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The PLONKER

Author : Joe KING
Publisher : Andrew M Molloy
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 74 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The PLONKER written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The PLONKER is a dark tale from Joe KING that will show you how sometimes it is better to stick with what you have, rather than risk it all. With profanity from the beginning, your sense of humour/humor will be pushed to its limits! When alcoholic scientist Joel discovers a new serum, he soon discovers it not only has the power to make him a monster in bed, but it also has a side effort so horrific, it makes his life a living nightmare! As Joel’s drinking gets out of control, so does his life and unknowing to him, he is killing people. With his time running out, will he live long enough to find a way out of this horror story he has created for himself? Or will he just have to accept, the serum he has taken was never going to have a happy ending!

Captivating Stories of Intrigue Comedy & Adventure

Author : Paul Mitch
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0244427666
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (444 download)

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Download or read book Captivating Stories of Intrigue Comedy & Adventure written by Paul Mitch and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A truly fascinating book that is blessed with an abundance of amazing stories that range from high adventure, hilarious comedy to mystery and intrigue.

No Off Switch

Author : Andy Kershaw
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1448132622
Total Pages : 498 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book No Off Switch written by Andy Kershaw and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-10-04 with total page 498 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Sensational. Wildly hilarious. An amazing read' - Stephen Fry 'Andy Kershaw is a compulsive truth-teller and he does it with verve, wit and passion. He is one of the few truly original voices in broadcasting and his book is already a classic' - Fergal Keane Andy Kershaw truly has no off switch. As a teenager he was promoting major rock gigs. He was Billy Bragg's driver and roadie one day and presenting Whistle Test and Live Aid the next. A passionate music enthusiast, he is a man with an obsessive curiosity about the world. Over a twenty-five year career, he has worked for the Rolling Stones and Bruce Springsteen, shared an office with John Peel and amassed a record collection that weighs seven tons. He has won more Sony Radio awards than any other broadcaster. He has visited 97 countries and as a foreign correspondent, filed numerous reports for Radio 4. He was also one of the few journalists present during the Rwanda genocide. The past few years have seen him go through a turbulent time in his personal life, but he has put this behind him, written his story and returned to the airwaves fronting the BBC's Music Planet series. Rebel. Maverick. Music fanatic. Andy Kershaw shares the story of his life with candour, insight, immediacy and incredible humour.

The Sad-Faced Bank Robber

Author : Clive F Sorrell
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1524680656
Total Pages : 314 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (246 download)

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Download or read book The Sad-Faced Bank Robber written by Clive F Sorrell and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2017-04-28 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Young Gerald Latimer tragically loses his father and then loses his job to a robot. To end this losing streak and raise 23,000.70p to place his dotty mother in a care home, he resorts to drug making. This fails disastrously when his friends greenhouse explodes. Gerald then agrees to rob a bank with an amateurish plan that also fails and given so little time to pay the care home fee, he is talked into a burglary. This results in the theft of a priceless item from a bent high court judge that no fence would ever consider handling. When nasty underworld characters learn of Geralds ill-gotten gain, he goes on the run with his cocaine-addicted friend and an attractive bank teller who had fallen for him. A deadly chase by the thugs and the police culminates in a surprise ending.

Escaping the Illusion

Author : Brian Rubenstein
Publisher : Andrews UK Limited
ISBN 13 : 1787053393
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (87 download)

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Download or read book Escaping the Illusion written by Brian Rubenstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2022-11-07 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A knife streaked with blood. A teenage gang held in jail. A dangerous man owed a load of money. A life-changing offer too good to refuse. Welcome to the world of fifteen-year-old Evan Banksky, a world that seems to be spinning dangerously out of control. A world that seems impossible to escape. Until he gets some unexpected help from a mysterious group on a mission to reveal the truth behind a great illusion. Embarking on a journey that takes him to places he never imagined, Evan learns that he must look deep within himself to find the answer to a series of profound dilemmas. From the gritty council estates of London to the rolling plains of the African wilderness, join Evan as he confronts his family and his friends, his past and his future, arriving at crucial decisions that will change his life forever. Gripping, funny and full of unforeseen twists and turns, Escaping the Illusion is a thrilling, heart-wrenching novel about discovering the true super-power that exists within us all, even in the most challenging of circumstances.

