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Book Synopsis The Silly Satsuma by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book The Silly Satsuma written by Allan Plenderleith and published by Ravette Publishing. This book was released on 2012 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Eric Greenbogle wakes up on Christmas morning there are no presents under the tree - because Eric has been a BAD BOY! All he finds is a single bright orange satsuma. "I don't want a silly satsuma! What can a silly satsuma do?" But this is no ordinary satsuma as Father Christmas has given it magical powers. The satsuma springs to life and tries to show Eric that being bad is definitely NOT GOOD!
Book Synopsis The Smelly Sprout by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book The Smelly Sprout written by Allan Plenderleith and published by Ravette Pub Limited. This book was released on 2008-09-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thrown out into the snow on Christmas Day, the smelly sprout comes up against a terribly rude Christmas tree, an awfully impolite snowman and, worst of all, a greedy fox. This is the charming story of a little sprout who just wants a home for Christmas.
Book Synopsis The Christmas Carrot by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book The Christmas Carrot written by Allan Plenderleith and published by . This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone wants a piece of the Christmas carrot The snowman wants him for a nose. The family want him for Christmas dinner. And even Santa's reindeer want to gobble him up Can the Christmas carrot survive?
Book Synopsis Snowman Strikes Back by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book Snowman Strikes Back written by Allan Plenderleith and published by . This book was released on 2016-09 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book I Love Poo! written by Allan Plenderleith and published by . This book was released on 2005-06 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'I LOVE SEX' - Who doesn't? A sexy collection of saucy Odd Squad cartoons revealing the funny (and slightly disgusting) things we get up to beneath the sheets!
Book Synopsis Princess Chocolate by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book Princess Chocolate written by Allan Plenderleith and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like chocolate, do you? Yes? Well I know someone who loves chocolate more than anyone in the world! Even you! Her name is Princess Chocolate. So begins the charmingly funny children's fable from the author of The Smelly Sprout and The Boy Giant. Princess Chocolate eats nothing but chocolate. But one day, all the chocolate in the kingdom runs out and Princess Chocolate is NOT amused. But, suddenly a visit from an old lady changes everything. The old lady turns out to be a witch in disguise and takes the princess to Witch Boot Camp! But, the twist is that the camp ENCOURAGES you to be naughty and rewards you with chocolate! Soon, she eats so much chocolate that her teeth fall out and she feels so sick she turns green - she looks in the mirror and realises she's a witch! Can the Princess learn the error of her ways? And what will happen when she returns to the kingdom to find a dragon planning to gobble up all the girls and boys? AUTHOR: Allan Plenderleith was born in East Kilbride, Scotland. His first cartoon series, The Odd Squad, became a best-selling range of greetings cards and now over 30 Odd Squad books have been published. His first book for children, The Smelly Sprout, has become a best-selling Christmas classic and he has since published his second title, The Boy Giant. Illustrations Colour throughout
Book Synopsis The Satsuma Complex by : Bob Mortimer
Download or read book The Satsuma Complex written by Bob Mortimer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-01-04 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Funny, clever and sweet… there is a lot of Mortimer’s ridiculousness’ – Sunday Times ‘The much loved comic proves adept at noirish fiction in a debut whose surrealist humour sets it apart’ – Observer ‘Like Spike Milligan, Mortimer has managed to use a novel for his distinctive comedic voice’ – The Telegraph My name is Gary. I’m a thirty-year-old legal assistant with a firm of solicitors in London. To describe me as anonymous would be unfair but to notice me other than in passing would be a rarity. I did make a good connection with a girl, but that blew up in my face and smacked my arse with a fish slice. Gary Thorn goes for a pint with a work acquaintance called Brendan. When Brendan leaves early, Gary meets a girl in the pub. He doesn’t catch her name, but falls for her anyway. When she suddenly disappears without saying goodbye, all Gary has to remember her by is the book she was reading: The Satsuma Complex. But when Brendan goes missing, Gary needs to track down the girl he now calls Satsuma to get some answers. And so begins Gary’s quest, through the estates and pie shops of South London, to finally bring some love and excitement into his unremarkable life… A page-turning story with a cast of unforgettable characters, The Satsuma Complex is the brilliantly funny first novel by bestselling author and comedian Bob Mortimer.
