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Book Synopsis The Muthafucker - How to Fuck Shit Up and Stuff. A Novel? by : The Muthafucker
Download or read book The Muthafucker - How to Fuck Shit Up and Stuff. A Novel? written by The Muthafucker and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-09-06 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 2012, the future of the once great Britain came under threat from an utter imbecile: the Prime Minister. Who would rise up from the masses to lead the people into prosperity once more? Who, amongst the many, could shake off the burden of tax after tax, two teenage daughters and an incontinent dog to fight for what is righteous and proper? Great Britain is fucked. There is only one hope. The Muthafucker is going to fuck shit up. A contemporary hero. A legend for tomorrow. One angry bitch. "You've been fucked...by the Muthafucker."
Book Synopsis The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck by : Mark Manson
Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.
Book Synopsis It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers by : Colin Nissan
Download or read book It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers written by Colin Nissan and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind at a pumpkin patch? At last, the epically funny internet sensation It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers is now a visual tour-de-force, teeming with a cornucopia of perfectly paired photos and seasonal enchantments to make it really fucking sing. Whiffy candles, wicker baskets, motherfucking gourd after gourd, and people going insane they love fall so much? Check! Also included: the equally lifechanging meditation It's Rotting Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers, because all good things must end. Give it to everyone you love, or put it on your fucking coffee table next to a pile of shellacked vegetables to really tie the room together. Perfect for: For anyone who fucking loves fall, and fans of McSweeney's, Go the Fuck to Sleep, Deep Thoughts, the Onion, and the New Yorker.
Download or read book Hakeem & Tasia 2 written by K.C. Mills and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2015-10-29 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your favorite couple is back but things are getting complicated. With the cops at their door Hakeem is now forced to invest time trying to figure out who is trying to set him up, when he really should be focusing on getting his club up and running. Taisa’s business has taken off, yet she is quickly starting to realize that Sky might want a little more than just a corner office. Sky is on a mission that has nothing to do with styling celebrities. Jace can’t seem to let go, which is causing problems for Tasia while Hakeem’s past seems to be resurfacing in a way that will change both their lives forever. What will it take for Hakeem and Tasia to have their happily ever after and will they be able to find it?
Book Synopsis Bound by Desire (Ravage MC Bound Series Book 2) by : Ryan Michele
Download or read book Bound by Desire (Ravage MC Bound Series Book 2) written by Ryan Michele and published by Ryan Michele. This book was released on 2017-06-20 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wanted something so badly it consumes you? There is a fine line between needs and wants. Deke Gavelson has wanted his Ravage cut for as long as he can remember. He's earned it. He was born to be in this club. He's not afraid to fight for his place, either. Then she barreled into his world, and Deke suddenly desires something more than his rag and winning the next round. Rylie Hollister has lived through hell and back. Each event makes her the strong, independent woman she is today. Until a bitter underground fighter threatens to turn her plans upside down. These two are bound by their desires, but oh, how that changes when his intensity meets her passion. ** Bound by Desire (Ravage MC Bound Series #2) is a standalone full-length novel. You do not have to read the Bound by Family or the Ravage MC series to follow this book, but if you'd like to see the whole picture, you really should. **The Ravage MC series is an action packed, suspenseful motorcycle club romance that will have you on the edge of your seat. If you like an alpha, mma fighter, bad boy biker and a strong, independent, feisty woman, you've found the perfect MC book. Ryan is known for her twists and turns and the unexpected, so beware! Come and join the ride with the Ravage MC! *This book contains adult content and is only suitable for mature audiences.* This is the first book in the Ravage MC series. The order of the series is: Ravage Me Seduce Me Consume Me Inflame Me Captivate Me Ride with Me (co-written with Chelsea Camaron) Satisfy Me (Found in The Ravage MC Novella Collection) Rattle Me (Found in The Ravage MC Novella Collection) Final Ravage MC Epilogue (Found in The Ravage MC Novella Collection) Next Generation of the Ravage MC: Bound by Family Bound by Desire Bound by VengeanceBound by Affliction
Book Synopsis A Mighty Story by : Michael O. Shephard
Download or read book A Mighty Story written by Michael O. Shephard and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-02-20 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This story is unlike any you heard it’s about a normal teen going from no money to millions! You can call it drama, mystery, action, romance, comedy, I call it good! It’s a must read, mighty is da man but the game is only a 2way street.
