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Book Synopsis The Musings of an Old Fart by : John Davies
Download or read book The Musings of an Old Fart written by John Davies and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-21 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In an old fart's world things matter that don't matter at all to anyone else. We spend our time amazed at the world around us knowing we are safe in our man cave. When an interloper enters the cave unauthorized, old farts marshall the resources of all the neighborhood's old farts and calm is restored.
Book Synopsis The Musings of a Crazy Old Fart by : Jim Rother
Download or read book The Musings of a Crazy Old Fart written by Jim Rother and published by Archway Publishing. This book was released on 2024-01-12 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After coming out as gay, Jason feels compelled to leave his home in Tennessee. Hoping to create a new life in Oregon, he takes a job as a companion/housekeeper/caregiver to an elderly man named Thomas. It turns out that Thomas has been expecting him and, with just a few weeks left to live, he tells Jason they are to share with the world a very different story of creation. With the love of his deceased wife ever in his mind and the promptings of his “guide,” Karl, Thomas weaves for Jason a new creation myth filled with love and purpose – a myth that deeply challenges Jason. How do you translate mystical experiences in a language easily understood within our normal reality? How does the weirdness of quantum mechanics fit into a cause-and-effect world? Those questions have challenged the greatest teachers and the everyday seeker of the truth. They challenge Thomas as well. No one can contain the infinite and put it into finite words. Yet there are steps that can be taken to invite the infinite into our experience, for it is only through direct experience that we can begin to grasp the true nature of our being.
Book Synopsis The Musings of a Crazy Old Fart by : Jim Rother
Download or read book The Musings of a Crazy Old Fart written by Jim Rother and published by . This book was released on 2024-01-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Old Farts Club written by Jh Notebooks and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OLD FARTS CLUB We all live with them....decrepid, surly, wrinkled...tin need of either plastic surgery or euthenasia?...but we love 'em. Lined pages - room for their inner cumudgeoning. Dead skin wipes off easily. Great funny gift for those approaching their 30s....or 40s or 50s or 60s...you get the picture.
Book Synopsis Release Your Inner Old Fart by : Mark Leigh
Download or read book Release Your Inner Old Fart written by Mark Leigh and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2012-08-24 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilariously cynical and gloom-laden, this book contains diatribes, rants, anecdotes and advice for Old Farts everywhere.
Book Synopsis Rise Catholic Women by : Sarah Harding
Download or read book Rise Catholic Women written by Sarah Harding and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2014-10-22 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women hold the key for the solution to success in our Roman Catholic Church. This key has been hidden! Rise Catholic Women will not only tell you why, but how women can unlock the secrets that have been hidden from them, and expose the unnecessary control of men in decision making in the church. This informative book provides mostly unknown facts about the reasons priests are not allowed to marry. It answers questions that our pastors have been encouraged not to discuss. Sarah Harding shows us that even though statistics show the Catholic church is doing well in the United States, the influx of the Latino communities in our Church has covered up the fact that the non- Latino Catholic population has diminished. The shortage of priests has affected the salvation of souls to a large degree. Women need to rise and face the challenge to be heard. We need all our priests, not just those who have courageously endured celibacy, but the other one third who have left the Church to marry. There are twenty-thousand priests in the United States alone who have left the Church to marry. These priests could be called back to shepherd our churches. You hold the key to unlock the door for them to help save our Roman Catholic Church in America. Note from the author: I am extremely grateful for the professional help given to me by my daughter and granddaughter, Mary Alice Loucks and Nicole McMahon.
Book Synopsis Two Old Farts in the Night Live by : Barry Cryer
Download or read book Two Old Farts in the Night Live written by Barry Cryer and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide by : Amos Tinker
Download or read book Old Farts: A Spotter's Guide written by Amos Tinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Book Synopsis Musings of a Grieving Mam by : Maire Kyriacou
Download or read book Musings of a Grieving Mam written by Maire Kyriacou and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2022-12-16 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s humbling to realise that everything I’ve taken for granted over the last 13 years, touching Lils, holding her, being beside her, I now have to ask permission to do it. That now, other mothers’ hands have the unspoken right to touch my daughter. I have to ask permission to perform the most basic of ‘mum duties’ for my own child. My. Own. Child. 16 days in the head of a mum during her teenage daughter’s battle with HLH.