Book Synopsis Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified by : Shawn Spencer
Download or read book Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified written by Shawn Spencer and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-05-07 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GOT A MYSTERY TO SOLVE? DON'T GET STUMPED. GET PSYCHED! You've seen him solve unsolvable crimes, stop unstoppable killers, and consume unconsumable breakfast cereals. Now Shawn Spencer, the mastermind from TV's hit show Psych, shows you how to become a fake psychic-and a real detective-using his patented methods of crime-fighting awesomeness. Along the way, he'll help you deal with whiny sidekicks (that means you, Gus), interfering police officers (including but not limited to Chief Vick, Lassiter, Henry, Buzz MacNab, and, ah, Juliet), and flashes of genius (like Evel Knievel's white leather jumpsuit). You'll discover: How to set up a totally bitchin' office, where Wednesday = Ladies Night How to convince your sidekick that he's really your partner How to pick up women at a crime scene Shawn's Stakeout Survival Guide, including sensible snacks Gus's Scream-and-Run Method for confronting criminals Unsolved mysteries like who stole Shawn's Sno-Caps in third grade The ideal sleuth car: Magnum, P.I.'s Ferrari or Knight Rider's K.I.T.T.? Who should play Shawn in the movie of his life: Christian Bale or Don Cheadle? New names for detectives, such as Rico Solvé and Sherlock Homeboy . . . and way more cool stuff. Packed with insane pop quizzes, unbelievable case studies, unflattering photos, and off-the-chart charts, this all-in-one guide will have you solving crimes and catching crooks like a pro-even if you don't have a clue.
Book Synopsis The Chicken and the Egg by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book The Chicken and the Egg written by Allan Plenderleith and published by Ravette Publishing. This book was released on 2013 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Far, far away on a tumbledown far lives a little brown chicken called Flo. Every chicken lays one egg every day, all except Flo. So begins this charming fable.
Book Synopsis A Christmas Memory by : Truman Capote
Download or read book A Christmas Memory written by Truman Capote and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-10-28 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A reminiscence of a Christmas shared by a seven-year-old boy and a sixtyish childlike woman, with enormous love and friendship between them.
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Download or read book Murder for Good written by Veronica Heley and published by Severn House Publishers Ltd. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The kindness of strangers comes under suspicion in the enjoyable new Ellie Quicke mystery. Ellie’s husband Thomas, a retired minister, is suspicious when he receives not one but five letters advising him that he has been bequeathed money by five different people in their wills. He barely knew three of his benefactors, and what could possibly connect him to the other two strangers? Sensing something isn’t right, and with Thomas’s reputation at stake, Ellie investigates but is soon distracted, not only by the problem of trying to ease Hetty, a difficult woman who’s recently taken refuge with them, out of their house, but also by her daughter, Diana, who’s in trouble again. As Ellie finally starts to make progress with her enquiries, she is about to uncover some disturbing truths – and in doing so, find herself in great danger . . .
Book Synopsis Cartoons to Cheer Up a Grumpy Old Git by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book Cartoons to Cheer Up a Grumpy Old Git written by Allan Plenderleith and published by Ravette Publishing. This book was released on 2011-09-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Odd Squad are on a mission - a mission from Odd: to cheer up the grumpy old gits of the world and turn their saggy frowns into sunshine and smiles!
Book Synopsis Real Kama Sutra by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book Real Kama Sutra written by Allan Plenderleith and published by . This book was released on 2009-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Shotokan's Secret by : Bruce D. Clayton
Download or read book Shotokan's Secret written by Bruce D. Clayton and published by Black Belt Communications. This book was released on 2004 with total page 334 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reveals the origins and purpose of the art of shotokan. This book describes how karate was invented by the world's only unarmed bodyguards to protect the world's only unarmed king, the king of Okinawa, against Americans.
Book Synopsis Louisiana Silly Trivia! by : Carole Marsh
Download or read book Louisiana Silly Trivia! written by Carole Marsh and published by Carole Marsh Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Bonkers Banana by : Allan Plenderleith
Download or read book The Bonkers Banana written by Allan Plenderleith and published by . This book was released on 2014-10-23 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas Eve and a little house receives a visitor - Santa! But when he accidentally spills all his magic dust over a fruit bowl, he causes a banana to come to life - and he's bonkers! With no magic dust, Santa can't deliver all the presents to the children there s only one who can help him - the Bonkers Banana!