Book Synopsis Take Hyperianism to the Morgue: Book II by : The Illuminist Army
Download or read book Take Hyperianism to the Morgue: Book II written by The Illuminist Army and published by Magus Books. This book was released on with total page 425 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a cult gives out red flags everywhere then all decent, moral people have an absolute duty, a categorical imperative, to blow the whistle, and protect others. People should have blown the whistle on influencer Andrew Tate long ago, and now it's even more essential to blow the whistle on people such as "Morgue", the leader of the modern cult of "Hyperianism", and all the rest of the cult predators who are preying on naïve people, those easy to manipulate and fleece. This Hyperian cult is the epitome of cancel culture. It actively tries to cancel anyone who says anything against it. Absolutely no one is allowed to get away with criticizing it, even though the cult leader hilariously claims that he will answer any question (well, except any question he doesn't like, and that's nearly all of them!). The cult's attack dogs will be out for sure regarding this book. We know what's coming. We've been through it all before. This is a book featuring the direct victims of this dangerous Hyperian cult and its predatory leader Morgue. Three people were criminally swatted by the leadership of this cult. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Come inside and find out all about what the leader of this cult and his chief accomplices get up to. Hear those affected in their own words, uncensored. This book will be of enormous value to anyone, including academic researchers, dealing with a modern online cult. There are many cults out there just like Hyperianism, with "dark triad" leaders just like Morgue. Society needs to do something about it. The influencer industry resembles the Wild West. It's completely unregulated and is doing extraordinary damage to some of the feeblest, most impressionable and suggestible people in society. They are sitting ducks for online predators looking for a fast buck and adulation. Buffy, a former member of this cult, added this alarming comment about Morgue: "He has ways of punishing people… they verbally punish you until you feel at your lowest. He gets the other admin to do it — he never does it." Watch out!
Download or read book The Harris Family written by RM Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-12-26 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes an excerpt from Deceit and devotion.
Book Synopsis Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes by : Eric LaRocca
Download or read book Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke And Other Misfortunes written by Eric LaRocca and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2022-09-06 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Amongst the Top 50 Horror Books of All Time" - Cosmopolitan Three dark and disturbing horror stories from an astonishing new voice, including the viral-sensation tale of obsession, Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke. For fans of Kathe Koja, Clive Barker and Stephen Graham Jones. Winner of the Splatterpunk Award for Best Novella. A whirlpool of darkness churns at the heart of a macabre ballet between two lonely young women in an internet chat room in the early 2000s—a darkness that threatens to forever transform them once they finally succumb to their most horrific desires. A couple isolate themselves on a remote island in an attempt to recover from their teenage son’s death, when a mysterious young man knocks on their door during a storm… And a man confronts his neighbour when he discovers a strange object in his back yard, only to be drawn into an ever-more dangerous game. Three devastating, beautifully written horror stories from one of the genre’s most cutting-edge voices. What have you done today to deserve your eyes?
Book Synopsis Fuck Off and Die by : Sarah Robinson
Download or read book Fuck Off and Die written by Sarah Robinson and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A shitty guide to getting through the fucked up first month of a break up.
Book Synopsis The Four Fingers of Death by : Rick Moody
Download or read book The Four Fingers of Death written by Rick Moody and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2010-07-28 with total page 696 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Montese Crandall is a downtrodden writer whose rare collection of baseball cards won't sustain him, financially or emotionally, through the grave illness of his wife. Luckily, he swindles himself a job churning out a novelization of the 2025 remake of a 1963 horror classic, The Crawling Hand. Crandall tells therein of the United States, in a bid to regain global eminence, launching at last its doomed manned mission to the desolation of Mars. Three space pods with nine Americans on board travel three months, expecting to spend three years as the planet's first colonists. When a secret mission to retrieve a flesh-eating bacterium for use in bio-warfare is uncovered, mayhem ensues. Only a lonely human arm (missing its middle finger) returns to earth, crash-landing in the vast Sonoran Desert of Arizona. The arm may hold the secret to reanimation or it may simply be an infectious killing machine. In the ensuing days, it crawls through the heartbroken wasteland of a civilization at its breaking point, economically and culturally -- a dystopia of lowlife, emigration from America, and laughable lifestyle alternatives. The Four Fingers of Death is a stunningly inventive, sometimes hilarious, monumental novel. It will delight admirers of comic masterpieces like Slaughterhouse-Five, The Crying of Lot 49, and Catch-22.