Exit Only

Author : Liam Bracken
Publisher : ENC Press
ISBN 13 : 0972832181
Total Pages : 330 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (728 download)

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Download or read book Exit Only written by Liam Bracken and published by ENC Press. This book was released on 2004-09 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A suspenseful, multihued novel of Saudi Arabia as it¿s seen through the eyes of expatriates of various origins and social standings who have one thing in common: they are all leaving it forever, on the same plane hurtling toward its destiny.

Looking Good Dead

Author : Peter James
Publisher : Pan Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 0330462598
Total Pages : 528 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (34 download)

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Download or read book Looking Good Dead written by Peter James and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2008-09-04 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Detective Superintendent Roy Grace has to solve a disturbing murder whilst protecting an innocent eye witness, in this TV tie-in edition of Looking Good Dead, by award winning crime author Peter James. Now a major ITV series, Grace, adapted for television by screenwriter Russell Lewis and starring John Simm. When a young woman’s body is found butchered in Brighton, Roy Grace cannot help but think of his own missing wife and her unsolved fate. Elsewhere in the city, when Tom Bryce finds a disc left on a train, he simply tries to do the right thing – return it to its owner. But this attempted act of kindness makes him the sole witness to that same vicious murder. Learning that Tom has made a statement to Grace’s team, the killers have to act. But when they plan the murder of the Bryce family, it’s not just revenge – it’s entertainment. Although the Roy Grace novels can be read in any order, Looking Good Dead is the second gripping title in the bestselling series. Enjoy more of the Brighton detective’s investigations with Not Dead Enough and Dead Man's Footsteps.

Butterworth's Brigade

Author : William Forde
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1326086936
Total Pages : 366 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (26 download)

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Download or read book Butterworth's Brigade written by William Forde and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-11-18 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The worlds of 12-year-old Axel Tyler and 73-year-old Brigadier Butterworth couldn't possibly be farther apart. While one is content to live life to the full in the fast track of 1990's Britain, the other yearns for the day when the country regains its senses and returns to those pre-war values that made Britain 'Great'. When events conspire to bring the 12-year-old rebel and the madcap Brigadier face-to-face, conflict becomes inevitable as the irreconcilable values and beliefs of two widely different worlds collide. The war between the two combatants is fought within a privatised, concentration camp, which is situated deep in the heart of Arundel Forest. Who will win the hearts and minds of the 59 teenage-rebel prisoners who have all been expelled from their schools and imprisoned in Arundel Forest: Axel or the Brigadier? At stake is nothing less than the future of Great Britain and the values of its young.

Outward Leg

Author : Tristan Jones
Publisher : Sheridan House, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781574090611
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (96 download)

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Download or read book Outward Leg written by Tristan Jones and published by Sheridan House, Inc.. This book was released on 1998 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After seven years ashore and after having his left leg amputated, Tristan Jones decided to return to the sea. In October 1983, Jones and his only crew member, Wally Rediske, set out in Outward Leg, a 36-ft trimaran from San Diego, intending to circumnavigate the world from west to east by sail.

No Going Back (DS Pete Gayle thrillers, Book 4)

Author : Jack Slater
Publisher : J.R.Slatcher
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 390 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book No Going Back (DS Pete Gayle thrillers, Book 4) written by Jack Slater and published by J.R.Slatcher. This book was released on 2024-02-22 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A gruesome find on a woodland walk. A body posed and naked, the killing savage and frenzied. Was the victim known to her attacker? Or is a serial killer emerging in South Devon? With no clues at the scene, DS Pete Gayle and his team must identify the victim before they can even start looking for a suspect.

The Thames Crossbow Murders

Author : John Broughton
Publisher : Next Chapter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 238 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Download or read book The Thames Crossbow Murders written by John Broughton and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2022-07-29 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After a crossbow bolt kills a birdwatcher in a remote site on the Thames, the Metropolitan Police discover they have another serial killer on their hands. The killer leaves no trace, and Detective Inspectors Shepherd and Vance are faced with a puzzle that threatens to erupt into an international scandal. Soon after, a virtuoso pianist loses his life in the same manner. The murders are all connected to the river Thames, but the waters are muddied by the involvement of British and Russian secret services. After a man is arrested for the murder, Shepherd is certain that he is the culprit. But what do the international organizations have to do with the case, and who is the killer?