Download or read book An Old Fart Remembers written by and published by . This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Musing Of A Nursing Home Resident by : Mary Morgan
Download or read book Musing Of A Nursing Home Resident written by Mary Morgan and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2011-10 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I moved into a nursing home after my sister, Martha had died. I was living alone. I have FSH muscular dystrophy that isn't fatal. The disability itself requires a live in a care giver, whom I could not afford. The other residents enjoy reading my poems so I decided to write more and make them into a book. I believe there is a "book" in each of us. We all have life stories to tell, but residents of nursing homes seem to be forgotten numbers in our society. We all need love, company and laughter in our lives. This is a place to live and be cared for. While I am glad to have a home, improvement is needed in its image. If my poems can have help improve this image, then I will have succeeded.
Download or read book Musings written by and published by 3 Muses Books, SynGeo ArchiGraph. This book was released on with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Memories & Musings by : Rachel R Johnson
Download or read book Memories & Musings written by Rachel R Johnson and published by Bublish, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-04-26 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life is full of choices, decisions, memories, photographs, and—most importantly—love. When life is moving at full title, there's not always time to reflect on those everyday occurrences. Retirement allows us the time and presence of mind to sit down and take stock. That's just what the writers in Memories & Musings did. Written by "vintage" Minnesotans from The Guided Autobiography and poetry classes at Whitney Senior Center, their stories and poems are a collection of life's journey and the many paths taken. Inside, you'll find writing submissions that explore: Paths into creative writing Trails and tracks in nature Pathways of family members Passages through life's journey This anthology will make you think, laugh, and cry at the peculiar human condition we all find ourselves living. So, pour a mug of tea or coffee—maybe settle in with a glass of wine—and savor the diverse flavors of each writer's journey.
Book Synopsis Last Argument of Kings by : Joe Abercrombie
Download or read book Last Argument of Kings written by Joe Abercrombie and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2015-09-08 with total page 674 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The final novel in the First Law Trilogy by New York Times bestseller Joe Abercrombie. Logen Ninefingers might only have one more fight in him -- but it's going to be a big one. Battle rages across the North, the king of the Northmen still stands firm, and there's only one man who can stop him. His oldest friend, and his oldest enemy: it's time for the Bloody-Nine to come home. With too many masters and too little time, Superior Glokta is fighting a different kind of war. A secret struggle in which no one is safe, and no one can be trusted. As his days with a sword are far behind him, it's fortunate that he's deadly with his remaining weapons: blackmail, threats, and torture. Jezal dan Luthar has decided that winning glory is too painful an undertaking and turned his back on soldiering for a simple life with the woman he loves. But love can be painful too -- and glory has a nasty habit of creeping up on a man when he least expects it. The king of the Union lies on his deathbed, the peasants revolt, and the nobles scramble to steal his crown. No one believes that the shadow of war is about to fall across the heart of the Union. Only the First of the Magi can save the world, but there are risks. There is no risk more terrible, than to break the First Law. . .
Book Synopsis Better an Old Fart Than a Young Shit Head by : Herbert I. Kavet
Download or read book Better an Old Fart Than a Young Shit Head written by Herbert I. Kavet and published by . This book was released on 1998-03-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Official Member Old Fart Club All Aches and Pains When It Rains by : Funny Notebook
Download or read book Official Member Old Fart Club All Aches and Pains When It Rains written by Funny Notebook and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.
Book Synopsis Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts by : CAM Harlan
Download or read book Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts written by CAM Harlan and published by . This book was released on 2004-12 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hard Cover Version with dust jacket: A short collection of rhymes pertaining to the early years of people now over 60 years of age. Grandparents were really old and lost parents were not old enough, but old farts and bags are not old. We have just been around for a long time. In our many rich memories and accumulation of years there is a comfort that young people cannot fathom. This book is about those memories; but, more, it is about the comfort. It is about spelling, and singing, and in heads and hearts, and in learning to kipple, and in world's records, and in firsts, and in horses and reindeer, and in mankind, and in love. It is not about what most see in those words and phrases, but what may be in them when relished with the comfort of age. So much comfort, we can kid each other about being old farts and bags. Lost in Thought Quick as a wink, I stopped to think . . . ! You must be over 60 years of age to purchase this book; or you must cross your heart and promise to give it to someone over 60. ........ Reminisce with an old fart!