Book Synopsis The Dirty Red Series by : Vickie M. Stringer
Download or read book The Dirty Red Series written by Vickie M. Stringer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-14 with total page 661 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the "queen of urban fiction" (Publishers Weekly), Vickie Stringer, come three scorching tales of love, lies, and loss. Dirty Red Mischievous and manipulative, eighteen-year-old Red is an expert at deception with a provocative femininity. She employs her dirty ways—even faking a pregnancy with her boyfriend—to win a closet full of Gucci bags, a deluxe condominium full of baby accessories, a new car, and a book deal. But when one of Red's scams backfires and she winds up truly pregnant by her inmate ex-boyfriend, Bacon, she finds herself in more trouble than she's ever known. The drama truly unravels when Red's picture-perfect cons fall apart due to the power of—surprisingly—love. Still Dirty In Still Dirty, Red is again caught in a web of murder, theft, and deceit. We find her and her boyfriend Q running for a plane to Mexico after a violent fight with her ex-boyfriend Bacon, a released convict. Bacon is on their heels and determined not to let Red get away alive. Will Q come to her rescue once again? Or will he tire of cleaning up after Red's dirty deeds? Dirtier Than Ever Bacon returns from prison and suddenly Q is left for dead. With Q out of the picture, Bacon now has Red to himself. His sights are set on being the top hustler with Red by his side. He believes Red has finally changed when she reveals the truth about her past. But all comes to a head when the snooping detective, Thomas, suspects Red’s involvement in Q’s getting shot and the murder of Zeke, Q’s best friend. With two murders, a tumultuous love affair, and money on her mind, Red must make a decision . . . does she turn over a new leaf or revisit her dirty ways of old?
Book Synopsis He Rules the Streets, She Rules His Heart 2 by : Dejah Rice
Download or read book He Rules the Streets, She Rules His Heart 2 written by Dejah Rice and published by Sullivan Group Publishing. This book was released on 2017-12-20 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone has their own slice of drama going on in this story, but no one has problems as big as Augustus and Braelyn. Sometimes things just seem too good to be true, and that’s exactly the case when it comes to them. Everything has come out about Augustus’s past, and he’s figured out exactly why he felt so connected to Braelyn. Never in a million years would he have ever thought that she was his deceased ex-girlfriend’s twin sister, but she is, and she’s not happy at all about who he truly is. Braelyn knew things didn’t seem right when it came to Augustus. Yet, she still gave him a chance to get to know her. Eventually, she ended up falling for him. She couldn’t hate that more now that she knows that Augustus could be the reason her twin sister was murdered. She feels betrayed and confused, but mostly, she feels hurt and doesn’t know what to do. Will Augustus be able to explain to Braelyn the way things really happened the night her sister was killed? Will Braelyn be able to listen and forgive him? Or will she pull the trigger of the gun that she has pointed at him?
Download or read book Six Bad Things written by Charlie Huston and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2005-06-28 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hank Thompson is living off the map in Mexico with a bagful of cash that the Russian mafia wants back and many, many secrets. So when a Russian backpacker shows up in town asking questions, Hank tries to play it cool. But he knows the jig is up when the backpacker mentions the money . . . and the family Hank left behind. Suddenly Hank’s in a desperate race to get to his parents in California before anyone can harm them. Along the way he’ll face Federales and Border Patrol, mafiosi and vigilantes, extortionists and drug dealers, and a couple of psychotic surf bums with an ax to grind. From the golden beaches of the Yucatán to the seedy strip clubs of Vegas, Charlie Huston opens a door to the squalid underworld of crime and corruption–and invites the reader to live it in the extreme.