Notes from the Larder

Author : Nigel Slater
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 1607745445
Total Pages : 928 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Notes from the Larder written by Nigel Slater and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 928 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following on the success of Tender and Ripe, this companion to the bestsellingKitchen Diaries is a beautiful, inspiring chronicle of a year in food from beloved food writer Nigel Slater. In this companion to the bestselling Kitchen Diaries, Britain’s foremost food writer returns with quietly passionate, idiosyncratic musings on a year in the kitchen, alongside more than 250 of his simple and seasonal recipes. Beloved author Nigel Slater shares his thoughts on topics as various as the kitchen knife whose every nick and stain is familiar, how to make a little bit of cheese go a long way when the cupboards are bare, and his reluctance to share desserts. Based on Slater’s journal entries, Notes from the Larder is a collection of small kitchen celebrations, whether a casual supper of grilled lamb, or a quiet moment contemplating a bowl of cauliflower soup with toasted hazelnuts. Through this personal selection of recipes, Slater offers a glimpse into the daily inspiration behind his cooking and the pleasures of making food by hand.

Romance Novel:The Dolphin that Flirted with Me

Author : Maolin Guo
Publisher : Maolin Guo
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1853 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Romance Novel:The Dolphin that Flirted with Me written by Maolin Guo and published by Maolin Guo. This book was released on with total page 1853 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Three Comedies

Author : David Simons
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1477238956
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (772 download)

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Download or read book Three Comedies written by David Simons and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2012 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Apart from The Middle-class Tendency, these plays have not been performed.

Night Shift

Author : Joe KING
Publisher : Andrew M Molloy
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 91 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Night Shift written by Joe KING and published by Andrew M Molloy. This book was released on with total page 91 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun story packed with comedy/ horror, humour and a hugely different type of ghost, which will leave you looking down the toilet before you commit yourself, that is if your sense of humour is up to it! Do you believe in ghosts? Bill begins to think differently as his first night shift back as a Security Guard gets off to a bumpy start and he soon realises they are real, VERY real. Not only are they out to scare him, but they are also out to take his mind, body and soul. Will he make it through the night, with his sanity and soul intact? Or will he become something else! With randy ghost William Moorcock on his back, ANYTHING is possible during the Night Shift from hell.

The Watch that Ends the Night

Author : Allan Wolf
Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763637033
Total Pages : 481 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (636 download)

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Download or read book The Watch that Ends the Night written by Allan Wolf and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2011 with total page 481 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Recreates the 1912 sinking of the Titanic as observed by millionaire John Jacob Astor, a beautiful young Lebanese refugee finding first love, "Unsinkable" Molly Brown, Captain Smith, and others including the iceberg itself.

Quicksilver (Crossbreed Series: Book 11)

Author : Dannika Dark
Publisher : Dannika Dark
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 483 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Quicksilver (Crossbreed Series: Book 11) written by Dannika Dark and published by Dannika Dark. This book was released on with total page 483 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keystone goes to battle with their most fearsome foe yet in this USA Today Bestselling series by Dannika Dark. In the world of crime fighting, Raven has learned that formal affairs are a necessary evil. So when Keystone receives an invitation to a winter ball, she tries to make the best of it. The most powerful elites in Cognito are attending—a perfect opportunity to network and have a few drinks. But when a guest hijacks the party in a violent display of dark power, chaos ensues. It’s a race against time as Raven searches for a way to thwart his diabolical plan. Will Keystone find the fortitude to prevent the downfall of civilization? Or will they bow to a new king to save their souls? “And a terrible curse befell the winter ball.” THE CROSSBREED SERIES Book 1: Keystone Book 2: Ravenheart Book 3: Deathtrap Book 4: Gaslight Book 5: Blackout Book 6: Nevermore Book 7: Moonstruck Book 8: Spellbound Book 9: Heartless Book 10: Afterlife Book 11: Quicksilver Book 12: Evildoer Book 13: Forevermore Crossbreed Series Insider's Guide Keywords: urban fantasy, paranormal romance, vampires, mages, paranormal, supernatural, shifters, wolves, romance, secrets, mystery, magic, modern magic, alpha male, sexy, brotherhood, strong woman, ghosts, psychic, sensors, tracker, bounty hunter, villains, sleuth, series, demons, devils, swords, sorcery, daggers, spell, adventure, journey, action, hybrids, werewolves, werewolf, curse, enchantment, castle, mercenary, rogues, assassins, kidnap, transformed, tattoo, hunters, dark, fantasy, raven, special powers, snarky, banter, chemistry, humor, sidekicks, series, urban fantasy, quicksilver, slow burn, booktok