of articles claiming that Lucy doesn’t fit his perception of a ‘proper’ working royal should behave, she is devastated. Lucy doesn’t want to ask her husband for help dealing with this idiot. She’s used to handling problems on her own. But Lucy will learn that true loves, true friends, and true family will show up for you, so one don’t always have to go through the ‘tough things’ alone. __ "Royally True" was previously released as “Dearest Part-time Princess” in the anthology DISSENT that published in September 2022.
Book Synopsis Cupcakes, Lies, & Dead Guys by : Pamela DuMond
Download or read book Cupcakes, Lies, & Dead Guys written by Pamela DuMond and published by Pamela DuMond Media. This book was released on 2017-10-20 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Annie Graceland: Cheesehead. Unwed. Hi-LAR-ious baker who speaks to 'The Dead!' “So much fun! …Ghost Whisperer with Stephanie Plum’s crazy world!” Wendy Luvs2Read LOL, feel-good ANNIE GRACELAND mysteries are STAND ALONES. __ I'm Annie Graceland -- a Midwestern baker with a pinch of psychic ability living in the City of Angels. When Dr. Derrick Fuller -- the self-help guru to 'the Stars' as well as the man who ruined my marriage is murdered with a poisoned cupcake -- I'm suddenly a suspect. My marriage tanks and my baking business hits the skids. But the frosting on the cake is when Fuller’s ghost haunts me, nagging me to find his murderer. Now I’m infiltrating the lives of actors, producers, and other goofy Hollywood elites. What could possibly go wrong? PRAISE: ★★★★★ "Move over Sookie and Stephanie! ..." ~ Melissa Black Ford, Author ★★★★★ “…The characters are so lovable and funny!” ~ A. Reviewer ★★★★★ “funny… reminds me a bit of authors like Janet Evanovich or Lisa Lutz.” ~ An Actress Also available in Audio and Print. Annie Graceland mysteries are Stand Alones. Also available in Print and Audio 1 Click Dead Guys!
Download or read book Don't Be Stupid! written by Gary Jones and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2015-10-08 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We cannot control a lot of things in the world. The only thing we can control is what we decide to do. Have you ever felt like you made a bad decision? Have you ever felt like you could make better decisions? Have you made decisions that altered the course of your life in a direction you did not intend on going? Have you made decisions that made you slap your forehead and yell, Duh? Do you want to improve your world and live with less stress? By using the Four Rules, you can take control of your choices and the decision-making process that directs your life. We can change the world, but change has to start somewhere. Lets start with us. Me First! Gary Jones is not an ivory tower academic, a Harvard MBA, a television evangelist, or a political consultant. He is a simple man with a simple message: four rules to change your decision-making life. We all have some type of psychological system to make decisionsGarys system works! Mike Bishop, PhD., professor of marriage and family therapy, Capella University
Book Synopsis The Stupidest Angel (v2.0) by : Christopher Moore
Download or read book The Stupidest Angel (v2.0) written by Christopher Moore and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now in a special holiday edition, the hilariously deranged tale of Santa, fruitcakes, angels, and Kung fu. . . . “Christopher Moore writes novels that are not only hilarious, but fun to read as well. He is an author at the top of his craft.—Nicholas Sparks ’Twas the night before Christmas . . . and all through Pine Cove, Florida, the creatures were stirring in this wonderfully funny tale that gives the spirit of Christmas a whole new meaning.
Book Synopsis Fantastical Christmas Volume 2 by : Connor Whiteley
Download or read book Fantastical Christmas Volume 2 written by Connor Whiteley and published by CGD Publishing. This book was released on 2023-07-21 with total page 67 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Venture forth into the delightful adventures of wizards, witches and magic and more found in the magical worlds of Fantastic Christmas. Enjoy fantasy adventures, dragons and more creatures to capture the imagination in this second fantasy collection, and stories both heartwarming and heartbreaking at the same time. From the trapped wizard and living biscuits to a group of friends celebrating their own special holiday, the stories in this volume add a bit of warmth and fantasy to your holiday season. BUY NOW! Holiday Fantasy Short Stories include: · Soulcaster · Solstice Guardian · Weird First Christmas · All Feast · Wheel of Years · Repent BUY NOW!