Download or read book Day 100 written by Amy Cross and published by Blackwych Books Ltd. This book was released on 2022-10-30 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One hundred days after humanity was brought to its knees, Elizabeth Marter has joined a small group of survivors in Boston. Under constant attack from scavengers who live beyond the city limits, Elizabeth and the others desperately try to come up with a plan. But when they learn that a more organized enemy is on the way, they realize that they face a battle for what's left of their resources. Thomas Edgewater, meanwhile, has joined up with a ragged bunch of soldiers who are on their way to Boston. As they wait for their orders, however, Thomas and Toad find themselves ordered to guard a captured zombie. By the time the hundredth day draws to a close, Thomas will have begun to suspect that the mysterious Sarah Carter isn't quite who or what she seems. He'll also have met someone who will change his life forever. Day 100 is the sixth book in the Mass Extinction Event series, chronicling the collapse of human society through the eyes of two very different people who are gradually being drawn together. Ends on a cliffhanger.
Download or read book The Haters written by Jesse Andrews and published by ABRAMS. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Jesse Andrews, author of the New York Times bestselling Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and screenwriter of the Sundance award–winning motion picture of the same name, comes a groundbreaking young adult novel about music, love, friendship, and freedom as three young musicians follow a quest to escape the law long enough to play the amazing show they hope (but also doubt) they have in them. For Wes and his best friend, Corey, jazz camp turns out to be lame. It’s pretty much all dudes talking in Jazz Voice. But then they jam with Ash, a charismatic girl with an unusual sound, and the three just click. It’s three and a half hours of pure musical magic, and Ash makes a decision: They need to hit the road. Because the road, not summer camp, is where bands get good. Before Wes and Corey know it, they’re in Ash’s SUV heading south, and The Haters Summer of Hate Tour has begun. In his second novel, Andrews again brings his brilliant and distinctive voice to YA, in the perfect book for music lovers, fans of The Commitments (author Roddy Doyle raves "The Haters is terrific. It is shocking and funny, unsettling and charming."), and High Fidelity, or anyone who has ever loved—and hated—a song or a band. This witty, funny coming-of-age novel is contemporary fiction at its best.
Download or read book Heavy written by Kiese Laymon and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *Selected as One of the Best Books of the 21st Century by The New York Times* *Named a Best Book of the Year by The New York Times, Publishers Weekly, NPR, Broadly, BuzzFeed (Nonfiction), The Undefeated, Library Journal (Biography/Memoirs), The Washington Post (Nonfiction), Southern Living (Southern), Entertainment Weekly, and The New York Times Critics* In this powerful, provocative, and universally lauded memoir—winner of the Andrew Carnegie Medal and finalist for the Kirkus Prize—genre-bending essayist and novelist Kiese Laymon “provocatively meditates on his trauma growing up as a black man, and in turn crafts an essential polemic against American moral rot” (Entertainment Weekly). In Heavy, Laymon writes eloquently and honestly about growing up a hard-headed black son to a complicated and brilliant black mother in Jackson, Mississippi. From his early experiences of sexual violence, to his suspension from college, to time in New York as a college professor, Laymon charts his complex relationship with his mother, grandmother, anorexia, obesity, sex, writing, and ultimately gambling. Heavy is a “gorgeous, gutting…generous” (The New York Times) memoir that combines personal stories with piercing intellect to reflect both on the strife of American society and on Laymon’s experiences with abuse. By attempting to name secrets and lies he and his mother spent a lifetime avoiding, he asks us to confront the terrifying possibility that few in this nation actually know how to responsibly love, and even fewer want to live under the weight of actually becoming free. “A book for people who appreciated Roxane Gay’s memoir Hunger” (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel), Heavy is defiant yet vulnerable, an insightful, often comical exploration of weight, identity, art, friendship, and family through years of haunting implosions and long reverberations. “You won’t be able to put [this memoir] down…It is packed with reminders of how black dreams get skewed and deferred, yet are also pregnant with the possibility that a kind of redemption may lie in intimate grappling with black realities” (The Atlantic).