Book Synopsis Big Book of Christmas Tales by : Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson
Download or read book Big Book of Christmas Tales written by Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-12-11 with total page 3773 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This meticulously edited collection of Christmas tales, short stories, myths and legends is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: Louisa May Alcott: Merry Christmas A Christmas Dream and How It Came True Becky's Christmas Dream Kitty's Class Day Rosa's Tale Tilly's Christmas The Abbot's Ghost, or Maurice Treherne's Temptation What the Bell Saw and Said A Christmas Turkey, and How It Came The Little Red Purse A Country Christmas O. Henry: The Gift of the Magi Whistling Dick's Christmas Stocking Christmas by Injunction A Chaparral Christmas Gift Hans Christian Andersen: The Little Match Girl The Steadfast Tin Soldier The Snow Queen The Old House The Drop of Water The Happy Family The Story of a Mother The False Collar The Shadow The Old Street-lamp The Dream of Little Tuk The Naughty Boy The Two Neighboring Families The Darning-needle The Red Shoes Selma Lagerlöf: The Holy Night The Christmas Guest The Flight Into Egypt The Legend of the Christmas Rose Harriet Beecher Stowe: Betty's Bright Idea The First Christmas Of New England Deacon Pitkin's Farm Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol The Chimes The Cricket on the Hearth The Battle of Life The Haunted Man A Christmas Tree What Christmas Is As We Grow Older The Poor Relation's Story The Child's Story The Schoolboy's Story Nobody's Story The Seven Poor Travellers The Holly-Tree The Wreck of the Golden Mary The Perils of Certain English Prisoners A House to Let The Haunted House A Message From the Sea Tom Tiddler's Ground Somebody's Luggage Mrs. Lirriper's Lodgings Mrs. Lirriper's Legacy Doctor Marigold's Prescriptions Mugby Junction No Thoroughfare Christmas at Fezziwig's Warehouse Thomas Nelson Page: Santa Claus's Partner A Captured Santa Claus Tommy Trots Visit to Santa Claus How the Captain made Christmas Anthony Trollope: Christmas at Thompson Hall Christmas Day at Kirkby Cottage The Mistletoe Bough Not if I Know It The Two Generals William Dean Howells: Christmas Every Day Turkeys Turning the Tables The Pony Engine and the Pacific Express The Pumpkin Glory...
Book Synopsis The Best Day the Worst Day by : Donald Hall
Download or read book The Best Day the Worst Day written by Donald Hall and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2005 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the Publisher: Donald Hall's celebrated book of poems Without was written for his wife, Jane Kenyon, who died in 1995. Hall returns to this powerful territory in The Best Day the Worst Day, a work of prose that is equally "a work of art, love, and generous genius" (Liz Rosenberg, Boston Globe). Jane Kenyon was nineteen years younger than Donald Hall and a student poet at the University of Michigan when they met. Hall was her teacher. The Best Day the Worst Day is an intimate account of their twenty-three-year marriage; nearly all of it spent in New Hampshire at Eagle Pond Farm-of their shared rituals of writing, close attention to pets and gardening, and love in the afternoon. Hall joyfully records Jane's growing power as a poet and the couple's careful accommodations toward each other as writers. This portrait of the inner moods of "the best marriage I know about," as Hall has written, is laid against the stark medical emergency of Jane's leukemia, which ended her life in fifteen months. Hall shares with readers-as if we were one of the grieving neighbors, friends, and relatives-the daily ordeal of Jane's dying, through heartbreaking and generous storytelling. The Best Day the Worst Day stands alongside Elegy to Iris as a powerful testimony to both loss and love.
